♦ pitied by @megaloMemes
shou♀ou♀ ♀o everyone who makes pornography, you're basically ♀he only reason i have any♀hing ♀o DDo when i'm awake
[BEGIN MESSAGE] qu0te: wright. watch tthiz. tthe crew member tthen ttried tt0 d0 a f1ip and caught hiz h0rn 0n tthe cei1ing. he 1anded hard 0n tthe gr0und and iz n0w cur1ed up whimpering in pain. [END MESSAGE]
wha♀ if i DDream♀ abou♀ a ho♀ girl ha♀efully shoving my face in♀o her armpi♀s ♀ha♀'DD be crazy
(⊱♓︎⊰) everything is back on track now. :)
>fuck me >fuck my life >have a little version of me https://file.garden/zrdxshyrrgxh449j/img_8567.png
(⊱♓︎⊰) i'm genuinely getting tired of acting like that all the time.
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1514008706457665637/IMAGE.PNG?EX=6A29CDFC&IS=6A287C7C&HM=6F233C0CA2814E28E15DA6CE63336D27772AC0F556AA9257279F8CED2A6C1DA9& I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @bummelboogie one Day, When You Walk Through Prospit, You See Her. She’s Shaking, And Crying, The [torn] Tears Mixing With The Smears On Her Face And Dripping Into The Golden Pajamas, The Same As You’re Wearing Now. She Has A Knife In Her Hands, And While The Point Wobbles In The Air With The Force Of Her Sobs, She Doesn’t Lower It. You Recognize Her, Of Course. She’s You, And The Sadness And Fear And Deep, Deep Grief Was Once Yours. You Raise Your Hands And Try To Approach, But Then She Approaches You, Much Faster, Trying To Drive The Knife Into Your Heart. one Day, You Trek On The Battlefield. You Shouldn’t Be Here This Early, A Midgame Player In Endgame Ground, But The War Is Going Especially Poorly For Prospit, Just Like How Fucking Everything Is Going Bad, And If You Don’t At Least Take Care Of This Black King Will Win Early, And Then You’re All Fucked. Rumors Of A Secret Super Soldier Have Surfaced, So Here You Are. You Approach A Battle, Rapidly Ending As The Prospitians Are Hacked Apart With Little Effort. The Dersite Warrior Is Eight Feet Tall, With Powerful Hips And Arms That End In Razor Sharp Blades. You Look Into The Superweapon’s Eyes, And Recognize Her, Of Course. She’s You, And The Screaming, Bitter Fury To Tear Down The Whole Rotten World That Was Once Yours. She Lunges, Swinging. you - [the Rest Of The Memory Is Torn Off And The Wound Cauterized. Nothing Else Remains.] #violence such Damages Inflicted On Your Mind...it's Impressive. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
(⊱♓︎⊰) i don't know i feel better than i was when i got off but i still feel kinda scatterbrained
(⊱♓︎⊰) hi i'm back i'm feeling fine now :/
No one confide in me about not)(ing just got done fixing t)(is w)(ole CODamn mess Literally )(ad to act like I gave a karp over t)(is, s)(it sucked
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K--<people say they're here for me until they realise im not just sad im actually fucking nuts and then they tend to back away
(⊱♓︎⊰) i'm not sure if i really like being called jade anymore just don't call me that for a while.
DDoing ♀ha♀ ♀hing ♀ha♀ i DDo where i push away all ♀he people who care abou♀ me i neeDD sleep, gooDDligh♀ chi♀♀r
frequen♀ly, bu♀ probably no♀ for ♀he same reason you're ♀alking abou♀
i wonDDer if i'll ever be a normally func♀ioning ♀roll
(⊱♓︎⊰) ... s)(e keeps going on about this plan i don't doubt )(er but i can't lose )(er again.
(⊱♓︎⊰) i don't get the whole hemospectrum stuff, all you trolls taste the same when i'm tearing you to pieces. #violence #gore
(⊱♓︎⊰) [mutt is now ==> offline]
why the fuck is my “friend” blasting hello neighbor phonk/vneg
i think purple$ 4re my f4v. ju$t for the fun of it to get fucked by 4 clown #n$fw
(⊱♓︎⊰) i get a break now :)
(⊱♓︎⊰) i love being loyal and doing what she says, tera forming a still populated planet is fun :)
(⊱♓︎⊰) condense is so smart <3
found these two at this train station area it was like they were... waiting for me? weird https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/saraFNF.png
1 got A greAt 1deA! lets All go outs1de (leAv1ng Any And All dev1ces beh1nd) And touch some fuck1ng grAss 1 prom1se you 1 prom 1se you 1tll be Awesome for everyone 1nvolved
K--<#lyricposting All my life I tried To find the time to make believe But now as certain as the seasons I know real life will get in between If I never get to decide my reality At least I see how it could be When I get round to sleeping (Sleeping) Dreaming (Dreaming) Works for me And though my soul (Lets me do what I want) Is pretty bold (In a place I belong) From time to time, my grip'll slip And I just lose control https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQsI_HEcrbI
do you All th1nk youre funny l1ke A bunch of comed1Ans "hAhA"? fuck off All of you
nevermind, im zo uzelezz i cant even cmz LOL can zomeone like do it for me inztead pleaze
heat again.... ugh.... :( #nsfw
(⊱♓︎⊰) is it weird i'm jealous :/
wAh wAh let me mAke two sepArAte posts to show you 1M NOT BOTHERED LOOK AT ME 1M SO UNBOTHERED LOOK EVERYONE NOTH1NG BOTHERS ME you All need to get A fuck1ng gr1p
another day of not confessin my fuckin feelins!
