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yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
my take on lesbians? they can do vwhatewver they wvant, but itd be cool if theyd let me vwatch. no pressure though #nsfvw
EЯRЯRЯRM. CA_ WE ЯREDIЯRECT FOCUS BACK O_TO THE OЯRIGI_AL SUBJECT OF THIS POST. ME?
࣪⊹₊˚{ BOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!! }>ᯅ<{ }TᯅT{ }>ᯅ<{ }TᯅT{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b693069987bf.png - MC Oleana
｢gyuuuhh~~ (ФqФ)megane-san is jitto mitsumeru. ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: jitto mitsumeru means staring with his kyool eyes.]
｢mmhhhhmmgghhmmmgh megane-san is getting good tingluz (｀∀´)｣
POMO_ GIЯRLS MAKE DO. U_LIKE Y'ALL MASTEЯR BAITEЯRS I'M ACTUALLY GETTI_G OFF MY ASS A_D PUTTI_G I_ THE WOЯRK! :oX #FISHI_GFOЯRPAPSA_DPLAPS #FISHI_GFЯRIDAY
Let's n⬡t get crazy n⬡w. - MC R⬡se🌹
SHIIIIIT. SO BESPOKE, BESTIE. :oX
࣪⊹₊˚{ the incomprehensible verses.... a result of think his pan curses....???? }*_*{ }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
Why are the people talking a8out the team of the utmost jo88ers in fiction Team Skull??
Y34H, S4YS M3. 1'M B4S1C4LLY TH3 C3O OF T4ST3S.
࣪⊹₊˚{ i just got anon hate on grumblr calling me a CHUCKLE CHASER.... AGAIN!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ WHAT. THE. FLUKE. }*ᯅ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ i told you not to call me that in public already. }>_>{ i have an image to maintain!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ you. }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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What I lik£, look for in lik£, a n£w hir£!: 1) Lik£, you hav£ to b£ lik£, cut£, LOL. 2) Lik£, pr£f£rably lik£, £njoy b£ing lik£, mistr£at£d and lik£, st£pp£d on (lik£, lit£rally and lik£ figurativ£ly! <3) but lik£, if w£ n££d to w£ can lik£, totally lik£, b£at that into you (lik£, lit£rally and lik£ figurativ£ly! <3) during lik£, training! 3) Lik£, hav£ to b£ willing to lik£, inv£st in n£w cloth£s for m£ if I lik£, ask! Although lik£, this on£ isnt lik£ a r£quir£m£nt I just lik£, would lik£ totally lik£ it if you would!!! 4) Lik£, what£v£r uniform I say lik£, go£s, lik£, LOL. Lik£, pl£as£ w£ar a suit with lik£, mayb£ th£ top f£w buttons lik£, undon£ and lik£, you n££d to w£ar a ti£ lik£, pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£, lik£, LOL. HAHA. #nsfw
Would you partake in a gay bacon with me, Miss Thuban? - MC Oleana
I would be remiss to allow any substandard gay bacon to cross your palate. A proper offering should be simply caked and dripping with glucose toppings. Would you allow me to top for you, sir? - MC Oleana
"We all make 9ur 9wn destiny" is a 6eautiful sentiment 6ut please remem6er that s9me 9f us d9 n9t, in fact, make 9ur 9wn destiny. S9me are a6s9lutely #6eh9lden-t9-the-narrative and we need t9 6e respectful 9f that.
I have basically no tone behind me when typing or at least I try to and it's really easy to piss people off. I'm obviously being fucking ironic I don't think I understand a woman's life or struggles at all. #baited.
Scream-building eXercises today. The Chairmancer is in the tower, so I better hear those chitinous windholes ripped raw. #MacroCullsmos #Business #Violence #WorkIncentives - MC Oleana
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU DUMBASS YOU'RE NOT JUST SOME GUY ANYWAY UGHHHHHH
CALL IT MY SLUG THE WAY IT LEAVES YOUЯR I_SIDES BATTEЯRED A_D BЯRUISED. ;oX IS WHAT I WOULD POST IF I LOST A_Y SEMBLA_CE OF SELF ЯRESPECT OЯR FU_CTIO_AL PA_ ACTIVITY.
