@gadaboutTrickster — #suggestive
i am not to be trusted late at night with my pretty boyfriend.
nothing like having slightly too much pride to put myself in situations.
im in a real gamestop laser cheese situation here. gonna just try to air dry.
ok maybe engaging in a water war in a white tee was a mistake but i didnt have tits when i started this.
one of these days the whimsy and merriment will take over and i'll actually pull out the old staple of smugly smacking my own ass to taunt someone chasing me who i will inevitably escape. and i will TRULY have lost the plot at that point.
@downcastDaylight asked: "Hi, Jinx. What's the nicest and meanest thing you've done in the last month?" i helped a man without eyes regain his confidence and take a nice picture using advanced prosthetics. :) and i weaponized the wardrobifier to prank my boyfriend something fierce. :) anon asked and dared: "Do you have someone specific in mind when I ask "who's the most annoying chittr user to you?" "At some point, pull a prank on the person you thought of." hmmmmmmmmmmmm. that's a tie. i already pranked one. the other's still an option. hmmm.
i love my boyfriend i love my boyfriend i love him so much ughhh i wanna bury my face in his chest hair again.
okay anyone else have asks or dares for me? that last one was a doozy.
gonna catch her, and then gonna hear a great noise, and it's gonna be so fun! :D
anon asked: "hi jinx. how are you doing today." pretty good! barring some concerning news, pretty dang good! movie was great and i'm having a nice day. other anon asked: "Which looney toon could you take. NOT in a fight. ;)" i have the opportunity to be hilarious here. anyways.
"anon" dared. "i dare you to dress like youre in one of those human 80s exercise vwids, tight spandex, leg vwarmers, eye searing neon, the vworks. maybe evwen put on that character for your next fewv dares, that sounds cute." jazzercizeification has got to be like, a war crime. right? this is evil! anyways. [Attached, jinx looking mildly uncomfortable in a jazzercize fit, her legs sported bright yellow fuzzy warmers, contrasting with the light and dark blue spandex clinging to her figure. her hair is up in a high ponytail.] i feel VERY silly. but also agile. i will need to find like, slightly be...Read more
anon asked: "Are you from tennesse? cause you're the only miss who- wait." snrrk. ~ @amorousChanteuse asks: "does the bunny bite? ;D" @gallowsCounselor can confirm this one for you. ~ anon asked: "On a scale from one to ten how cute do you think you would you look with a gag in your mouth?" terezi cannot confirm this one they're biased. ~ anon asked: "how do you feel about knives. or blades. # suggestive" i don't like to be cut, i'm sure someone could scare me in a hot way with one though.
so cute. @tipsyGlamour [pictured: a dimly lit photo in a large bed with sky blue sheets. the light from the phone screen dimly illumunates a sleeping Roxy, who is using Jinx's thick arm like a pillow. in the shot is also jinx's currently hairy chest his other arm wrapped tight to hold roxy close. the lower half of his face is visible, and he's got a soft smile on.]
wow yeah ok this is fun. being stern in this form is fun people get SO cute. <3
@aventurineCopycat asked: "B33 < gun to your head fav plushie" first instinct is to say jazz second instinct is to say pull the trigger i have too many little friends now. @neonAllnight asked: "have you ever used your breath stuff to like, scuba dive without equipment? ive done that before its pretty neat" oh yeah! love swimming and diving and moving around freely. and just, blitzing into the seawater. looking at fishies. :) @aventurineCopycat (again) asked: "B33 < favfurite thing to bite?" earlobes are fun, the neck and collar too! uhhh. next one gets its own post. damn.
anon said: "i dare you to post more and/or pictures. of yourself." hmmm fine! but im gonna need ideas. ;*
[gadaboutTrickster has set her status to: BREATHLESS] 😵
some people make it very easy to act fussy and sassy. it is a miracle i have the reputation i do!
if you see me today don't worry about the bite marks. or me being vaguely cherry scented.
anon asked: "You fancy a good ol chase in the woods, lil rabbit?~" !?!!?!?!?!? uh, hi!? who? who???
holding the girls to keep my hands warm. at what cost.
oh. no wonder i'm wound up like a damn spring! i should probably find an outlet.
anon asked: "get up to any funny business on your trip lil lady?" i may or may not have set a few pranks here or there, nothing too serious. why? am i in trouble? i expect follow up. :P anon asked: "have you been a good bunny? :3" uh, yeah totally! ignore the above question. :D sorry i totally forgot to hit send, next set really will be in 10 mins. :D
anon asked "How often do you get caught setting up pranks? How much trouble do you get in?" uh! not TOO often, i am pretty good about being sneaky. sometimes i get caught, and the word trouble there is kinda load bearing. usually it's all good fun. sometimes it's uh, "trouble". anyways!
... i just checked yeah it's still there. yowza.
... ya know seeing roxy like that was worth breaking my "clicking before reading profile name" streak.
gotta say? fun to crunch the blowpop to unnerve people when they stare too long. like oh were you distracted? .
i try and fail to avoid being crass but it is so hot lately that the average popsicle that crosses my gaze is getting the kind of attention that makes people moan.
B;33 < the bunny is soooooo sl33py she furgot to recaptcha her phone lmeow [A picture is attached to the post: Jinx's butt, clad in truly tiny pajama shorts, pokes out of an impressive blanket fort in progress. Over this, Deva has doodled a cartoon cotton tail at the base of her spine and a little sign that reads "Spank me its past my bedtime" beside her.] @aventurineCopycat
now i wonder why that particular person liked that post. i shoulda blurred things.
by extension. having OTHER weaknesses makes the previous concept even funnier. like you are losing a dignity battle to someone who gets flustered when called a certain name.
gosh im getting close to 50k kult too. i dunno if i have another saucy pic in me.
also sometimes people dont wanna bone. gotta accept that instead of hitting them with endless unless-es.
okay i'm normal again i got to maul- er, i mean, cuddle deva.
hold hands hug talk about feelings be romantic be affectionate it! no i don't mean in a horny way but that is also fine!
im sure i'll behave this time. positive.
just saying nobody's made me stammer in a while!
it is the bad kind of obliteration right? right?
ok i should focus on not thinking about the current impulse. do not need to make terezi late.
@aventurineCopycat cmere. i'm wearing the only thing i own not currently made of glitter.
i am not immune to dilfs i never said i was immune to dilfs and when they're really pretty it is hard not to babble.
... the suit called to me like the green goblin mask last night.
@aeneasCaldarium there's a sorta shack boxy thing in the alley off of shellf and brolxy if you hang a right. you should like, totally check it out. i hear it's quite the wet and wild experience! [pictured: what could GENEROUSLY be called a shack, more cardboard and duct tape than anything else. it was indeed placed in an alley off the main roads of what apparently was in cronus' own neck of the woods. the sign on it says "Open for the big wet ride" and has a winky face drawn on it poorly.]
time to work on lunch. if i can walk. hoo.
oh i need to get on someones nerves bad.
oh! right, my outfit for the beach today. [there's jinx! beaming bright flip flops, some rather short denim shorts around her waist, a bikini top paired in her usual blue. paired with it, is a sky blue short sleeve button up, a pattern of rabbits in various poses, some of which are nibbling carrots, across the slightly gaudy shirt. she's grinning bright and wide... and notably, has several visible scratches, and a few bite marks on her shoulder and neck... including one at her hip.]
oh damn im covered in scratch marks. and a few bites. welp, cant change swimsuit plans today.
oh im gonna pin her then make her a delicious meal!!!
anyone who discourages you from being genuine is a dummy. i was genuine and now i can barely stand up because my hips are sore.