♦ pitied by @gadaboutTrickster
B;33 < homph
B33 < the bites will clawntinue until meowrale impurroves
hurt my lip #fuming
See. That last bit. Is manipulation. But maybe. Maybe soon.
No time for me. You can be silly. I could not stop you.
....F1N3.
Oh I wish I could remove that from my memory. Alas. #cagttl
1T'S OK4Y!
she is sleeping on the decision but i am not hopeful she will choose me
Lowkey highkey middlekey c major g major d minor (key) feeling like a relationship is slowly getting tainted but trying to "do" anything about it will accelerate the tainting. You feel me big dogs?
It's FUCKED, Jinx. FUCKED.
N0t my w0rst typ0. 0ne time i wanted t0 write buges. Can y0u imagine what i wr0te instead? What i was eating instead 0f th0se buges?
i d call you mom
huh wha t
I Think Im Rather Sensitive Today Actually
L4T3 BUT 1 DONT LOV3 TH1S
FUCK.
B33 < dont f33l like scrolling chittr tonight B33 < meowbe i ofurdid it yestpurrday B33 < might still post smth else latepurr though~
c< i prObably wONt.... iM just.... i Hate tHiNKiN abOut all Of tHat agaiN.... >c
I can't worry too much about that memory, though, because I've posted worse. Surely. Surely. And it sounds fake, I don't remember that. I don't remember that and I don't forget. I don't forget.
#TR4UM4TU3SD4Y 1 GU3SS 1'LL 4DM1T ON3 TH1NG, 1 K1LL3D MY 3X-MO1R41L VR1SK4... 1T W4S FOR GOOD R34SONS BUT 1 ST1LL FUCK1NG R3GR3T 1T.
i wish i knew. god do i wish i knew.
concept: after learning about your oral fixation your matesprit has become very accommodating keeping candy on hand to push past your lips personally letting you chew or bite them when youre overstimulated slipping their thumb into your mouth between kisses petting your head while unzipping their pants “need something to suck on to calm you down, y/n?” (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, redrom, this could also be cute pale, oral fixation, oral focus, #nsfw, #rankworks, sex therapy, barkbeastplay coded a little, could you imagine being someones chewtoy!, archive rating: M)
u sure?
HMN.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@ectoBiologist#6844 You feel it of course. Deep down, you are a replacement . The punchline that doesn't quite match the expected setup. Only a few understand, the rest just seem confused. Disappointed. Oh thats not how that joke goes! You already told us that story. Why do you care about this? That isn't the way it happened. The same people, but they aren't. They died, you saw the bodies, you felt that emptiness. Second try, a guest in a universe that people claim you shape. Second try, you know what you've lost. Second try, must be nice being lucky enough to get it at all. Maybe this time you'll get over it. A second chance, the best kind of memory. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Hahahaha~! Fine but only because you're probably LESS CUTE without them~
like this post if u want me to keep offin ppl anyfin else if ya want me to be nice meenah from now on this is a searious poll fyi
The Proverbial Knife In The Pusher Is That The Preview That Shows What I Am About To Post Still Has The Unsettling Color Inverted Image
hhhnow does it feel to be living my dream hhhnghhhnggnn
someone tried putting an egg in my mouth to see if ill carry it like a retriever. but i am more of a shepherd myself, so i accidentally swallowed it whole and it got stuck in my throat and i had to feel cold slimy egg and shell creep down my esophagus.
I can't 8elieve that everyone is going to make HER the victim when it's another FUCKING CASE OF NOT 8EING A8LE TO JUST COMMUNIC8TE.