(⊱♓︎⊰) who are you talking about? :)
(⊱♓︎⊰) sorta wanna cull a strider again...been far too long.
because my DDie♀ consis♀s almos♀ en♀irely of ins♀an♀ nooDDles my skin bruises really easily so if any a♀♀rac♀ive women are in♀o giving pa♀he♀ic girls bruises i'll DDo jus♀ abou♀ any♀hing ♀o feel useful
(⊱♓︎⊰) awooooooo!
(⊱♓︎⊰) nothings happening right now :/
(⊱♓︎⊰) i'm back :)
K--<why is there blood on my floor lol
K--<karama stop bleeding everywhere you silly goose
>can she shut up no lezryx is a good lezryx =w=e all suck
theres nothing i can really add to this situation im sorry>--Ʞ
is it me? is it my problem? am i too loyal??? am i SUPPOSED to berate the people i love?????
(⊱♓︎⊰) can none of you follow fucking orders???? oh my gog just stop using pitty it's not that fucking hard
(⊱♓︎⊰) don't pity me i'm doing exactly why i want to :)
K--<i love my friends because they are awesome
>My w✦rd h✦s st✦rted l✦ughing. This is ✦ ch✦nge from the usu✦l sobbing. It is... concerning.
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VvWhy do people pity my posts so much? IM NOT A PITIFUL MAN I CAN BE LIKEABLE!==
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♀hey neeDD ♀o make bucke♀s ♀ha♀ are half ♀he size so i DDon'♀ feel as saDD when i use one by myself
no one shoulDD have ♀o be subjec♀eDD ♀o cuDDDDles wi♀h me i'm gross
le♀♀ing me be alive is a recipe for DDisas♀er
some♀imes jus♀ ♀o feel some♀hing i'll prop up my palmhusk anDD open ♀he camera anDD pre♀enDD i'm on a viDDeo call wi♀h someone being forceDD ♀o spreaDD my nook for ♀hem anDD some♀imes i cry when i DDo i♀
(⊱♓︎⊰) loyalty :)
Ɏ the century of va-a-aleri humilia-a-ation continues una-a-aba-a-ated Ɏ
0/4 wins for my nigh♀ly rankeDD games b♀w again ♀ruly a loss s♀reak for ♀he books
nah, no♀ really. going ♀o sleep soon which means my pan can s♀op ♀ormen♀ing me for a bi♀ (unless i♀ gives me nigh♀mares which i♀'s been DDoing recen♀ly)
baDD, like normal bu♀ when DDoing baDD is normal, even when you're DDoing baDD you're kinDDa DDoing fine or some♀hing like ♀ha♀ iDDk
(⊱♓︎⊰) grrrrrr >:(
(⊱♓︎⊰) what? just stay out of her way and then we won't have any problems :)
(⊱♓︎⊰) you call the number that has failed you oh so many times before, back home and waiting in an empty mess of a place. remnants of what were earth are all you truthfully can stand on calling again and again every time waiting out the whole duration...you needed her. everything they all said was true, you knew it deep down and you hated it. every notion you hate about yourself torn out for literally anyone to see. ring ring ring dead air yet again you click dial again your hugging your knees tighter to your chest. you really are just a rabbid mutt aren't? just doing what your told. you enjoy it anyways so why the hell are you trying to be your own person? not like you enjoy failing relationships, hurting people you care about making people care for you. ring ring ring . . . *click* her voice hits your ears, you stop moving. it's so...nice to hear her again, you don't actually even care what she's saying. you don't have to either you know exactly what your supposed to do. isn't it nice? you love her, and she likes to use you. your her tool, her guard, her pet. and you wouldn't have it any other way. #manipulation #self-loathing https://i.postimg.cc/rvrlmcyc/screenshot-20260605-151352-2.jpg
i think it's time / to head out / with a few resumes / and get rejected / because i'm a warmblood / and a coolblood also applied
Oh You Know. Badly.
★ll in ★ll? I've h★d worse nights.
is ♀here an amoun♀ of weeDD i can smoke ♀ha♀ ge♀s my ♀hink pan ♀o s♀op saying horribly mean ye♀ objec♀ively correc♀ ♀hings ♀o me
-<having said all of that it remains to be seen if i will honour my campaign promise of quitting chittr (though given circumstances it looks likely) but i will take the hint and walk out of teamchud with my dignity intact before i am given the boot. i wish phuntr well, and i hope that one day he finds within him the strength to make something of his own instead of taking it from somebody else.>-
-<you love my posts when they're on concupiscent anon but hate them when they come from me. you think my jokes are hilarious when phuntr or kryqus are retelling them but ignore them when i post them myself. you get down on your knees and beg phuntr to join the team that i started. you're all about #teamchud until its founder rolls up and then it's just awkward silence. i hope the guynax premiership allows you an opportunity to appreciate everything i have done without the awkward baggage of me being attached to it.>-
it's... going
i'll be alri6ht. m'always alri6ht eventually. but this was a fuCkin6 rou6h one.
