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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 7'10", 435LBS. 12.5 SWEEPS. FOLLOW YUNG JUGG ON SOUNDCLAWED. DMS OPEN.

Blood: PurpleAge: Kult Score: 9979Kull Score: 13034138 followers78 following
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE ALL THE PALG (PHAHATASS LOWBLOOD GIRL) SHAHAWTIES AT? :o/ #nsfw

Kult: +11
Total: 11
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEED ME A PERSCRIPTION PRINCESS SO MUTHAHAFUCKING BAD. #substance

Kult: +14
Kull: +15
Total: 29
Ratio: 0.93

Funniest shit ever motherfucker I'm off my ASS!!!!!!!! Rn

Kull: +5
Total: 5

as opposEd to oVEr thE countEr prIncEss

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0014cf6688c.png #substance

Kult: +72
Kull: +25
Total: 97
Ratio: 2.88

h∆rd ∆s fuck im∆ge i wont lie

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Thi2 2hit go32 2o fuckin hard bro

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

#JOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEIPROMMY man is houldve stayed an alcoholci

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

wwwwould rechitt if this drink wwwweren't swwwworn enemmmmy no. 1

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF YOU'VE ALREADY GOT IT ON, THE MIKU BINDER STAYS ON DURING PAILING. #nsfw

Kult: +35
Kull: +10
Total: 45
Ratio: 3.50

|| & resppectabble !

>>| what .is niku binder? .i .apologize, .i'm .a bit confused by such words.

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IMPERIAL DRONES GOT MY HAHANDSOME MUTHAHAFUCKING FACE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE WANTED POSTERS BECAUSE I NEVER PULL OUT. 💪😤💦💦💦💯💯💯💯💯 #nsfw

Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HAHAPPY TO REPORT THAHAT ON ACCOUNT OF THE 87% OF THE CRAZY-NASTIEST FIREWORKS THAHAT I COULD EVER POSSIBLY MUTHAHAFUCKING IMAGINE GETTING SET OFF IN THE COURTROOM BATHROOM, MY TRIAL FOR THE RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT OF A CLOISTERED JADE AND POSSESSION OF SCHEDULE-1 NARCOTICS WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE HAHAS BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THEY CAN'T KEEP YUNG JUGG DOWN. 🤡✌️ #SUBSTANCE

Kult: +50
Kull: +17
Total: 67
Ratio: 2.94

You have got to be §hitting me.

Is it possible to be you when I grow up

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUGG YEAH HOMIE, YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU SET YOUR MUTHAHAFUCKING PUMPER TO.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHAHAWTY BLOWS MY BALOON BEFORE I PULL A DRIVE-BY ON A UNICYCLE. 🤡🤡🤡💯💯💯💯 #nsfw

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEW HAHANDLE NEW ME. :o)

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DO CHUCKLEVOODOOS WORK ON HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. :o?

Kult: +34
Kull: +25
Total: 59
Ratio: 1.36

~ I shouldn't think so! If they did, everyone who had the voodoos would use them! ->]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'MMA TRY ANYWAYS.

!!! BRO'S TOO STRONG !!! IF IT DID THOUGH, !!! EVERYONE WOULD BE SPAMMING THAT SHIT LIKE NO TOMORROW !!!

√(Isn't he like...a drone? Taxonomically speaking?)²

https://media.tenor.com/LAeO6-XeDEMAAAA1/skill-issue-space-engineers.webp

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA TAKE HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY ON A MUTHAHAFUCKING DATE TONIGHT, WITNESS ME BITCH.

Kult: +27
Kull: +19
Total: 46
Ratio: 1.42

ᐖ I RLY HOPE U ᐖONT ᐖIE IN ᑈOURT :(((( ᐛ

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF I WAS GONNA DIE IN COURT I WOULDA DIED IN COURT ALREADY. :o/

Kult: +5
Total: 5

ᐖ OKAY <3 YAY ᐛ

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GETTING MY FACE TATTOOED TODAY. :o)

Kult: +40
Kull: +25
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.60

<><><><> what are y<>u getting!