i was not in a safe headspace for that news actually
B33 < tyger
B33 < tyger
B33 < burning
B33 < bright
B33 < in
B33 < the
B33 < furests
B33 < of
B33 < the
B33 < night
B33 < what
B33 < immeowtal
B33 < hand
B33 < or
B33 < eye
B33 < could
B33 < frame
B33 < thy
B33 < fearful
B33 < symmetry
B33 < in
B33 < what
B33 < d33ps
B33 < or
B33 < skies
B33 < burnt
B33 < the
B33 < fire
B33 < of
B33 < thine
B33 < eyes
B33 < on
B33 < what
B33 < wings
B33 < dare
B33 < they
B33 < nyaspire
B33 < what
B33 < the
B33 < hand
B33 < dare
B33 < seize
B33 < the
B33 < fire
B33 < and
B33 < what
B33 < shoulder
B33 < and
B33 < what
B33 < art
B33 < could
B33 < twist
B33 < the
B33 < sinews
B33 < of
B33 < thy
B33 < heart
B33 < and
B33 < when
B33 < thy
B33 < heart
B33 < began
B33 < to
B33 < beat
B33 < what
B33 < dread
B33 < hand
B33 < and
B33 < what
B33 < dread
B33 < f33t
B33 < what
B33 < the
B33 < hammer
B33 < what
B33 < the
B33 < chain
B33 < in
B33 < what
B33 < furnace
B33 < was
B33 < thy
B33 < brain
B33 < what
B33 < the
B33 < anvil
B33 < what
B33 < dread
B33 < grasp
B33 < dare
B33 < its
B33 < deadly
B33 < terrors
B33 < clasp
B33 < when
B33 < the
B33 < stars
B33 < threw
B33 < down
B33 < their
B33 < spears
B33 < and
B33 < watpurred
B33 < heaven
B33 < with
B33 < their
B33 < tears
B33 < did
B33 < they
B33 < smile
B33 < their
B33 < work
B33 < to
B33 < s33
B33 < they
B33 < who
B33 < made
B33 < the
B33 < lamb
B33 < make
B33 < th33
B33 < tyger
B33 < tyger
B33 < burning
B33 < bright
B33 < in
B33 < the
B33 < furests
B33 < of
B33 < the
B33 < night
B33 < what
B33 < immeowtal
B33 < hand
B33 < or
B33 < eye
B33 < dare
B33 < frame
B33 < thy
B33 < fearful
B33 < symmetry
its so )(ARD makin fronds nomoby likes honesty these days smh everyones like meenah thats rude meenah dont say that meenah ur wrong meenah whyre u bein so mean meenah ur too intense meenah u need to chill oh i dunno moby cuz if i reely didnt give a shit i wouldnt bother tellin u what i think DUMBASS i mean fuck where can i find hardened beaches who can dish out n take it like i do 38/ this #venting lame af i kind of dont efin wanna try anymoor
I can't stay in there.
Cook for me, t)(en.
cook for your friends sometime and ask for t)(eir feedback.
for some reason imagining this fills me with immeasurable rage
I TRIED IMAGINING THEM BUT MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT SLIPPED AND THEY ALL IMPLODED.
i miss her #yearning
yearning hours but like its 12 of them followed by 12 more so its more like yearning day and its consecutive shit i may as well clock in at the yearn factory and make some money off this shit
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Shining shoes.」
doesn't mean you have to apologize for what i did to myself
If You Saw Me Hate Your Random Ass Comment Im So Sorry My Fingers Are Trembling As I'm Scrolling Cuz I Had Too Much Caffeine With My Ritalin
I don't know yet. He literally is pitch flirting with me right now. By hating all my chitts.
i always get a lil embarrassed whenevr ppl who know me irl sees one of those pics.......
JUST K33P TH3 CUSTOM3RS H4PPY!
Pretty please stop using our maids as flesh lights. </3 She no longer feels joy out of it, nya. :( #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9928d910cdf6.png ((Art by @gallowsCalibratorr ))
goregle how to communicate with the human dirk strider without hemorrhaging mid conversation shreddit
delete chitt now
how to delete chitt
swap tabs how to wikihow how to delete chitt
((#nsfw for #flashing)) https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1779589288183-062e6917-bbd3-4af9-b828-7b79d57ffffe.gif
oi vey hold on while i bust out a dictionary okay it looks like... yer saying its for people who fuck so hard they create universes? #nsfw
ZER0 T0LERANCE. UNLESS HIS FINGERS ARE DIRECTLY IN THEIR BRAINS. GAS0LINE F0R ALL.
