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so glad i’m not the dave that fumbled karkat you gotta be out of your fucking mind man #nsfw #red #redquad #quad
I can make you work for it if I'm in the right mood but I'm sure you won't even break a sweat you beautiful thing you. Do you want to try me out~?
hello evverypony! i hope evveryone's day started off flippin gorgeous. here's howw i wwoke up- wwith my bestest buddy right in my face! don't be jealous of his wwhiskers..... he just #wwokeuplikethis! followw me for more fun lusus updates! #zoology #furryfriends #mornings #sealsneedcoffeetoo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c129f34f9ce6.png
(• - •) Hoodie. https://i.imgur.com/GhZOQHF.png ⚘
"are you sure?" you murmur nervously "go for it" your hands carefully travel up through his hair, reaching up to slowly press into the base of his horns. you watch with attentive eyes as a flush moves over his cheeks "y/n..." "h-... h-huh?" "keep going and youre gonna make me purr" (tags: hornplay, purring, #nsfw, overstim, unexpected softness, vague quad, unlisted quad, fluff, archive rating: T)
th⚘s place ⚘s so terr⚘fy⚘ng somet⚘mes
need a bf 2 call dumb idiot and cheat on #joke #to quote calibrn, its drak humkr
1M SO T1R3D 1 COUL
as a broad note to anyone that wants to flirt with this former empress: my anaconda dont want none unless you got fish puns
im tryna keep up to date on all you lil demicods even if ya aint the ones in my physical verse
Omc! Omc! OMC!!!! My ANC--ESTOR followed me! !!!!! 380!!!
[|||] i need to log this thing in on my palmhusk,,, not always in my block,,,
quadsmearifn is wht i call it whn i drnk n drive #substance #imsoberiprommy #THISISAJOKE
just rem11nd11ng y0u all that mustardbl00d 11s a slur..
Everyōne shōuld check ōut the pōōl this summer! #nsfw https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled252_20260314184441.png
Here at the Harbingers of the Alpocalypse, we have Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!
PLEASE. SEND. HELP. I AM TOO POWERFuL TO DIE ALONE. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/her.gif
https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/01530.png Attention all Harbingers of Doom! The alpocalypse must be delayed by just a couple of cycles. But trust me, once you get a look at all this stuff, you'll really get why we're doing it, and trust me! You'll all be paid your dues.