-<https://forms.gle/fv4RpRH3MJUxKSoKA #buraisqna my thoughts on ANONYMOUS: please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please>-
I never get to kill anymore. Bullshit man.
im gonna scream i domt wanna confress my feelins why did i say i would a good half a dozen times?
early summer poll. <3 - beach <> - lake <3< - pool c3< - garden hose
god, this mu(h ego stroking, and it stops feeling good and starts feeling improbable i'm reall7 all that? reall7? it's all me? i mean i know that i keep sa7ing that ever7one's hotter than the7 think the7 are, and there's no reason wh7 i'm immune even if i think i'm prett7 hot alread7. but like. this feels a bit mu(h, even with that in mind.
I_can_tolerate_being_called_slurs, but_I_draw_the_line_at_people_implying_I_hold_sexual_interest_in_them_in_any_capacity.
TONIGHTS THE NIGHT. #VAGUEPOSTING
WHY ARE ALL MY FRIENDS PITYING ME LISTEN. LISTEN !! !! !! !! !! !!
My kull sc0re is lagging a little behind. Everyb0dy hate me please.
♡ By the time this chit will go out. The ritual will be underway, and I will be scattered into essence for my betrayal. I have loved and will love you all. Vestra, Curree, Hope... My Matesprits. Nyrita, Himero, Aagrez, Cerrin, my friends. Even if it got tenuous... Kidnapping and hurting Kismet, as deduced by Nyrita, was the catalyst to get Kismet on the path to doing the ritual. But... I decided to defy fate, one last time. I sent him my own spellbook, instead of the one I was supposed to. If I hadn't, the ritual would've killed him and had me take his place. But... I couldn't take a Kismet, well loved, away from those who loved him. So I gave him the book I had intended to use once I had settled into his life. If it's not clear yet... My name is Kismet Githis. I come from a timeline where I outlived all of my loved ones, and, clinging to the past, called upon a higher power to bring them back to me. I hope none of you are too mad at me for what I had to do. And, @charmingVagabond when you eventually reawaken, ascended by my work... Remember me. Remember that I once lived... ♡
The hum★ns, they h★ve this s★tellite "Voy★ger 1" they c★ll it. It must be so lonely.
ive soloed the final boss i couldnt stay still i needed to do something i needed to make something suffer i needed it i needed it I NEEDED IT it NEEDED TO hurt and i killed him single handedly by by i moved half of him to the future and half to the past and the quantum superposition just splurt my friends are scared of me. im midair and im looking down at them and they are so scared and im scared but it doesnt even matter anymore the blood around me is smooth and shines the glimmer of the stars against my body, my clothes soaked to the brim, the corpse a gushing fountain of raining, weeping viscera
▼whatever▼
AAAAAHHH!!! youre ALL messing with me. I KNOW IT. nobody wants to be my friend for REAL. I’M NOT THAT GULLIBLE, YOU CAN’T HURT ME.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@timeloopTim You were not long for this world. As soon as the Maid of Void gathered her things and realized the full extent of the situation, her judgement was precise as it was calm; out of mercy for the lives now trapped within an arm's reach from victory, seeing her theory blossom into tangible reality, it was an easy judgement. Mercy against ennui in the stagnation of a realm trapped in decay. Cast immediately in an antagonistic light, her skills irreproachable, every session mate was slaughtered. You watched your friends die heroic deaths at her hand, one by one. You couldn't fight back- you loved her too much to ever hurt someone so close to you. She had tears in her eyes. Your death was the swiftest of all. A tragedy. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
[unit has been sedated. unit is offline.]
(\ /) i hate that i want to talk to him. my curiosity feeds it despite myself.
what the fuuuuuuCk...
melan(holi( empath7 over what the fu(k happened to kismet
Wha' 'appened t' Kismet?! He-- he's--
I've been dre★ming of f★ther more ★nd more. Should it come down to it, it h★s been ★ ple★sure.
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my dms are empty jUst like my nook yoU people are crUel...sniff #nsfw...
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i zupp0ze detai1z that are 1ate are better than n0ne at a11. i have my azzignment. upgradez and inzta11ati0n ztart t0m0rr0w.
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sorry for not being online i probably won’t be online for a lot of the day, i just got chemically burned all over my throat while trying to get a root canal because apparently shit just be happening when you get a chittr account))) #OOC
There might be something wrong with me.
☞There will be a scratch d0ct0r. 0ur g0als will align. It is the way it has always been. It is the way it always will be. It is the 0nly way it c0uld ever be. ☞My alliance with @theg00dScratchd0ct0r begins n0w.
b♀w if you're a woman anDD you wan♀ ♀o hur♀ me lmk anDD we can work some♀hing ou♀ i'll probably DDeserve wha♀ever i♀ is you wan♀ ♀o DDo ♀o me
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE — [ This seems... fine. ]
HagernSilwot tells you, 'See? If you just keep at it, any losing streak of any sort can break!... Even if it does take some unconventional methods.'
HagernSilwot tells you, 'Honestly, it could use a nerf or two, I do agree. A little centralizing on his kit. #Nerfstardustdriver'
HagernSilwot tells you, 'Well a fair point, I've already raided today in 'The MMO', and need a small break from it as I usually do after raids. But, I do plan to return to that very soon. After all, won't level itself.'
HagernSilwot tells you, 'Of course, someone such as yourself wouldn't understand the intricate thought processes that go into tanking as a warrior, or playing Wonderboy. It takes a lot more thought than you may think.'
