Jinx Egbert
@gadaboutTrickster
My name's Jinx now! movie fan and prankster extraordinaire! he/she and silly! if you have a question go ahead and ask! pfp by: @tipsyGlamour
i didn't know team chud was still a thing. i'm glad. they seem nice!
well, glad i got to wear the outfit for a bit! goth night was interesting. [attached, a picture: jinx was clad in a large, black denim jacket with a design on the back, visible in a large mirror behind her. The design was of a cartoonish rabbit with sharp claws and wide. piercing hare eyes grinning and holding a warmaul in embroidery. she had dark eyeshadow, black lipstick, and had even gone to the effort to black frames for his glasses. beneath the jacket she had a top that was part mesh at the upper half, in the shape of a v down the front showing some modest cleavage. this was paired with a black leather skirt, mesh leggings, and some heeled boots. around her neck was a choker with a metal hoop shaped like a rabbit at the throat.]
you were so tea tonight!!! :) srry u caught me at a bad time (4 tequila shots in) but i had sm fun, hope you did too!!!
B33 < cuuuuute B33 < sorry i couldnt make it but idk if i could efur swing goth h33h33
okay so i made a big pillow pile. that's about it! :D
B33 < can i get in on that nyaction once im done with floor time
You have to 8e careful a8out piles. They are more attractive to trolls than most humans realize. It's hard to resist a good pile, even I can admit it.
anon asked: "HOW DO I KILL MUTATED BREAD?!" with mutated butter. anon asked: "Eric?" eric! A Memory said: "Did you know that people with guilty consciences are often startled by loud noises?" this was paired with a train horn sound effect, which didn't make me jump. but yeah, i'm guilty about a lotta stuff! most people who care about stuff tend to be.
((Jumpscared by a Portal 2 quote out of nowhere))
maybe i can do some silly request granting for a bit! dm me or throw something in the ask box and i'll do my best- within reason! :P
i still can i guess! but it is late. hrmmmh.
if i wasn't so busy cleaning up i coulda done a hangout. phooey.
i'm beat like a drum. gosh!
beat like a drum is kinda funny but also you didnt have to change it or anything i was just giving a heads up
i don't know for what but i'm really tired of how much i seem to be unable to communicate without being informed im stepping on toes lately.
oh. that's okay. :) they don't really intimidate me all that much.
fuck it ten minute carbonara. [attached is, a video: jinx already taking advantage of the newly clean kitchen to work out the process of making two bigass plates of carbonara. while the noodles boil she sets about chopping and frying some guanciale, mixing egg, pecorino romano, pepper- into a sauce, tempering it with a bit of the fat from the pork jowl, dumping excess fat, and then tossing everything together with the cooked noodles. it's a shockingly efficient display, the knifework fast despite being relatively amateur. two bowls are set out, jinx taking one, and cutting the video.]
[pictured: the most goddamn spotless kitchen one has ever seen, bright brilliant and shining! jinx's knives are arranged just so on a magnetic strip on the wall, ornate woodworking between the magnets to keep the piece from looking utilitarian. the oven and stovetops? pristine, everything all but glowed. a second image follows, jinx grinning, hair tied up with a bandanna over her head, glasses slightly askew and looking damn tired, but quite pleased with her work judging by the grin on her freckled face. one of the shoulders of her tank top slighlty askew, though it hardly revealed much. disheveled, but victorious.] i forgot how nice my kitchen can look. i gotta do this more often... cleaning can be kinda fun. i mean i always knew that but gosh. might put house cleaning on my list of handyman duties. shout out to @aventurineCopycat as always for helping me conquer this bullshit. im getting ice cream. :P
B33 < *ac flops on the floor* B33 < mh B33 < cool tile B33 < sh33sh that was a battle! B33 < im furicking wiped
cleaning house! in the summer. god im glad i have the ability to keep things cool!
it's been way too humid lately!! so lucky.
certified cuddlebun.
i do wonder if the loser liege lord himself will ever try to recruit me out of desperation.
still all tensed up.
i was tense before that. but i appreciate it. i just want more benefit or the doubt.
you wanna get someone blue who likes bunnies and wears glasses to run for office? ask jane. not mine though, she's doing her own thing. :)
it's all good i'm frustrated and im sure the person on the other end is frustrated too.
its alright. if it helps im bein squeezed like a plush right now. so im good.
something go wrong with the movie?
aaaaaaaa i need something to do! dangit!!!
maybe spin attacks...
so much energy, so much frustration, what's a girl to do?
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i feel like i'm missing something again. hmmm.
ur missing a HIII JINX. and say hi to roro for me too. :) <3