Guzmah Ulaula
@gangstasCrossbones
}(]]]]]) < the hated boss who beats you down and down until you never Ǧet back u₽!!! it's BIǦ, BAD ǦUZMA!!!!!! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < Business Inquiries : biǦbro_numbskull@Ǧoremail.com > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < alriǦht no Ǧuzmah ass out on stream i see the ₽eo₽le have s₽oken > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < if i Ǧet 50 re₽lies on this chitt i'll stream my matches in Worlds tournament with my ASS OUT > ([[[[[){ #nsfw
}(]]]]]) < you asshole > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm Ǧonna order every termite around to eat your hive to nothinǦ > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < i'm Ǧonna scour every chum₽ i can find today on this damn colony and one v one them until they're nothinǦ but a meaty ₽aste I NEED THOSE ₽OINTS > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < CALLINǦ ALL MY TEAM SKULL ǦRUNTS I NEED YOU ALL TO MAKE SOME ₽OSTS ǦASSINǦ ME U₽ AND HY₽INǦ ME FOR THE TOURNAMENT > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < if you're a team skill Ǧrunt then Ǧet off your ass and Ǧet your finǦers ty₽inǦ #ǦoǦuzmah and cheer me on YOUR BADASS LEADER IS ABOUT TO CREAM THE COM₽ETITION > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < that's IT i'm Ǧonna enter this fidus₽awn tournament > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < Ǧet ready for me ₽omon because THE BIǦ BAD ǦUZMA is Ǧonna ste₽ onto the scene > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < to any ₽athetic SHRIM₽ out there Ǧet ready to Ǧet ste₽₽ed on > ([[[[[){
pomoon tournament? and no one invited me???????
}(]]]]]) < just heard about it from some liǦhtinǦ charǦer dork named Volkur but so hel₽ me whitney if you join i will STOM₽ you and CRUSH you so really think about if you're ₽re₽ared to be my enemy > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < but hey! i love teachinǦ fools lessons never forǦet so the more the merrier! > ([[[[[){
i woould love to join but i have some leafgoat luusii that are really close to kidding and i probably can't make it. will yoou promise to stream it at least?
}(]]]]]) < i'll definitely stream my matches so you can watch MR. BIǦ MEATY MANDIBLES make some ₽oor suckers cry and rethink their life choices > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and i'll make sure to stand riǦht in front of the camera too > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < butt out > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < so you Ǧet a nice view [;&< > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < MIC DRO₽!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < someone's Ǧotta ₽ay some carǦo trains a little visit today it'd be a shame if they arrived to their destination without any of their carǦo luckily nothinǦ interestinǦ like that ha₽₽ens here in ₽omon safest colony there is > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < what dude no way did you not read my ₽ost i said SAFEST COLONY sheesh > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < stay hive Ǧet some rest i know how hard you work > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < of course if you feel unsafe team skull offers ₽rotection services only 469.99 caeǦars ₽er niǦht and we can ensure NOTHINǦ ha₽₽ens to those awesome trains > ([[[[[){
┻❂━❂┻ I Know It May Not Seem Like It, But I Can Identify Facetiousness When I See It. Do Not Make An Issue Of Yourself, Please! →
}(]]]]]) < ty₽ical scorninǦ a man tryinǦ to make an honest livinǦ > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < ǦLADLY! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i ₽rovide a valuable service to the colony > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i ₽rovide a home and a ₽lace to belonǦ for all the misǦuided souls and low bloods without anywhere else to Ǧo > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i ₽rovide a way for WIM₽S and LOSERS to make somethinǦ of themselves to become a biǦǦer ₽art of a network of success > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i show them how to attain wealth and res₽ect and i actually clean u₽ this city from time to time with me and my #numbskulls > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < so there emmett now why don't you Ǧo and ask yourself what YOU do before my FIST kee₽s this conversation ǦoinǦ with your mouth > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ₽unk > ([[[[[){
┻❂━❂┻ Well, That Is Much More Respectable Than I Would Have Expected From You! I Still Do Not Appreciate Your Threats. I Believe I’ve Already Told You What I Do! I Run The Grubway Station With My Broodmate. We Frequently Engage In Honorable Double Battles As Well! Between The Two Of Us, I Do Not Think I Am The Punk, Mister Ulaula. →
}(]]]]]) < you sure are > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < a ₽unk ass > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < but you know what that's alriǦht emmett > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i can take you in a battle any time anywhere > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < but for now > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ima Ǧet back to my honorable work with society's discarded to make somethinǦ out of them > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < instead of ₽layinǦ with some damn trains > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ǦUZMA OUT!!!!!! mic dro₽ > ([[[[[){
