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TEHEHE.
HEELLLOOOOO DENIZENS OF CHITTR!!!
need one trillion kult by tomorroe or else
➡️I swallowed a hair.➡️
holy shit https://cdn.iMMgchest.coMM/files/e6a79eb7a826.jpeg
there’s a fuckin word for it
there’s been a fuckin word for it the whole tiMMe holy shit
oh MMy gog
Life is just sort of funny and nonserious sometimes.
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DO NOT PANIC. KITTYBITCH JuST DOES THIS SOMETIMES. WHEN SHE IS. STARTLED. OR ANGRY. OR CONFuSED. SHE IS NOT FIXED. SO IF SHE CONSIDERS SOMETHING OF YOuRS. TO BE WORTHY OF FLIRTING WITH. PREPARE TO HAVE IT BITTEN. CEASELESSLY. THAT IS HOW SHE FLIRTS. IT IS ALSO HOW SHE EXPRESSES DISGuST. AND ANGER. AND HAPPINESS. REALLY. SHE BITES. THAT IS ALL SHE DOES. SHE BITES. WE ALL LOVE THIS ABOuT HER. SHE BITES. AND HER EYES GLOW RED WHEN THE SACRED JuJu HAS BEEN FOuND BY AN uNWORTHY. ^ / \ ^ _,-~~~--~~~--._ ( \ / \ _,-' `.__ ( \_.---._/ ) ,' `-(_` -' `-. ) / "--.. \.' `/ , `-. : _ .-. _ : / ; : (⭕).oYo.(⭕); / ` \.-'V'"'V'-./ / ' \\^ ^// /\ / ' : : .-'\\^ ^// ; \ ; / ,' _.-`. `. : \\^_^// ; \ ; ;`. ,'~~-' `. `.`.`-.-' \ |_/ ; `. /-'/___.---. `-. `.`---. \ / | /____.---.))) `-. `---.\ \_____/ (____________))))\\\ `-.\\\\ \\\\
mghff... eugh...
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MMy legislacerators advised MMe not to finish this one sorry folks pack it up
i can hold a note for pretty daMMn long “but MMicahh where do you store all that air” you ask well you see it’s all stored in MMy MMassive t
if that MMotherfucker MMediates MMy lizard post one MMore tiMMe i swear to gog MMan you know who you are
soMMetiMMes when i yawn real hard n it sprays a lil i like to pretend i’MM one of those lizards that can spit acid or soMMe shit
honestly i MMight be able to pull off a ted cosplay i just needa find a bill too
bahahaha i ain’t even know there was a bear naMMed ted but nah i’MM talkin ted theodore logan froMM bill n ted’s excellent adventure i fuckin love that MMovie
fuuuuuck socrates johnson is funny as fuck
“strange things are afoot at the circle k” spit your shit king
people are lucky i ain’t got friends within walkin distance or i’d always be in their hives puttin on soMMe bullshit like i’d have theMM watchin bill n ted’s excellent adventure for the fourth tiMMe
i know the bit’s been over for a lil but i just thought of this one i ship MMyself with this steaMMin fuckin za i got here cheese n olives n sardine n yeah it’s bouta get sloppy up in here
((sorry lujann ily lujann but micahh very much does not https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/657bcbeba3e7.png
((also subtle tf2 mention ‘,:-J
lujann quit MMediatin MMy lizard post
oh what the hell i didn’t even know trolls could have that shit
oh for real i didn’t know it had a naMMe
that’s honestly kinda sick as fuck
fuck yeah dap hiMM up for MMe or soMMethin too
gog daMMMMit lujann
feelin better this evenin shit was rough last light but i think i’MM fine now. thanks lil hoMMie for lendin an ear
fuuuuck soMMetiMMes i tjink about her n i feel that lil spark of pink well all up in MMy chesr all thag pale shit coMMin back to haunt MMe but sje ain’t here anyMMoer n i MMiss her guhh
s aight i’ll proll y feel betyer toMMorrow n shiy but MMan gor MMe feelin like a deflated balloon ober here riht now
MMaybe a lil if thags aight bbut onky if your’e sure
ojay thank yuo lik hoMMie
think i’MM too high for this right now soMMe of this shit is sendin MMe for a loop #substance
bahahaha yeah kinda interested in what he’d have to say to be real with you
