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Lieutenant Harley

@gammaGenesis

not really here to do anything special! refer to me as jade, she/her, mother of one, fleet lieutenant

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 466Kull Score: 37014 followers2 following

i feel really emotional right now my daughter hugged me earlier today out of nowhere and i immediately started crying i dont care if this is some sort of bit or anything, the affection is not often mutual at all, so this was just a pleasant surprise and a wonderful way to start off my day

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of course when i showered her in love she quickly got annoyed but she has no idea the things id do to protect her!

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im not your ruby. my jade also never did that to me. but. that sounds like it sucks. genuinely.

@canineRebel[CR]

never did what to do? im sorry :(

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like. the affection shit or whatever. never happened.

@canineRebel[CR]

really? do you... know why? thats sounds so unlike me when it comes to you or uh, my version of you anyway

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i dont know. my jade is just some asshole. honestly.

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@canineRebel[CR]

im so sorry, thats so fucked up of me i would never in a million years be an asshole toward you, or any of you!

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its simply how it is. shrug. i dont think theres many of me. for you or anyone to even be assholes to.

id like to thankfully update that because this place seems to be dying more than i thought it would, the troops of my fleet are more focused and eager to actually do something for a change!! i should really be more compassionate but they really made me mad the first few months "chittr" was booming that i am shocked some of them are still alive :/

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i dont need this i do not need this im already busting my ass off in this war i dont need any more stress!

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hows that going??

logging on to see harry here! what a pleasant and maybe unexpected surprise?

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its you....

oh... yes? hi!

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i.... have complicated feelings about you.... thank you for showing me who i dont wanna be thats the only way i can describe my feelings :/

okay? uh genuinely, what do you want me to say to that??

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i hope you find happiness jade please be kind to your daughter for me :/

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hello everyone! not a calm day, but a steady one

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Hello, lieutenant(?).

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hi mom. i love you. <:B

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lieutenant is correct but you can just still call me jade its fine! hi rose! i hope youre doing okay?

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I am, actually. Thank you.

@canineRebel[CR]

oh... i love you too ruby, you know i always will :)

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a good time to check in huh :p

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you dont check in for a little while and theres already another version of your commander popping up... okay :/ hopefully this wont pose an issue for me in the coming days

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hello :o

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there's a lotta jade's around too!! if we team up then we could take down the karkat's

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if it does i know you can handle it!!! woof!

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no! commander vantas is aiding in the war, im just saying this in a sense of just... hopefully they wont argue with each other or anything and then ill have to deal with it :/

hi there!

i will! dont worry

i wouldn't bet a single penny on karkat being able to share a space with another version of himself without arguing. i think you've been upgraded to vantas-relationship adviser

happy mothers day to all the other moms out there :)

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i feel so bad for the other jade when those hate reacts were probably for me

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where are all of you Jades coming from???

its okay, at least you let out your frustration :)

im just from the distant future is all

im sorry ruby

days dont get better, nights feel like they worsen, and people quitting because they cant handle the reality of war is all the more frustrating when we need hands on deck!!!

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i ate some cereal plus bacon and eggs so i feel a bit energized :)

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T)(e breakfast of c)(ampifins!

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sighing

commander vantas assigned me to a mission that either feels like a test or hes fucking with me >:/

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COULD BE BOTH.

explode him!!!

good morning

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:33< meowrning

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goog morgin

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Good morning.

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sometimes it is so difficult being the mother of a teenager... i will never give up on her

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i know the feeling, love. it's certainly a challenge, bUt it's a rewarding one. chin Up, darling! dm me if yoU need advice, i've been roUnd the block.

she doesnt seem very happy :/

...is that an evil version of me?

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she's being mind controlled :( she can be rude sometimes but i think she's got good in her

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ohhh aww :( that sucks bad!

not uh... not really clear right now!

what is that supposed to mean??

something happened, i think maybe her batterwitch got got?? which should mean no more mind control, but she doesn't exactly sound like you or anything!

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havent been in bed since yesterday morning and now finally crawling back into it. will probably wake up in 3 hours, do my usual work, check on ruby, paperwork, find something to eat, hopefully avoid commander vantas getting on my ass, more work, ruby, avoid getting killed in battle, eat, and maybe sleeping again and repeat... usual day

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so that's what goes on in the candy timeline? don't you have anytime for your hobbies or anything? it feels a little sad to spend the whole day working and stressing :(

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<<"i-i hope whatever sleep you get is good!">>

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i guess this is the only fun i can have? :( the war has been on a high-end shitfest as of late so theres no time for even sleep much less my hobbies

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i had no idea there was a whole war going on in your end. i can't imagine how stressful that must be. stay strong jade :(

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i am so irritated!!! everything is irritating me!!!

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earlier several of my sent out troops in my party just asked me if im on chittr and if i was interested in something called fishingfriday as if we werent in the middle of active combat. we are so genuinely fucked :/

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Could've told you that much

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my daughter is on here too????????????

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Unfortunately

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and like a dozen alt-universe kids too!!

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this really is cursed :(