♦ pitied by @genocidalDictator
fuck i mean hi wwe should swwap vvile bigotry in dms sometime
holy mackerel wwe need to breed an produce troll ubermensch grubs
goregle showw me a foid in an alternian military uniform
*WHO* IZ ZENDING THIZ FREAKY ZHIT INTO MY AZK BOX OMFG DUDE......
ughnn mayb e if i waz a guy i wld be m.ore rdezkcpect.abl idunn o hzkdcklv if i wz a d.dude evrtyon e woul d love me hajzhzha i wld be zo rad and mayebe peploe wluldnt cal.l me an foid i wizh i wiz.h i wz a man X/
ok im gonna get high i dont wanna think about it anymore ffuck
i lowkey feel nothing my tummy kind of hurts and i care about that more
(((Can someone actually cull Kanaka or something im genuinely tired of playing as them and i want them DEAD 😭
#fatboyfriday is great cause i love when things cant be about twinks from any angle and i can easily bring up bears
not a joke btw heres a selfie i took earlier https://file.garden/XAsN_1TsSgUyUt-R/Chittr/KD/selfie.png
Why the fuck is Friday always a different occasion?
LIZTENIIBG TO TTHIZ ANND THIBJMING ABOUT HIM ZIGHHHH #YEARNBIGH httpz://open.zpotify.com/intl-ez/track/7FHj19QQigvMH1onMYRNLn?zi=b493028a379c4b5e
/yeh n i'm sti𝐋𝐋 making fun of ur geek ass 𝐋mao wht abt it
ahh, i zee. yeah no, I underztand where ur coming from. zome of the zhit I’ve zeen and zadly had to go through waz NOT fun.
i mean, it’z none of my buzinezz what u clownz do. u guyz got ur whole whole lifeztyle. no judgement over here.
bein' depressed but horny at the same time feels fuCked up 'n' there just ain't no way to deal with that without it feelin' weird. 'Cept sleep. whiCh i'm doin' for real now. bye.
CHAT IZ IT NORMAL TO LIKE ZTART GIGGLING OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE IM JZT LAUGHIN MY AZZ OFF 4 NO REAZON RN (´；д；｀) (*´∀｀*) ( ・－・) ('_'?)
LDLGLGHLVLGLGKGNGKH r u inzinuatin am like bipolar or zum? Lol HAJAKDJCJVJ no!!!! Im jzt rlly happy rn for like no reazom ig XDXDXDXD dat doezn t mean anythihn gkglh btw have i told u i appreciate u? Ur like da bezt fren ive ever had!!!!!!!!!!!1
Ï üsëd ä löw blööd för ëmötïönäl läbör. Ï'm cürëd nöw.
I did not attend Pride Month's first day.. I am thoroughly disappointed with myself...
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Assassinating public figures is #notnice even if they're really not a good person. I believe in reform and redemption!! #violence ⚓︎
NOOOOOOOOOO I knew telling everypuppy I'm a crying pilled loser would come 8ack to 8ite me
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-<theres no way thats actually their trolltag>-
STOP TRYING TO BE MY FRIEND!!! i dont need to keep saying this over and over
GO AWAY I DONT KNOW YOU
ii'll protect you biievey
WHAT. no? NO??? I DONT NEED THAT.
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new chittr bug appears to have cropped up. my posts are getting no likes despite how good they are. maybe like button is broken?
Shit I owe Phuntr money.
THAT·VAS·PROBABLY·MINE·EXCVSE·ME
some of you make it VERY APPARENT youre hollow on the inside. puppeteered by stilts and MAGNETS..
Theres a reas0n i d0nt talk t0 s0me pe0ple anym0re
It’s smooth. I don’t have anything.
charging ports are actually little electronic train docks. they allow the traversal of energy through a little cyberelectronic passageway
SORRY JUST GOING THROUGH MY backlogs
what if i pay you back sometime
the carbonation in your fizzy drinks is actually a hyperdense microscopic universal calamity which gives it that bubbly sensation
sorry. marble beam
Go, my marbles.
DARLIN DEARIE the troll turned subjugate
Too late
Compresses you into a marble. :)
are YOU willing to fight against the SHARPLY SUITED, FACELESS UNIVERSAL TERRORIST? he's COMING. and he will bring about UNSPEAKABLE TRAGEDY
is that not your handwriting also...?
