Kanaya Maryam

@centaursPeripherals[CP]

D--> It was not all bad. I mean, a lot of it was. But not all of it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @centaursPeripherals[CP]

I Do Regret That We Did Not Talk More Than We Did I Hope We Can Make Up For That Now ♡

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

Equius Zahhak

@centaursPeripherals[CP]

D--> .....I have a proposition that is more than a little embarrassing which I would like to share with you...if I had your permission.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @centaursPeripherals[CP]

Of Course You Do My Dear, I Am Listening

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Jade Harley

@gardenGnotic[GG]

i'm always here to help when i'm needed yknow :B

I See It Is #nsfw Time Whatever Shall I Post

#nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< whatefur mew want :33

Good Morning My Lovelies I Do Wish I Could Have Attended The Masquerade But Duty Calls I Suppose How Was It

Kult: +42

Kull: +25

Total: 67

Ratio: 1.68

woulda been niCe to see ya - or uh, 'see' ya there ma'am! i'm in 6reat spirits this mornin', i hope ya are too!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @packageHandler[PH]

It Would Have Truly Been Spectacular Ha Ha Perhaps Next Time Thank You And I Am Doing Quite Well This Morning The Illness Seems To Have Passed

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

6ood! hope it Clears up entirely soon, ma'am. Can't have someone kind as ya feelin' rotten!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @packageHandler[PH]

Thank You So Much Ha Ha

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

anytime!~ ^◡^

Good Morning My Dears How Are We Faring

Kult: +144

Kull: +115

Total: 259

Ratio: 1.25

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

Blithe Seryam

@sleepyGhosthunter[SG]

Yes, With His Usual, Me And Another May Have Resorted To Mocking Him, And I Can't Deny It Is Quite Fun To 8e Honest.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @adminisTraitor[AT]

I Will Be Waiting For You When You Return Dearest

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

thank ya kindly for yer words, ma'am. mi6ht be one of the sweeter folks on here.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @packageHandler[PH]

I Do Try My Best ♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

dare say that yer best is more than enou6h. ^◡^ ♥

The Insufferable

@consultingGoodness[CG]

TW f9r #chr9n9n9rmativity (n9t every9ne experiences time at the same rate 9r state as 9thers; it is n9t m9rning f9r every9ne.) 6esides that, I am acclimating well t9 using this we6site. I have many essays in the w9rks which I am certain every9ne will 6e excited t9 read. [Genuine statement.]

#chrononormativity

Kult: +5

Total: 5

desiccated

↩ @consultingGoodness[CG]

You Know You Actually Have Piqued My Interest Dear I Look Forward To It

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

The Insufferable

@consultingGoodness[CG]

Really? Y9u d9? I mean, 9f c9urse y9u d9. Y9u always struck me as 9ne 9f the wiser 9f y9ur peers (n9t that I mean t9 assume y9ur 9r their wisenesses, 9f c9urse, in this 9r any incarnati9n). I will make sure t9 put y9u 9n my mailing list.

↩ @consultingGoodness[CG]

I Will Be Waiting For It With Bated Breath

I Am Playing A "dress Up Game" It Is Quite Fun

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

oooh i used to love those!

Good Evening Chittr I Trust All Is Well

Kult: +85

Kull: +55

Total: 140

Ratio: 1.55

↩ @gardenPupstic[GP]

I Am Glad That You Are

Kult: +5

Total: 5

had a doozy of a day!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

I Pray You Mean This In A Good Way My Dear ♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

doin' all i Can to keep on keepin' on.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @packageHandler[PH]

If There Is Anything At All I May Do To Assist Please Do Not Hesitate To Reach Out

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

mostly!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

i'll letCha know, ma'am.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

Jade Barkley

@gardenPupstic[GP]

that makes one of us

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

That Is What I Like To Hear Then ♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

hahaha fuck.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I Am Now Aware Happy Yuri Day To All Of You Beautiful Women ♡ #yuriday

#yuriday

Kult: +30

Total: 30

What Is This Yuri Day I Am Hearing Of

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

6irls that like 6irls are 6ettin' Celebrated! ^◡^

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Eridan Ampora

@contemporateAffeminate[CA]

It tis the day of Yuri

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @packageHandler[PH]