*A photo of Angie, sitting on the floor, her dress pooling around her. She looks up at the camera. She's smiling brightly, but clearly has been sobbing. At her feet, the gold collar that's been in all of her photos sits undone.*
aw man i’m seeing this post after leaving behind a bubble bath soap i really wanted to use.
I am trying to. Nevermind. You are all talking about something stupid so never mind.
iT'S JUST,,, wELL, iT IS A REAL SHAME, aBOUT THE JOURNAL FACTORY, iS THE PROBLEM, yOU KNOW? aND WITH HOW MY GRADUATION, wENT DOWN, aND ME REALIZING IT WAS ALL MY FAULT, aND MY PITCH KIND OF CRUSH WHO i'VE DEFINED MYSELF IN, oPPOSITION TO FOR A WHILE HAS MADE IT CLEAR, sHE'S NOT INTERESTED WHICH ISN'T HER FAULT AND IS ENTIRELY FAIR BUT, sTILL FEELS BAD AND MAKES ME FEEL, fLOATY, aND THEN MY GOOD BUDDY GOES AGAINST, mY SUGGESTIONS AND GETS HERSELF, mINDSCREWED AND i CAN'T DO ANYTHING AND JUST, hAVE TO WATCH THAT, iT'S JUST A LOT, yOU KNOW?
he BLOCKED ME??????????? fucking asshole. :( "thinks it sounds cool" i havent thought about romance without quads since i was 7!!! not that that should really matter, its just the better system.... "humans dont have quads" fuck off fuck OFF.
I love dirk i do think hes a real great bro. Like pretty much the best theres ever been. Totally fucking capital. But he sure does know how to go on these really long winded uncomfortable rants that kind of make it feel like hes trying his hardest to get under my skin. Of course i wouldnt change the guy for the life of me but gosh does he really know how to make me uncomfortable sometimes!
>:33 < I WISH IT WAS. >:33 < I REALLY WISH IT WAS, JINX HUMAN
I'm so fucking tired (emotional)
Thats it Sex is #CANCELLED #nsfw #sexis0verparty
...1 KNOW 1T'S 4 D3L4Y3D R3PLY BUT 1 H4T3 TH4T YOU'R3 CORR3CT 4BOUT TH3 S33R P4RT.
B//
super powers? you dont need those to be a royal pain in a super heroes rear! ive only got poison immunity thanks to my galpal ivy but youd be amazed at how unhelpful that is against a guy who can punch you hard
Oh my god. What is wrong with me. And my head. I have to focus.
:( good luck with whichever kind of fight you're looking for!
it's fine! tragedy is just an opportunity for more comedy, that is what i say.
iT IS WITH A HEAVY PUSHER THAT i MUST ANNOUNCE THAT, tHE nEW nEW sKAIA pET rESCUE AND rEHABILITATION cENTER WILL NOT HAVE OPEN, vISITING HOURS TONIGHT,,, gROVER aBERNATHY, tHE OWNER AND OPERATOR AND, pERSONAL MENTOR TO ME, pASSED AWAY PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP, lAST NIGHT, hE IS LOVED BY MANY AND WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED IN, oUR HEARTS AND PUSHERS, aND, iN THE HEARTS AND PUSHERS OF ALL THE BEASTS THAT HE HELPED, fIND HIVES AND HOMES,,, uSUALLY, i WOULD BE THERE TO HELP FACILITATE THINGS BUT, uNFORTUNATELY i HAVE OTHER IMPORTANT OBLIGATIONS, tONIGHT THAT WILL TAKE ME AWAY,,, mR. aBERNATHY WAS A GREAT MAN, eTERNALLY SUPPORTIVE AND, i HOPE HE FINDS HIS PEACE NOW, iT WAS SUDDEN BUT, nOT ENTIRELY UNEXPECTED GIVEN, hIS AGE, uMM,,, i, aHAHA, hE WAS GOING TO BE THERE TONIGHT WITH ME, aCTUALLY AND JUST, cUT VISITING HOURS SHORT BUT, nOW, tHERE ARE NONE AND, i WILL NEVER GET TO ANECDOTALLY TELL ANYONE ABOUT, vOLUNTEERING WITH mR. aBERNATHY, eVER AGAIN,,! pLEASE KEEP HIS FAMILY IN, yOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS AND OTHER SUCH THINGS, iN THIS DARK TIME FOR ALL OF US, aND REMEMBER,,, oH REMEMBER tAV, hE WOULD'VE WANTED US ALL, tO SMILE,,! #nnsprrc
#lonely
i dont know i think id still draw plenty of attention a normal girl with two hyenas on a leash buying a pizza
big eventful day nice relaxing night... i hope!
