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what the fuck is 0n my feed
This Is The First And Final Time I Let Vriska Design One Of My Outfits For Me. #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/636/0db17e5675b83aa2c35bae0d58d1a275.jpeg?17689888
not now sweety mommys cybercursing a dude #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c114e668ed70.png
what are these abominations on my feed...
Being-tall-is-sooooo-annoying-i-keep-bumping-my-head! curse-my-6'9ft-height! #talltrollproblems
I-hate-the-alternian-highbloods-who-keep-trying-to-put-clothes-on-me! it's-always-so-tight! #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464726264320360771/1507905200298393620/dlnv72s-69fb9203-6144-4b2d-b67a-07b6ffea42b9.png?ex=6a314367&is=6a2ff1e7&hm=03971525b022d857e61b58e8bf0870309d4a101295f753018b957bd9d91382aa&
I-always-deal-with-peepers-when-i-bathe-but-no-need-to-peep! anyone-can-join-me-in-the-bath! #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464726264320360771/1479913213385773228/bafkreidspfoe3ft6zi4tct5uvngqmcffedktfxuexnhktrbkxcyqifxdoyjpeg.png?ex=6a319a15&is=6a304895&hm=c38704b84a99cdfa3822664823a6c9d43208ea1f7ecc715845c251a549a25fc3
Clothes-are-just-always-so-tight-on-me! thats-why-i-love-going-nude-no-reason-to-hide-all-this! #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464726264320360771/1489516462895792228/HE9UNdwagAARsKx.png?ex=6a319a0e&is=6a30488e&hm=6aca892beccecb155181760eb149f28b7531383458251e621dd5d7f51e0aa49b
This-place-seems-fun! hope-i-can-meet-new-friends! hope-you-all-don't-mind-casual-nudity! #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464726264320360771/1494461594388922458/0e87a6c1-cbb6-4f72-9fbd-f5d28b0df1c9.png?ex=6a312291&is=6a2fd111&hm=32a5daf1e96791449290e3ef230ee41565d107a93e9560041e0e5d6386272c41
// potential frenchtoastclub badge if we get more members. this is a dire need…
who wants to join the #frenchtoastclub with me? we are fans of french toast and… thats about it. :B
replace the k in mario kart with an f relax gen z its called dark humor
Is this h◊w y◊u “thirst trΛp” pr◊p๑rly?
You know who else is shooting ropes
You are forgiven.
oh RLY now......
Culling myself. \ i >< i / #selfharm #suicide
* dude. * what do you mmeeaann shy dirk both died and resurrected while i wasn't looking!?!? * what even killed him!!!!! he's so innocent and nice even if sickly so!!!
since we're posting dick on the timeline...i can't *not* show off. c'mon, i GOTTA! #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f59b42b457.jpg
thrusting so hard we break the bed and then thrusting even harder so it rebuilds itself like in the lego games #nsfw
ive taken enough tylenol over the past 3 days to kill a small child. been there done that.
#tru
🜲 https://file.g⚜rden/Z⚜Ns35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/thetree.png ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
Λlth◊gh th๑s๑ t๑∩tΛcl๑s Λr๑ f◊r clΛimi∩g pr๑tty littl๑ thi∩gs wh◊ Λr๑ ◊b๑di๑∩t ๑∩◊ugh t◊ try s◊m๑thi∩g m◊th๑rfucki∩ wick๑d…
:33< search davepeta :33< or jaspurrose
@melancholicNebula asked: "₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎Can I drink yøur bløød?˚.⭒" uh. depends on a lot of things? i wouldn't mind donating some if you wanted to try it? but i don't have lots of context. solid "maybe"!
IT is quite lonely
BABY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME AND HE INSIST THAT IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM? FUCK DAVE STRIDER, OR SHOULD I SAY DAVE ELIZABETH STRIDER. THAT DAMN PUNK. https://i.postimg.cc/P5thkbWJ/DJ-khaled-strider.png
DRAWING MY HATERS PREGNANT. #PREGNANTPOSTING
twelve more tomorrows until deltarune ch5
, , /////| ///// | |~~~| | |===| | |w | | | o | | A new badge has been discovered! — RAINBOW DRINKER | w| / |===|/ '---'
THIS DEFINITELY ISN’T A DEVELOPMENT I’M GOING TO MAKE INSIDIOUS USE OF!
Hell yeah bro
MY LUSUS!
You know who else has a piss beam
Which ice cream is better? Chocolate or Vanilla? I prefer Vanilla!
I like †eȺ§in Ⱥ m◯†herfucker §◯ hȺȺȺȺrd †hȺȺȺ† †hey ge† cl◯◯◯◯§e †◯ cryiin beef◯re Puu††iin my bulge iin bu† ȺPPȺren†ly m◯†heeeerfucker§ †◯◯◯◯◯◯ wimPy †◯ hȺȺȺndle Ⱥ lil §exuȺl †◯◯◯r†ure #n§fw
iT Wi77 OfFeR a ⱠiTtLe fAc3 =.]
aPpReCiAtIoN ? It hAs DoNɇ NoThInG tO dɆsErV3 tHiS
Shadow Chittr money gang We love casting spells (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
Holy shit it's bill cipher. Yeah I believe that
THE NAMES BILL CIPHER! JUST YOUR AVERAGE DIMENSION TRAVELING LOTS-OF-KNOWING TRIANGULAR DREAM DEMON!