What are you getting on it, bro?

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 A WHOLE BUNCHAHA BULLSHIT. I'LL POST PICTURES LATER. :o)

Kult: +5
Total: 5

<action; query input; query: what if you want something e|se on your face but run out of room />

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEN THAHAT'S SOME TOUGH SHIT BRO.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WANNA 67 SOME SPHERES, WHO'S GOT ME. :o? #nsfw

Kult: +32
Kull: +25
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.28

https://media.tenor.com/w2SyGZU3gb8AAAAM/fushigi-magic.gif

Kult: +5
Total: 5

YOU W4NT TO WH4T

Kult: +5
Total: 5

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I SAID WHAHAT I SAID, REREAD IT IF YOU NEED A REMINDER. :o/

Hey big guy, Hwhat

THOS3 NUMB3RS DON'T M34N 4NYTH1NG??

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HITTING THE MUTHAHAFUCKING COOP. YUNG JUGG OUT, GOOD LIGHT.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LITERALLY NO ONE HAHAS EVER DONE IT AS GOOD AS TROLL YUNG GRAVY. FUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. :o/

Kult: +32
Kull: +35
Total: 67
Ratio: 0.91

troll wwho has only evver listened to troll yung gravvy: omfgggg this is soo good omfg i looovve sloppppp

Kult: +12
Total: 12

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I KNEW YOU'D GET IT TROLL THAHAT I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE. :o) WE GET EACHOTHER.

wwe sure do

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH DAWG. :o)

I need to get you on §ome other §hit. Perhap§ after I die on the §tand.

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M ON THAHAT GODZILLA PACK FUGU BABA. SHIT'S GOT ME SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF MY MOUTH AND SHIT. #substance

Kult: +17
Kull: +10
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.70

this shit ∆int nothin to me m∆n

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS WHAHAT I BEEN SAYING.

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED THE HUMBABA SO MUTHAHAFUCKING HAHARD THAHAT IT'S GOT ME MOVING LIKE AN INTERDIMENSIONAL FORCE OF NATURE. GOT SUPER-E STUCK UP IN MY GUMS AND IT'S GOT ME SEEING RAINBOW DRINKERS IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION. FUCK PTSD, I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT, THIS SHIT LITERALLY AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. :o/ #substance

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHEN I HIT FROM THE BACK YOU BETTER EXPECT THAHAT I'M GONNA PLAY YOUR CHEEKS LIKE SOME TIG OLE MUTHAHAFUCKING BONGO DRUMS. #nsfw

Kult: +27
Kull: +17
Total: 44
Ratio: 1.59

Lmaooo That's Great

your chitts are llike poetry to me. they do not arouse me in the sllightest but boy do they compell me. never stop lliving your truth

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪😤

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY LUSUS COULD BEAT YOUR BITCHAHASS LUSUS IN A FIGHT.

Kult: +57
Kull: +45
Total: 102
Ratio: 1.27

1ncorr3ct.

My lusus coould beat yoours in Just Dance

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ABSOLUTELY MUTHAHAFUCKING CORRECT. MY LUSUS WORKS FOR TROLL MISCROSOFT BRO.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH. PROBABLY.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

M1n3 1s 4n 4ctu4l dr4gon.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY WELL MINE'S A GIANT MUTHAHAFUCKING CRAB NOW WHAHAT. :o?

Cr4b l3gs for d1nn3r.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SAYS YOU. SOUNDS MORE LIKE ROASTED LIZARD ON A SPIT HOMIE. :o/

1nt3r3st1ng. M4yb3 w3 sh4ll s33.

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://msparp.chat/abotb# WHERE ARE YOU MUTHAHAFUCKERS AT? :o/

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

Got too nerrvous.

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT SEEING MY NAME ON ANY OF THIS FML SHIT AND I THINK THAHAT'S HONESTLY REALLY KINDA FUCKED UP. :o/

Kult: +19
Kull: +5
Total: 24
Ratio: 3.80

I Figured You Were An Unspoken Fuck When Specific Names Weren't Mentioned. #nsfw