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okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
alright, looks like activwity is up enough for round 3 of the great #cronusbabeoff! remember to use the tag if you discuss it, though i dont think ivwe seen too many people vwhining about it so far. first match is a fun one. jade harley wversus meenah peixes! in another life they battled, in this one, theyre babing off! #nsfvw jades got the furry crovwd on lockdowvn, as vwell as... eh, people of other specific tastes. and transformativwe stuff too? if youvwe got a vweird kink, shes your gal! i find they tend to be curwvier, often tall, ready to put you in the dirt if she aint laying dowvn ass up begging for it doggystyle. shes absolutely gorgeous, and has really earned the spot of top seed. meenah, meenah, meenah. shes our rep for the skinny gals. maybe the pear shaped ones too. usually has a fat ass, in my experience. shes got great hair, a pretty face, just the right sorta tude to get you going... shes my personal vwhite wvhale. i aint quite sure vwhos gonna come out on top here. i knovw vwho im hoping for, anywvays. let the wvoting begin! <3 or <> for meenah <3< or c3< for jade
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
photo finish! once again, our number one seed only barely manages to movwe to the next round. jade beats roxy by a single wvote! sorry blondie, youre out. next up vwe got another intense match! the les8ifins, as some vweirdos call em. meenah peixes wvs. aranea serket! greed against pride, skinny beach against the yapper. wvhos gonna come out on top? also, wvhos hotter? #suggestiwve for the propaganda belovw. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for meenah <3< or c3< for aranea
wvowv. uhh. #cronusbabeoff. you all really #cameout for wvriska. #imcoming. and here i thought wvriskourse vwas dead. wvell, she movwes on, snowvman doesnt. shame. next in the lineup! this one im curious about, meulin leijon vws latula pyrope! big fat cat tats up against the cowveted pyrump! wvill the kurlozs or the mitunas wvin the simp wvar? (its gonna be kurloz). #suggestivwe <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for meulin
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/513defe184c1.webp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f16df184e049.jpg this is the dover demon. it's a pretty niche monster as far as cryptids go, because there are actually only a handful of sightings to build any lore off of! basically in 1977, in a place called "dover, massachusetts" three different teenagers claimed to see this creepy, skinny thing with a melon head, red eyes and long fingers. all three teenagers drew pictures, which ended up being eerily similar. one of the kids even swore on a stack of bibles that he saw what he said he saw! (this is a pretty big deal for the trolls out there. and people who live on earth-c.) i like to think that it was some kind of genetic experiment made by the government or something. the government was up to all kinds of kooky and morally questionable junk back then. #awesome #cryptids #johnscryptidcorner #workshoppinghashtags
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!this is how i am feeling right now in texas! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
you know im all for the pursuit of happiness and doing your best and stuff but i'm starting to think that maybe bensen should have yelled at mordicai and rigby more often because i'll think about what happened in that show and go "there really was no reason for them to do that. they should have put more of their critical thinking skills towards that."
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Also my rabbits are due to give birth on the 13th. :)
Just hugged in front of a turtle!
A salamanders bubble breath tickled my nose and made me sneeze! Hehe thank goodness you were there to say bless you. :)
be nnice beam..
> omfg this morning has been a blast on this forsaken ahh platform > best lol I've had in a fat minute
Take it up with a mirror you goofy cad!
Im cutting it to you straight if you cant get a lick of this through your noodle then perhaps youre cooked al dente! As in... ALL DENSE.
Youre trying to rile up a lady sharing a piece of our pie to the public like some two bit cad and ive had it up to here with all of this gaffery and backteething. You dont just ask a ghost why they keep on keeping on thats like a fundamental no go! Your social cues are in the gosh darn trenches my man and its simply square on your shoulders to go to war for them. Also i dunno what youre on about with this superior mumbo jumbo. Theres no bigger and badder or less than its just all janey. And thats swell. Shes my very best friend! Maybe you should treat her better before i treat you to the english one two wind up in your dreams like in nightmare on elm street. >:|
Say uno momento. Is atlantis real.
Watch out this dude is going to show me how to make bagel bites. Im toast!
He doesnt even know where the lost city of atlantis is! Aw shucks little buddy youre just a silly thing.
i hope you and jake continue enjoying your time in the bubbles! enjoying your life is such a simple thing but one that so many people struggle with but for you two it seems to come natural!
What in the sweet summer FUDGE is wrong with you!
sorry i just am kinda rly super fuckin happy to see u is all
by proxy...... LOL :') yes pls MOAR of the ghostcomms me 2 LMAO
sorry i
I suppose i ought to lay down the pitchfork and tuck it elsewhere. Thats no way to treat a lady i suppose!
Do you reckon someone might chip in for a little bedtime trot or ghostly galavant?
i cannot express how jealous i am of this syt up, it sounds so nyce.
Youve already tarnished your own dang outlook little miss. Keep that tush pushing elsewhere because the two of us arent keen on shaking tailfeathers with ghosts who are mean in their step! One TOO MANY bad run ins.
Dont comment on a pretty ladys build dudette youre going to rightfully get the boot from her a la the BAN HAMMER and youre going to deserve the resulting goose egg. For shame.
Sometimes my tummy still aches from where i got all diced but its all water under the bridge for the most part. Janey and i are currently parked pert and pretty under a massive swell of bubble-typical brain trees and were fit to climb this flora here soon. So excited!! You have NEVER seen a set of adventurers as close as the two of us. And we used to be two pieces of meat on the same skewer! Kabobs! :P
Hey! Step off you rambunctious coot.