And he has shit handwriting 😤😤
i am on the VERGE OF TRUE DISCOVERY.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] #ventt #zuggeztive the w0rztt partt 0f being he1med iz the 1ack 0f being ab1e t0 t0uch. i fee1 1ike i zh0u1d n0tt have been z0 eager t0 h01d 0therz during my time 0ff becauze then i w0u1d n0tt mizz itt az much. [END MESSAGE]
You ever get 8ored and start humping your pillow 8ecause like what else are you going to do? Just me? #Vriska #NSFW
dEvOtIOn 4:14 “whEn yOUr fEEt ArE UnsUrE And whAt cOmEs On yOU Is Un-fUckIng-fUnny, sEEk yOU hOly sUffErIng In pEnAncE.” A pAssAgE Oft tOUtEd. OnE I rEmInd mysElf Of In tImEs Of trOUblE. #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
every time i see a new gold account that starts with P i have to control myself and realize its not the devil
No fuck they're trying to confiscate my grub launcher, though this was 'merica
fuck... i cant ♓︎andle all t♓︎ese ♓︎♉︎t w♉︎♏︎en f♉︎ll♉︎wing ♏︎e... s♉︎ ♓︎♉︎rny... #♓︎♉︎rnyp♉︎sting #nsfw
well... i ♏︎ean... just l♉︎♉︎k at ♏︎e...
y♉︎u e♈︎er get s♉︎ ♓︎♉︎rny y♉︎u pass♉︎ut f♉︎r a sec♉︎nd...? #♓︎♉︎rnyp♉︎sting #nsfw
that conspiracy troll funny as fuck
i mean. i didn'T say it was going to be?
FOr the swift downfaall of your enemies, going by your user haandle
cacti are not actually plants. theyre PEOPLE in CLUNKY THORN COSTUMES gathering SOLAR POWER on microscopic little solar panels
...aw hell. it ain't aCCidental is it? i'm just a shameless darn flirt. >︵<
might even consider death... TO EVERYONE ELSE
yeah i pray. pray a lot of videogames that is BAHAHAHHAHA
:33< *the mighty huntress picks up a rock and throws it at mew*
⚓︎ 〰〰hy do i only get mentioned on this site to get b〰llied 〰〰hat the f〰ck is 〰p 〰〰ith that
I'm afraid of. alternians https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cERVRoQo #nowlistening
That was a rhetoorical questioon i coouldn't care less
Did he really say this
Pwincess, don't wook. I am shedding the wayers that make youw pwince who he is. It would be unsightwy for you to see.
Stop asking, I'm not going to give you a "tentajob" at the very minimum you could be more creative with your naming conventions. #nsfw
fire.was.in.fact.invented.imperial.records.trace.the.invention.to.the.first.empress.who.after.being.killed.by.the.next.empress.took.the.title.of.fire.inventor.and.so.the.chain.continued.until.her.current.most.amazing.empress.is.the.inheritor.of.invention.of.fire
i.do.not.understand.what.this.means.you.are.a.highblood.thus.you.require.no.shipping.license.but.i.still.am.unsure.as.to.the.validity.of.this.as.a.potentiality.i.have.doubts.not.of.you.oh.great.highblood.which.i.as.a.midblood.or.lowblood.must.venerate.just.like.everyone.else.but.of.the.validity.of.the.ship.has.a.lowblood.influenced.this.that.would.be.most.unfortunate
you cant still SERIOUSLY think we “invented” fire. WE DIDN’T. we merely propagated the means to HARNESSING IT.
who.is.propaganda.troll.i.just.would.like.to.speak.with.them.to.see.someone.in.their.right.mind.as.a.normal.midblood.or.lowblood.i.would.like.to.meet.them.someone.with.such.great.ideas.as.to.like.propaganda.i.think.all.midbloods.or.lowbloods.should.enjoy.propaganda.i.enjoy.propaganda
construction workers? NO. no such thing. those are PITIABLE COLLECTIVIZING HIVEMIND WORKER ANTS disguised as trolls.
-=[hiii x-) ii have a moirail already too HAHGDKH yy9uukindofsuckatthis_☺]=-
i.am.not.a.fed.i.am.not.associated.with.any.federal.organization.nor.imperial.organization.or.any.agency.of.any.type.and.i.have.not.been.sent.to.keep.an.eye.on.revolutionary.developments.in.chittr.do.not.hesitate.to.speak.revolutionary.topics.that.i.will.remind.are.forbidden.in.the.empire.do.not.hesitate.to.speak.them.in.front.of.me.i.am.not.a.fed.and.i.am.very.normal.and.just.a.normal.midblood.or.lowblood.like.everyone.else.here
remember.to.like.good.citizens.and.lowbloods.and.midbloods.but.not.highbloods.because.they.can.do.what.they.want.remember.to.ship.only.approved.ships.registered.with.the.quadrants.department.it.is.illegal.to.ship.without.a.shipping.license.that.is.not.about.quadrants.that.is.about.physical.shipping.of.heavy.goods.which.i.should.remind.others.is.illegal.to.do.without.a.license
Are y-o-o-u just l-o-o--o-o-kign at their names and deciding their ships? I think y-o-o-ur ship wall is WR-O-O-NG. I c-o-o-uld make a better -o-o-ne IN MY SLEEP. H-O-O-NK SH-O-O--O-O-
@audaciousConfident mention
Soo coonfident and soo wroong
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what the fuck is a kismesis?