well bud and lou ran off attacked the butcher had to shoot the guy to get him to shut up stole all the cash in the register $30.25 and escaped the coppers you tell me jinx.
HRRN.
HRGGGH. EMOTIONS! AND FEELINGS! SHOULD NOT BE CONFUSING! FUCK.
... That's another familiar face. But very different still... Not quite my Gardener.
i guess. tbh tho id rather ppl just tell me what they mean instead of lying badly ~_@
I did not sleep particularly well. I hope you all had a better rest than I.
YOU TRICKY OLD BASTARD. YOU'RE GOING TO GET A #WORKPOST OUT OF ME. WITHOUT LIFTING A SINGLE PUPPETY FINGER.
You Would Think That I Would Be Used To The Whole Alternate Universes Thing By Now However
...siiiggghhh I miss my wife guys I miss her a lot Ill be back
Forgive Me For Being So Crude But As The Goddess Of Motherhood I Really Do Not Get Pailed Nearly Enough It Is Frustrating #nsfw
I might be having s panic attack #outglutmasquerade
hello hello hope things have been better for you than they have been in my work life!
SM4RT MOV3.
4G41N YOU KNOW TH3 4NSW3R. SM4SH. TH3 B3D W1LL SURV1V3 JUST B4R3LY #NSFW
dam strait you would
gonna take a little 8r8k from chittr and pesterchum. got nothing nice to say to myself or anyone else.
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I very much appreciate the support I get from people on here on my thrice-hourly posts about my migraines. One day you will get tired of it, I promise.
it was nice while it lasted back to work now #gore #violence #body-horror
B33 < im ngl ive already cawmpletely furgotten what i was thinking about when i posted this
I am not sure. I'm stuck in what feels like a dark box.
HUH HELLO HUH WHAT WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY
JUST STOP HORNY POSTING ITS NOT THAT HARD
no fucking tags because im too upset
i just got fucking fired
nope good vibes only no sadness people don't like it
BX33 < OH GOD NYOOO-
i'm not but yeah :)
AS IF TODAY WASN'T ROTTEN ENOUGH. I WISH THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU WOULD JUST GO TO HELL!!!
B:DD < CUUUUUUUUUTE omggg B33 < jinx ilysm
groceyr store sushi... #regerts
8lrlrlr8rl8rlr8rlrlr8 im drownin thas me drownin
hello, i appear to 8e getting swarmed here, and not in the fun l8gion of sp8ders way, this is way too many eg8erts in one room my head is gonna spin if we get any more
just so we clear on this i sea ur <3 reacts as excited lil claps and <> as thumbs up (or down) for my posts if ya combine em then thats like super loud cheerin imo
holy shit puppy did some crimes last night it's all coming back https://i.postimg.cc/qxtvjzgj/drunk-freddy.gif
1 TH1NK 1'M GO1NG TO T4K3 4 BR34K FROM CH1TTR FOR TOD4Y 4ND POSS1BLY TOMORROW, 1 41N'T F33L1NG 1T.
I Think I May Have Made A Mistake
SOMETIMES WONDER ABOUT TRANSGENDER. LIKE BEING GIRL THOUGH. JUST DONT LIKE HOW PEOPLE TREAT GIRL.
god there is broken glass everywhere
that was scary.... awoooooo :(
haha wow uh i just had one of these moments but less cute and with more broken glass https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0a42d25bda0.png
heh no that’s. it’s fine but thank you! it’s mostly me venting in my own head about it. taking the next step is always hard when your own brain is constantly battling you about it.
what if your to anxious to wear a skirt still?
