♦ pitied by @meddlingPhilomath
This drink is tasting like walking directly into traffic without looking both ways to pedestrian flex and cause a five-buggy pileup. #WatchThisSpace
PICTURE THIS. IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE MORNING. THE SUN SHADES ARE DOWN AND THE ROOM IS LIGHTLESS. FAINTLY, FROM THE NUTRITION8LOCK, YOU HEAR THE FAINT TINKLING OF METAL ON CERAMIC. YOU DECIDE, AGAINST YOUR 8ETTER JUDGEMENT, TO INVESTIG8. WHEN YOU ENTER THE 8LOCK AND TURN ON THE LIGHT, YOU SEE ME SAT AT THE TA8LE WITH A 8OWL OF NUTS AND 8OLTS. YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE 8OWL. I DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PRESENCE OR EMOTE IN ANY WAY AND CONTINUE SPOONING MY SUPPER AGAINST MY FACEPL8 ONLY FOR THE NUTS AND 8OLTS TO FALL 8ACK DOWN TO REJOIN THEIR 8RETHEREN. YOU ARE A8SOLUTELY FUCKING INCENSED. I DON'T GET HUNGRY, GUYS. I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.
for the record i hang out wwwwith himmmm not because his taste in mmmmen is sommmmehowwww wwwworse than his taste in cigarettes, but because anyone else wwwwould cull mmmme outright for the quality of mmmmy drafts
i got used to it over the course of our lifetimmmme. all things considered *i* should be sorry for *you.* then again you seemmmm to be signing up for himmmm wwwwith full wwwwillingness and wwwwhatever faculties are at your disposal, so i'll save the pity.
There's Blood On My Weezer Shirt. #violence #pensive
I Just Got My Ass Beat I Am Not Posting That. #positive #fightnight #thepoweroffriendship
I am no longer entertaining #that wrigglerish exchange. I’m going to go finish this pack of Lucky Strikes before the sun rises and maybe after that I won’t want to cave anybody’s head in with a rock. #Affirmations #Again #TheyllWorkThisTime
I wanna 8e alone Alone with you, does that make sense? I wanna steal your soul And hide you in my treasure chest I don't know what to do To do with your kiss on my neck I don't know what feels true 8ut this feels right so stay a sec Yeah, you feel right so stay a sec And let me crawl inside your veins I'll 8uild a wall, give you a 8all and chain It's not like me to 8e so mean You're all I wanted Just let me hold you like a hostage #lyricposting #movienight #ABCC https://open.spotify.com/track/0eMf40fqQOFiZLRsxoZN7e
Yeah. You're telling me.
I am a prisoner here Weave the synthetic when wrapping up my wrists I don't truly dream when you're near Loosen aesthetics remain asphyxi8d on the paint peeling 8ack from the door Now I can see you for what you are She drew the shape on the floor Now I can see the full spectrum Hurt me with your mouth, make me settle down Whispering the words on the wind as they 8low Heart8eat in the nest, pressure on my chest Where did all the signs of the dissonant go? And when they tell me they pray for me and they lack a certain empathy The enemy hits me so low So the circles on the ground make me settle down Hurt me, give me something from nothing This is the lie that you come from #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/track/0bkviQ95BYne6DqG8AWhiw?si=e56ced2fee77420e
Are you not sick of playing games? Sick of giving 8lame? Sick of fucking living like the world has never given you a life-defining day? And I can't rel8 And I feel nothing for you I feel nothing for you And I feel #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/track/4xDwCYhobDehSBGUmd5H6Y
Drink something stronger next time.
Fairr enough! I simply figurre/) that learrning yourr limits woul/) be useful. You /)on't know if in the futurre you'll be atten/)ing so(ial events wherre /)rrinking is expe(te/), but going wil/) isn't. Goo/) lu(k with worrk!
Maybe you nee/) a non-Fight Night way trrain yourrself on #substan(es. Some will just make you feel out of (ontrrol orr /)o things you rregrret, an/) that's norrmal. Some you (an learrn to manage an/) to not overrin/)ulge in. I only rreally /)rrink al(ohol an/) eat e/)ibles, so I'm not one to go forr that, I fin/) no appeal in the harr/)err /)rrugs, but I have al(ohol /)rrinking tips if you want forr how to keep yourrself having fun an/) tipsy, without e/)ging into un(ontrrolle/) mess.
you better hope i don't get my fuckin hands on you larkso. you'll repent with all four of your fuckin limbs bitch #nsfwe #violence
I should have locked him in the f8cking 8unker when I had the chance.