┻❂━❂┻ And I Would Be Happy To Challenge You. Until Then, Yes, I Will Return To My Search And You Will Return To Your “job”. →
}(]]]]]) < you're in your baddie's ear like ₽lease ₽lease ₽lease > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm in my baddie's ear like 'cause every time we touch, i Ǧet this feelinǦ and every time we kiss, i swear o could fly can't you feel my ₽usher ₽um₽ fast? I WANT THIS TO LAST > ([[[[[){ @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave
xx_FUCK..._ONE_OF_CHCHOWS_ALL_TIME_FAVORITE_SONGZ._KING_SHIT_xx
}(]]]]]) < i don't care what anybody says > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < lowbloods do it best > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < throw it back crazy style > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ₽ROVE ME WRONǦ > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < @affectionateTram₽linǦ Ǧot your drink [;&< > ([[[[[){
YAY ookay where are yoou it is so hard to get throough the dancers here though tbh i almoost want to rejoin them :D
}(]]]]]) < as lonǦ as i Ǧet to dance with you then lets fuckinǦ so it > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < no one else lookinǦ as Ǧood as you anyways fla₽ those winǦs for me i'll find you > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < well duh i'm chock full of Ǧood ideas i Ǧot them so co₽ious if you Ǧive my belly a squeeze they'll come ₽ourinǦ out like slime > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < er > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < the hot kind of slime > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < never let it be said that the biǦ bad Ǧuzmah doesn't brinǦ the best fuckinǦ vibes to the #buǦrave > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm out here buyinǦ shots for everyone the ₽arty DON'T STO₽ UNTIL THE BIǦ BOSS SAYS IT STO₽S > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < I AM CHEEFINǦ THIS NICOTINE ǦAS THORAX SO HARD @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave > ([[[[[){
YOOU ARE HAHA YOOU ARE HE IS #bugrave
}(]]]]]) < they always tell me Ǧuzmah are you really a freak Ǧuzmah do you eat ass > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < of course i do > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and i TAKE BLINKERS OFF #BUǦASS TOO > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < who's u₽? > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ME! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < the answer is always me i'm always U₽! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and you're always down > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < DOWN DOWN DOWN while i beat you down and never let you come u₽ for air > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < that's how i do it in ₽omon > ([[[[[){
Just feels a little -o-o-ver c-o-o-mpensarty, but I'm g-o-o-ing t-o-o- take y-o-o-ur w-o-o-rd f-o-o-r it, -o-o-kay?
}(]]]]]) < no such thinǦ as over com₽ensatinǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < WHEN YOU ARE AS AWESOME AS THE BIǦ BAD BOSS ǦUZMAH!!!! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < scribble down the notes and learn somethinǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and maybe MAYBE you can hanǦ with me > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < like all the cool badass ₽unks do [;&< > ([[[[[){
-O-O-kay, I'm taking n-o-o-tes but n-o-o-t because y-o-o-u said s-o-o-. Because I want t-o-o-. B]
}(]]]]]) < [&< > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < EXCELLENT MOXIE CHUM₽ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < oo₽s i mean cham₽ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < kee₽ it u₽ > ([[[[[){
(( pinned intro post for guzmah coming soon mun is at work ))
}(]]]]]) < if you like my ₽earls of wisdom > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < then check this shit out > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < for only 190.99 caeǦars you can rent BID BOZZ ǦUZMAS ǦUIDE TO BLOWINǦ U₽ AND ACTINǦ LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < this badass video ta₽e will teach you how to sto₽ beinǦ such a SLIME and how to EVOLVE into somethinǦ better > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < limited co₽ies available so better ₽ut your orders in chum₽s > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < THAT'S THE S₽IRIT > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and while you're at it how about you join my awesome badass crew #teamskull so i can be your #suǦarbawss > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < it's like a suǦar daddy but WAY BETTER because you Ǧet to hanǦ out with the mr. BIǦ MANDIBLES > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < that would be me > ([[[[[){
| dnuno how good |d b for the teAm! | cnt l|e :/ but |m honred And flAttttered :)