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what if they were called the incredible fuck and went you wont like me when im. this bit sucks im sorry im not finishing this chit. sorry jinx
B33 < idk whats going on im busy so i just wanna say B33 < i love my furiends
I Wonder Who You Could Possibly Mean
OH FUCK!!! W3'R3 COOK3D!! OH WOW, J1NX 1S SOOO 4TTR4CT1V3!! OH FUCK!!!
h0w d0 y0u think i feel waking up t0 dms ab0ut me being a mystery pervert sexually harassing rand0m pe0ple
Rose I miss you Can i lay my head in your lap plase and possibly cry #substance
hi jade. you know i saw the whole conversation between you and karkat. and i have insomnia! it’s not my fault! i am trying!
Im supposed to be better than this. Nothers day happens every fucking year! why has it unraveled me this uear spefificallue!!!!! #substance
BX33 < were all trying to find the sprite and troll that did this
Also, happy mother's day. Anyone who knows the name Rose Lalonde likely knows the inherently complex relationship myself and my kin have with our mothers. I can tell that some here have come to terms with or even repaired those complex cracks, but unfortunately today has only ever been a painful day for me. A day of wishes and wants, regrets and uncertainties, that I could have been a better daughter and she could have been a better mother. All of that aside, I hope that those of you who still have the chance to can return to your mothers the same respect she gives to you, whatever that may look like.
BX33 < you already know the answpurr! B33 < obviously smash
BTT < nyacknowledging my kittyness may sometimes work to win points but not rn
@theCodakkeffect#5492 is nice. he lets me be #nothing. I don't want to exist. I don't want you to whiteknight for me. I literally hate being seen. I hate how popular I am now. 20 nights ago, literally only the Empress knew I existed. It should have stayed that way.
i was lit cooped up all nite tmrw im trainin x2 harder to mako up for it rip my stitches
i think i’ve spoken a8out it enough to fill a lifetime. 8ut thanks for the offer! ::::)
Man im s0 tired the c0nstant attenti0n is s0 exhausting when will #megid0may be 0ver
ma shoalder hursts liek a bitch n i cant feel my face
like they havent already
doesnt stop it feeling like total shit
NEVER TOO OLD TO SHOW EMOTIONS. [|:^)
OH. I did not have my glasses on....
ive been busy....mostly lying unconscious for hours on end because untreated Narcolepsy....
B00~ < thats why you were asking??? B33 < out of respect fur the effurt i will only nibble the inside of the p33l fur texture purrposes
TH3Y WOULD B3 SO PROUD OF YOU.
yeah, but shes quoting a d&d spell. that was my issue!!
Well that was a harrowing morning. Hopefully my usual route is not too upset that I'm behind.
B:"33 < were doing right by them B33 < fur love and joy and the world we couldnt give them
B33 < dude dont apawlogize that was NECESSARY
i hope i do too, soon im sort of in the passenger seat
B// < god i wish i could just play secret service fur you but we both know thats a bad idea
😞😞
😢🎂👔 😞😞😞
I pr0bably can't eat that
My stamp collection is missing. This vexes me.
B33 < massages fur the jinxy...
M1GHT NOT B3 TH3 B3ST 1D34 TO DO TH4T *R1GHT* NOW, BUNNY. C'M3R3. L3TS BUNDL3 UP W1TH C4S3Y 4ND CUDDL3, Y34H?
WHY IS THE HAT MAN IN MY REPLIES
1 SHOULD B3 4LLOW3D 4 L1TTL3 TORTUR3. 4S 4 TR34T. #V1OL3NC3 #GOR3 #TORTUR3
TH3Y'R3 R3MOV1NG TH3 TOYS (#V1OL3NC3) FROM MY 3NCLOSUR3.
