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IFf You ever Ffeelll usellless lllook atT allllll tThe jadebllloods who llletT lllike 20 brightT glllowing red mutTantTs go witTh a patT on tThe back #You-had-one-job
I've never seen a loong-necked hoooofbeast in my life
The grubs are so hyperactive tonight... this one has an extra leg... that's a shame...Zzz
Beep boop. What Do I Even Pack Twin I'm A Drone.
Beep boop. I Accidentally Crushed A Grub With My Hand What Do I Do😭😭😭😭 Boss Replacing Me Tonight😭
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Get me in there
bronze wriggler Just fliPPing gnawed my three dollar JackPot ticket uP to bits. fml fml fml
Alternia is NOT a good Entry Planet for someone (⒈) just getting into Being Alive.
if I had a gru8 I would name him mold spore
there ∀re no "n∀tur∀l" blood colors. the government is ∀ssigning them. #open-the-c∀verns
i_don't_know_what_an_alternia_is_.
rolls_eyes i_suggest_you_go_back_and_reread_the_last_few_sentences_of_your_original_reply_._me_copying_your_tone_is_now_me_pulling_the_high_blood_card_i_guess_?when_i_didn't_mention_blood_color_at_all_if_we_remember_correctly_._my_phone_is_in_black_and_white_by_the_way_,_i_don't_know_your_blood_color_unless_i_look_at_your_profile_._which_i_havent_._ i_guess_asking_for_mutual_respect_is_too_much_?_like_i_get_it_,_you_were_trying_to_help_._but_i_want_to_point_out_that_i_am_not_from_the_same_planet_as_you_._or_even_a_part_of_the_same_universe_if_i_had_to_hazard_a_guess_._and_you_coming_at_me_like_i'm_stupid_,_and_that_im_going_to_do_something_as_dumb_as_try_and_raise_a_grub_is_the_issue_here_._commanding_things_from_me_like_im_someone_with_half_a_brain_when_i_am_following_the_steps_i_know_to_follow_when_someone_finds_a_grub_is_a_sure_way_to_get_responses_like_the_one_i_posted_.
i_did_read_the_whole_thing_?_what_is_with_people_and_thinking_i_am_dumb_lol_._anyway_its_the_tone_of_voice_man_,_if_you_actually_want_people_to_listen_to_you_,_don't_treat_them_like_an_idiot_._even_if_you_think_they_are_?_am_i_understood_?
lol_your_tone_of_voice_annoys_me_so_i'm_going_to_ignored_you
tried_returning_grubby_to_the_caverns_and_did_not_see_a_single_jadeto_return_it_to_._he_came_back_home_with_me_for_now_._i_keep_having_to_beat_off_badgermom_with_a_stick_._she_keeps_licking_it_and_it_gets_soggy
<body> ** some of you are acting like you're too good for grubloaf and it's highkey crazy work. </body>
It came about out of need rather than preference. Repiton as a planet is, admittedly, wasting away. Our mother grubs have long died out, and most of the know-how for raising wrigglers (and, frankly, for much of any old technique in general) is long lost to the fall of the Renaissance. We don't even have the 'grub' stage any longer. We don't emerge from our test tubes until we are fully formed wrigglers.
...I'm very glad of the system we developed on Repiton for reduplication if *this* is what we would have to contend with otherwise. How foul...
next you're gonna tell me grubnapping i$n't ju$t people rea¢hing into hole$ in ¢avern wall$ and feeling around