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We need to give roombas knives.
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PINKIE. NOT MINE. MIND. I RIPPED IT OFF OF SOMEONE. YOu CAN KEEP IT. IF YOu LIKE.
I apologize, I have a crippling case of the Monday blues. Rest assured, I take my duties as professionally as possible, which can be vouched by everyone in the administration and our constituents. Let me be very clear, sir. Mr. Born is nothing short of a threat to all existence, and giving him any more power than he already has will inequivocally spell doom for everyone. Every. Single. One.
OH. OH. OH. YOuR WOMAN SELF TOLD ME ABOuT THIS PART. HALE YOu SHOuLS ABSOLuTELY ACCEPT. YOu HAVE SOMETHING WICKED PLANNED FOR THIS. MY NuM-NuMS ARE RIGID HARD.
DID THAT RuIN IT FOR YOu? SPOILERS. OF GOOD TIMES. CANNOT BE THAT EASY. TO CROP uP. GET OVER THE YOuRSELF. YOu HAVE YET TO BE. SAXTON. I WAS A GIRL ONCE. THEN I GOT BETTER.
WE SPOKE OuT OF CHRONOLOGY. YOu WERE ACTuALLY A FRAIL NINNY. OF WOMALY CONSTITuTION. SOME HISSY FIT THROWING MISSY. I DIDN’T REALLY GET IT. SOMETHING. TIMEY. WORMY. DIDN’T REALLY LISTEN WHEN THE WOMAN STARTED SPEAKING. BuT SHE MADE A COMPELLING ARGuMENT IN YOuR ELONGATED MONKEY EARED FAVOR. A FIRST FOR A WOMAN. REVEALED TO ME SOME VERY PROSPEROuS CAMPAIGN PROMISES I HOPE YOu INTEND TO MAKE GOOD ON. MR. HALE.
MY NAME IS CALIBORN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. AFTER SOME PRODuCTIVE TALKS WITH PRIME MINISTRANGLER @masterVainglorious HAROLD SAXTON. OF ENGLAND. I AM PLEASED TO ANNOuNCE MY uNCONDITIONALLY SANCTIONED WILLINGNESS. TO LET THIS EXTREMELY STANDuP FLESHY SON OF A BITCH. HANDLE EARTH TAKEOVER. TRuLY ONE OF A KIND. YOuR ENTIRE MISERABLE PLANET OF SMELLY SHIT-FLINGING APES WOuLD BE BETTER OFF IF YOu WERE ALL LIKE HIM. LIKE CARBON COPY IDENTICAL. GENuINELY ONE TO ONE. MASTERFuL RACE TO THE BOTTOM. ONLY TO FIND YOu ARE ALL IMMINENTLY OuTCLASSED. BY THIS SuBTERRANEAN SHOVELER. HE HAS HEART ENOuGH FOR TWO. AND BEATS WITH THE WAR DRuM OF A TRuE BLuE SON OF A BITCH. YOuR COuNTRIES ARE SICK. YOuR COuNTRIES NEED HEALING. BuT WHAT I IMAGINE. MORE THAN ANYTHING. RIGHT NOW. WHAT YOuR COuNTRIES REALLY NEED. IS A NEW MASTER. AND SINCE I AM TOO BuSY TO BE ASSED. THIS GuY.
Beam attacking and exploding things with my mind, mostly.
now youre speakin my language
)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a! if youre any good at a fig)(t i fuckin welcome it. But I don't lose.
s)(ore. cornball ass name... well, s)(it, a fan's a fan i guess. im t)(e empress. names )(-ER IMP-ERIOUS COND-ESC-ENSION. i like killin. more killin. additional killin. and bakin.
>+. #MYTORTUREBASEMENT .+<
rip t)(eir eyelids off so t)(ey cant blink. makes em look at t)(e screen longer.
i mean if you wanna die. my friends and i took care of the last guy and he was like if the incredible hulk was really really ugly and had time powers! and lasers.
...W3LL NOW TH4T SONGS GONN4 B3 STUCK 1N MY H34D
...sure...
4R3NT YOU TH3 DRUM GUY
yo what the fuck