}(]]]]]) < that's the beauty of team skull > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < it's not for the elites > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ANYBODY CAN JOIN > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < if you've ever felt alone then all you Ǧotta do is ₽LEDǦE YOUR LOYALTY and you Ǧot a whole new crew to back you u₽ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < only thinǦ i ask is NO WIM₽S if you rock with the skull you Ǧotta be hard as nails > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < dm me for how to join if you wanna TAKE LIFE BY THE HORNS > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < never met another me > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < because i'm ONE OF A KIND > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < but if i did > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'd join a domestic relationshi₽ with the Ǧuy > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < so we can conjoin our team skull em₽ires and rule the roost > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < we Ǧot knives we Ǧot bad ass mother fuckinǦ hammers we Ǧot mechanical arms we Ǧot ₽eo₽le shakinǦ ass and hittinǦ blinkers > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT ǦET YOUR ₽ATHETIC ASS TO #TEAMSKULL > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < #suǦarbawss > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < heard about a truck load of biǦ boobily bazonǦa donkey konǦ hh cu₽ statuettes headed to east alternia for the sticky convention or whatever the fuck it is > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < but there may be a little ACCIDENT with the driver you know those trucks can be so danǦerous to drive > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < so if any of you weirdos wanna buy a statuette of your WAIFU or whatever it's called > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < biǦ bro Ǧuzma will be sellinǦ them for 100-300 caeǦars a ₽o₽ (de₽endinǦ on if she's Ǧot toes out or not) > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < THERE'S BUSINESS EVERYWHERE FOR THOSE WITH THE COM₽OUND EYES TO SEE > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < is that uǦly handsome rustie you hate who is stackinǦ mad fuckinǦ cash bricks > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < sleazy? > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < or is he just o₽₽ortunistic and you're blinded by jealousy > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < for just a small fee of owinǦ me a favor in the future i can BEAT THAT JEALOUSY OUT OF YOU WITH TWO FISTS > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and maybe if you leave enouǦh li₽stick marks on the knuckles i'll consider it a ₽ass with flyinǦ colors and you can join #teamskull > ([[[[[){
xx_CLAIREBEAR_DIS_GUY_IS_KINDA_FUN_YUO_KNOW_ID_ALWAYGS_B_YUOR_SUGAR_DADDY_BUT_LIEK_HES_DA_SUGAR_BOSS_NOW_YFM???????_CHOW_FUCKS_WITH_HIM_HEAVY!!!_JOIN_UP,_SQUAD_UP!!!_LETZ_GET_INTO_TROUBLE_TOGEVER!!_xx
}(]]]]]) < this is the cham₽ mentality for any of you ₽osers readinǦ this TAKE A ǦOOD HARD LOOK AT CHCHOW AND LEARN 💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥☠️☠️☠️> ([[[[[){
ᐖ WOAGHHHHH ᐖIS AWESUM OKAYE I GUNNA A SKULL BAᐖᐖIE TOO 💀💀💀 #SUGARBAWSS ᐛ
ᐖ I NAWT ᑈARE 2 MUᑈH ABOUT MONEYS BUT ᐖIS SOUNᐖ FUN SHAKES MY BOOTAY ᐖEVIOUSLY ᐛ
}(]]]]]) < uhhhhh YEAH > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < you wanna join #teamskull and Ǧet your MONEY U₽? > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < [:&< > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < at team skull we shakinǦ booties EVERY NIǦHT > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ₽arty until we dro₽ drinkinǦ and buǦǦinǦ out and NO ONE CAN TE US TO STO₽ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < that's what beinǦ in #teamskull is all about > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < shake that booty shake that booty for BID BAD ǦUZMAH > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < #suǦarbawss > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < ₽erfect just fuckinǦ ₽erfect that's real #teamskull material riǦht there > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < first thinǦs first Ǧotta do the induction > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < make a ₽ost about team skull Ǧas it u₽ say you're now an official team skull Ǧrunt and then you're in > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < re₽ort to me for your first assiǦnment > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < many of you are ₽robably wonderinǦ to yourselves hey Ǧuzmah how do i become a biǦ boss like you and lemme tell you squirt it starts with how you were raised > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < so im sure many of you are askinǦ hey Ǧuzmah what kind of lusus raised such a hard shell biǦ meaty claw bad ass bro like yourself > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < WELL I'LL SHOW YOU > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < meet Ǧoliso₽o₽s and he doesn't take shit from anybody > ([[[[[){ #lusus₽ostinǦ #firstmemberofteamskull #hardhead htt₽s://cdn.imǦchest.com/files/8b3d28622e38.j₽eǦ
That's so fucking cool That's so fucking cool
}(]]]]]) < [:&< > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < damn riǦht it is!!!!!!!!!! > ([[[[[){
i don’t do caps but i’ll say it louder out loud to MMake up for it