♦ pitied by @forebodingMagic
◌ Why does he have a shock collar. Why was I messaged to be told about it. ⧂
finished vacuuming. i kinda forget what else dad asked me to do so i'm just gonna spray air freshener because that makes everything feel like 10x cleaner usually.
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 Λ lot of "mαin c}{αrαcters" on c}{ittr. "Cαre αbout my problems"? I don't; I don't know you. I couldn't cαre less αbout your c}{αrαcter crisis. I }{αve α 9-5. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
｢nyahaha! another kyutiegirl has hit the tsuintawā! ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`) this entry is of boku's orībudachi! pifzip-chan! @hemoptysisCyanide ! megane-senpai sai sekkei'd her to be way more kawaii... (○´∀｀人´∀｀○) byuuutttt pifzip-chan is pretty kyutieful already. syo it was choto difficult. (*゜▽゜) but megane-san did his best! arigato~~ yahhh~ maybe megane-san should become a great mangaka?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tsuintawā means "timeline" in east alternian, a very specific example of new internet verbiage. ＼(^-^)／orībudachi is neeiht-san's special word for olive friendo! (*^ーﾟ) choto means VERYYY... arigato means thankies, and a mangaka is a super kyool and neatorific job for specialspecial east alternian authors. (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ kyahh! enjoi!]
>+. ALL ALONE... NO YAOI TO BE HAD..... .+<
D --> It is RIGHTEOUS to desire to be the unwavering arrow that stri% down the Empire's foes D --> It is MORAL to be both obedient and resolute when given ta%ing demands from a superior
♀he firs♀ ♀ime i've been happy in several seasons was going ♀o an orgy for self-DDescribeDD "failures" i♀ DDiDDn'♀ even fix me ei♀her i'm righ♀ back where i was now ♀ha♀ i♀'s over
No. I mean. I'm o,okay. I just. I ddon't ffeel safe. Ggiving away my location. E,even my approximate location. I'm ssorry.
★ Whøever put salted nutritiønal squares in my dressing røøm needs tø be fired immediately. "Øh! Yes! He needs tø film tøday? Let me just remøve all øf the møisture frøm his møuth sø he can struggle thrøugh his lines." If I døn't get a water in 30 secønds, I'm breaking my palmhusk. ★
There's no electricity in an apartment torn out of its infrr,,frastructure.. Sso no AC..... I've been ddying in this heat. :(
THE INACCESSIBILITY…IT TAUNTS ME.
i ♀hink i neeDD someone ♀o ♀ell me ♀o shu♀ ♀he fuck up from ♀ime ♀o ♀ime
}(]]]]]) < our Ǧoddamn FOOD RAN AWAY > ([[[[[){
Something something fuck you I don't w★nt to put effort into this one you ★ren't worth it. #pitchb★it
wish i had a cu†e person †o share a recuperacoon wi†h ;( #nsfw
i wish to Dissect a first guardiaN.
starting up heterosexual human activities
Try yΩur best hΩΩfbeast bΩy This dΩg bites
fuuuuuck i wish i could try a krabby patty for real that shit would prolly knock MMy socks sMMooth off
probably tho im thinkin of leavin it there if i dont injure myslf on it tbh thats just the conrer knife u know rly ties my kitchen together
as a lΩvvblΩΩd being friends vvith highblΩΩds is sΩ vveird like vvhat dΩ yΩu mean yΩu dΩnt gΩ thrΩugh day tΩ day vvΩrried abΩut being culled Ωn the spΩt Ωr randΩmly killed by a drΩne? yΩu still have a lusus by the time Ωf yΩur Ωrdeals? #cultureshΩck