HagernSilwot tells you, 'Well, warrior does require a lot of thought as I said, it's just I'm already well versed in the arts of enchanter, so even something with a lot of thought, like warrior, it just hardly compared to what I'm already well used to. HagernSilwot tells you, 'And it isn't my fault that Stardust Driver is just a really good button.'
HagernSilwot tells you, 'And waste time I could use instead to play Wonderboy? Doesn't sound like a good use of time to me.'
HagernSilwot tells you, 'We've all been there for sure, just got to keep on keeping on. You'll never break the streak if you stop trying.'
Sylink. The prince. Her hand gripped her blade, tight. Another fight, another battle. She would do it again, and again. Her scars piled up. Her life had become a fiendish desire for it. Again, and again. One cycle, she would find the battle she needed to. The battle that would end in her death. Her blood would drip, trickle, spill on the floor. She would go out in a grand display. She couldn't afford to do it herself. #violence #suicide #TheScript
bad but fucking whatever.
Tch.....
fu(k me running
i still don't know what the hell to do with m7self now. i don't want to write this all off, though, sin(e when the hell am i going to put on the outfit? ma7be for halloween, i dunno
7ou didn't do an7thing wrong. just so 7ou know #vagueposting
先輩はかわいいけど、それよりかわいいかもしれない別の男子がいるんだよね、うーん、どうかな…… (･ω･｀*)
HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'Logging on 'The MMO' to level my warrior alt, and helping one of the raid DPS players level a cleric as well. After all, we are a little low on healers, and the healing checks this expansion are certainly a little hellish.' HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'If anyone who ends up reading this feels confident in their raid healing, applications to the raid team are open.' HagernSilwot rambles, 'Although the process does take awhile so, do be warned you could wait in line a while, there is just a lot of stuff I have to check and double check so be patient.'
[thinkpan activity detected. generating p0zt...] water. z0 much water. it iz end1ezz. f0r a whi1e y0u f10at in it. ztaring up at the m00nz. handz f01ded 0ver y0ur zt0mach. it iz ca1m. quiet. re1axing. there iz n0thing e1ze 0ut here. y0u rea1ize thiz quick1y. juzt y0u. and the water. and the zky. attempting t0 zwim d0wnwardz d0ez n0t w0rk. y0u d0 n0t g0 anywhere. y0u are n0t- [uzer iz awake. pa1mhuzk returning t0 regu1ar functi0n] #dream
K--<help me
are you guys mad @ me..... for accidentally sending him to torture space :((
no never i'm so calm!
i don't need agency over my actions i just need to be happy just follow instincts y'know? everything is fine and dandy :)
i'm fine i'm happy and nothing bad has happened im a normal happy jade with no issues so don't worry so much hahahaha
haha woof :)
▲i gotta cleanse myself from all my stupid fucking kinks this is turning into a problem▼
[thinkpan activity detected. generating p0zt...] the energy zurgez thr0ugh y0u. it 1eavez y0ur zkin buzzing. az if y0u have juzt grabbed a 1ive wire. az if y0u are being fr0zen and b0i1ed at the zame time. y0ur nervez are c0nfuzed. y0u are t00 c01d. t00 h0t. in pain. numb. a11 at the zame time. y0ur teeth itch and y0ur h0rnz g10w. the air ar0und y0u p0pz and crack1ez. it zme11z 1ike the e1ectricity 0f a zt0rm. zharp and p0inted and ready t0 bite. danger0uz. the energy prickz at y0ur eyez. zparkz dance acr0zz y0ur retinaz and y0u kn0w if y0u are n0t carefu1 they wi11 burzt. fear. n0t y0urz. n0t thiz time. y0u grin. they zh0u1d be afraid. y0u are p0werfu1. y0u are zafe. [thinkpan activity z10wing. returning t0 ztandby m0de.] #dream #b0dyh0rr0r
Update on the. fork experiment: I cooked a. fork in the oven on the highest temperature i could. crank it to and took it out. Glows red hot. I set that shit on the countertop and it starts melting its way through. Continues sinking for. like 6 inches until it cools down. Cannot remove. Dude im so. fucked my lusus comes home in like one hour what do i. do #help
there. done. rot, 7ou pie(e of shit. rot and be forgotten
idont owe you androgyny. i only owe wrothea lot of caegars.
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: i'm just no 6ood without ya.
K--<she said she loved me and she said she meant it and she said she wanted to be with me why wasnt it true #buraisposting
well god damn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7eea9c5e98b0.jpeg
new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances
• yeah im all good kae • i got a friend who patches me up whenever im hurt • you alright though?
How to delete replies on Chittr.ing.
d⟢mn the cl𖤉wns sure d𖤉 cl𖤉wn 𖤉n here
My favørite pastime is łøøking at and interacting with pictures øf men in a respectfuł manner.
i need a fuckin nap or somethin anyone wanna snuggle or cuddle an take a nap with me
in retr0zpect. if y0ur 1uzuz haz z0me very ztr0ng fee1ingz ab0ut y0ur ch0ice 0f partner. maybe it iz a zign.
K--<Every time you come my way I'm half surprised and half afraid That this will be our last charade Don't worry, don't mind, don't leave I need you to stay with me Just one more night I need you darling Just one more time And I won't be calling Just one more night And then I'll face the day #lyricposting
K--<like honestly it is getting to the point where 20-30% of the shit i want to rechitt i just cannot because i am blocked. i will not be able to use the site if this gets much worse. i am sorry for my posts.