BILL CIP)(-ER???
yOu WiSh To 63 iTs fRi3nD ?
iT Is UnFaMi7iAr WiTh YoU iT wOuLd nOt MiNd AnOtHeR fRiɆnD
iT HaS gAiNɇD a FrIɇNd
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e7db7ad9714.png #nsfw (in CASE.)
iT aCcɆpTs ?
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Sneezed so hard my bulge grewww. an inch
yo yo yo wassup fellow daves its that time again #davehour
go my davelings #davehour
8azinga
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im into that
1M COM1NG OV3R TO P3RSON4LLY SHR3D YOUR W1R3S 4P4RT #V1OL3NC3
sorry to disappoint
JUST S4Y1NG TH3R3 B3TT3R B3 SOM3 D4V3BOT 4SS BY TH3 3ND OF TH3 COUNTDOWN OR 1TLL B3 L4M3 4S H3LL #NSFW
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:33 < *ac walks into TGs place with some delicious soup she made!! she says "i heard youre not f33ling your best, so i boiled up my latest catch with some yummy potatoes, ch33se, and bacon!!!!!!*
i think im sick i keep sniffling and my head feels all gross i wish i had soup or something
whatever hes countin down to is probs important tbh
I didn't even notice the Davebot countdown, sorry. I'm pretty sure my Sec of Defense was having a stroke.
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It's Okay. This Is Just A Temporary Set Back! I Promise.
larkso..
My Coping Mechanisms Aren't " Coping Mechanisming " As Much As I'd Like Them To.
This is the least concerning thing I have posted, actually. Whether you all have seen the earlier posts or not is completely up in the air
can you fuck offffff cant you see im having a day
it aint
DAVENPORT, I DEMAND YOU MAKE IT SOME FUCK SHIT.
Davebot it better not be some fuck shit.
i like the kick in the face and the things you do to me i love the way that it hurts i don't miss you i miss the misery #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/track/3gmezilp9bzf45wimva16l?si=c8a417fac19e4943
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Is this a countdown to Dave Hour or something?
√(Some of us have worldly big bads and we're starting to get self conscious about it)²
I'm fine.
Boss lady is complaining about midbloods again.
hllly sh|t |ts w|nee wednesdy CL|NMKK 🥂 #substsncee #substAnce #sssubtAnsre
(\ /) the outer wilds are trying to tell me to change my display name. should i listen to them?
I am a8out to esplode
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SHE *MOCKS* ME.
theres no stopping it. its happening one way or another
#STOPTH3COUNT!!!
#dontstopthecount
WHY 1S D4V3BOT COUNT1NG DOWN #STOPTH3COUNT
the gaem
the plan
what's this countdown about?
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i don'T think it takes a high level of reading comprehension to understand what i'M asking here
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >wh/\t d0≡s th!s ≡v≡n m≡/\n
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < The desire to mess with your "nice friend" until their face pops. (ᴗ_ ᴗ。)
joke so good it made one of the “hate ever7thing” a((ounts like it
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honestly, same
ugh
well https://1.1mgur.com/m9BT2r5.jpeg https://1.1mgur.com/dSuH311.g1f
I'm honestly not sure.
Is Bro okay right now????
shore man i dont know just say whatebber
WH4TS W1TH TH3 COUNTDOWN
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NO W4Y 1TS TH3 24K L1M1T3D 3D1T1ON ON3 4ND ONLY BROBUBU
Fuck lasting in a twisted mind; none of you would last a second in verbal conversation with me unloading my stream of thoughts at all. TROLLBAMA'S STRIBUBUs! I AM ONE OF RARE BROBUBUS. Straightforward.
Ɏ going 2 sleep i will try to be more tomorrow Ɏ
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The queen of fire lets me sleep on her couch. She never said I wasn't allowed to SNIFF her essence from the couch, too! Mwahahaha! Ahh.. one day she will raze this world, and me with it, but living was worth it to be under her. Not in THAT way though.
// Dave had to get it from somewhere is ALL im saying.
gonna go back to my old house got some items of... sentimental value i should pick up before saturday
its a tough decision which one do i pin
guys has anyone ever made music that'S like. only for chittr? asking for a friend
if i;m comin down on Yoч, i expect Yoчr bчsh to floss mY teeth
New weapon in the works one moment.
he's fucking losing it
stuck iin the labyriinth agaiin
What.
So establishing Trollbama's labubus: Stribubus I am... Brobubu. Yeah?
made another one. thi§ might be §wag.
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#dAshwAtch1ng https://1.1mgur.com/XLAoBuK.g1f
hmm the hate is blooming today
C4N 1 B3 PR3S1D3NT FOR ON3 D4Y ONLY 1 PROM1S3 NOT TO BLOW UP 4NY R3M41N1NG S4F3 PL4C3S
eexcitedd i am. eexcitedd!