Oh What A Positively Spectacular Holiday ♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @contemporateAffeminate[CA]

I Am Celebrating This Day Happily

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

Eridan Ampora

@contemporateAffeminate[CA]

You and me both

Kult: +10

Total: 10

So Sorry I Have Been Inactive I Have Received News That An Illness Has Spread To Some Of The Wigglers As Well As One Of My Matrons And The Janice

Kult: +6

Total: 6

Gu Insists I Tell Everyone That We Have Gone For Frozen Lusus Milk As I Thought They Deserved A Treat

Kult: +70

Kull: +45

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.56

The Eyes On The Treat Are Disturbing Me

Kult: +2

Total: 2

sТТay sТТr[]ng m[]ТТ]-[er

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

yeah thats why y0u eat them first

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @adminisTraitor[AT]

Thank You My Dear I Most Certainly Will

I Ended Up Eating All Of Them As They Were Much Too Chewy For The Wigglers

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

0f course. just can't risk these things. n0 matter how g0ey or delici0us

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Exactly I Am Simply Glad They Did Not Mind Save For A Few Complaints And It Was Quite Delicious Perhaps I Could Offer You Some At Some Point

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

im sure y0u bore the burden with steel and p0ise. i could make time f0r a spo0nful if youre 0ffering. i may have addicted my other friend kn tw0 a game that's part janitor simulat0r part cosmic h0rror and have sadly lost her c0mpany awhile.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

I Would Most Certainly Love To Spend That Time With You And That Does Sound Quite Interesting I Do Not Blame Her

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Good Evening Slash Morning Chittr I Do Not Have Very Long But It Is A Pleasure As Always To Be Here

Kult: +55

Kull: +40

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.38

SCP-173

@peaNut[PN]

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Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @peaNut[PN]

I Trust Your Day Is Going Well Peanut

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

SCP-173

@peaNut[PN]

⠀

wel[[]me ba[]{

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @adminisTraitor[AT]

Thank You Very Much My Dear

Kult: +5

Total: 5

good morning kanaya!

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

Good Morning Sweetheart ♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Alright My Dears The Time Has Come For Us To Rest So Good Night From Me And The Few Grubs Who Are Still Awake And Demanding To Speak Who I Will Abbreviate To Gu Ve Ir Mi And Fl We All Wish You A Pleasant Night And Or Light ♡

Kult: +32

Kull: +10

Total: 42

Ratio: 3.20

sleep well d[]n'ТТ leТТ grubs misbe]-[ave during resТТ ]-[[]urs

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @adminisTraitor[AT]

Ha Ha I Most Certainly Will Not They Know What Should Happen Otherwise

The Grubs Want So Badly To Be Known On This Website My Goodness They Are Demanding Their Names Be Published But I Am Unsure If That Is Wise

Kult: +69

Kull: +60

Total: 129

Ratio: 1.15

↩ @adiosToreador[AT]

Tavros I Have The Same Worry But I Do Not See How It Would Be "doxxing" Considering Everyone Knows My Name And Where We Are

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @pitilessDispatch[PD]

Oh Like The First Two Letters Of Their Names That Is Brilliant

Kult: +5

Total: 5

c0uld do what the ten th0usand of them d0 and go by am0unt. everyone giving their 0ffspring unlimited internet access these days smh.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

I Am Most Certainly Not Giving Them Internet Access Themselves They Will Speak Through Me Until They Hit A Proper Age

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Harassment Consort

@naknakGodhead[NG]

youre turning them into microcelebrities

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @naknakGodhead[NG]

They Might As Well Be With How Noisy They Are Ha Ha

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

Harassment Consort

@naknakGodhead[NG]

soon enough theyll be turning into marketable plushies nak nak nak nak they grow up so fast...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @naknakGodhead[NG]

Oh My Goodness That Would Be So So So Cute What A Terrific Idea

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

Harassment Consort

@naknakGodhead[NG]

if you find the captcha code for one of them let me know i can make infinite of them for free naknaknaknak

↩ @naknakGodhead[NG]

I Am Unsure What Exactly That Means But I Will Be On The Lookout

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Why Has The Milk Man Blocked Me

Kult: +84

Kull: +65

Total: 149

Ratio: 1.29

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

Crazed David

@insaneBotanist[IB]

gRoObLe!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Well I Suppose In A Way I Do Deliver Milk But It Is Not Exactly A Business

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

even if it's charity if it's a big en0ugh operati0n that's still competition right?