┻❂━❂┻ And I Would Be Happy To Challenge You. Until Then, Yes, I Will Return To My Search And You Will Return To Your “job”. →
┻❂━❂┻ I Know It May Not Seem Like It, But I Can Identify Facetiousness When I See It. Do Not Make An Issue Of Yourself, Please! →
EVEЯRY _IGHT, PЯROPHECIES OF APOCALYPSE, ЯREBIЯRTH, A_D A__IHILATIO_ AЯRE WHISPEЯRED I_TO MY AUЯRICULAЯR HEAЯR CLOTS. I AM TOLD OF A _EW LIFE, A _EW LA_D, A_D A TITLE HIGHEЯR THA_ THE O_ES ALЯREADY ASCЯRIBED TO ME. I DO_'T HAVE TIME FOЯR THAT SHIT!!! MY DEVOTIO_ TO THE MESSIAHS COMPELS ME TO SHOTGU_ THIS MOTHEЯRFUCKI_G _OS A_D PUЯRGE THE BLIGHT OF THE U_MIЯRTHFUL O_ THIS HU_K OF ЯROCK PLA_ET!!! IF YOU CA_'T HA_DLE MY HEAT, GET OUT OF THE MEAL BLOCK!!!
HEЯR: YOU'D BETTEЯR _OT BE CЯRAWLI_G UP IT SCAЯRY STYLE WHE_ I GET HOME! ME:
1 2 3 4 uhhh cmon on let me hAer u rAor 1 2 4 3 #teAmsulkl |s whut were do|n |t 4 yAAAy tAem skuklll :)
there are people taking giant rips of #substances on their bug vapes. huffing that #bugass if you will. #bugrave
jangling my cowstian dior collection at the #bugrave. #cowstiandior
Y▣ur interpretati▣n ▣f the beastlanguage is tainted by the evil in y▣ur pusher. If y▣u c▣uld understand them, read them as they truly were, y▣u w▣uld kn▣w what they truly think. ▾ I w▣nder, can they parse the w▣rd "expl▣ited" thr▣ugh their m▣▣beast shaped speech apparatuses, t▣ be interpreted by the c▣mm▣n way ▣f speak? ▾ Hmm. I hear their truest self. The parts unv▣calized. ▾ Thank y▣u f▣r letting me l▣▣k at y▣ur friend. ▾
ALSO I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOOU
i can literally talk to luusii you luunatic. :I
I hear it, the laughter and j▣y ▣f this beast! ▾ D▣ y▣u hear it t▣▣? The ringing ▣f its funnytubes within its impris▣nment as y▣ur cust▣dian? ▾
she's the cuuuutiest!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9e9009f624f.png MOOOOOO! #lususposting
call me miss zipperflaps the way i am shutting up forever!!!!!
stupid lime bitch DOESNT HE KNOW HES DEAD MOOVE ON TO THE OTHER SIDE ALREADY #deathmention #mooo
he's not just a NUUISANCE he's also ANNOYING AND STUUPID.
Your name is WITNEY MADDER. Not only are you a DECORATED WRANGLER for the GOLDENROD AIPOMS, an ARENA STICKBALL team of great repute, but you also are known as a DEVASTATINGLY CAPABLE GLADIATRIX of the FIDUSPAWN ARENA. You may have a more humble lot in life than your MIRTHFUL SUPERIORS, but you enjoy minor celebrity on the colony of POMON, and you like to MILK THAT STATUS for all it's worth. Your expertise of the Fiduspawn Arena carries further than just the field of battle, however, and you occasionally work as a GUEST STAR on several RADIO and TELEVISION SERIALS. This means your time is split between TENDING YOUR HERDS, making your MOOVES TO GREENER PASTURES, and TRAMPLING THE OPPOSITION, be it on the velvet diamond or in the warehouse you converted into your very own Fiduspawn Arena. It's a rare night without an sighting of you STAMPEDING from one obligation to the next. Your mother, one of the FINEST SPECIMENS OF MILTANK AROUND, imprinted a great love of dairy into you at a young age, and every AUTUMNAL EQUINOX FESTIVAL is a new chance for you to add to your already vast array of BLUE RIBBON WINNINGS, a rare chance for you to lord your superiority over OTHERS OF YOUR OWN CASTE. Your trolltag is affectionateTrampling [AT] and you type with a charming nonchalance, UP UNTIL YOUR TEMPER HAS BEEN TESTED! ((icon credit and potential further art credit to https://chittr.ing/profile/achromaticCrusade :D))
SEE YOUЯRSELF OUT OF THIS CO_VEЯRSATIO_ BEFOЯRE YOU SEE MY STЯRUT POD UP YOUЯR ASS.