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >b0th
[|87 :: G00d gog that’s a lot of hate on my last ch;t. 1 don’t know ;f 1 should feel flattered or threatened.
i wanna get drunk and nailed, fuck this thesis #nsfw #substances
SLANDER MEANS NOTHING TO ME.
Did he just shoo me
ment1oned 1n the slAnder v1deos 1 would comment thAnk1ng them for be1ng recogn1zed but 1m blocked! mAny such cAses sAd! 1 got A good chuckle out of 1t
yay!
<action; statement input; statement: once i'm not being summoned every 10 seconds, i think i wi|| try to set up a new simu|ation input; statement: one just for me to have & enjoy />
Saw the rabies badge for the first time today and seeing that flag made me get flashbanged with memories. Ah, tumblr....
YOU SHOULD F33L 4NG3R 4ND V1OL3NC3 MOR3 OFT3N
wWw been really getting into love and joy lately wWw
.anyone who who is NOT a loser is gonna get likeS .anybody who is a loser is gonna get hateS .as decided upon by myself based on factors i find relevanT .refer to your notifications to whether you .ARE A COOL BITCh .or a TOTAL LOSER WEENIe .by my definitioN
my currnt biggedt inspos r dolly psrton madonna n tht lesbain from the cheerleader movie abt lesbians #beinsononchalerntbypretendinidkwhatitsclaled
I just saw a vIdeo of a troll turnIng hImself Into a pIckle funnIest shIt I ever seen. []<
(^･ω･^) < I RESPECT THE HUSTLE!!!
:33 < its the purrincipal
:33 < well yeah but its nyot specific
(^･ω･^) < WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE SLANDERED???
i mean that #girlbulge part kinda was be(ause that’s shitpeta all over #nsfw
:33 < nyot one mention if nepawta in eifurr slander videos :33 < someone will hear furrom my lawyer
is everyonne havinng a good day?
Mmmmm Rabies!!!
love you karkat <3
FUCKING AMAZING.
dj fucked that shit up too he wanted more haha
SORRY, YOUR JUST SUCH A HOME DAD ITS A BIT CUTE. FUCKING APPLE PAN AND MAKING PANCAKES? FUCKKK
@carcinogenocide#3379 i see you liking my chitts babe
IS THIS A REQUEST TO THIN THE HERD? HAA HAA.
We must c9m6at this...
An ill 9men, surely. Acts 9f immensely #pr96lematic natures may 6e in69und. Stay vigilant.
Hm. Ykn9w. It feels like there's m9re versi9ns 9f myself 9nline than there n9rmally is. N9rmally it's just me. And p9ssi6ly 9ne 9ther. 6ut right n9w it's me and like... Three 9thers? Interesting I must say.
RO4DTR1P TO BUC-33S 4ND W3 4LL P3T TH4T FUCK1NG B34V3R
BREAKING NEWS: It is literally raining purrbeast and barkbeast over the studio, don't worry none are getting hurt. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Rare photograph of an all knowing all seeing deity in their natural habitat performing their daily mating ritual. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
[|87 :: 1mag;ne how much could be solved w;th synthet;c bl00d. G00d gog so many cond;t;ons could be treated! #gore??
.HAHAHa .those are the words of a LOSER who LOSt .my prankster gambit is off the chartS
I was not duped, I knew the strategy and complied willingly.
.SINGLE HANDEDLY DUPED @turingTranscendence INTO ASSISTING IN MY RISE TO TOP KULL SCORe ?sucks to suck ,doesnt iT
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Do you not know, everyone's chits get hated, that is not the exception, but the rule. They are hating everyone, Yossarian. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Ah so it's like showing my art to my father neutral hatred ok
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I would say that's even less neutral than the truth, there is no personality or actual emotion involved. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Why is everyone hating my chits
Do You Think If I Asked Telly If He Has To Wear A Bra I Could Bait Him Into Fighting Me Or No.
K33P H4T1NG MY CH1TS 4ND 1LL SHOW YOU SOM3TH1NG TO R34LLY H4T3 ON
Nuke everything, no survivors.
“i am uptight for a reason, you certainly wouldn't want to see me relax!“ (Zirzot 43).
tempted to also get a keldam corp badge for keldam corp employees..idk though! Maybe ill do a gimmick where chittr folk can sign up for a job interview at the company thatd be fun
[|87 :: People are st;ll tweak;n over the trolls mass hat;n everyth;ng? 1 suppose ;t could be seen as annoy;n but 1 personally f;nd ;t rather humorous.
