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@itsDirk — #fetish

Been informed by some fuck that knows something about time: this last #VoreDay commission is going to take a second... but for y'all, it'll be posted day-of like it never got done late. Probably by editing this innocuous post. So. Nothing today, except it will be something today. In the future, but in the past. Whatever. I don't do this time schtick. Watch this chitt for updates later, or don't. Tagged with what will come to pass, and was always here.

Kult: +27
Kull: +2
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Ratio: 13.50

See, I believe in everyone having the opportunity to enter the playspace as they please. No strings attached. Or disengaging from it. Which is no-balls behavior. But acceptable. Which is why I'm giving this information out, freely. Gentlethem, if that dude's just absolutely slopping the shit out of your toes: use Anti-Chew Furniture Spray for Dogs. Doesn't smell like anything, goes on clear, and the dog-muncher will regret everything on first contact.

Kult: +32
Kull: +2
Total: 34
Ratio: 16.00

Merry #VoreDay the Second. Today's illustration is following that classic tradition: 8th of August — The Eating. Our commissioner is, of course, anonymous. But, below is a missive promptly scrambled by Junior to enforce non-identity. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Bitch. I know you're going to somehow alter the bounds of my plans. Probably add a section in about your dumb victorious grin and ill-gotten victory. But I always will account for your bullshit. So I ordered three frames. XD Sucker. Now you look like you're enjoying the loss. Does ki...Read more

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Ratio: 4.95

Sneekpeak. For the real #mawposting masses. Permission granted by my lost-in-time benefactor. Ain't that neat.

Kult: +32
Kull: +4
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Ratio: 8.00

Merry #VoreDay the First, to the enlightened. Theme of today's illustrative clash is, naturally, in line with the holiday: 7th of August — The Eater. Our commissioner would like to remain anonymous. Aside from a small, Junior-dequirked message to a very unlucky victim, which follows. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Having glimpsed my unenviable fate in the certain future, I would like to exercise some small control over the here and the now and the torment to come. This will be finished at just the right moment to make him furious. Crazy. But hey. An artist has ...Read more

Kult: +151
Kull: +124
Total: 275
Ratio: 1.22

To everyone hating on my #vore chitt. You will not survive the belly. Fucking sad, but I've done all I could to prepare you for the looming maw. May you find peace in the swallow yet to come.

Kult: +40
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Anyone else stoked about #voreday. Or, vore day►s◄ if we're being honest. Around here, the trifecta gets the full celebration. 7-8-9, a dirty little classic. A three-part solution to eater, eating, and eaten enthusiasts. So. Plans?

Kult: +66
Kull: +40
Total: 106
Ratio: 1.65