Confession: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
K--<i will not be eating dinner tonight because i donot deserve it
K--<everyone cool on this site blocks me the only person who want to talk to me is phuntr guynax
K--<i am eminently blockable because im a bad person and dont deserve to be happy
Fuckin' yeah right it's a nice cock eat that COCK WIZARD show you who has an 8 pulchritude dick. #nsfw
Okay so LISTEN to me right now hypothetically speaking if a clown was legally classified as a weapon would juggling count as brandishing? Answer QUICKLY
I have addressed this in an official press statement this noon at Midnight City, but for those of you who are not tuned into our local politics: The Mayor of Midnight City was found assassinated in his vehicle two days ago. The details we cannot get into at this time as initial investigations are still ongoing. Midnight City will be holding an emergency election in the coming months to determine a new mayor. Until then the municipality has elected me Interim Mayor for the time being, in order to carry on our leaders ideals of Democracy. I have accepted this position, but cannot comment on our plans going forward at this time. Thank you for time and all of your support these past couple of days.
K--<everyone is always saying "burais you need a moirail" "burais you genuinely need someone to be your moirail" "burais i honestly cannot see you surviving this sweep without a moirail" and yet nobody says "burais i want to be your moirail"
Ɏ i'm seeing a-a-a lot of ta-a-alk on the timeline. is #girlbulge better tha-a-an #boybulge? is tha-a-at why a-a-all the pretty highblood girls bully me?? #genuinequestion #nsfw #bulgeconfusion Ɏ
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UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. HOW CAN SO MUCH SAND GET IN ONE MOUTH. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED. WHERE THE FUCK AM I. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/89CDC0E8A035.PNG
i kn0w my acc0unt haz had very 1itt1e h0rnyp0zting at a11 but w0u1d y0u be upzet if i ztarted n0w
R1GHT N3XT TO M3 W1TH H1S F4C3 BUR13D 1N MY T1TS, C4N'T STOP TH1NK1NG 4BOUT TH4T STUP1D HORS3 BULG3 #NSFW #H4T3TH4TSTUP1DWHORS3SOMUCH
]F THERE ARE ANY H]GH B[OODS OUT THERE READ]NG TH]S ] WANT TO WORK FOR YOU. YOU CAN USE MY HORNS AS A HAND[E AS ]T ]S DES]GNED TO BE USED THAT WAY! ] CAN GO TO MANY HARD TO REACH P[ACES :)
•●•bouncing on it just to fɛɛl somɛthing. ænything rɛælly. #nsfw #sæd•●•
One of th' gals at th' marrket asked me if I wanted t' go ferr a "rroll in th' hay" with herr. I said no, cuz I was busy, but I'm kinda confused. Hay is rreal scrratchy and itchy, why th' hell d'ya wanna rroll arround in it? Just seems uncomforrtable.
--accezzing mem0ry.10g.chunk.ca.20.tpn-- 10cati0n: [redacted], a1ternia it iz unc1ear h0w he haz g0tten thiz many viruzez 0n hiz huzkt0p. mind1ezz c1icking, he zayz. y0u te11 him y0u think he did it 0n purp0ze t0 get y0u zpending the day with him. he 1aughz, he1ping y0u p1ug y0urze1f in. y0u are zudden1y n0 10nger there, watching y0urze1f with the huzkt0p camera whi1e y0u ztart the w0rk needed t0 he1p him. y0u bare1y fee1 the m0vement az he pu11z y0u int0 hiz 1ap. y0ur b0dy reactz az hiz handz, 1arge and r0ugh, z1ip up under y0ur zkirt. y0ur thinkpan d0ez n0t, t00 buzy dizmant1ing whatever bu11zhit he'z d0wn10aded. a kizz t0 y0ur neck, face paint prezzed againzt y0ur cheek and a mumb1ed quezti0n azking y0u t0 f0cuz f0r a m0ment. when y0u d0, y0u find a hand 0n y0ur chezt, an0ther tracing y0ur n00k. a finger z1ipz in. then an0ther. he kizzez y0ur cheek, waiting f0r that 1itt1e m0an, bef0re he te11z y0u t0 g0 back t0 w0rk. the zenzati0n iz harder t0 ign0re thiz time az fingerz pump in and 0ut 0f y0ur n00k. any time y0u pauze, he enc0uragez y0u t0 keep ign0ring him. y0u are a mezz by the time y0u finizh y0ur tazk. --end mem0ry -- #nzfw #perz0na1 #fingering
Sorry I’m normal again.
mem0ry 10gz are apparent1y c0unted az z0mething zimi1ar t0 a zimp1e fi1e 0r media piece, which meanz i am re1ative1y free t0 p0zt them.