For All Of My Talk About Going To The Gym To Look At The Other Muscular Members Who Attend, I Do Still Have To Defend Myself From My Crazy Exflush And Train Regularly. I Am More Than Capable.
I'll save that for when we're in priv8. :::;D
Let's Play Twenty Questions, Where You Ask Me If I Have Any Tattoos And I Emotionally Shut Down. #notpositive
*The following video is posted with no caption, and clearly not by Vriska herself. It's much too far away to hear any of what's being said, especially over the general clamor of a raucous pirate party, but the proceeding scuffle is captured in surprisingly high fidelity, although all parties may be too far away to properly identify. Two Eridans, a Karkat, and Vriska are all standing around when a fight opens explosively when Vriska punches Eridan #1 in the mouth. He promptly tackles her to the sand, where she knees him in the abdomen, and she's very quickly dogpiled by the other two trolls. Eridan #2 elbow drops her and Karkat, unfortunately, torpedoes right into her fist and is quickly knocked out. The tussle goes on for a bit until Eridan #1 goes for the throat, choking her out. It looks like he's about to win the scrap when she claws at his face and drives him away, promptly following this unexpected victory up with a punch to Eridan #2's mouth and a kick to Eridan #1's nads before she scrambles up into her feet. There's a little more back and forth before Eridan #2 sidelines her and tackles her back into the sand, pinning her arms to her sides and headbutting her. The video cuts off abruptly as Vriska spits on him and leans up to bite him in the face, the true victor(s) of the fight undetermined.* #violence #fightnight (( @carbolicGalvanologist @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium ))
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She acts so smug for a woman who doesn’t pay any rent to live in my hive. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1072.jpeg
I am going to make a slideshow presentation of all of tonight’s greatest hits.
WHICH WE DON’T HAVE TO BE, BTW. WE CAN BOTH LEAVE AT ANY TIME. AT THE SAME TIME, EVEN. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LEFT FOR EITHER OF US IN THIS LOCATION. YOU ARE BEING WILLFULLY OBTUSE.
I WAS NEVER GOING TO GET IN THE RING WITH YOU NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU WANT IT. YOU’RE the one who’s meant to be taking off your shirt and participating in a crowing cluckbeast fight for my amusement. *I* would not make such savagery PUBLIC where everyone and their lusus can watch. I merely dutifully cheer when somebody else does.
Hmmmmmmmm. Right. Well, I must agree it *is* terribly boring by now. I don’t know how much longer I can stand loitering around. + 800 Copying my fee fee
They Call Me " The Napper " On Account Of The Way I " Honkshoo " And " Mimimimimi ".
Gravitate? Towards you? And your positively thrilling social skills, such as squinting blindly at your palmhusk screen? I can hardly even understand what letterjumbles you’re attempting to string together. I’m so looking forward to raking you over the coals for this show of incompetence.
You are significantly dumber than me. I am *not* going to make a scene, so don’t you dare start. + 10% interest rate per second + 10 Who the hell is your little friend
It changes nothing about anything *I* said either. So there. Now give me your wallet. *____
I don’t care how much you want to get your paws on me, I’m NOT getting in the ring like a BARKBEAST in front of a LIVE AUDIENCE. And I DARE you to try saying anything of the sort to Petroa, see how far it gets you. My clients know my character. *____ + 8716292839283928472837837482838374727472747274728289202039484838272727616263637384949493928727374839202002847374636272829040404837272625525252839394838272636272882489394844772729203483772819392947373828939393 YOU PUT A ‘W’ IN THE FEE IT’S NULL AND VOID.
You already look like a fool. I’m going to have to peel your shell off the floor with a scraper. + 2838394839483837282849034892832737478347733575293892838283828493848384948493849384939493948384727263443647733783 You are going to be paying this debt off for a LIFETIME¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹
*I* LOOK RIDICULOUS? COME SAY IT TO MY EXPRESSION PLATEAU. *____ + 7383748384929483748484993949484844 You are EMBARRASSINGLY¹ envious of my innovative²³ use of in-citation citations⁴⁵⁶
The Favever Said No Fighting. #violence Off. #pensive
I can SEE WITH MY EYES. It’s called multitasking. ¹ ¹ The performance of multiple tasks at one time; “The job requires a person who is good at multitasking.” ¹ ¹ See, I can do it too. Check it, here’s another. ¹ ¹ + 40000000000001
+ 400000000000 FIND SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE TO DOBEFORE I FIND IT FOR YOU.
PARDON ME? YOU PUT THAT CHARGE DOWN RIGHT NOW MISTER. + 4001 Don’t TEST me or I’LL start making citations
Wow. You are so collected, and I believe in your ability to remain composed for the foreseeable future. Swoon. + 100 Lying fee
I’M. Going to ring up every typo you’ve made into an itemized bill and present it to you when you’re hungover. *____
You’re almost bearable when you’re drunkenly shouting like a wild animal.