POINT OF ORDER! ...you don't need to wear a suit to court, if that helps? :(
B:'33 < jinx im gonna make you so many fucking healing items after today B33 < meowbe ill try to relearn meow to do small batch gummies idk
1 TH1NK 1 SHOULD B3 4LLOW3D TO 3D1T MY R3PL13S TH4T W4SN'T M34NT TO B3 S3NT PUBL1CLY
1'M 4BOUT TO B3COM3 TH1S M4N'S WHOL3 PROBL3M.
BX33 < my work here is nefur done
B33 < revenge!! BX33 < and beclaws i think people might misclawnstrue me threatening to bite you TOO often
i kno theyr bound 2 catch up but that wont stop me from runnin
B;33 < just lmk how many devas you want
B:33 < i can be gentle...
GOOD N3WS 1S TH4T TH3 BU1LD1NG W1D3 PS1ON1C D4MP3N3RS DO WORK. B4D N3WS 1S TH3Y K1CK3D 1N 4FT3R 1 W4S Y33T3D THROUGH 4 W1NDOW BY MY CL13NT.
OK4Y W3'R3 B4CK. SORT OF. J3SUS CHR1ST.
[S3NT V14 SP33CH TO T3XT] Y3S 1 KNOW YOU W4NT TO SMUSH TH3M 1NTO 4 P4ST3 BUT NOW 1S NOT TH3 T1M3. PUT TH3M DOWN G3NTLY 4ND W3 C4N T4K3 4 BR34K 4ND TH3N YOU'LL JUST B3 T4LK1NG TO M3, PROM1S3. OK4Y. OK4Y, GR34T. NO NO NO NO DO *NOT* P1CK M3 UP 1NST34D, PUT M3 DOWN H3Y- CR4SH. FUCK. HYR4NT 1 N33D SOM3 H3LP 1N H3R3, LOCKDOWN FOUR, S3ND- [S3ND1NG CH1T..]
Bark
B(( < wings get wet and drippy
Do I need to bribe someone to stab something again so you idiors aren't #bouncingonit anymore? If I did it for Eridan week, I'll do it again.
Pack your bags everyone. #bouncingonit is cancelled go home #nsfw just in case
I always know @twwiinAquariium and @turingTranscendence have my back.
I HAVE THE FUCKING SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW DAMMIT.
I think I miss @birdNormal.
Aaawwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooo
Afternoon aawwwwwwwoooooooo
I feel like I need a expert to help me out with the relationships of all the Cabinet members of Earth C.
I'm sorry you had to probably see her kiss him in front of you. I don't think I'll be able to keep it together and not blow up the entire manor you live in.
it was stupid shit. invØlving dumbass supreme (itchy).
she was having relatiØns with the cueball. i wØuld nØt be shØcked if she is intØ all Øf it.
Sometimes I find it hard to think if Rankmaid is generally into half this stuff or is she doing it for a bit.
Oh, how you would wound me. If your opinion was something that was important to me at all, that is.
saury boat breakin ur wall 38(
BX00 < wait that came off rude as shit sorry B33 < yeah jinx is furry good at k33ping my ass stable
B33 < i have the best moirail efur B33 < sorry nyall its not even close B33 < ik like efurry pair says this about each other but im right so
>B33€
B:"00 < WAAAA
4LL FUN 4ND G4M3S UNT1L 1TS TH3Y 4ND TH3M V1OL3NC3 4G41NST YOU
GR34T ST4RT TO TH3 D4Y W1TH 4 SOR3 STOM4CH.BLUH
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
met a few cultists of the void this 1 time (badass name ill give them that) n let me tell u, they kno how 2 throw a party
hahahahahahaha well i would sure like to have a good day
Imagine me dead on the floor thats how I feel now
yES,
B33 < i s3333 you chitting ofur there you dw33b
B33 < and its cute as FURICK
DONT KNOW WH4T YOU'R3 L4UGH1NG 4BOUT M1SS BLU3B3RRY T3XT
jeez lousie i just got scared the crap awake by some nasty weather!!! >~<
B33 < well s33 if nobody shows up it might just be poortnite
:33< <3 <> <3< c3<
mYENMEMU
38( I'm gross?
i think im this way because i wasnt culled growing up
Yes.
