♣ mediated by @lightofDemocracy
OHHH MY GOSH SER!!!!!
She's a looker and a half!
So @lightofDemocracy is kinda a baddie huh.

oh my gog

:33< MEOW CUTE!!!

whoa ho ho! what a lu(k7 date!
Ser! Hi. Don't worry about it okay? It's taken care of enough for now and I don't need you freakin out about lil old me. You've got enough on your plate.
(( WRONG /silly ))

ALLIES???????????

I watched both a Dersite and Prospition fall to the same blade, seconds apart. I saw no difference.
Now that I don't know about. Im just an attendee and friend of Serenity's, Miss Snowman. Why would the bulls tell me jack?
Can'tcha read? He was found dead in his car. Why would a guy working security inside know anythin' about that?

Saw that little Felt dude land a nasty kick on a security's guard nuts. This gala kinda rules, actually. #midnightcitygala

Party's over. Except for a few stragglers, I think. But hey, shit kind of rocked, so I'm not complaining. Shoutout to @lightofDemocracy for hosting the whole thing, and for not revoking my invite after my initial Chitt about starting shit at the gala. Pretty sure most people probably would. And a not-quite-as-respectable shoutout to @itChy. Dude may have crashed the party, but I gotta admit, it was entertaining as fuck.

I know I am going to sound deeply sarcastic when I say my next sentence, and for that I do apologize. But you would actually enjoy that more than you could know.

there could be lots of cool stuff. to steal at the gala

Just a little attempt. As a treat.

I thought you were cool. Besides, we can always just take the fights outside. But fine, I guess. We can be lame.

Trollbama's about to get the shit beaten out of him at the Gala. I feel like I'm missing out. Who wants to host #fightnight at the Gala tomorrow.
@LIGHTOFDEMOCRACY CAN I COME IF I PROMISE TA BE POLITE AND LOOK NICE

issat w)(y you friended me out of t)(e blue im corpo minded. but in my kindom i am t)(e SOL-----E RUL-----ER. no rules of engagement. my ass sits on t)(e t)(rone, period, full stop. t)(at bein said, if youre interested in t)(e ot)(er corporate entites underneat)( me... go rig)(t a)(ead.

concept: being held with your legs wrapped around their waist feeling their psionics forcing your arms to stay wrapped tight around their neck "you ready?" they say with a smug grin "ready for what?" you laugh back nervously they push your hips harder against theirs from below you feel the squirming of not one but two bulges writhing impatiently oh they werent lying "two perfectly fuckable holes" they mumur against your ear "and ill be using them both" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #rankworks, DP, bifurcated, #nsfw, psionicplay, arrogant partner, experienced partner, single partner DP, archive rating: E)
TOO BUSY FOR THIS SHIT BUT GOOD LUCK CONTESTANTS MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR QUADRANT BEGIN KILLING #matespritisland

#NeedThat

Oh heavens to motherfucking Betsy; is THIS the mollycoddling language the people are using by the tips of their metaphorical toes? Just call me fat at that point.

HOLD A MOMENT. I've only just recalled an inquiry I have been toting from several days ago. WHAT is a chubby chaser. <:| #nsfw I presume.

Ignoring the actual English. That Morse is very interesting!

Your text flashbanged me and now my eyes are sad.