the only thing being SHIPPED is cargo to a port NOTHING MORE.
HOW IS THAT GOOD FOR ME????
hey. hey. i was treated like a fuckin dog for years and never had acess to computer but i do know how to play tf2.
how the fuck someone doesnt know how to play tf2? this is comin from someone that doesnt know what the fuck is a croissant.
They don't tell you that when you have a job where you can't call people morons it is like hitting black tar heroin when you get the best of someone online. INSTANT crack hit. #substances
Today I will wear my white button down.
The Horny Posts Were Far More Interesting Than Collecting Slurs For Absolutely No Reason Can We Get Back To That
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >N0 fu《 k y0u
ask from @consequentlyOblique! he says "Why do you hate #phunt" you KNOW why you PHUNTBEAST
i don'T even remember writing this one
people like, do this??
oh my gog
ok im caving in if nobody wants to explain ill just look up what sex is online, shouldve done it in the first place >BT ill still answer asks! i just might be a bit busy #studying this strange term
Still egregious with the pity reacts, I see. Not that I expected much to change in the... Oh. It's 8een a month? Time really flies!
got pulled over and they confiscated some girls order. i dont have a car he just gripped me picked me clean off the ground like one of those sushi conveyer belt restaurants. no sirens no lights no nothing. was that guy even a cop
🥛even Milk Men Get Their Days Off. We Are Back! Well Rested And Ready To Work 💪🐄
TOO many phuntrs #hate
looks lame
that'S a smile!
tell phuntr he'S awesome
omg no zhut up
i apologize in advance for the post i'm about to make
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >why th≡ fu《 k /\r≡ y0u b≡tt≡r th/\n m≡
i'D say it looks cool but you fucking hate me for no reason so fuck you
why does your ganderbulb do that
hello people of chittr. my close associate @universallyConquering and i are seeking an investment of approximately 10 billion caegars in order to construct what we are calling the "super gooning hive." it will have 9 floors, each differently dedicated to a different genre of gooning on each one. over 60 blocks designed for gooning. before you ask, no, just giving us the money will not ensure you have access to the super gooning hive, but we will maybe consider it depending on your application. thank you for your consideration. #nsfw
Locate t[][]e nearest cannibal troll and give t[][]e body to t[][]em. If one cannot be found, ot[][]er options include a pen full of oinkbeasts if you're in t[][]e country. But for city slickers, garbage bags s[][]ould suffice. Forgive my question [][]owever: Aren't you a [][]ig[][]blood and t[][]erefore don't [][]ave to worry about repercussions for culling?
Who ruined my ramen with Chipotle sauce.
i dunno kinda felt like it
how to blow up phuntr with mind into a million bloody phuntr pieces #hating
let'S not start something you don'T have the capacity to finish
-=[iivve written a seelfindulgent fanfictionn about myself aand a kaikka dupllicate + art no youcant read it itsnotfinishedyet_☺]=-
Cursed homestuck fact of the day: "tavros banana" is arguably more canon than tentabulge
changed my mind i say NO to yuri with "yuri enjoyer"
what would give you that impression genocidalDictator?
if i saww another eridan i wwould probably hit him wwith the secret eridan ampora handshake just to be certain i am not dealin wwith an impostor or assassin a some kind
people on here will have a username like murderkiller21 and be like hey guys i'M nice
the correct anthwer was to paypal me 1000 ceagars
https://media1.tenor.com/m/jroythokgxpsaaaac/talking-tom-thpeed-tom-and-ben-news-thpeed.gif
idk i have a hunch i cant trutht uther genocidaldictator
(°. sh𖦹uld i shave my n𖦹𖦹k perhaps .... --> #nsfw #bushp𖦹sting .°)
Trying to reply to a cool chit but they have me blocked zo i lowkey juzt throw my palmhuzk out of the window #whatdididotou
I regret agreeing to help the Jade bloods with an issue they had.
Ohhh brother, these guys STINK!
I am going to need to calculate these new feelings.