BRB GO1NG THROUGH 3V3RYBODYS L1K3S JUST TO B3 NOSY
.im really out here beating the haters at their own gamE
ist fun hsvin a drnk mental brekdown whrte no 1 has corext lol u just spiral n sporal n spirel more high rec #substance
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >h≡/\rd w≡ w≡r≡ h/\t!ng 《 h!tts
#dashwatching
whats your favorite Seldomly known animal? Mines the Eel Goby https://fishesofaustralia.net.au/Images/Image/TaenioidPurpurascDerrickCruz.jpg
elvis costello my beloved god i want that man thank god nobody sees this
[ @MELANCHOLICNEBULA ASKS: "HAVE YOU MET LOZ VANTAS? IF SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I HAVE! LOZ IS QUITE COOL, IN MY HONEST OPINION. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/EH3DUPZTAYWSXY6LA ]
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8bb3ccc308ab.gif :o) #Workposting #Bossposting #Worship #DarkCarnivalCometh
Rice Krispy Treat
Guess 1'll play morrow1nd [ The Summoner Has Logged Off]
If there was a clone of me I'd torture him to the limit. :o) There can only be one superior version of myself thas is I. #violence #gore
>+. FOR 10K EITHER SCORE I WILL POST A NUDE OF SOMEONE'S CHOICE .+< #nsfw
D --> STR0NG I WANNA DANCE WITH KACCHAN STR0NG WE GONNA LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
have been calling him my husband and telling people were married. we arent. he hasnt questioned it yet either. for some reason.
Aww! The c9l9rs are quite pretty!
need one trillion kult by tomorroe or else
With h9w hard my planet is t9 traverse, this t9wer is really difficult t9 find... The 69th 9f us are struggling quite a 6it..
foreshadowing? what about fiveshadowing?
cALIBORN, i WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, lIKE NO ONE EVER WAS, oR AT LEAST, eQUAL TO WHERE OTHERS ARE, yOU KNOW BECAUSE, i DESERVE THAT AND, i AM PRETTY COOL AND POWERFUL IN MY OWN R1GHT, aND FRANKLY i THINK THAT YOU SIR ARE, oVERRATED WHEN IT COMES TO THE POWERSCALERS, i MEAN, mE AND MY CAT, cOULD DEFINITELY BEAT UP, yOU AND YOUR CAT, aND YOUR CAT, tHOUGH, tO CATCH THEM IS YOUR REAL TEST, tHEM BEING, tHESE HANDS THOUGH, i THINK i AM ABOVE SUCH PETTY MEANS OF SHOWING YOU THAT, i L1TERALLY 1v1 THE B1G BAD EVIL GUY, oR AT LEAST THE KIDDIE VERSION THOUGH THAT SAID, tANKING A PUNCH FROM THE BIG YOU DOES WONDERS, fOR MY POWERSCALING, lIKE, mY LASS SCAMPER WOULD BLOW, yOUR LITTLE PEANUT MIND, sTRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR, pEANUT SHELL HEAD, mY MAD SKILLZ IN ALL THINGS, fIDUSPAWN AND pOKEMON AND GAMING, tO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE AND i THINK, pERHAPS YOU MAY FALL UNDER THAT TOO, jUST AS i HAVE TAMED YOUR LARGE GREEN SNAKE, tIME AND TIME AGAIN (PERHAPS tIME IS A STRONGER SUIT OF MINE, tHAN YOURS, jUST AS i COULD PULL OFF A SUIT, bETTER THAN YOU, aND EVEN COULD PULL OFF YOUR L1TTLE SUSPENDERS AND LOLLIPOP LOOK BETTER, i WAS HATCHED TO WEAR A PROPELLER HAT) i WILL TAME YOU, tO MY WILL, i WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, sEARCHING FAR AND WIDE FOR MORE COOL BEASTIES AND TREASURE AND FRIENDS, tHEN USE THEM ALL TO TEACH cALIBORN TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE, oF ME, cALIBORN BEING YOU, oBVIOUSLY, wHETHER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MY lITTLE cUP OR aNYTHING gOES, iT IS ALL, dEEP DEEP INSIDE ME, jUST ROARING TO GET OUT, i MEAN IF i HAD THOSE DUMB pAGE UNDIES THEY COULD NOT EVEN CONTA1N ALL THIS OVERFLOWING HOT AIR i CONSTANTLY SPEW, bREATH-WISE, wH1CH BLOWS YOU AROUND METAPHORICALLY AND MAKES YOU, mY B WORD, aS IT WERE, iT'S YOU AND ME BUCKO, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY TO TAKE YOU DOWN AND, hUMILIATE YOU, pUBLICLY AND PRIVATELY, oH, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND 1N A WORLD i MUST DEFEND, a PUSHER SO TRUE AS MINE, cAN NOT BE CORRUPTED BY YOU AND THE ALLURE OF YOUR WHITE MEN, aND GREEN