♦ pitied by @gammaGenesis
hi mom. i love you. <:B
jade is my mom. I GUESS THATS ENOUGH. #traumatuesday
im just. accepting fate right now.
if it does i know you can handle it!!! woof!
there's a lotta jade's around too!! if we team up then we could take down the karkat's
SO I GUESS WE HAVE A POSITION TO FILL. ANY COMPETENT INDIVIDUALS ON MY EARTH C FEEL FREE TO APPLY, REGARDLESS OF SPECIES. YOU HAVE TO BE VETTED AND APPROVED BY BOTH MYSELF AND COMMANDER PEIXES, SO PREPARE FOR THE MOST GRUELING SERIES OF QUESTIONS AND FIELD TESTS YOU WILL EVER FACE. AND THEN AFTER THAT *I'LL* DO MY PART AND SEE IF YOU'RE A GOOD FIT. SHE HANDLES ALL OF THAT.
DAY REPORT. ONE OF THE LOBsTERs QUIT. SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO TAKE TIME AWAY TO BE WITH HER FAMILY. THAT'S ALL FINE AND GREAT UNTIL A BATTERBOMB TURNS HER FAMILY INTO A FAMILIAL PILE OF ASHES, BUT WHATEVER. HER LIFE.
i think i am going to be just fine!!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUSINESS THE EMPRESS THINKS SHE HAS HITTING THE HATE REACT ON ANTI-CROCKER REBELLION POSTERS. DID YOUR PAN MELT OUT OF YOUR FINS? DID SOME OF THE MUSCLE GET CAUGHT UP IN THERE AND TWIST YOUR SYNAPSES INTO LITTLE BOWS? THAT POSTER ISN'T ABOUT YOU. BETTY. BATTERBITCH. BATTERWITCH. WHATEVER PEOPLE WANT TO CALL HER, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT JANE CROCKER. THE POLAR FUCKING OPPOSITE OF THE CONDESCE. THE COBWEB-DRY BABYMAKER BITCH WHO OUTLAWED TROLL REPRODUCTION. THE LONG RED NAILS THAT GRAB THE SKULL OF EVERY TROLL WHO DARES BE THEIR OWN SPECIES AND SINKS SO DEEP INTO THEIR SKIN IT CRACKS THE CHITINOUS LAYER BENEATH IT. THE LONG FORK OF THE LAW WHO PUTS TROLLS IN WHAT WE WOULD CALL OUTGLUT ENCAMPMENTS, BUT SHE CALLS NEIGHBORHOODS -- BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T GIVE THE SLIGHEST INKLING OF WHAT COULD ONE DAY ASSEMBLE AT A SUBATOMIC LEVEL TO BECOME A SHIT ABOUT TROLL TERMINOLOGY, CULTURE, VALUES, TRADITIONS, EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF OUR WAY OF LIFE MAKES HER TURN THAT TRIPLE LAYERED CHIN UP IN DISGUST. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND ASK A QUESTION EVERY NOW AND THEN BEFORE YOUR FRONDS GRAVITATE TO THE HATE BUTTON FROM FORCE OF HABIT, OR ELSE I'M GONNA START BELIEVING I WAS WRONG ABOUT *EVERYTHING* THE EMPRESS STOOD FOR.
requesting backup w extrication mission grimbark jade, approx. year 2189, in need of rescue uninjured, but mental state unknown @zoosmellPooplad youre coming with me. time players also appreciated
REMEMBER. THESE ARE YOUR FELLOW TROLLS ON TROLLIAN. HEINOUS, DISGUSTING CREATURES.
ok i i think i am lucid i dont even want to say what is happening because some people will be mean and i am really really fucking fragile right now but shes gone dont you fucking dare celebrate for me i am scared and alone and confused and tired so tired i think i flipped the fuck out and blew up the moon im im just sort of waiting now jade said she was going to get me and i want to trust her it feels like its going to work this time jinx couldnt get all the way through but she gave me some shirts from the other betas and jane ok thats whats happening fuck everyone who was cheering for this
harley harrrrrrley halley harrleeee
something happened, i think maybe her batterwitch got got?? which should mean no more mind control, but she doesn't exactly sound like you or anything!
jade
love
she's being mind controlled :( she can be rude sometimes but i think she's got good in her
i had no idea there was a whole war going on in your end. i can't imagine how stressful that must be. stay strong jade :(
and like a dozen alt-universe kids too!!
SIDE NOTE: IMPORTANT MEETINGS LIKE THIS NEED COFFEE PROVIDED FOR THEM. I'M NOT PUTTING THIS ARTIFICAL ENERGY JUNK INTO MY BODY, AND IT KIND OF SICKENS ME THAT COMMANDER PEIXES EVEn allowsherselftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt