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I WOULD DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS BEFORE I LET THEM DIVIDE US. #ONELOVE
not me personally, bUt apparently someone foUnd one all the way oUt in the carapace settlements in mesoamerica! might have been someone's pet once that got oUt, or descended therefrom. i think the mUtation can be dormant? i'm not the geneticist, thoUgh, that woUld be my wife. ~u~
something i find charming aboUt old earth is what were called "hemingway cats." they were descended from the hoUsecats of a famoUs aUthor, and all of them shared a genetic mUtation known as polydactyly. meanwhile, here on #earthc, we have "lalondean cats," a breed with the characteristic polyoptical mUtation of oUr dearly departed vodka mUtini! ^u^ warms my hearts.
i have a whole lot of simpsons quotes stuck in my head for someone who didn't watch much simpsons. cultural osmosis my enemy.
BX33 < oh early grave... B33 < youve pawlways b33n there fur me B33 < no no its ok of course im here fur you too B33 < you f33l empty? B33 < its okay to f33l that way sometimes but we can work on your sense of fulfillment B33 < unsh33thes my claws
to celebrate the site giung back up have a cat pic https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185378392061788183/1490501593689493664/20260405_180059.jpg?ex=69d44948&is=69d2f7c8&hm=39969c73774af00fc5520a34754edbc6465137d990709cc2efcea75a5f6eaa6e&
mask upgrade complete! *^_^* pretty simple, just replaced the old led screen with a higher quality one and tuned up the facial recognition, so it should work even better! i… did place the wrong resistor down and nearly set the whole mask on fire, but i noticed before it was too late and fixed it! >_< what do u guys think? ?_? https://i.imgur.com/YBm25Bh.png
[#@d @ f@!led @ttempt to get @ free f!c m@de out of me. ! w@nted to see #ow good t#e wr!t!ng w@s. >:/]
oh my gog somEonE thrEw up on my dEsk. what thE fuck pEoplE, thErE's plEnty of bins to barf in.
SO NOOOORMAL. NO TRICKERY GOIN GON HERE.
(can i just say my oOoOown he/him tiddies be pretty fuckin boOoOouncy toOoOoday if oOoOonly there was a big stroOoOong cloOoOown toOoOo hoOoOold them steady foOoOor me @foOoOoamingJester)>
it comes with the territory of basically being the most qualified time traveler this side of the wherever or whenever the fuck we are move over david tennant get your ass back to scotland real time boys are talking
theres almost enough daves scurrying around here getting osmosis jones with it in this fucked up social feed no worries everyone dont even sweat if temporal stability is getting jerked around as if its a twink at a gas station bathroom because theres the k of t making sure its all kosher fighting off fevers in the timeline with my microscopic gun dont worry bill well get you through this and reunite you with your loving daughter even if youre a fucking idiot eating nasty eggs off the ground like its delicious candy or actual delicious candy since thats all im seeing anyone fucking talk about not my business though i served my nickel i died and everything now i get to enjoy my peaceful retirement in dreambubble bahamas on butler island
hello??? you made me watch good batman and nearly dropped a building on me!
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While I will not be attending today’s event, note I have placed operatives to help assist those who may need aid. One team will be following in a secure helicopter.
i'll keep 90% of my feelings right here under my ribcage. and then i'll die.
Tantalizing new evidence suggests that I will be free tonight from 6PM to 9PM to be burned at the stake.
damn yaoi paddle was flying.
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I'VE ACQUIRED A MELON. (:B
whats up chittr its your favorite and most hated purple dave todays subject, how many forks can i fit in the microwave before it explodes
Now Playing: Life Itself - Glass Animals https://youtu.be/yd9p4n5hLEg?si=n5P71O-yJDazQrYe
Love all of you guys but like the guy that just hates every single post is sort of annoying it was funny at first but it’s kinda ruining my cull and cult scores on both of my profiles and doesn’t give me a good mirror of how people see me :/
and so, chittr sings its siren song and drags me into the depths of chittr'y once more. you thought you'd seen the last of me? yeah. i did, too. hello, all.
Cicada 2lap2 Troll Good Kid 2lap2
this is what owning a cat is like my cat literally does this all the time usually with cheese he stole my fucking cheese again https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412251654752829481/1489340252677214228/image0.jpg?ex=69d00fb2&is=69cebe32&hm=bd7f80c31b0519362d764a4caa9f633a16a2bf7b28bf03f9de9f68b003526192&
I could b3 I 2uppo23 2om3on3 you 2hould g3t to know #lyric2po2ting
Cold fries are a crime against humanity. Always straight from the fryer, never accept anything less.
((Lowkey debating bringing my Kanaya in here mfn trans we love a fine them ngl I'm thinkinnnn im thinkin
Like this post and I will ask you a question
HEY, SO HIT ME WHERE IT HURTS (OH) SAY MY NAME LIKE IT'S A BAD WORD SAY MY NAME LIKE IT'S A BAD WORD #LYRIC IM PULLING FROM MINE AND MEULIN'S PLAYLIST LOL @SHIPAHOLICDEVOTEE
i dont know when i became gollypilled but it is a good exclamation!
a big husky buff boy just walk3d past m3 and h3 sm3ll3d lik3 butt3r3d popcorn i want him so bad holy fuck #y3arning
Why should these curses be laid upon me? I won't be forgiven 'til I can break free What did I do to deserve all this guilt? Pay for my sins with the sale of my soul Demons are trapped all inside of my head My hopes are gone reach for heaven from hell #Lyrics
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
guys trollbama is sick af he loves weed
Main always c)(anges! Just give it a little bit. Or you cod start your own movement.
You )(ave to let t)(e storm pass before you get yo calmer seas. #also)(ello #glubglubglub #icantbereefyourereal
#vagueposting i see how it is.
Sometimes I look at this site and I count myself grateful to have grown up without access to social media.
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Cute girls making out sloppy style will increase the readership of the fanfic, fancomic, or other fansession you're in and make it that much more likely for your story to actually reach a conclusion! #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
==================================pinned post================================== lalonde-swap android hal who comes from a timeline with the following kidswaps: - dave/dirk lalonde - jade/jake strider - john/jane harley - rose egbert/roxy crocker no idea about the troll bloodswaps yet. open to establishing mains :) there are some details about this au i'm intent on keeping regardless but other stuff can be discussed! big thing is that the human sess all lived at the same time instead of being pre-/post-scratch. the lalondes, striders, and harleys are siblings (respectively) and rose and roxy are cousins. some shenanigans occurred that caused the human sess to be combined with the troll sess to avoid being doomed. gonna be writing from the perspective of being in the medium for the time being. haal is essentially a phylactery for part of dirk's soul as opposed to being just a computerised imitation of his consciousness. magic is real idk what to tell u. i also own the following accounts: - psychogenicParoxysm (teal eiross bloodswap) - tachytelicSymbiogenesis (fuchsia eiross bloodswap) - idolizedAbsinthe (jade eiross bloodswap) - evolvedEnterovirus - toxicallyDevoured #pinned
kid named finger? nah. kid named kinger.
yOu sPiN Me rIgHt rOuNd, BaBy, RiGhT RoUnD lIkE A ReCoRd, BaBy, RiGhT RoUnD, rOuNd, RoUnD
K!// your ne!ghbor.
Who The Fuck Is Doc Scratch And Why Do I Have An Instinctive Dislike Towards TheM?
@turingTranscendence can you hate more of my posts except for the ones about grapes
shoutout collagen
short list of things that make me happy: peeling my grapes. not having someone whining in my ear about me peeling my grapes. eating a peeled grape. my friends. sharing the grape peels with my brother.