No notes on the #fightnight bloodshed. The bloodshed’s great. Just a distinct lack of bloody open-mawed kissing, is all. #disappointed
Hey, you said you could handle it!!!!!!!!
You have a slight handicap though, I have a minor leg fracture but I'm still good to fight
Want me to take over yer work ?
I've Seen A Bulge Twisted Into A Shape Unkind. I Think We Are In Need Of A Mediculler. #nsfw #notvagueitsrighttherewhatthefuck
I Fear I Have A Specific Attraction To Trolls Just A Caste Higher Who Don't Know How To Navigate Social Situations. This Is Unfortunate For My Future. #woe
I'm Too Pitiable. I Need To Become Hateable Enough That Someone Uses My Nook As A Bucket For Several Lights Straight. Is That Too Much To Ask? I Think It's Perfectly Reasonable, Personally. #nsfw #notquitekismesis
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O-> I Suppo+se If He's Still Aro+und He's O+nly A Century Yo+unger Than Me... O-> I Miss My Bo+y 😞
Wow, I wonder whose lusus you could possi8ly 8e referring to here!
So hard 8eing an empath. #empath #darkfeminism #theyresoloud
How the fuck am I supposed to pen my lacivious missives 8ack hive when my fronds can't seem to remem8er how to write???????? #substances #fuckedup #FLARPlife #suggestive
They Call Me The Jorker Because I. They. It.
The Old Bruises Have Healed, But I Have A Feeling They Will Be Swiftly Replaced. #suggestive #lastoneipromise
- @mmeddlingPhilommath Before I die,; I just wanted to say. Was really looking forard to your mmulti paragraph post. 👋🥹 - I wish I could've followed you on GrubStacks
My Love For Pathetic Older Men Should Be Studied. I Would Post The Nightly Nude To Elicit A Reaction From Him, But I Am Afraid I May Give Him A Heart Attack. #nsfw
Hmmm. I’m getting the feeling I’m about to be attacked with a painfully abridged historical proceedings tome.
You might lose it if I said anything I might lose my head if said anything
it's over
I think it's gonna 8e one of those 'staring at the ceiling with all the lights off and one song on repeat all night' kinda nights. #vaguepost
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPSOED TO DO IN THIS SITUATION
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Did anybody know about this *____ https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_4274.png
Big night. Big payday. I might be a little dtunk. Who’s counting.
I'm such a sinner And I have 8een since 8irth Full of greed and full of lust 8ut I could 8e so much worse You say I'm hedonistic And a 8it too extrovert Descri8ed as positively sadistic 8ut I could 8e so much worse I thank God that I'm not you Ooh, I thank God that I'm not you Ooh, I thank God that I'm not you Ooh, I thank God that I'm not you #lyricposting https://youtu.be/hWs2DSRpTGg?si=SH9alZg9vTSxUX8v
:33 < i'm nyot reading all that :33 < good fur mew :33 < or sorry that happened
I think I can hazard a guess.
I'm Not Going To Sneak Off Into The Bathroom To Take Pictures Just Because I'm Drunk Again. That Was One Time And At My Place Of Work, This Is A Different Situation. #suggestive #substances
i can't tell one enormmmmous cloven hoofbeast frommmm the other, it's a real wwwweakness on mmmmy part
Spent an hour getting lectured by a cholerbear, and somehow Tyzias calls *my* lusus a piece of work. I’m not going into the office tomorrow or I’ll explode.
Didn't know candy preferences would 8e SO fucking incendiary. Good grief.
If there Were less to none people to bitch about one admiring someone's hot photo, We Would all be thriVing.
>>| .i was cracking my head, .as what was wrong with the picture. pants were the .issue .all the time.
I see an issue With this photo. It Would be better appreciated if it Were a more full-body image, preferably Without those pants.
yOu aInT ToO FaR OfF FrOm mY SiZe. AnD I MoStLy jUsT ScRaTcH My hOrNs oN ThInGs aNd sOmEtImEs hIt mY HeAd. :o(
These caVerns are going to be the actual death of me. Who decided that I haVe to be stuck With someone like Bronya and eVen less of a someone like Lynera.
I can’t believe I have to say this, but do NOT contact me for representation regarding injuries obtained during the performance of muscle theater. If you’ve been gored, speared, impaled, or otherwise maimed in the confines of the ring, there is absolutely nothing I or anyone can do for you. *____
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Good eVening to eVeryone, eVen if this place is plagued to hell.