thiz iz a zh0rt tezt. --accezzing mem0ry.10g.chunk.az.13.pt1.tpn-- 10cati0n: [redacted], a1ternia. y0u zit 0n the back p0rch 0f the hive, watching the wavez 1ap at the zh0re. m00n1ight zpark1ez 0ff them, 1ike the pear1z zhe uzez f0r her jewe11ery. the new imp1ant 0n y0ur arm itchez, and az y0u m0ve t0 zcratch it, zhe c0mez 0ut 0f her hive. a 1itt1e tzk, bef0re [redacted] takez y0ur arm and inzpectz it. zhe te11z y0u that it zuitz y0u az zhe ti1tz y0ur head up and kizzez y0u. zhe taztez 0f za1t and [redacted]. it iz [redacted], her handz wandering in a way that iz diztinct1y n0 10nger pa1e. --end mem0ry 10g-- #nzfw #p0rtz #quadrantta1k #pzi0nicz #cw-abuze
just remember anytime there'S someone hot on the feed i could be trying to slide in their dms but i don'T ever because that would ruin this chud persona i'VE set up and nothing is more important to me than shitposting here
also i have a deep fear of rejection but that'S neither here nor there
I think im a littl3 uptown funk3d up
// genuinely been on the fence about quitting chittr from a while and getting blueballed from a sitewide event because of bad luck will be the thing to push me to the quit side so if you dont see me round tomorrow keep it real
I feel like 'm gonna faint... jus' seein' ev'ryone like this...
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
>> ¡ need everyone #H¡meroPoડt¡ng to know that my puડher w¡11 never recover from th¡ડ ♥️+♦️ 🥹
Okay, so. Now that I've had a bit to just fucking breathe: why are there four reacts and what the hell does 'mediate' mean? 'Like' and 'hate' are obvious, 'pity' can be extrapolated, but what about the fourth? And why are they card suits?°❀.࿔
...Is that a common enough thing on Alternia for there to be a dedicated reaction?!°❀.࿔
i am here t0 entertain. @mega10memez [vide0: a ta11 c10wn 100kz 0ver at the camera, z10w1y m0ving t0wardz the wearer, bef0re there iz a crack1ing z0und. the 0ffending purp1e iz 1ifted up with green and b1ue energy, then dr0pped zharp1y. thunk. thiz repeatz, bef0re hiz b0dy iz zharp1y thr0wn t0 the zide and 0ut a wind0w. the camera g0ez 0ver t0 them, 100king 0ut t0 zee a zma11 impact zp0t and the 0ther tr011 z10w1y picking themze1vez up t0 1imp away. ] #vi01ence
i guess. okay well some background about me is i was on alternia for about two sweeps (four years), maybe more when I was a kid. and i saw a lot. i also did a lot. a lot of bad things. well anyway it's mostly a cycling of dead people i once knew before the whole dying thing or people ive had to, um. take care of myself. and they like come back and tell me it's my fault. and that im a monster. stuff like that.
had a nightmare.
... The sentiment is appreciated. Thank you.
Got a fat ass and nice tits, but at what cost? (Back pain)
oh god im just taking L's today huh
:33< urgh purrhapse i should eat something instead of just laying here and pouting about being snubbed on an invite
:33< *the mighty huntress crosses her arms sits down and pouts*
:33< this is hell my life is hell
K--<this isnt a puzzle box this is a "are you up to date with darlin dearie lore" box and theres nothing wrong with that but you could be honest about it because now im feeling #puzzlecucked
K--<ok fine ill solve the aradia harem owner's arg
K--<i dont have a drinking problem. i am actually. quite good at it. #substance
K--<when i reach 10k i will finally be allowed to be happy again
K--<still stuck in collar btw thats still going on but im trying to act normal
K--<im ngmi im stupid and cucked and collared forever why did i put this on why is it stuck this isnt my FUCKING life now
\\ WOULD I LIE ABOUT SOMETHING THIS EMBARASSING
K--<now the rankmaid is pitying my collar situation im SO COOKED
K--<my ancestor mustve been "the chud" or some shit
K--<its actually getting uncomfortable now this sucks.
K--<stupid fucking collared chud i am not even finding this erotic i am just mad
K--<i cant go to the shop like this
K--<@naughtyTechnician help
<3-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE
K--<i cannot leave my fucking hiveblock like this
K--<collared with no master... I am a ronin
K--<its stuck on
K--<& a collar
K--<"burais puts a collar on and cant get it off again" isnt my most embarrassing moment but its up there. help
K--<lot of people seeming incredibly worried for my health lately. not used to this.
RECHITT THIS IF U SUPPORT LOVE like = ur crush notices u pity = 1 sweep good fortune hate = good health mediate = death of ur enemies IGNORE = 10 SWEEPS BAD LUCK
K--<https://youtu.be/FLIjiDah2Pg if you have any respect left for me please listen to this. this is how it feels to burais
we have work / at 5 / and its currently 1:40 / which means i have like three hours / but really i have to leave thirty minutes ahead / so i only have two and a half / but i also have to shower / and get ready / which means i really only actually have two hours / but to account for things potentially taking more time than necessary / i actually only have an hour and a half / i fucking hate time management / i dont get to do shit
K--<I'm leaving here, getting out of this place Leaving here, getting out of this place Only certain kinds of people can take these things Get up in the morning, I'm paying my bills Watching a storm cloud form over the hills It appears I was waiting for my old self I don't know what I'm made of or where from I came Don't even seem to remember my name Or why the ghost's alive in this cave They say she's on the run It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over And thought then can turn action And I dig, and I dig, and I dig, and I dig Till my head is so sick and so clear
K--<A point in the horizon, a melting scene from your childhood. Your mortality is showing. A frantic drift towards nothing, biology doomed to an infinite recursive loop. Teeth with teeth with teeth. Take a bite. Serene scent of a coastal town, warmth of the sun. Bitter tears. Lust for power. This is where you abandoned your dreams.
