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yeah, okay, guess i savw that coming. handmaid vwins! im looking forvward to the photoshoot for next rounds match. novw, up next in the great #cronusbabeoff... wvriska serket up against latula pyrope! wvould you beliewve it wvas really, really tough to find a pic of this duo? it wvas either this (#nsfwv btvw) or one vwhere they wvere shrinkwvrapped skinny. i think i made the right call. <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for vwriska
hmm. something oedipal happened here. the gardener, despite all odds, beats out mommy lalonde. smells fishy to me, but the numbers dont like. the next match up... wvho is this? ms. paint? i dont evwen... ah shit, i shouldwve picked the mail lady. vwhatewver. ms. paint! wversus... her imperious coddamn condescension herself. vwhos it gonna be this #cronusbabeoff? <3 or <> for ms. paint <3< or c3< for condy
sorry for the vwait folks. handmaid vwon, yippee! lovwe them megidos. next up, vwevwe got... feferi peixes wversus sootnose songbird. yep. thats the match-up scheduled for this one. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for sootnose <3< or c3< for feferi
i just cant stop being right. aradia megido beats off- i mean, beats out nepeta leijon wvith a clear vwictory. aradia movwes on ahead to face her fellowv maid in the next round. hot. #cronusbabeoff #nsfwv next match... i dunno about this one, actually. i vwouldnt evwen knovw vwhere to start wvhen it comes to comparing these twvo gals. terezi pyrope, the nose wvith the most, ovwner of the fabled pyrump, going up against the handmaid, the demoness, the thing that goes "hnn" in the night. novw, i aint planning on @-ing anybody in these, but this is gonna be the exception. one of twvo exceptions. @handmaid youre up buttercup. much as i vwanna smash lil rezi, im throvwing my hat in wvith you. <3 or <> for terezi pyrope <3< or c3< for the handmaid
in an incredible, but not totally unforeseen upset, jane has owvertaken porrim in the #cronusbabeoff, im sure in no small part thanks to her sycophantic goons (more like psychophantic, am i right ladies?) its not just that though, she can absolutely get it, you cant handle allat. porrim is eliminated, jane mowves on! next up, i genuinely havwe no idea vwhich wvay this one wvill go. nepeta leijon, the itty bitty kitty wvho could goes up against aradia megido, subject of chasers evwerywvhere. wvhos it gonna be? wvevwe got slutty examples of both these babes on-site, so im sure there are plenty of good memories thatll inspire some wvotes. #suggestivwe <3 or <> for nepeta leijon <3< or c3< for aradia megido
okay, #cronusbabeoff match concluded. did any of us expect any differently? no one really cares about the olds, despite evweryone saying they go gaga owver milwves. if you sawv the milwves im interested in youd puke. so yeah, redglare out, meenah mowves forwvards! next match! aranea serket vws. the dolorosa! mindfang barely lost out her last match, can her beforan counterpart pull it off wvith that sexy librarian look? or vwill dolorosa of the dolorosa-wvhore complex (i find it quite simple, actually) be able to charm the chitizens wvith her, uhh... stunning personality! vwote belovw, wvhos hot, vwhos not? #suggestivwe <3 or <> for the dolorosa <3< or c3< for aranea serket
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
next up in the #cronusbabeoff bracket! vwe hawve captain mindfang herself, swvashbuckling babe and all around badass, against roxy lalonde, the bottle blonde vwith brains, usually. these tvwo are closely matched, assuming my ancestor scale is accurate, anyvways. lets let it rip, wvhos hotter and vwhos notter? <3 or <> for mindfang <3< or c3< for roxy
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/513defe184c1.webp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f16df184e049.jpg this is the dover demon. it's a pretty niche monster as far as cryptids go, because there are actually only a handful of sightings to build any lore off of! basically in 1977, in a place called "dover, massachusetts" three different teenagers claimed to see this creepy, skinny thing with a melon head, red eyes and long fingers. all three teenagers drew pictures, which ended up being eerily similar. one of the kids even swore on a stack of bibles that he saw what he said he saw! (this is a pretty big deal for the trolls out there. and people who live on earth-c.) i like to think that it was some kind of genetic experiment made by the government or something. the government was up to all kinds of kooky and morally questionable junk back then. #awesome #cryptids #johnscryptidcorner #workshoppinghashtags
- I amm pleased to have been of service. ※ PROPOSAL: Spying won't be necessary in this case. I'll send you a link to mmy online calendar. Fromm there, you can self-select a consultation timme with mme at our Old Friendnesty location. - calendal.ly/u=HelpmmeetHandling
※ NOTICE: Good evening. That would be "La-Di-Da-Di," by one Troll Doug E. Fresh and his Get Fresh Crew. - Hope this Helps.
(V)(',,')(V) lodi dodi snoop dogg lolol
!this is how i am feeling right now in texas! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Just hugged in front of a turtle!
A salamanders bubble breath tickled my nose and made me sneeze! Hehe thank goodness you were there to say bless you. :)
Take it up with a mirror you goofy cad!
Im cutting it to you straight if you cant get a lick of this through your noodle then perhaps youre cooked al dente! As in... ALL DENSE.
Youre trying to rile up a lady sharing a piece of our pie to the public like some two bit cad and ive had it up to here with all of this gaffery and backteething. You dont just ask a ghost why they keep on keeping on thats like a fundamental no go! Your social cues are in the gosh darn trenches my man and its simply square on your shoulders to go to war for them. Also i dunno what youre on about with this superior mumbo jumbo. Theres no bigger and badder or less than its just all janey. And thats swell. Shes my very best friend! Maybe you should treat her better before i treat you to the english one two wind up in your dreams like in nightmare on elm street. >:|
Say uno momento. Is atlantis real.
Watch out this dude is going to show me how to make bagel bites. Im toast!
He doesnt even know where the lost city of atlantis is! Aw shucks little buddy youre just a silly thing.
i hope you and jake continue enjoying your time in the bubbles! enjoying your life is such a simple thing but one that so many people struggle with but for you two it seems to come natural!
What in the sweet summer FUDGE is wrong with you!
sorry i just am kinda rly super fuckin happy to see u is all
I suppose i ought to lay down the pitchfork and tuck it elsewhere. Thats no way to treat a lady i suppose!
Youve already tarnished your own dang outlook little miss. Keep that tush pushing elsewhere because the two of us arent keen on shaking tailfeathers with ghosts who are mean in their step! One TOO MANY bad run ins.
Dont comment on a pretty ladys build dudette youre going to rightfully get the boot from her a la the BAN HAMMER and youre going to deserve the resulting goose egg. For shame.
Sometimes my tummy still aches from where i got all diced but its all water under the bridge for the most part. Janey and i are currently parked pert and pretty under a massive swell of bubble-typical brain trees and were fit to climb this flora here soon. So excited!! You have NEVER seen a set of adventurers as close as the two of us. And we used to be two pieces of meat on the same skewer! Kabobs! :P
Hey! Step off you rambunctious coot.
none of u could even handle #MyAmulet u litrally could not even summon #TheUnbiddenOne for her #ButICould #SoImGonna