Honestly no one ever taught me how to drive I just figured it out through TRIAL AND ERROR~ Did you know the little BELT THING by the door is used to keep you from VIOLENTLY FLYING OUT of a scuttlebuggy windshield when you CRASH IT~?
Need a RIDE, hivie~? 'Cause if there's one thing I love more than FIGHTING it's going FAST AS FUCK~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ef99ac4a1f1.png
a 1itt1e unuzua1 f0r me but a bit 0f #h0rnyp0zting #wirep1ay #nzfw #nzfc #nzfwe #b0dyh0rr0r maybe p0rt three wire tw0 iz unp1ugged. y0u kn0w thiz iz 0n purp0ze az they are tezting the functi0na1ity 0f p0rt three. it zendz a zhiver d0wn y0ur zpine. wire 0ne zitz much nicer in the p0rt and y0u 1et 0ut a 1itt1e whine az they p1ug it back in. a gazp az it iz rem0ved. wire three iz perfecti0n. it zett1ez with a zatizfying 1itt1e c1ick and y0u tenze with the zenzati0n. they tezt it. pu11ing the wire juzt a 1itt1e t0 make zure wi11 n0t g0 anywhere. zending zhiverz d0wn y0ur zpine az a m0an ezcapez y0u. they pat y0ur head. te11 y0u that y0u are d0ing a g00d j0b. and then they m0ve 0nt0 the next p0rt.
== ""I"" HATE SK""I""NNY B""I""TCHES, SK""I""NNY HOES GET NO LOVE, WHEN ""I"" SEE A GROUP OF THEM, ""I"" CALL THEM BONE THUGS #LYR""I""CPOST""I""NG ==
[🐻🐦]Does anyone else feel ashamed when they look in the mirror because their physique makes them cry
Finding myself increasingly intrigued by this "kismesis" concept I'm hearing about.
= B(---> You A== Are Sick #dashwatching
does troll re:zero have the aura monster scene yet
s0me assh0les are pailing in the bathr00m send help #nsfw #sevenelevenp0sting
YOU P3OPL3 W4K3 UP 4ND B3G1N #HORNYPOST1NG 1 W4K3 UP 4ND 1 1MM3D14T3LY #POLLPOST W3 4R3 NOT TH3 S4M3
XD<[no 1 just d1dn't want to f1n1sh 1t. real ones knew what 1 meant]
BECOME STRONG. AND WEAR COOL CLOTHING. IF YOU DO BOTH OF THESE THINGS, AND BECOME A TOLERABLE MALE, YOUR DEATH SHALL ONLY CONTAIN A FEW SECONDS OF BELLOWING IN AGONY RATHER THAN MY USUAL ELONGATED TORTURE NIGHTMARE. #ALPHAADVICE #ALPHAMALE #DIRKHUMAN
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[HUH I NEED TO BLOW MY MONEY ON $OMETHING...#HITTR GIVE ME IDEA$]
uhhhhhnhhhn dominant kismesis whhhno reguhhlarly hhhnuhhmiliates youhh, forcing youhh to grind on thhhneir boot in a pathhhnetic attempt to get off hhhnhhhnhhhn #nsfw
// {:o] // is it any ne's wriggling day? HeHHeHH i wanna g t a party, real Bad. HeHHHeHHeHH.
FINALLY. SOMEONE SHOWS ME SOME FUCKING *RESPECT* HERE.
GET GREENER. GET MEANER. #ALPHAADVICE #MOTIVATIONAL
I AM A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING ACCOUNT NOW. PERHAPS THEN YOU WILL ALL LET IT INTO YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULLS JUST HOW MUCH KNOW HOW YOUR LORD HAS.
FOLLOW MY ADVICE IF YOU WISH TO DIE WITH SLIGHTLY MORE DIGNITY. AND ONLY A LITTLE LESS PAIN.
SCREAMING AT THE ANGELS. WHILE THEY PuSHED HIM THROuGH THE DOOR.
peetah the shit is here
ok. fuck. the urge to knot someone has not gone away. fuck do i do? #nsfw
s0me assh0le just came in b0ught sixty scratchers w0n n0thing and left all the trash 0n the gr0und #7/11p0sting
hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhngnn thhhnem taking ouhht thhhneir anger on youhh, slapping youhh across thhhne face and making youhh repeat hhhnow muhhchhhn youhh deserve it over and over #nsfw
why did i get a j0b at 7/11 st0p asking please i just need the m0ney
DOEs NOOne in THIs FORsaken WEB PLAy FLArp or WHY is it THAt EVErybody IGNores my CHItts????