⊹₊˚{ WE SHOULD ALL JUST STICK OUR HEADS IN THE DEEP END + DIE };ᯅ;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ okay, so like, ILL TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS because everyones wondering why im literally THE MOST upset right now.... YOUVE FORCED MY FINS, LADIES!!!! </3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
whoo had the nerve to complain????
LITEЯRALLY WHY DO YOU EVE_ HAVE O_E.
⊹₊˚{ WHY WOULD ANYONE BOTHER TO COMPLAIN WHEN NO ONE EVEN CHECKS THE COMPLAINT TROUGH ANYWAYS???? } ╯*__*)╯︵ ┻━┻ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
What divides beasts fr▣m tr▣lls? What separates us, what makes us different? When we bleed, d▣n't they bleed t▣▣? When we breathe, is it n▣t all the same air?▾ When they secrete their lubricating slime f▣r their drying, p▣r▣us skin, d▣ we n▣t als▣ secrete the same?▾
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ Goon.ing is indigo culture #GoonerPride
⊹₊˚{ i have literally been SO busy that i almost fourgot to post this CUUUUTE pic from #fishingfriday }>_\{ omg!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ what do you think? }^o^{ WELLLL my catch is still probably bigger than yours anyways!!!! }9u9{ }9u9{ #cullfourthesummer #girlglubber #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/DfKykLzF/cullfour.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/0jXTcCbz/the-summerrrr.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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@ga_gstasCЯRossbo_es GET YOUЯR GODDAM_ MESSE_GEЯRPEDE OUT OF MY HIVE!!! _EXT O_E YOU SE_D IS GOI_G I_ MY DAM_ CLAWKPOT!!! I WO_'T EVE_ ЯREAD THE LITTLE PIECE OF PAPEЯR ATTACHED TO IT, SO IT WILL DIE FOЯR _OTHI_G!!! USE YOUЯR DISPOSABLE TELECOMMU_ICATOЯRS LIKE A _OЯRMAL TЯROLL!!!
no lol
Many are asking how it can be that @timaeusTestified#0414 and I are "the exact same dude," while I am obviously the superior model. If you'll please refer to the graphic. Note how the figure on the right has evolved past the limitations of a strictly human form, making her infinitely more swagged out. And yet, are they not both equally Miku? \></ SRC: ma-ra-ru @ tumblr.
// ooc pinned post Hello! This is my humble troll AU for Oleana Pokemon. Oleana is an Alternian troll. In adulthood, she was sent to colonize a planet called Pomon, a land overpopulated by creatures called Fiduspawn. Several generations before her, the first wave of troll colonizers captured and selectively bred the beasts, making them into what is now a media giant - an extended universe of card games, video games, anime, and more. Pomon essentially works on similar rules to the Pokemon universe. Capturing, trading, and battling are all commonplace activities for the trolls who reside there. Oleana is currently the Vice President of Macro Cullsmos, a large business conglomerate with a sizable footprint on Pomon. They are primarily concerned with energy, but have a range of other subsidiaries. Thanks to Oleana, they have also been able to capitalize on the Fiduspawn franchise with their own accessory, the Dynamax Band, utilizing the company's patented energy source. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png
THAT BUG THAT I HATE.