@mercurialGeloscopy — #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CAN'T TELL IF THIS IS JUST A MORNING UNSHEATHE, OR IF THE BONER WEED LIKE FRFR LASTS LIKE TWENTY PLUS MUTHAHAFUCKING BLINKS. :o/ #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST ME. SITTING AROUND. IN MY SPONGEBOBBIES. TWIDDLING MY MUTHAHAFUCKING PRONGS. UNSHEATHED. CUZ OF THE BONER WEED. :o/ #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFING THE BONER WEED GOT ME MUTHAHAFUCKING GEEKED IN THE PAN AND IN THE GROIN. :o/ #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT MUTHAHAFUCKERS, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. FIGHT NIGHT STARTS AT 6AM, SAME TIME AS USUAL. :o) FREE ENTERTAINMENT IN THE FORM OF BEATING THE MUTHAHAFUCKING SNOT OUTTA EACHOTHER, OR GETTING TO WATCH TWO MUTHAHAFUCKERS BEAT THE ABSOLUTE MUTHAHAFUCKING SNOT OUTTA EACHOTHER. :o) FREE BOOZE, FREE FOOD, FREE PARTY FAVORS. :o) #substance TYPE SHIT. :o) BRING YOUR MOIRAIL. BRING YOUR MATESPRIT. BRING YOUR KISMESIS. BRING YOUR MUTHAHAFUCKING ASHEN THRUPLE IF YOU WANNA. BUT BRING SOME EXCITEMENT, CUZ THIS SHIT'S GONNA GET TURNED THE FUCK UP LIKE IT ALWAYS DO. :o) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d35f51...Read more
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IN MY CARTEL ERA 2.0. WE'RE SO MUTHAHAFUCKING BACK. :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MUSHIES. xo) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 A LITTLE RASCAL, SITTIN IN MY CASTLE, ONLY DO IT BIG LIKE I'M LIVIN IN EL PASO, LASSO WRAPPED AROUND THESE BITCH'S PANTS I JUST CAN'T PICK MAN, THIS HO OR THAHAT HO? TELL ME HOW I'M GETTIN SO HOT, CREAM OF THE CROP, SIPPIN LIQUOR TILL MY LIVER GO POP, KARATE CHOPPIN THE NECK OF A COP WHILE WEARING CROCS. #bars #yungjugg #lyrics #lyricposting #substance #violence
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'VE BEEN SPITTING BARS IN THE DEEP WOODS SINCE YOUR ENTIRE CASTE WAS STILL A TWITCH IN SOME PREHISTORIC BUG NUTS. BIGFOOT ROLLING UP THE XANNIES IN PINE NEEDLES, PASSING THE BLUNT MADE OF MOSS, JUST ME AND HIM BOOFED AND SLUMEPD AGAINST THE REDWOODS WATCHING THE CONTINENTS DRIFT. #yungjugg #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFING STRAIGHT UP MUTHAHAFUCKING HUMBABA WHEN I'M THROWING SHIT DOWN IN THE KITCHEN. NEVER LET 'EM TELL YOU THAHAT BIG SED ISN'T COOKING. COOKING STRAIGHT UP GHETTI. FUCK PTSD, I AM THE TRAUAMATIC EVENT. :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WASSUP BIG DAWG SIGMA YUNG JUGG NATION WOOF WOOF FORMER PRESIDENT BIG SED HERE. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT THAHAT I DECIDED JUST NOW. I'VE DECIDED THAHAT FROM NOW ON ALL THE THEY SLASH THEMS DON'T HAHAVE TO PAY FOR SCHEDULE-II HAHALLUCINOGENIC NARCOTICS ANYMORE. THAHANKS. MESSIAHS BLESS ALTERNIA. :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 @xxScenegrlxx @heedlessCheapskate @zealousWeaponsmith @plastiqueParesthesia DID WE MAKE A PALE PLATONIC POLYCULE PACT LAST NIGHT OR WAS THAHAT THE AYAHUASCA DROPPING? :o? #fightnight #substance #idontrememberanything #<>? #myheadhurts