MEN, aND RED LADIES, tHOUGH, i AM ACTUALLY PALS WITH SEVERAL OF THOSE, rED BLOODED WOMEN WHO ARE, qUITE NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM, sO MY COURAGE WILL PULL ME THROUGH THE THRONGS OF YOUR RABID SUPPORTERS, tO GET A PROPER MANO Y MANO GOING ON (yOU WOULD PROBABLY SAY, mANO Y WOMANO, tHEN BE LIKE, "WHY WOMAN, iS RIGHT," BUT IT MEANS PRONG, nOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER, yOU DUMMY), tHESE LANGUAGE SKILLS ARE JUST ONE EXAMPLE IN WHICH i SHOW THE WAY THAT, yOU TEACH ME AND i'LL TEACH YOU, yEAH, eVERY CHALLENGE ALONG THE WAY, wITH COURAGE, i WILL FACE, iT, aND THAT INCLUDES YOUR RAMPANT HALITOSIS, wHICH SMELLS VERY MUCH LIKE DAIRY, mOST OF THE TIME 1F i CAN BE HONEST, i UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A GROWING BOY AND ALL, aND i AM A GROW1NG GIRL BUT, iT'S NOT EVEN MY VEGANISM THAT MAKES ME AVERSE, iT'S JUST, i WILL BATTLE EVERY DAY TO GET THROUGH, tHAT STENCH OF IT, l1KE OTHER PEOPLE CAN EAT AND DRINK, wHAT THEY WANT 1T 1S FOR MY OWN PERSONAL PREFERENCE, aND i THINK IT HELPS ME TO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE, aS A FUTURE BEAST DOCTERROR OR, vETERINARIAN AS THEY ARE CALLED IN THE HUMAN PARLANCE WHICH i THINK IS, a PRETTY FUN WORD FOR IT, aCTUALLY, sO PLEASE, cOME W1TH ME, tHE TIME IS RIGHT FOR YOU TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, i WILL HOLD YOU DOWN AND DO IT MYSELF, iF i HAVE TO LIKE, tHAT ONE ANIME SCENE WITH THE FR1ENDLY OLDER BROTHER WHO HELPS H1S SISTER WITH, hER DENTAL HYGIENE EXCEPT THE GENDER ROLES WILL BE REVERSED, iN THIS INSTANCE, i BET rANKMAID COULD EITHER SHOW YOU OR, hAS ALREADY SHOWN YOU THE SCENE i'M REFERR1NG TO, tHERE'S NO BETTER TEAM BETWEEN ME AND HER WHEN IT COMES TO, uNDERSTANDING SUCH TH1NGS, aCTUALLY i SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE SURE SHE HAS BEEN BRUSHING, tOO, i GUESS IF i TRIED TO REENACT THAT SCENE WITH HER, sHE WOULD PROBABLY ACCEPT 1T, sO MAYBE i WOULD TAKE TURNS WITH THE BOTH OF YOU, sCRUBBING YOUR DIRTY (LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY) MOUTHS CLEAN WITH, mY BRISTLING MOUTHBONE ROD OF JUSTICE, jUST SHOV1NG THAT IN AND OUT, bETWEEN THE BOTH OF YOU, uNTIL YOU ARE BOTH DROOLING MESSES BUT, i WOULD LET YOU SPIT AT LEAST, aRM IN ARM, wE'LL WIN THE FIGHT AGAINST, dENTAL PLAQUE, iT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO DO SO IN ANIMALS AND YOU ARE BASICALLY THAT, eXCEPT MUCH MUCH LOWER, yOU ARE BARELY EVEN FERAL, rEALLY SO, i AM SURE i COULD GET MY POWERS TO WORK ON YOU MAYBE, aND THEN MAKE YOU CLUCK LIKE A CLUCKBEAST OR BARK, lIKE A BARKBEAST OR MEOW, lIKE A MEOWBEAST OR MOO, lIKE A MOOBEAST, oR,,, wHATEVER SOUND A BAABEAST MAKES, iT IS ESCAPING MY PAN IN THE MOMENT BUT, kNOW THIS THAT IS, iT'S YOU AND ME WHO WILL BE AT THE ULTIMATE CLIMAX, aT THE END OF EVERYTHING, oNCE i'M THROUGH MY #tAVROSrEFRACTORYpERIOD AND HAVE RECOVERED AND, aM AT FULL STRENGTH ONCE AGAIN, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY, iT HAS TO BE AND FRANKLY, i THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE OBSESSED, aS SHOULD ANYONE REALLY BECAUSE, i DESERVE THAT MUCH, i REALLY THINK i DO, i MEAN, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND IN A WORLD i MUST DEFEND, wHILE WE HAVE BONDED AND BARED OUR DEEPEST ASPECTS TO EACH OTHER, tHAT IS, oUR pOKEMON sHOWDOWN TEAM COMPS, i KNOW THAT WE ARE MATTER AND ANTIMATTER, yIN AND YANG, eARTH AND AIR, aCTUALLY WAIT EARTH AND AIR DON'T, cANCEL EACH OTHER OUT, aCTUALLY, mATTER AND ANTIMATTER DO, fOR SURE, aND kYUREM AND rESH1RAM WOULD,,, i GUESS THEY MAKE, tHE ORIGINAL DRAGON, bUT TO MY KNOWLEDGE, aCCORDING TO dOODLE gOD, aNYWAYS, eARTH AND AIR MAKE DUST WHICH, aS FAR AS i RECALL ISN'T EVEN THAT USEFUL IN CREATING FURTHER ELEMENTS, lIKE, i TH1NK EARTH AND WATER MAKE MUD, aND AIR AND FIRE CREATE,,, pLASMA, mAYBE, i KNOW THERE'S SOMETH1NG YOU COMBINE WITH