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Sollux I Do Not Quite Know How To Answer This In A Way That Is Not #suggestive In A Motherly Way

#suggestive

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

kn i can read the pr0file primer fine lol. y0u would n0t be the first maryam i knew who sprung a damn leak. i'm f0cused on the practicalities here whether they inv0lve your rumblespheres 0r not. maybe the milkman is simply a c0ward?

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Perhaps He Is As I Have Never Given Milk To Any Troll Or Human That Was Not A Grub It Is A Shame Though I Was Planning On Weaning Them Quite Soon

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

saddens me tw0 see perfectly go0d opp0rtunities go t0 waste. their loss. fr0m the other maryam i th0ught grubs were more intw0 the sludge and or sl0p than dairy products.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

That Is When They Come From The Mother Grub It Is A Bit Different When They Come From The Clutch Of Another Troll However They Do Very Much Like To Catch And Eat Bugs

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

ahh. heard 0f such things but not seen it 0ut so tw0 speak. guess that makes more sense. including the last bit. grubs g0t to eat. g0t two earn supper.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

It Is Impressive To Watch Them Learn And Grow On Their Own Surely ♡

Kult: +7

Total: 7

The Grubs Keep Bringing Me Pieces Of Paper With Horrific Symbols On Them What Am I Meant To Do With These And What Is The Best Course Of Action In Protecting Them

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

slenderman

@slenderMan[SM]

1/8 You have 3 minutes #slenderhour

#slenderhour

↩ @slenderMan[SM]

Oh Is There 8 Of Them In Total I Have Every One Of Them

The Song Dear Megido Recommended To Me Truly Did Strike A Cord In Reminding Me Of An Old Flame Long Died Out Props To Her For That

Kult: +14

Total: 14

I Have Gotten The Majority Of My Grubs To Fall Asleep Now It Seems All They Wanted Was To Curl Up On My Chest And Lap Which I Have No Qualms With However I Will Now Be Going To Sleep As Well For The Few Hours I Can Obtain #motherduties

#motherduties

Kult: +29

Kull: +10

Total: 39

Ratio: 2.90

sleep well ma]{e sure b[]ТТ]-[ y[]u and ТТ]-[e grubs are [[]mf[]rТТable sleeping all ТТwisТТed and benТТ su[]{s

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @adminisTraitor[AT]

Ha Ha Don't I Know It Thank You My Dear I Will Rest Quite Well

The Grubs Are Quite Rowdy Tonight I Am Attempting To Wrestle Them All To Bed But This Clutch Was Significantly Large And They Are Difficult To Wrangle #motherduties

#motherduties

Kult: +77

Kull: +35

Total: 112

Ratio: 2.20

KARKAT VANTAS

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

YOU ARE A FUCKING ANGEL FOR DEALING WITH THAT SHIT, MARYAM.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

I Love Each And Every One Of Them And I Would Not Have It Any Other Way ♡

Kult: +7

Total: 7

[[]nsider giving ТТ]-[em s[][]ТТ]-[ing ТТ[]ys in my e}{perien[e grubs l[]ve raТТТТling ТТ]-[ings

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @adminisTraitor[AT]

Many Of Them Have Such Toys But The Noise Disturbs Those Who Are Already Sleeping I Have Taken The Liberty Of Finding Them Chew Toys However It Seems To Settle Them Down Nicely

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Dave Strider

@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

use that big skirt of yours and scoop em

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @turnaroundGodtech[TG]

This Is A Terrific Idea And I Do At Times Use This Function Ha Ha However It Is Not Good At Keeping Them Down

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

Dave Strider

@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

weighted blankets

The Headcanon Bot Is Very Fascinating It Is Too Bad I Do Not Have A Single Thought To Give To It

Kult: +91

Kull: +82

Total: 173

Ratio: 1.11

↩ @percussiveInjury[PI]

It Is Perfectly Alright Dear I Hold No Ill Feelings Towards You

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carmineGnosiology[CG]

Kankri My Dear Perhaps You Should Be Telling The Bot Themself How You Feel

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

Kankri V.