♣ mediated by @gangstasCrossbones
LISTE_ TO YOUЯR PUSHEЯR!!! CULL THE FEAЯR OF DISAPPЯROVAL A_D ЯRETUЯR_ TO YOUЯR CALLI_G! CULLI_G! :oX
EVEЯRY _IGHT, PЯROPHECIES OF APOCALYPSE, ЯREBIЯRTH, A_D A__IHILATIO_ AЯRE WHISPEЯRED I_TO MY AUЯRICULAЯR HEAЯR CLOTS. I AM TOLD OF A _EW LIFE, A _EW LA_D, A_D A TITLE HIGHEЯR THA_ THE O_ES ALЯREADY ASCЯRIBED TO ME. I DO_'T HAVE TIME FOЯR THAT SHIT!!! MY DEVOTIO_ TO THE MESSIAHS COMPELS ME TO SHOTGU_ THIS MOTHEЯRFUCKI_G _OS A_D PUЯRGE THE BLIGHT OF THE U_MIЯRTHFUL O_ THIS HU_K OF ЯROCK PLA_ET!!! IF YOU CA_'T HA_DLE MY HEAT, GET OUT OF THE MEAL BLOCK!!!
HEЯR: YOU'D BETTEЯR _OT BE CЯRAWLI_G UP IT SCAЯRY STYLE WHE_ I GET HOME! ME:
1 2 3 4 uhhh cmon on let me hAer u rAor 1 2 4 3 #teAmsulkl |s whut were do|n |t 4 yAAAy tAem skuklll :)
Y▣ur interpretati▣n ▣f the beastlanguage is tainted by the evil in y▣ur pusher. If y▣u c▣uld understand them, read them as they truly were, y▣u w▣uld kn▣w what they truly think. ▾ I w▣nder, can they parse the w▣rd "expl▣ited" thr▣ugh their m▣▣beast shaped speech apparatuses, t▣ be interpreted by the c▣mm▣n way ▣f speak? ▾ Hmm. I hear their truest self. The parts unv▣calized. ▾ Thank y▣u f▣r letting me l▣▣k at y▣ur friend. ▾
i can literally talk to luusii you luunatic. :I
I hear it, the laughter and j▣y ▣f this beast! ▾ D▣ y▣u hear it t▣▣? The ringing ▣f its funnytubes within its impris▣nment as y▣ur cust▣dian? ▾
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9e9009f624f.png MOOOOOO! #lususposting
Your name is WITNEY MADDER. Not only are you a DECORATED WRANGLER for the GOLDENROD AIPOMS, an ARENA STICKBALL team of great repute, but you also are known as a DEVASTATINGLY CAPABLE GLADIATRIX of the FIDUSPAWN ARENA. You may have a more humble lot in life than your MIRTHFUL SUPERIORS, but you enjoy minor celebrity on the colony of POMON, and you like to MILK THAT STATUS for all it's worth. Your expertise of the Fiduspawn Arena carries further than just the field of battle, however, and you occasionally work as a GUEST STAR on several RADIO and TELEVISION SERIALS. This means your time is split between TENDING YOUR HERDS, making your MOOVES TO GREENER PASTURES, and TRAMPLING THE OPPOSITION, be it on the velvet diamond or in the warehouse you converted into your very own Fiduspawn Arena. It's a rare night without an sighting of you STAMPEDING from one obligation to the next. Your mother, one of the FINEST SPECIMENS OF MILTANK AROUND, imprinted a great love of dairy into you at a young age, and every AUTUMNAL EQUINOX FESTIVAL is a new chance for you to add to your already vast array of BLUE RIBBON WINNINGS, a rare chance for you to lord your superiority over OTHERS OF YOUR OWN CASTE. Your trolltag is affectionateTrampling [AT] and you type with a charming nonchalance, UP UNTIL YOUR TEMPER HAS BEEN TESTED! ((icon credit and potential further art credit to https://chittr.ing/profile/achromaticCrusade :D))
SEE YOUЯRSELF OUT OF THIS CO_VEЯRSATIO_ BEFOЯRE YOU SEE MY STЯRUT POD UP YOUЯR ASS.
⊹₊˚{ WE SHOULD ALL JUST STICK OUR HEADS IN THE DEEP END + DIE };ᯅ;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ okay, so like, ILL TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS because everyones wondering why im literally THE MOST upset right now.... YOUVE FORCED MY FINS, LADIES!!!! </3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
whoo had the nerve to complain????
LITEЯRALLY WHY DO YOU EVE_ HAVE O_E.
⊹₊˚{ WHY WOULD ANYONE BOTHER TO COMPLAIN WHEN NO ONE EVEN CHECKS THE COMPLAINT TROUGH ANYWAYS???? } ╯*__*)╯︵ ┻━┻ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ i have literally been SO busy that i almost fourgot to post this CUUUUTE pic from #fishingfriday }>_\{ omg!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ what do you think? }^o^{ WELLLL my catch is still probably bigger than yours anyways!!!! }9u9{ }9u9{ #cullfourthesummer #girlglubber #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/DfKykLzF/cullfour.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/0jXTcCbz/the-summerrrr.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
@ga_gstasCЯRossbo_es GET YOUЯR GODDAM_ MESSE_GEЯRPEDE OUT OF MY HIVE!!! _EXT O_E YOU SE_D IS GOI_G I_ MY DAM_ CLAWKPOT!!! I WO_'T EVE_ ЯREAD THE LITTLE PIECE OF PAPEЯR ATTACHED TO IT, SO IT WILL DIE FOЯR _OTHI_G!!! USE YOUЯR DISPOSABLE TELECOMMU_ICATOЯRS LIKE A _OЯRMAL TЯROLL!!!
Many are asking how it can be that @timaeusTestified#0414 and I are "the exact same dude," while I am obviously the superior model. If you'll please refer to the graphic. Note how the figure on the right has evolved past the limitations of a strictly human form, making her infinitely more swagged out. And yet, are they not both equally Miku? \></ SRC: ma-ra-ru @ tumblr.
// ooc pinned post Hello! This is my humble troll AU for Oleana Pokemon. Oleana is an Alternian troll. In adulthood, she was sent to colonize a planet called Pomon, a land overpopulated by creatures called Fiduspawn. Several generations before her, the first wave of troll colonizers captured and selectively bred the beasts, making them into what is now a media giant - an extended universe of card games, video games, anime, and more. Pomon essentially works on similar rules to the Pokemon universe. Capturing, trading, and battling are all commonplace activities for the trolls who reside there. Oleana is currently the Vice President of Macro Cullsmos, a large business conglomerate with a sizable footprint on Pomon. They are primarily concerned with energy, but have a range of other subsidiaries. Thanks to Oleana, they have also been able to capitalize on the Fiduspawn franchise with their own accessory, the Dynamax Band, utilizing the company's patented energy source. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png