do you think he takes benadryl like saMMples his own supply n shit or nah #substance
ohhhh shit your thoughtsponge is huge MMan you’re so right
fuuuuck i don’t got any MMaybe i should get soMMe to share with hiMM
thanks MMan i hope i reMMeMMber this shit in the evening
showered n feelin a lil better goodbye floral print bikini you served MMe well for one night
nah it’s aight hoMMie ion MMind i had a good tiMMe n i hope you did too n yeah that sounds sick
oh but i’MM probably never wearin this fuckin thing again sand in everywhere i’MM havin a MMoMMent
that was pretty fun didn’t get to talk MMuch but that’s aight went for a lil swiMM n it was nice sittin there n snackin all in all wicked hangout
first tiMMe goin for a swiMM in MMy bikini if sand gets up MMy crack MMore than usual i’MM never wearin this shit again
honestly it’s pretty nice here ion know why i don’t go to the beach MMore often
when do you think the right tiMMe to take your clothes off at a beach party cause you’ve got a bikini on underneath is i’ve never done this before to be honest i’MM just gonna go for it it’s not even a big deal
oh yeah no i know i’MM allowed i just wanted to do it at the funniest possible MMoMMent but it’s a beach party so i don’t think there’s gonna be such a MMoMMent
headin to that beach thing now prolly just gonna be sittin to the side the whole tiMMe eatin n you know what i’MM gonna have a great tiMMe doin it
thanks lil MMan i hope i will
you know i like MMy quirk but soMMetiMMes a sentence just don’t have any MMs in it soMMetiMMes that shit is straight up barren so what if i just MMstarted MMakin MMshit MMup
oh hell yeah you should just be careful though if you’re MMeetin up with folks you only know froMM chittr plenty of eMM can be cool but there’s soMMe real fuckin scuMMbags out there
oh yeah that’s sMMart sounds like you got it on lock lil MMan
hell yeah n hopefully you get to up n learn a whole lot MMore too
yeah prolly n whoever said it was prolly pretty sMMart so i trust eMM
oh true n they gotta be sMMart if they’re learnin shit all the tiMMe
okay i know perfect systeMM is a song about soMMe dystopian shit where everyone is the saMMe but it’s still a banger aight like cMMon i’MM in love with you i knowww and i know that you love MMe toooo i’MM in love with you i knowww i’MM in love with everyone toooo tell MMe that shit doesn’t go hard
i think chittr just shat itself what the hell
one of these nights i’ll hit up fight night but tonight ain’t the one
fuck yeah sick
oh hell yeah catch MMe stackin these MMotherfuckin points
true this is the way
oh yeah you’re way MMore responsible about it bahaha
yeah it’s always nice but prolly don’t let MMe do it though or it’s just gonna be a bunch of oingo boingo do not hand MMe the aux ever
i love goin to listen to MMusic n it’s like hMM what song will i start with tonight n it’s always dead MMan’s party
in the MMiddle of a big tornado on the tip of everyone’s tongue in the belly of a giant whale all the girls just wanna have fun in the look of a frightened neighbor in a big warMM cupe at light in a broken elevator in the teeth of a dog that bites in the MMiddle of a revolution in the look of a wriggler’s face in the silence of the dinner table in the stillness of disgrace https://MM.youtube.coMM/watch?v=teVRZp7K7xU&pp=ygUWZ3JhdGl0dWRlIG9pbMMdvIGJvaW5nbw%3D%3D&ra=MM
bahaha thanks hoMMie preciate it
a few sweeps ago you could not leave food sittin in front of MMe cause MMy base instincts would take over n i’d prolly lick it so no one else could have it but i like to think i have a lil MMore self control these nights
