♦ pitied by @jellyGutz
BREAKING NEWS: A very interesting and 100% true new story: MEDIUMS AND SCIENTIFICS SAY THAT USING THE BUG ZAPPER ON YOUR SLUG WILL GIVE YOU 100 MORE SWEEPS TO LIVE! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: People that throw parties are just lonely attention seekers, don't trust them! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
fuck. 💦💦💦
Min0r fuckin9 spellin9 mist4kes 4re 90nn4 kill me m4n...

8ulgy wants 8oing 8oing!!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!! I mean, I did warn y'all that it was coming! ::::)
wwhale ivve nevver seen yours before.

I think someone with the phattest ass imagina8le ker-plooshing that 8ooty on my face would quell the 8oredom. A lad could dream right now, siiiiiiiigh.
D--->Having such a vulger mutant b100d command me around is rather...e%quisite. #nsfw
you arent the one that has to put up with him…
9ver the past few days. I have c9me t9 unf9rtunately realize that 6ef9ran culling culture isn't what I remem6ered it as. Atleast n9t with my experience 6eing culled.
Every p9st y9u make. It's making me feel 6adder. Makes me wish y9u c9uld 9f lived like he did. #vaguep9sting
....I want t9 resp9nd t9 him 6ut. G99dness. I d9n't kn9w if I sh9uld. I feel 6ad... #vaguep9sting

ugh FUCK this headache ):< pr☀︎bably had t☀︎ recalibrate my g☀︎ddamn eye again ughhhhh #id☀︎ntregretbec☀︎mingahellac☀︎☀︎lcyb☀︎rg #buts☀︎metimesitgetscl☀︎se >:////



