♦ pitied by @lightofDemocracy
◌ I may as well be posting a picture of myself in my briefs every single night I log on here, the way this site has it in for me. ⧂
Ayo this is dave posting on my dad's behalf. so like he mad, but give him a day or something. i'll be dropping my raps here when he's not paying attention tho. i mean broseph. line from my brobama rap btw Yeah This is that warm-light, late-night, skyline kind of story Not the kind they write, the kind they live verse 1 My bro walked in, the Sun on his shoulders Illuminating the room Jokes in the air turned the room into a crowd Of inside laughs, only they get to hold up [end the sneak peek] still tweaking this shit but #brobama shit 😎😎😎
you kinda are a baddie t)(o you gotta own up to t)(at
OHHH MY GOSH SER!!!!!
A baddie is someone with a 'bad body'. As in a very hot body. He's calling you hot. #suggestive?
She's a looker and a half!
Me and my big mouth.
Ser! Hi. Don't worry about it okay? It's taken care of enough for now and I don't need you freakin out about lil old me. You've got enough on your plate.
c< tHat.... yeaH, NO, tHat sucKs ass >c
Sorry, are the ultra wealthy offering to bribe you in order to avoid paying rent on their properties?
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ALLIES???????????
Now that I don't know about. Im just an attendee and friend of Serenity's, Miss Snowman. Why would the bulls tell me jack?
Can'tcha read? He was found dead in his car. Why would a guy working security inside know anythin' about that?
chittr stop burying important shit challenge
Another Mayor taken. Another void left in his place. And people question my pursuit. Understand how you feel now. That is what leads me to chase.
The Mayor of the city? That is terrible.
Oh, dear!!! Tha's awful!
whoa hol7 shit
Party's over. Except for a few stragglers, I think. But hey, shit kind of rocked, so I'm not complaining. Shoutout to @lightofDemocracy for hosting the whole thing, and for not revoking my invite after my initial Chitt about starting shit at the gala. Pretty sure most people probably would. And a not-quite-as-respectable shoutout to @itChy. Dude may have crashed the party, but I gotta admit, it was entertaining as fuck.
((Ah okay so it did send my first reply lovely not embarrassing at all!
Huh? Oh. Just fine! It's a webbedsite issue!!
It's gonna be fine in the end, but there will most likely be a murder. Or a bomb. Or Caliborn.
well i donnt thinnk. annyonne should lie to you but it will be ok. try your best to be happy
I'm U$u@77y Very Excited @bout Form@7 Event$. But Unfortun@te7y I H@d @ Gig@ntic Re$tor@tion Project Dropped Into My 7@p @nd The Work Invo7ved... We77 I Ju$t Don't Think T@king Time Off It I$ Wi$e, I$ @77
(They also would just do that regardless, to be fair.)
∘☽ I think it's also a by product of this event suddenly gaining lots of traction despite it having been a few days since its inception. ☾∘
I think you didn't do great at advertising it. That's okay, it's your first gala, you'll get the next one.
I know I am going to sound deeply sarcastic when I say my next sentence, and for that I do apologize. But you would actually enjoy that more than you could know.
No, no, no. I am trying to set up an assassination attempt of shots. I do NOT want a fight night at the gala—that could ruin Miss Serenity’s event she worked so hard for.
how does this keep happening?
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ah shit formal wear requirement might get my ass more than forgetting
Shit, I just realized. I've only got today to make an outfit for the gala. My wardrobe doesn't have any goddamn formal wear.
Things happening in my life enough already!!!!
You can come to Earth-C and stand in the DoD lab while Broseph works if that would help ease the pain during this time. I understand.
That! Is absolutely untrue! No matter how many incredibly tight pencil skirts you wear!
It took many, many years of progress to get this far. If it was like... 50 years ago? not remotely. unless you were a specific category of human. I won't get into it cause that's not a conversation im willing to have right now. Since there is still discrimination.
I wouldn't have taken one, but there's only so much you can do when you fall asleep on the floor in the middle of a your lab.
HEY DAVE'S TRYING TO SUBMIT A RESPONSE BUT YOU SET IT TO WHERE TWO RESPONSES CAN'T COME FROM ONE ACCOUNT... CAN YOU FIX THAT?
lookslike #mypaste! i love eating paste.
puts "democracy" in their tag and then fellates a tyrants bullge over peoplle who were mean to her on chittr. embarrasin.
HEY.
concept: being held with your legs wrapped around their waist feeling their psionics forcing your arms to stay wrapped tight around their neck "you ready?" they say with a smug grin "ready for what?" you laugh back nervously they push your hips harder against theirs from below you feel the squirming of not one but two bulges writhing impatiently oh they werent lying "two perfectly fuckable holes" they mumur against your ear "and ill be using them both" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #rankworks, DP, bifurcated, #nsfw, psionicplay, arrogant partner, experienced partner, single partner DP, archive rating: E)
TOO BUSY FOR THIS SHIT BUT GOOD LUCK CONTESTANTS MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR QUADRANT BEGIN KILLING #matespritisland
Oh heavens to motherfucking Betsy; is THIS the mollycoddling language the people are using by the tips of their metaphorical toes? Just call me fat at that point.
HOLD A MOMENT. I've only just recalled an inquiry I have been toting from several days ago. WHAT is a chubby chaser. <:| #nsfw I presume.
Ignoring the actual English. That Morse is very interesting!
Your text flashbanged me and now my eyes are sad.