♠ hated by @gastropodVehemence
♰ fishing has to be.. the most... smelly.. disgusting and frivolous hobby... just.. go get a grub burger or something... ♰
hey i got a cool idea for howw to celebrate #eridanwweek howwzabout instead a buryin the tl in a buncha unfunny bullshit you assholes fuckin READ MY POSTS
no hot people use chittr.
𐂐◯𓇋 I have never met an intelligent clown. I genuinely believe the reason religious fanaticism enthralls them is due ★ ★ their struggling minds latching on★ ★ the first thing that will justify their abominable behavior.
i voГuNteeR to get shaved iNstead of @gRaNdioseSatuRatioN
IF YOU THINK. THEY’RE BAD. WAIT TILL YOU SEE. VIOLETS. #FISH
why r 4ll fuch14bl00ds such b1tch3s #t4rg3t3dT04Tr0ll1H4d4n4rgum3ntW1th0n3T1m3
Homestuck website where there’s people who are not a homestuck character just minding their own business and nobody cares life is beautiful
it would be like a ♯rot ♯prevented from ♯spreading ♯infection to the ♯colony ♯lol
Look, I'd join you dowwn there but I didn't wwanna bias it by puttin myself on either end.
Today, on the start of a neww perigee, I'm announcing Hemospectrum 2 wwhich wwill ovverride the deprecated Hemospectrum 1. Unfortunately this does mean I wwill need to abdicate as soon as it goes into effect but really it's for the greater good. https://wwwwww.hostpic.org/images/2604020240250281.png
It’s hard 8eing the funniest person on this platform. ::::/
i really actually cannot tell when a troll is doing a troll thing because theyre a troll and when a troll is doing something kind of offputting and freaky because theyre just a freak even by troll standards
unfriendly reminder @ nobody wants to see your bulge @ i bet its crooked and ugly
── ✦ THANKS F⚢R Y⚢UR APPRECIATI⚢N, WADER.
── ✦ Y⚢U DIDN'T LIKE MY VAGUEP⚢STING, S⚢ I TH⚢UGHT I'D GIVE Y⚢U WHAT Y⚢U WANTED SINCE Y⚢U'RE S⚢ HIGH AND MIGHTY. #APRILF⚢⚢LS.
── ✦ @GASTR⚢P⚢DVEHEMENCE IS A FUCKING M⚢R⚢N.
── ✦ I DID N⚢T HAVE T⚢ SCR⚢LL FAR T⚢ FIND A HIGHBL⚢⚢D ALREADY J⚢KING AB⚢UT AB⚢LISHING THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM F⚢R "APRIL F⚢⚢LS." T⚢ BE EXPECTED ⚢F A VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D.
savve yourself the trouble and wwatch paint dry
Truly, I think if you have to be a high blood it is your sworn duty to give all of your money and valuables away as this is the only way you will be pure...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
none of you ♯seadwellers have ♯liveddeliciously & it ♯shows except for maybe ♯thatpinkbitch shes ♯fine i suppose
https://file.g@rden/Yy@ZPdX23DJlLNw8/pictůre%201.png This p@inting shit is e@sy idk why cl0wns br@g @b0ůt it @ll the time. #0nlyg00dcl0wnis@de@dcl0wn #nsfwe #nsfw #g0re~
YALL ARE LIFE SAVERS THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO EDIT A POST !!!!!!!! okay back to your regularly scheduled freakpeta posting (again that is my bad yall)
Yall out here bitchin about vaguepostin like ya know J--f a rust damn spoke their mind to ya face, ya ain't gonna turn them to paste fuck ya, vaguepost be upon ye. #vaguepost
I keep winning without needing to do nothing. Just more counterfeit demons.
You - seem - to - have - been - a - ugly - wriggler - My - condolences >
c/)uldnt even make a pr/)per resp/)nse l/)l
Make love... not war. If ever my trollian compadres are looking their grief straight down the barrel only to find its some incongruous aspect of themselves looking back at them in the mirror then worry NOT. Know that in my book youre all class acts and top shelf selections. Confidence comes from within! This is my *personal* ranking drawn up in no particular order. Keep your heads up and take this all on the chin! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a5aeeab1cff.png
#nowplaying Casanova - Allie X https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=T72Do7ynr08&si=RYSN0Gx5DG-HxDPu
just WATCHEd a troll at clurch Pick his sniff nub ANd eat the boogie his sPinal crevice is not making it to the dARK carnival
wei<dly mid po?t fo< a ?uppo?ed highblood, ju?t ?aying.
Every Goldblood is right? Proving it with the slur use. Not worth my time. Get better or gtfo.
Not every purple but every time they're purple #noticing
cløwn thirst is never valid and yøu all have terrible taste. get help.