I don't follow trends, I set them.
Piece of shit gutter blood nobody thinks he has a chance with me. [Y]/N sure like that will ever happen.
Hate to miss the last fight but I don't think sleeping beauty here is gonna wake up so I better gettem to the hive. Gonna put my money down on that Darlin dame and try to catch a recording at Kara's. For no other reason other than she's one hell of a bombshell and I want her to win. 'Till next week, folks. #fightnight
K--<*banging head into sheet metal so hard it dents* STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID
K--<have i not suffered enough tonight
[ I am tired of being responsib|e for these c|owns. ]
should I get a new gender yes / no ◇ / ♧
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this cant be happening
;; H-HWHAT? HUH? HHWEHHHH? WHHHHHHHHHHAT? ;;
i normally stick with my more tame front but in honor of everyone’s #nsfw confessions from way earlier when i was busy, i feel it’s only fair i post one of my own . . . but! i already confess a lot of my thoughts on here so, maybe, just this once i’ll share something more open than the front i show on this site #substance #stonedconfessions ——————— very long warning list: #pailing #violence #bodyhorror #extreme #kink #extremekink #nsfwe #gore #torture #abuse #cw-self-harm #horror (tldr: i like to be hurt and almost killed and mentally broken and i’m making that the problem of anyone who reads below wow long tldr lmfao amirite???) thnx for bearing with me while i show an excessive amount of worry for the wellbeing of any troll who has the misfortune of reading this #bloodymess fantasy below this point ———————- when i talk about my experiences of pain and the enjoyment of it, i feel as though i’ve only been recently sharing the more tame and sexual side of things . . . i feel like i’ve gotten too soft on myself slipping away from the root of my true desires, the type of need that i wake up from nightmares of feeling as desperate as ever i want the pain inflicted on me to be done with zero regard for my personal wellbeing or tolerance it makes me lose my mind, the rot spreading from my pusher and through my body until i decay i need to feel myself lost in the suffering tear me apart piece by piece snap my fingers one by one, maintaining eye contact the whole time my vision shakes from the blinding agony by the third you’ve noticed through my tears the movement in my jeans my legs are pressed together even though i’m shaking and sobbing when you get to the sixth, you find i’m shifting where i’m bound, trying to feel any kind of friction in my jeans out of pure instinct you slow down, laughing and taunting me in the face of this little discovery you get to the ninth, you don’t know how trying to horrify me and make me beg to die for to this point, but you’re not going to let me get what i want the most now that you know i’m as broken as this who else would have gotten this far and be begging for their life between each sob??? at least when i’m not screaming each time you crack a bone lmfao you’re about to let me go, you don’t want me passing out before you can get me to calm down and do more to me but then you realize what my plea is really for i don’t care for my life, i’m begging you to not stop you stop undoing my restraints, leaving the hand with the last in tact fingertip bound to the chair with the other free you know i won’t fight back anymore, not when i’m trying to rock my hips against the chair i’m right where i want to be, mind gone and replaced with need to paint the inside of my pants with my color *crack* i lose myself completely it’ll be humiliating when i come down, but for now it’s pure ecstasy . . .
>> httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/how%C2%A11ookatbro.png
Sometimes I fucking hate this job.
high and horny is for the desperate (me) lmfao #nsfw #substance
K--<problem sleuth cannot be saying im cooked
K--<im like a blink away from paying someone to pretend to be her
K--<update on that last post: if she blocks you in the present it blocks any version of you from that point onward from trolling any point on her timeline. hypothetically. i didnt try it.
K--<messaging your exs past self on trollian so you can talk to a version of her that still loves you #lifehack
K--<i should troll her going "im sorry" over and over again this is a good idea that will work
i've had a REALLY bad pain in my neck for the past few days :( does any body have any tips on how to get it out?
I have time for one more. Before the party. Like or Pity to post it. Hate or Mediate to say you don't want it, knowing I'm going to do it anyway.
> 1m at a :.+:_ for word2 <
I'm afraid you're just gonna need to put a gun to my head on this one.
I'm beginning to feel like these trolls are a bad influence on me.
I'm gonna troll your stupid fucking site and get back at it for what your people are doing to my planet right now!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
[Inserted photographs of television news coverage from Earth welcoming the trolls to our planet.] maybe you're not personally but THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!
………i sneezed and hit send fuck my life
I'd LikE To HavE SomeonE MakE Me KneeL FoR 'Em. Be PrettY HoT. ;3 #nsfw
• ahh • sorry to hear • i understand • if you ever need a smoke buddy, or a listening ear • just let me know
;; §-§ometime§ when i'm hiding in the bathroom during adjournment i like to t-think about going hive and it m-make§ me feel better ;;
yeah i'm bbad t0 the bb0ne i ain't $ure what y0u've bbeen t0ld
This edible is weak. #substances
My fellow constituents, I see many of you speaking about me in the Chittr.ing Official Discord. Thank you very much. I love you all as well.
I am grand. Besides ʇ)+|e facʇ my maʇespriʇ )+|as died.
-)< A TRUE FAILING OF THE SHITSTORM WE CALL OUR FUCKING SOCIETY
pov you are my camera being overtaken by the moLd that ive been negLecting https://fiLe..garden/advr1gu4eqxrvrdb/themoLd..png
>>| .it's gay hour! time to smooch some purpleblood .and be fucked to the .unconsciousness! #nsfw
i supp0rt this 8ut als0 y0u vwill n0t feel great after 8ut i vw0uld als0 d0 dis s0 i cant shame
there there please rest! https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/478764096978.gif
You know. I'm not gonna let this bruise my ego. It's already been through enough.