MUD TO CREATE LIFE, wHICH CAN BE USED TO CREATE A HEART SO TRUE, tHAT PUMPS BLOOD THROUGH, aLL LIVING TH1NGS, oR AT LEAST THE ANIMALS, pLANTS DON'T REALLY HAVE HEARTS, mOST OF THEIR PUMPAGE IS DUE TO, cAP1LLARY ACTION, iF i AM RECALLING CORRECTLY WHICH, i'M PRETTY SURE i AM SINCE i LITERALLY, hAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE AND WHILE i WILL NOT SHAME YOU, fOR YOUR LACK OF HIGHER EDUCATION, aND NO, tHE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS DOES NOT COUNT, i SAW THAT YOUR DEGREE WAS SIGNED BY, sCRATCH AND THAT JUST REEKS OF NEPOTISM, i TH1NK THE BOARD OF THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS, nEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED FOR THAT FLAGRANT DISPLAY, bUT i WILL SHAME YOU FOR BEING DUMB, iN THAT i WEAVE CIRCLES AROUND YOU, w1TH MY MACHINAT1ONS AND MANIPULATIONS, i'M WEAVING DOILIES OVER HERE AND TRAPPING YOU WITHIN A DOILY CIRCLE LIKE, a SALT CIRCLE OR A FAIRY RING, oR BOTH AND, yOU MAY THINK YOUR COURAGE WILL PULL YOU THROUGH BUT 1T WILL NOT, yOU WILL BE STUCK THERE, aLL AGOG, sNAKE TONGUE LOLLING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AS i AM, lOL-ING AT YOU, aND PERHAPS SOME LMAO-ING AND, dEFINITELY THROWING PEANUTS AT YOUR, pEANUT HEAD, wHICH YOU COULD MAYBE SHOVE IN THERE TO REPLACE YOUR PEANUT PAN, aND IT'D BE LIKE THAT SCENE IN sPONGEBOB, wHERE THEY THROW PEANUTS AT THE PINK ONE, yOU MAY TH1NK THAT YOU TEACH ME AND i'LL TEACH YOU BUT THIS OWNAGE, tHIS LESSON YOU WILL LEARN, wELL, i AM THE ONE AT THE FRONT OF THE SCHOOLFEEDBLOCK, rULER IN PRONG, bATTING IT DOWN ON THE DESK OF THIS SO-CALLED, "RULER" OF TIME, iF HE TRIES TO SPEAK UP OR START SOME NONSENSE, i'LL MAKE A REALLY LOUD SOUND, aND WHACK 1T ON YOUR HANDS, yOUR HANDS WILL BE JUST, rU1NED BY MY LENGTHSTICK, aND YOU'D BETTER SHOW IT RESPECT, bE REVERENT, yOU MUST CARE FOR MY LENGTHSTICK, iF YOU WISH TO BE MY RIVAL, mY RA1SIN D'ETER BECAUSE, yOU HARDLY KNOW 'ER, bUT IT'S YOU AND ME cALIBORN, bOTTOM OF THE 22ND, tHE PUSHER IS UP TO BAT, tHE WRANGLER IS ME, oBVIOUSLY, tHE SNOWBALL IS IN PLAY, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY TO WRAP THAT BABY UP IN THE STITCHER, tO SHOW YOU WHAT'S WHAT, tO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME, aND MINE, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND, mY BEST ENEMY, pERHAPS MY GREATEST ADVERSARY, iN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND FROM THOSE WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND, tHE WARRIOR'S BOND WHICH WE SHARE, tHE BOND THAT ONLY TWO pOKEMON MASTERS COULD, oNLY THOSE WHO COMMAND BEASTS BOTH WITHOUT AND WITHIN, tECHNOLOGICAL, bIOLOGICAL, tECHNOBIOLOGICAL, mETAPHYSICAL, pHYSICAL, mETACAL, mEDICAL, mINICAL-IBORN, iS WHAT i IN MY PUSHER SO TRUE, w1LL CALL YOU AS i GRIND YOU INTO THE DUST, tHAT YOU ARE CHEWING ON WHICH i HAVE LEFT, iN THE WAKE OF EITHER MY CHAIR OR, mY QUICK FEETSIES, oNCE i'VE RECOVERED ENOUGH, tO NO LONGER BE IN MY WHEELCHAIR, tHE DUST THAT YOU'LL BE CHOWING DOWN ON LIKE A FIVE-COURSE MEAL, eVERY NIGHT, uNTIL THE END OF TIME WHICH IS TO SAY, tHE END OF YOU BECAUSE, i AM COMITTED, tO SHOWING YOU WHAT'S WHAT, oUR COURAGE W1LL PULL US THROUGH PAST THE NAYSAYERS, wHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS #pRIDEmONTH, wHICH MEANS THAT i GET TO FEEL SOME PRIDE, bEFORE YOUR FALL, aND THEN WINTER, bECAUSE, i WILL WIN, tERMINALLY AND TERMINATE, yOUR BUTT, yOU TEACH ME HOW TO KICK YOUR ASS, aND i'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO GET, yOUR ASS SUBSEQUENTLY KICKED, eVEN HARDER THAN YOU COULD HAVE EVER DREAMED OF BECAUSE, i'M THE REALEST DREAMER AROUND, i DREAM AND NIGHTDREAM HARDER THAN ANYONE, aND GET LOST IN THOSE FANTASIES BUT THEN i MAKE THEM REAL, aND THOSE FANTASIES RIGHT NOW INVOLVE, mAKING YOU JEALOUS OF MY L1MITED PRINT HOLOGRAPHIC FOILS, iN MY COLLECTION, wHICH IS QUITE SUBSTANTIAL BECAUSE