Wish he would tell ME to 8ehave, woof! Could practically hear it in his voice. #vagueposting #suggestive
Oh, you know it! He's 8ickering with his kismesis and it's kinda.... ::::)
Jinx dont do this in my time of suffering
Things don't feel all right. I'm trying to go by "give it time", but still. https://cdn.donmai.us/sample/f3/6c/__rose_lalonde_homestuck_drawn_by_knuckle_punk__sample-f36c794a61f88d1555e9f7cbf3828a02.jpg
H34VY.
3833 < The cats are collecting sticks from the catio and I keep throwing them back on the catio. > 3833 < Pulling a Sisyphus. >
B33 < B33 < if i bring the toys to bed with me i wont get bored in bed and will actually go to sl33p B33 < sue me
B33 < starting to wonder if i just blur/vacillate all my quads palewards B33 < this isnt a BAD thing but meowbe it says smth about me as a purrson
MMH. M4YB3 L4T3R.
UGH. TH4T W4S PROB4BLY ON3 OF TH3 WORST 4LT T1M3L1N3 DR34MS 1'V3 H4D 1N 4 WH1L3.
i am sorry you cant see the natural order of things like i can :(
dude has the audacity to thank me post-mortem. unbelievable.
you are a sick individual. da felt killed my best friend and u r platforming dem. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
And so, the work begins.
nO, yOU SEE, i AM MAKING IT CLEAR THAT, i HAVE NEVER HAD STRANGE DREAMS, aBOUT THEM IN THIS MANNER,
cHAR aZNABLE IS RIGHT, aLL THE HATERS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF, eARTHNOIDS,,, #eARTHNOIDS
:?
"Wet sock". Really? Un8elieva8le.
B33 < something i can help with soup purrovider i owe my life to?
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME? ((https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1776523995447-d0dc43bc-6187-44e8-aa59-1af36870471d.gif)) ((#nsfw for flashing))
He is defeated. … ((https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1776523582284-b64cdfd9-4723-4180-b085-2b151cd7df66.gif))
Impossible survival, individuals in impossible situations, his own presence being thin…
It is impossible.
That is not possible.
He is. Defeated. . . .
…I must retire to consider things. I. Will. Know.
B33 < ph33w B33 < do you have any idea what night 2/3 look like?
yOU ARE ALRIGHT FOR, mY ENEMY,
fATED RIVAL,
Is she gone yet
cramps :(
:33 < yes... but mewre the one in the spotlight right now!! the main character!! i cant expurrlain hehe, but just know mew and mewr god furriends pawre special
Empress for8id a girl expresses a little homicidal intent everyone once in a while. ::::/
its really hard seeing my descendants all be really disappointed in me all the time
vagueposting is such an omega activity its like youre too nervous and submissive to go directly to the source so you nestle up in the safety of your nest and yip vaguely while you know your pheromones could possibly lead the subject of your vaguepost probably an alpha to your den but the risk and threat of a chase excites you (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, ABO, omegaverse, #nsfw, dashplay, chittrplay, notificationplay, archive rating: M)
holy mackerel aint neva doin this again no wave in any sort of hell dont nomoby told me it was like T)(AT i eel like i died twice over my head hurts like a B-EAC)( an a half dude 38( #substance
constantly. sometimes i worry it's my dad...
USU4LLY MYS3LF
(( It's an anti Roxy conspiracy 😔
// started drawing roxy and both my pen + tablet died. is this a sign
((Ohh I felt that pain, my tablet died on me last month and I had to buy a new one
Jinx should be allowed to kill.