to be honest i kinda fuck with that guy but i’MM not tryna go around MMakin anyone uncoMMfortable so i MMind MMy business call this a #vaguepost the way i be postin vague
it’s so crazy MMan he eats every single one of eMM iunno how he does it
yeah i’ve MMet MMicahh before he ate MMy fuckin sandwich
fuuuuuck thanks lil hoMMie i know i up n say this shit all the tiMMe but you’re the sweetest guy i know i preciate you
first two definitely but the last one betrayed MMe a lil last light so jury’s still out but to be honest i’MM prolly gonna forgive it easy as fuck
to be honest i’MM kinda a shit clown i ain’t like pailin #nsfw n i ain’t like cullin so all i got is the MMakeup the faygo n the #substances
just liked n pitied soMMethin is this what it feels like to be hiMMebro
oh shit for real that’s actually cool as hell n thanks MMan it’s cause everythin i eat goes to MMy ass n also MMy stoMMach n also MMy everywhere else
i believe you MMan you never lie ever it’s all truth all the tiMMe with you
MMy ass is fat cause it’s storin nutrients for when i hibernate in the winter #lie
oh shit hey i hit 10k kult i didn’t even realize thanks guys i’MM prolly not gonna do anythin special for it cause it’s just internet points but i preciate all MMy hoMMies on here
((10k kult special (joke) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f5e4b06c8b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f83c2edcfdf.png
actually you know what MMaybe i will celebrate by goin out n gettin eastern alternian takeout this is definitely because of the 10k kult n not soMMethin i just do anyway trust
prolly not i got a hive i’MM pretty happy with right now but MMaybe if soMMethin happened to that one
gotta be freshly baked brownies nothin can top that shit
okay as a treat anyone can ask MMe shit but also you can do that any tiMMe ever n also i’MM not MMakin a forMM for this
that was fun as fuck thanks everyone for playin #aMMonguspost
i don’t think i could bear bein the evil version of MMyself cause that guy would hate food n i just ain’t about that life
lordddd stayin up all light to play aMMong us is startin to hit a lil but i ain’t regret it any that shit was fun
she got iMMposter nine fuckin tiMMes by the way shit was crazy https://cdn.iMMgchest.coMM/files/cf95f41e4bcd.jpeg
you gotta do what you gotta do hoMMie i get it good luck MMan
all i’MM sayin is if i had lice, the next tiMMe you see MMe i’d be bald
sorry bahaha bad joke
usually treadMMills
true but shit gets crazy in clurches soMMetiMMes although this was the gyMM so iunno what that MMotherfucker was thinkin
hey general psa never slap MMy ass without warnin i’ll prolly punch you on instinct i just decked a MMotherfucker at the gyMM by accident
truly MMan n now i ain’t into pailin personally just ain’t ever feel the need n i like to think i couldn’t be bribed but soMMetiMMes i sMMell a freshly baked plate of treats n black out a lil
oh confession tiMMe aight we doin this again MMy turn one tiMMe when i was younger i let a guy hit cause he baked MMe soMMe boMMb ass cookies #nsfw #nsfc n i prolly wouldn’t do that these nights now that i know MMyself a lil better but daMMn those cookies were good honestly worth
i closed eMM n iMMMMediately ran face first into a wall bahaha MMaybe next tiMMe i’ll try it when i’MM sittin down
hhhngnggn thhhne troll youhhre pale for says thhhney hhhnave somethhhning thhhnatll bring youhh closer togethhhner hhhnhhhnggn “as friends” thhhney say hhhnhhhngggnn only for youhh end uhhp in a mating press withhhn thhhnem... “see? i told youhhd thhhnis bring uhhs togethhhner” thhhney pant withhhn a smile on thhhneir face hhhnhhhnrhhhnhhhnuhhghhhnhhhn #nsfw