AS THE SONG GOES, pOKEMON, gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, bY WHICH IT MEANS, sPEND MONEY ON THE GAMES AND CARDS TO COMPLETE YOUR COLLECTION, bUT THAT SHORT AND QUICK TANGENT AS1DE, lIKE THIS POST, aND i SHALL BE THE b1ANCA, tO YOUR cHEREN, @CALIbORN, yOUR MOVE, pUNK, #NSFW #NSFWE #POWERSCALING #CATFIGHTS #CATCHTHESEHANDS #PEANUTS #SNAKEWRANGL1NG #LITTLEGERMANBOYCORE #LANGUAGELEARN1NG #MILKST1NK #CNC-TEETHBRUSHING #DENTALCARESERVICETOP #PETPLAY #DOODLEGOD #DIPLOMAMILL #DOILIES #SPONGEBOBRECTANGULARPRISMSTRUTPOLECOVERINGS #HOTFORTEACHER #ARENASTICKBALL #DUST #DREAMJOURNAL #SHAMEABOUTTHEJOURNALFACTORY #ITWASAREALTRAGEDY #CARDCOLLECTING #dUALrIVALsHIPPING #LIKEBAITING #PITCHBAITING #RANKBAIT
=oXO okay okay we,re good¡ laying down on the floor for a bit because i,m' very exhausted now but i,ll be fine after i take a moment to breathe and stuff¡¡¡ worst parts all over it,s just a short walk from here to the path that leads to town we can literally see it' all good' phew'''' https://64'media'tumblr'com/74b1c4cb69b8e49c3da694ebf2161901/3a1fcebf3255aa44-6f/s2048x3072/878eaa292a88a6746468b1121c35062f99ce695e'png #antpics =oXO
shout-out to the bi6 shadow-lurkin6 indi6o with a bul6e as bi6 as her spheres who appeared in that dream seConds from plowin6 me everytime. woulda been rad.
thinking about alchemizing something that will build me again if im ever destroyed hmm.. #livesgrubbing
It was only a matter of time. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a85e78cdd87.jpg
she #suggestive on my #nsfw til i #vaguepost
i did have a wildly horny dream but like all horny dreams i ever have it 6ot Close to the 6ood stuff then suddenly redireCted. three times. woe is me. #dreamsarejustlies
Drank a Rust's blood and made him wander into the Baroness to bleed everywhere. If Doorman won't let me in, I'll still find a way to ruin his night #violence
at least someone appreciates my jokes lmao
its all shits and giggles until someone fucking shiggles themselves
₍^. .^₎⟆ One day ꠹
WELL GODDAMN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO??? WHINE AND GROVEL AT YOUR FEET?? SUCK YOUR DICK???? I'M ONLY A TROLL. #NSFW
#smug #smug #smug
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >¡s th!s /\b0ut th/\t v0《 /\l0!d s0ng
(=^･⩊･^=) < WOULD IT BE RUDE OF ME IF I HUNG @IMJUNIOR IN BETW33N MY BOOBIES? JUNIOR, I MEOWST KNOW!!! #SUGGESTIVE #NSFW
OKAY BACK TO #HORNYPOSTING. WE'RE WOKE NOW.
R★di★tion be★m
hi chittr & losers.
snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore #yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
//You are "The Escort" You have various partners, multiple in each quadrant across the hemospectrum, being a cerulean yourself As your title suggests you are an escort, taking on all meanings of the word; you are a bodyguard for those who request it, and a seductress for those who ask for that You've been through a lot in your 748 sweeps of life, yet still try to fine new and exciting experiences//
,’:0) 28 In #nsfw #bulgep☺sting https://f2.t☺yh☺u.se/file/f2-t☺yh☺u-se/images/87637790_zqz☺pyujfynzq9k.png
Just going to leaVe this here before I head to bed. :) #NsfW #NsfWe #BulgePosting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8c613e5b2ee.png
What a scandalous photo~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8c8e382bba8.jpg #NsfW #BulgePosting
alright. fuck it here it is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f97a3d8da071.png #nsfw #bulgeposting
aw dammit, butterfingers, he slipped in :( https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/3853/sample_164d51efc53191757e0f95ff55e6a302648caf61.jpg?17433472 #nsfw #nsfwe #vore #cockvore
why isnt anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? its okay to be wrong being wrong and realizing you were wrong is how you learn and grow
Hello all. A Harry Potter fan just tried to kill me.