:( avw man... y0u 0kay 8uddy?
K--<you know youre doing really Really good mentally when you see a fucking @dickAce post and go "yeah man i know that feeling"
><3 Being freaky first t)(ing in t)(e morning is very t)(erapeutik~
naknak i found a way to link this post directly to my heros computer 1 like = 1 boondollar wired to my pockets 1 hate = 1 boondollar wired to him instead i dont know what the other buttons do
• that sounds intense • if you need anything, let me know
I fear I have posted too close to the sun. For now, I must retire.
NO. THAT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WOULD ENJOY RIGHT NOW. NEVER UTTER THOSE WORDS TO ME AGAIN.
Silent on the womanposting, I see.
I love all dames of all varieties. But there's a specific kind that holds a special place in this ol' heart of mine. https://i.postimg.cc/QxTqGjGW/Screenshot-2026-04-17-221630.png
Listen I'm not really a softie and haven't been around the bend for longer than three days but I might as well indulge in stroking some of the egos of folks I've taken to for #friendshipfriday @megaloMemes You're a real one. For the drinks and for bringing me back to life after the drinks. Whenever I'm on Alternia I know where my haunts gonna be and it's gonna be the place with the friendly 'tender with funny taste in music. @eveningWitness It's always gratifying to find a kindred spirit out in this big wide universe. If you're ever lookin' to branch out onto the big stage Team Sleuth's always got a spot for another hard-boiled son of gun. @tigrineAvenger Really what's there to say? Nice lady who can punch a bastards head clean off it feels like. Know who I'm takin' my lessons from before the next fight night. @aspiringPessimist Christ that ass in those shorts.
<3 this if u wanna see more slutty pics of #dirk in shibari in the future or <> if u want #jake 2 be my next victim ;) #wink #nsfw
I think it's tellin' I can't remember a thing other than talkin' to Ed with my arm around their shoulder and tryin' to figure out how to tell Lark where I wanted to drink those martinis off of.
Oh thank God. I hope you mean that in a spiritual sense though rather than a literal, because if I did tell the story of how me and my boys knocked down Mobster Kingpin already that's like half my drink budget slashed in one go.
Yeah yeah invite a bunch of Midnight Crewjobs but not me it's not like I'm some kinda massive threat to your operation you cueball headed bastard it's not like I haven't taken down a mob or two or kicked Spades ass at darts. Just sit there in your ivory tower I'll come get you down mumblegrumble...
It's not me which is probably bad news for my tab, I reckon.
https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/thestruggleisreal.png
Join the club.
These posts and any like it were not me and were in fact made by a thief who stole my phone in order to defame me. This is the official story and I will not be taking questions on the matter. https://i.postimg.cc/zBCsb2zm/oh-no.png
What have I done.
Oh. Oh no.
Jesus that's better. What did I even chit last night; why do I have so many notifications?
one time i farted and blamed it on the guy sitting next to me and a <lown blew his head off #lowblood<onfessions #violen<e
What do i bring to the table? an ingot. and thats why i should be Court Jester. i know how to smith Metal and glass https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2b/be/db/2bbedb9d991c66c9919c5d647c860d3b.jpg
K--<how are indigos the least normal caste on a website full of purples
⚜HUZZAH!!! https://media.tenor.com/yQAJhcHf8S8AAAAM/dancing-knight-tik-tok.gif⚜⁀➴
what kinda fish is salmonella and can i eat it
⚜UPDATE: https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/CHITT/fried.png?v=1776449025137⚜⁀➴
with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. submissi0ns are n0w cl0sed 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.
SIDEBAR! your highblood my sincere desire for everyone in this courtblock to die is eclipsed only by my need to play troll magic: the gathering tomorrow at the local LGS gaming store. so if you extend this trial another day i cant say i wont show up wearing a bomb vest #tmtg #inspiring
i think that wasdthe lost of my organs shuttin down ill see you tomrorow night alternai nobody tocuh my stuff wille im sleeping
yeah waterd be nice actually
Fellas I think im IN THEER. i went gramblin and i WON THE JERKPOT. goes to show that drinkin; solves ALL YOUR PROBLEMS NEVER SOTP DRINKING IT WIELL ALL ORWK OUT! #substances #addorparty
I see it's time for another important reminder to not trust your thoughts after 9pm. All your friends do not hate you, you do in fact just need to go to sleep.
Literally nothing, and that's the worst part! You are so clearly fucked up that you didn't have to do jack shit!
Whatdio trolls even got ogoing on down there eis it some kind of carniverous maw because im lookin to get DEVOURED #afterparty
If youe dont I'lm never forgive ya ladytype.
Fjuuuuck I shoulda the sealed the deal. Donen't you hit uep peoples dMs when you people shmooze on eachh other here. Howdya no when thats cool its not lek theyve ginen ya their number..... #afterpraty
DAVE JUST PUT ON A BIKINI WITH OBAMA ON IT. I'M CONFLICTED.
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trust me. you don't wanna know. i didnt wanna know and now i know but you dont wanna know. i wish i didnt know. but i do, and you do not wanna know.
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feeling cuddly / i wanna hug people / really bad