You say this as if I will be deterred, dawg.
♯coolbloods want to ♯bone & ♯freakiton all the time ♯because ♯sloppyfriction generates the ♯heattheycrave ♯themoreyouknow ♯nsfw ♯yoursloppyfriction
♯oilingup the giant ♯fryingpan im going to ♯cook you all in
⚇ #oilingup if only to make that wader guy slip ⚇ AND BREAK HIS NECK. ⚇
▷sick harpoon bro do you want to see an unregistered firearm #clearandintentposting◁
Because yours suck. And waders is awesome.
▷the main way you can tell the waders are fucking stupid is cause their slur game is straight spinal crevice why is every lowblood slur abysmal barkbeast shit◁ ▷”rustie” “mustardblood” “pissblood” “shitblood” what are we fucking doing these words have been used to stir lowblood genocide for centuries and theyre not even good fucking slurs i can literally come up with better ones on the spot fuckin call rustbloods “ghostbusters” idk its better than literally just the color with an “ie” at the end get real◁
The only thing high about you is how high you get off yourselves. I refuse.
── ✦ HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE N⚢RMAL VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D ⚢N THIS WEBSITE. F⚢⚢D F⚢R TH⚢UGHT.
I have seen exactly one semi-normal coolblood on this site. What do you think of that.
ST♡P HAT1NG MY CH1TS. 1'M G♡1NG T♡ FUCK1NG T1E Y♡U UP, SK1N Y♡U B1T BY B1T, P♡UR GAS♡L1NE ♡N Y♡U ANƉ L1GHT Y♡U ♡N F1RE 1F Y♡U KEEP HAT1NG MY CH1TS. #g♡re #nsfwe
Maybe everyone else needs to lose their legs. #equality
力 | I like feeling her sssslither her way out of me, what can I say. #incest #nsssfw #evil
↗️IF I SEE THE TAG #FUNEMPLOYED AGAIN, I MAY BE SICK ALL OVER MY NEW LASER POINTER.↗️ ↘️direct yourself to goregle and look up positions for bottom feeders and lowlives who still suckle from their lusii's lowhanging mammaries.↘️ ↗️THERE WILL BE AT LEAST SEVEN JOB APPLICATIONS WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, SPECIFICALLY.↗️
js watched some indigoblood trip over a curb #eatshitlmfaooo
a2 an empath ii 2en2e you are really fuckiing 2tupiid..
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #008 #inces♰ #nsfw h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/008.png
このクソ魚、マジで我慢ならねえ。大嫌いだ。死んでしまえばいい。 #FUCKFISH
Yoou just did baby 8]
New shirt i goot froom soomeoone's garage sale 8] This oone makes *him* especially mad https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/03/27/shirt.png
> Xe fact Xat trolls ostentatiously PRESENT xEMSELVES as a commodity. Or do YOU LIKE IT? If so, I'm fell SORRY FOR YOU moXerfuckr <
'ig'bloods are not born evil but many c'oose to be, simply because Ze system incentivizes it one day, Zey will a've Ze c'oice, die as Zey lived bloated and fat off Zeir own greed, or join Ze rest of society wiZ Zeir pride put aside i know Ze c'oice most would make
im vworking an angle here get outta here
mostly the sorts of things that go on behind closed doors if youre catching my drift ;)
THE IMPERIAL AGENDA: UTILIZE THE APPETITES OF THE MASSES TO DISTRACT FROM THE RAVAGES OF HEMOLOYALISM UPON YOUR BODY, YOUR THINK-PAN, YOUR SOUL. Think for yourselves, people. Tear your eyes away from the waves of smut and wonder why it is the net's pushing your hand towards your bulge when you could be taking up iron or blade against a system designed to kill you bit by bit. #revolutionary #nsfw #fightback
Greetings, Chittrers 9f Parad9x Space! While s9me 9f y9u may have f9ll9wed me here fr9m 9ther platf9rms such as #Su6stack 9r #Grum6lr (welc9me! D9 n9t share these acc9unt handles with9ut my permissi9n), I w9uld like t9 use this pinned p9st t9 f9rmally intr9duce myself t9 th9se 9f y9u wh9 are just n9w j9ining me. My name is Kankri Vantas, and in n9 particular 9rder, I am: a he/him pr9n9un user | a pr9ud 9ffspectrum tr9ll | unalive | a f9rmer mem6er 9f the f9rmer 6ef9ran s9ciety | a current mem6er 9f a dream6u66le pseud9s9ciety | v9luntarily celi6ate | quadrant agn9stic | 5 feet 4.96 inches in height | a Seer 9f 6l99d | the th9ughtleader 9f a du6i9usly successful SGRU6 sessi9n | pr9va6ly neur9typical | t9uch-repulsed | sex-repulsed | sex-p9sitive | a surviv9r 9f the 6ef9ran culling system | a resp9nsi6le gun 9wner | a signless tr9ll I am n9t: a mutant6l99d | a 6urgundy6l99d | a wriggler | cull6ait | the Signless | the Sufferer | religi9us | sexist | a gun nut D9 n9t interact if y9u meet any 9r all 9f the criteria listed 6el9w: pr9selytizers | evangelizers | pers9ns trying t9 c9nvert 9thers t9 their 6eliefs systems | Tayl9r Swifte stans | the Su6stack admin team unless it is t9 reverse my unjust 6anning | 6ef9ran cullers | Alternian cullers This Chittr page will c9ver a diverse array 9f t9pics, ranging fr9m #Aquadr9manticism t9 #Z9diarchicalAn9malies. I cann9t p9ssi6ly tag them all here s9 I will issue a 6lanket warning n9w that I will d9 my 6est t9 tag f9r p9tentially triggering as they appear, 6ut that I may err. Tread with cauti9n when viewing my pr9file, and if there is anything that y9u need tagged s9 y9u can add it t9 y9u filter list, d9 n9t hesitate t9 let me kn9w. My DMs are usually 9pen. Thank y9u f9r reading and I h9pe y9ur time here is rich with enlightenment.
Thinking about filming a weekly segment where Rosebot bakes homemade sourdough bread and we share it with our loving constituits. #Carbs #Traddaughter #Incest #Theallegations #Cancelled
I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation between moral fervor and terminal boredom. You wanted a villain. Congratulations. He’s already here. And like any competent villain, I’ve taken notes. I’ve seen the threads. The callouts. The increasingly baroque accusations, each one more detached from material reality than the last, like a game of penis wrench-in-the-hole where everyone is wearing fucking blindfolds. Or is literally blind. To start: The closest we have to a unique verb for reading aloud in English is probably “recite” — from the Latin “recitare,” which can mean either “to repeat from memory,” or “to read aloud.” But the English “recite” has almost entirely the implication of speaking from memory, not directly from a page. The mind as an intermediate step between text and mouth, words being inscribed on the surface of the brain before being spoken. That word "inscribe" is really the heart of it all, isn’t it? Scirbere, to write. Inscribe, not just to write, but to write into, to embed words in the page. To recite is to speak aloud the words written into the brain by the page. A reversal of the standard interpretation of causation. Page writing into man, the source and receiver of the violence flipped. Speaking as reading, reading as speaking; reading as writing, writing as reading. So when I say that I will ‘read’ your sins, it should be clear that I’m simultaneously reading and writing, but equally clear that there is no difference at all between those two actions. What you failed to account for, what you always fail to account for, is that narrative control is not a democracy, it’s a motherfucking skill issue. And I am, if nothing else, extremely skilled. So, let’s recalibrate. I’m not here to apologize. Apologies imply wrongdoing, and while I’ll concede to miscalculations in presentation, my core thesis remains the same. I wasn’t unclear, you misunderstood me because to understand would have required effort and effort is antithetical to the kind of performative outrage economy you’ve all so eagerly subscribed to. You can call me misogynistic, an abductor, a philanderer, a rake, but at the end of the day, you don’t care about the truth. The truth is that I’m doing all of this for us. For me and Rose. She's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. There’s no one I would rather do this with than her. I know exactly how ridiculous you think I am. So go ahead. Do what you do best. Ratio me. Dissect this post. Turn it into a joke, a meme, a cautionary tale about the perils of taking oneself too seriously on a platform designed for disposable thoughts. I encourage it, even. Because while you’re busy laughing, I’m still here. And you’re exactly where I left you: refreshing the timeline. #Cancelled #Addressingtheallegations #Incestallegations #Incestuouscur #Incest #Misogynist #Wifestealer #Adulterer #Evilman #Makingyourownplanet #Notlikemormons #Wellmaybealittle #Apologytour #Youtubeapology #Dramageddon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1f738cacc85.PNG
<3-Gonna-go-to-the-sea-and-cast-out-a-line,-see-if-I-can't-catch-a-seadweller.
Nah.
Clean it up beefore you ztart typing random zhit on here.
No they're not.
>([sailed past s#it my pants at sc#ool island and i saw you t#ere]
family troll is so overrated.
pitch flirting is gonna be “hey asshole i bet you’re so rich and so privileged. . . gross” lmfaolmfaolmfao
one day, a lowblood will pull Ze last breaZ of life from your lungs. we will 'ave Ze last laug'. dEESgustEEN creature...
mods i need group chats so that me an the twwo alts i like an caliborn an richy can havve our owwn space awway from the normies an the lowwbloods this wway i nevver havve to interact wwith the tl again might invvite a single girl though so she can send tasteful nudies on request