Could be real.
Sex. #nsfw
[ ANONYMOUS ASKED: "HAVE YOU OR HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I HAVE HEARD THAT THE BIRD, IS INDEED, THE WORD. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/SPJDSHLXY1WYBHWQ6 ]
DO NOT PANIC. KITTYBITCH JuST DOES THIS SOMETIMES. WHEN SHE IS. STARTLED. OR ANGRY. OR CONFuSED. SHE IS NOT FIXED. SO IF SHE CONSIDERS SOMETHING OF YOuRS. TO BE WORTHY OF FLIRTING WITH. PREPARE TO HAVE IT BITTEN. CEASELESSLY. THAT IS HOW SHE FLIRTS. IT IS ALSO HOW SHE EXPRESSES DISGuST. AND ANGER. AND HAPPINESS. REALLY. SHE BITES. THAT IS ALL SHE DOES. SHE BITES. WE ALL LOVE THIS ABOuT HER. SHE BITES. AND HER EYES GLOW RED WHEN THE SACRED JuJu HAS BEEN FOuND BY AN uNWORTHY. ^ / \ ^ _,-~~~--~~~--._ ( \ / \ _,-' `.__ ( \_.---._/ ) ,' `-(_` -' `-. ) / "--.. \.' `/ , `-. : _ .-. _ : / ; : (⭕).oYo.(⭕); / ` \.-'V'"'V'-./ / ' \\^ ^// /\ / ' : : .-'\\^ ^// ; \ ; / ,' _.-`. `. : \\^_^// ; \ ; ;`. ,'~~-' `. `.`.`-.-' \ |_/ ; `. /-'/___.---. `-. `.`---. \ / | /____.---.))) `-. `---.\ \_____/ (____________))))\\\ `-.\\\\ \\\\
mghff... eugh...
IT’S NOT JUST ME, RIGHT? THE PEOPLE HERE ARE GENUINELY JUST FUCKIN’ NUTS SOMETIMES, RIGHT?
▬ https://file.garden/aDWSiI8XjQhuhQ1u/MALBRO%5D/That%20one%20friend%20whos%20too%20sex%20positive.png #nsfw #railswhopail ᝰ
(Currently following me are 2 Daves Karkat 5 trolls Doc scratch (help) 2 sprites 2 Jades John And jack noir… (Why are so many people following me?)) Woof
⚰︎ My scars are…aching ♱onigh♱e…i♱ has beene some ♱ime…since I fel♱e ♱hem hur♱e las♱…perhaps i♱ is…an omen of some sor♱e…𓉸
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fuck my head what time is it
Okay. Time for my wveekly check in. Howv wve doing, chittr?
(Now that I’m capable of travelling trough dimensions I’ve meet various versions of myself, some nice and some…weird and the weirded was Ebc, he looked badly drawn and couldn’t even bark properly he said "wfoo" I’m never visiting the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff dimension again) Woof
I am back online. I think I am starting to understand the appeal of this place. Unfortunately, this space feels a little too safe, if you catch my drift. So let me start a thread: What is the funniest way you killed someone? I'll start. During a luxurious event held by the fleet, one of my employees used the word "irregardless" incorrectly in a sentence, so I had them killed. The problem wasn't that he misused the word; it's that he said it with confidence. I can't have people believing I hire confident fools. What about you all? #violence #murder
⚝ WEATHER UPDATE: There have been reports of binary snow in the subaquatic forest! better grab your winter scuba gear!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/814e8f6b2c89.png ⚝
hhhngnggn thhhne troll youhhre pale for says thhhney hhhnave somethhhning thhhnatll bring youhh closer togethhhner hhhnhhhnggn “as friends” thhhney say hhhnhhhngggnn only for youhh end uhhp in a mating press withhhn thhhnem... “see? i told youhhd thhhnis bring uhhs togethhhner” thhhney pant withhhn a smile on thhhneir face hhhnhhhnrhhhnhhhnuhhghhhnhhhn #nsfw
✦Hi everyϕne! Tϕday is my Wriggling Day! I wϕuld like tϕ say its been a pleasure tϕ meet yϕu all and i hϕpe we can cϕntinue tϕ get alϕng!✦
I'm not blaming meenah nor trollbama, but it is their fault. I am not mad at meenah. BUT, my point is proven. I need you guys to trust my gut feelings more. I didn't pop two kids out and raise them to not trust my own gut.
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ight a few ppl asked so heres whats up when you train like i do block the tag #meenahmemoriam if ya dont wanna see this shit avert yo eyes and yeah i cut my hair (shrug) // Second pic doesn't have blood in it! #gore #body-horror https://64.media.tumblr.com/16ba95a8747ca1651821898d1dfe68dc/b5e83b89dd1183db-3b/s2048x3072/369aed81dff8c4f43f05eb91175cff4d634fa4bb.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/959316dcb0a3e20757dcb8f4b145a95f/dc21a63ddb20fcd0-66/s1280x1920/b22dcc22ba68fceec1ea3130baeb2ea09f421027.jpg