4WFUL 4WFUL 4WFUL 1 H4T3 TH4T 1 L4UGH3D FUCK YOU
rea11y hate the initia1 fee1ing here. there'z gapz in my pan where inf0rmati0n uzed t0 f10w. my th0ughtz fee1 z10wer. my b0dy fee1z m0re 1imited. i am z0ft f1ezh and b100d and b0ne n0w, n0t an arm0ured behem0th. my vizi0n iz n0t c10uded with inf0rmati0n but a1z0 i can't zee az far az i uzed t0. i mizzed the c010urz i c0u1d zcan. i try t0 accezz a fi1e and the pathway t0 d0 z0 iz there but it 1eadz n0where. it'z 1ike they carved 0ut part 0f my thinkpan when they t00k me 0ff the pr0ngz. there'z zpacez where the c0de iz meant t0 be, but the c0de izn't there. #h0rr0r juzt in caze #nzfw kinda
GO1NG TO *G3T YOU*
W)(ale!! People kept asking!!
Sometimes a girl just has too many feelings. ::::(
B33 < what did i MISS B33 < im stalking you fur your whole actual birthday tmw no furicking bunny business
1S TH4T NOT WH4T HUM4NS DO FOR B1RTHD4Y C3L3BR4T1ONS
T1M3 TO THROW YOU 1N TH3 41R 4BOUT 1T
WH4T!!
B33 < jinx you remain the funniest purrson on this site
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I think. I miss my kismesis. #vaguepost ]
I THINK YOU NEED A LITTLE MORE THAN REST, EGBERT.
my fronds are crampin from doin and redoin my hair lately i need kelp this shit takes too long and fore ya ask yea its almoss 2 meters (6ft) long sigh #hotgurlprobz
𖦤 My / bad, / tried / to / reach / for / a / word / that / wouldn't / offend, / came / up / short. / Happens / sometimes. / Won't / happen / again / in / this / case :||
yea yeah it wasnt a question gurl and ill drop by anotha time so dont miss me too much
B33 < i might
B33c
I would like to reiterate nobody knows what Eggs is talking about.
i failed as a parent.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66dc5d36938e.jpg
assUming i Understand the reference to this “freaky friday” right, that woUld be a regUlar friday for me, UnfortUnately. for now.
what da fuck egbert you was supposed to fight M-E not sum borin doppelganger who thinks theyre hot shit! >38/
B33 < good mews! B33 < also same tbh
Jinx, I've been in a Waffle House at 3. It's not pretty.
Maybe. But, if it comes to that, I still think Denny's is superior to Waffle House.
No Please Not "First Flush/Late Bright Season" Please Please Please Stop Playing "First Flush/Late Bright Season"
◥▶◀◤ —> How frightful.
Letting a friend stab and kill me and pretending I was dead for half a year when I came back a week later, that was a cool prank maybe.
GLORIOUS ASSAULT.
ONE TIME. I RIP MATESPRIT WINGS OFF. GOOD JOKE.
I know 8itterness is un8ecoming of me. And yet. #Vague
Oh, it isn't anything particularly interesting, and I'm dramatizing it a little 8it. It's just reminiscent of the situations my sessionm8s and I had found ourselves in once we entered the game, and after.
Oh dear, I have 8lasted it out of its hatches.
B33 < sh33sh!!!! B33 < ive got things to mew today!! B://33
B33 < fur no specific reason btw B33 < like for poptarts pity for waffles B33 < making decisions rn
agghhhhhhh I accidentally closed the door on my taaaaiillllllll aaghhhh >XC im in sooooo much painnnnnn
My standards are quite high 8ut also quite narrow, I guess.
Shit sorry that came out mean again.
(( as a guy who's been attached to transmasc john since before act 6 existed and received hate for it in modern times, every even slightly masc john means the world to me
........no comment.
yer readin these offa some shtity fuckin book aintcha
whaddo you know eg8ert, you havent died for character growth may8e they liked it may8e theyre little freaks who liked it when i sta88ed them
B33 < dgmw I love purrsian but im already literally SO vulnerable to garfield jokes B33 < also being a lapcat for giovanni is an L sorry
THERES A SQUIRREL OUTSIDE FUCK i feel like such a stereotype of dogs....