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA START PREGAMING RIGHT NOW. TWENTY MINUTES UNTIL #FIGHTNIGHT #THURSDAYTHROWDOWN #ALTERNIANSTREETBEEF. PREGAMING STARTS NOW. WHO WANTS TO SWING BY MY HIVE EARLY TO DROP THIS WHOLE BAG OF MAGIC MUSHROOMS WITH ME AND THEN CHAHASE IT WITH DAB RIG HITS AND TEQUILA BOMBS UNTIL THE EVENT STARTS? :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS AS PRESIDENT OF... I'M NOT SURE WHAHAT I'M THE PRESIDENT OF. BUT WHAHATEVER THE FUCK I AM PRESIDENT OF, MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS OF THAHAT THING IS THAHAT ALL SCHEDULE-II NARCOTICS ARE NOW FULLY LEGAL. THAHANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTHAHAFUCKING BLESSED ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER. STAY LIT. PRESIDENT YUNG JUGG OUT. #substance #presidentalorder #whodoisendthistoo #doineedasecretary?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAHAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. TOMORROW NIGHT. AT FIGHT NIGHT. I WILL BE FIGHTING @barackObama. I WILL FIGHT HIM IN A MAID DRESS. I WILL FIGHT HIM WEARING A PAIR OF FLUFFY FAKE KITTEN EARS. I WILL FIGHT HIM EXTREMELY MUTHAHAFUCKING HIGH ON MAGIC MUSHROOMS. AND I WILL FIGHT HIM FOR THE TITLE OF PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA,. IF I WIN, I WILL BE THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA. IF HE WINS, I'MMA GIVE HIM A TWENTY-FIVE DOLLAR GIFT CARDS TO TROLL RAISING CANE'S. I DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT LIGHTLY, BUT IT'S WITH A HEAVY MUTHAHAFUCKING PUMPER THAHAT WE JUST GOTTA SAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. BE THERE AT #FIGHTNI...Read more
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AND YOOOO IF I'M A PLANT, THEN I'M A BAD SEED, CAUSE DAWG ALL I REALLY DO IS SMOKE BIG WEED (SNONK, SNONK BIG WEED). #lyrics #bars #yungjugg #soundlcawed #substance #tuff 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFING STRAIGHT THE FUCK UP HUMBABA CUT SO RICH WITH FUGU FENT THAHAT IT MAKES YOUR SHIT LOOK LIKE LESS OF A NIC STICK AND MORE LIKE SOME STRAIGHT UP BUBBLEBLOWER SHIT. GOT A VIOLETBLOOD SHAHAWTY AND I THROW THEM OUT ACROSS A SHIPWRECK AND HAHAVE THEM GIVING GLUBBY TOPPY UNTIL I'M SPEAKING STRAIGHT ANCIENT ALTERNIAN. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME DAWG. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 USING THE MOUNTAIN OF COKE I WAS SNORTING AS A PILLOW WHEN I PASS THE FUCK OUT. :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA DROP SOME IOWASKA AND THEN GO BUY OUT THE ENTIRE STOCK AT THE TROLL RAISING CANE'S IN THRASHTHRUST. LITERALLY THE ENTIRE MUTHAHAFUCKING STOCK. :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I LOVE CHTTING WITH MY MUTHAHAFUCKING PAN MELTIONG OUT THE SIDE OF MY EARS I LVOJE CHITTING WHEN I CAN'T EVEN ATELL WHAHAT TIME IT IS ANYMORE I LOVE CHITTING ON MY PLMASHUK ON MY PALMHUKSKIY I LOVE BLACKJING OUT UJNTIL I'M MUTHFUCKING CATATONIC YIPPEE :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES ALL A GUY REALLY NEEDS IS A TOP TIER BLEED OUT SPOT NOT EVEN TO BLEED OUT IN, BUT JUST TO DROP SOME MAD LSD TABS AT AND LET THE RAPHE NUCLEI MELT AWAY. :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT MUTHAHAFUCKERS. SEDREK NATION. YUNG JUGGIANS. I'M BORED. BORED BORED BORED. ASK ME ANYTHING. I'LL ANSWER. PROBABLY. MAYBE. I JUST DROPPED HAHALF A PINT OF MUSHIES, SO I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH LONGER I'LL BE CONSCIOUS FOR BUT I'LL DO MY BEST. :o) #ama #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD EVENING MOFOS, HOW'S IT GOING. :o) (•́⍜•̀)🎪 PREGAMING THE DAY WITH A MUSHIES DROP. :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DROPPING SO MUCH MUTHAHAFUCKING DMT THAHAT WHEN I EXPERIENCE EGO DEATH THE PURE EXPERIENCE FADES AWAY AND I'M JUST A WHOLE NOTHER MOFO IN THE COLD DARK ASHES. THIS SHIT'S BEEN BOOFED ON FUGU SO MUTHAHAFUCKING HAHARD THAHAT IT'S GOT ME SHAHADOWBOXING DRONES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION THAHAT AREN'T EVEN REALLY THERE. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. FUCK YOU. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEX GROANING WHEN I SNORT A LINE SO THAHAT THE HOES THINK I'M COOL. :o) #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SMOKING DMT WITH SASQUATCH, ME AND BIGFOOT SITTING AGAINST THE REDWOODS WATCHING THE CONTINENTS DRIFT AGAIN. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MUTHAHAFUCKER. :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'LL BOOF 5-MEO-DMT AND FULLY DEREALIZE AND I'LL *STILL* HAHAVE YOUR MATESPRIT SAYING YUNG JUGG LAYS THE BEST BULGE THEY'VE EVER HAHAD. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FEELING LIKE I'M MISSING EGO DEATH RN. :o/ #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT'S A BIG MUTHAHAFUCKER LIKE ME GOTTA DO TO FIND A LOWBLOOD SHAHAWTY WITH A PHAHAT ASS THAHAT MAKES HENTAI NOISES WHEN THEY BOUNCE ON IT. :o? NEED THAHAT LIKE I NEED MY EGO DISSOLVED AND REALITY DEREALIZED ON 5-MEO-DMT. WHICH MEANS I NEED THAHAT SHIT REAL MUTHAHAFUCKING BAD. #nsfw #substance
(( Hey everyone! Long overdue OOC introduction post for Sedrek here. Content warnings first and foremost, this character will heavily post/discuss #substance, #nsfw, and #nsfwe themes. Sedrek is a fuckboy douchebag, and is explicitly sexual and vulgar with his language, up to and including #nsfw flirting with total strangers. If this bothers you, please feel free to either block me or message me OOC and ask me not to interact with your character in this way, and I will 100% respect your request! No feelings hurt whatsoever if you decide to block. Additional content warning for #substance. Sedrek is bo...Read more
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOOOO WHAHAT'S UP MUTHAHAFUCKERS, LIKE THIS CHIT IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON GETTING SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BOOFED IN THE PAN THAHAT YOUR AGGRAVATION SPONGE MELTS OUT OF YOUR MUTHAHAFUCKING EARS. OR IF YOU LIKE SPHERES. ALSO LIKE THIS CHIT IF YOU LIKE SPHERES. :o) #substance #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE FUGU THAHAT I'M SMOKING MAKES THE FUGU THAHAT YOU'RE SMOKING LOOK LIKE A MUTHAHAFUCKING NIC STICK. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEED ME A PERSCRIPTION PRINCESS SO MUTHAHAFUCKING BAD. #substance
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HAHAPPY TO REPORT THAHAT ON ACCOUNT OF THE 87% OF THE CRAZY-NASTIEST FIREWORKS THAHAT I COULD EVER POSSIBLY MUTHAHAFUCKING IMAGINE GETTING SET OFF IN THE COURTROOM BATHROOM, MY TRIAL FOR THE RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT OF A CLOISTERED JADE AND POSSESSION OF SCHEDULE-1 NARCOTICS WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE HAHAS BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THEY CAN'T KEEP YUNG JUGG DOWN. 🤡✌️ #SUBSTANCE
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M ON THAHAT GODZILLA PACK FUGU BABA. SHIT'S GOT ME SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF MY MOUTH AND SHIT. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED THE HUMBABA SO MUTHAHAFUCKING HAHARD THAHAT IT'S GOT ME MOVING LIKE AN INTERDIMENSIONAL FORCE OF NATURE. GOT SUPER-E STUCK UP IN MY GUMS AND IT'S GOT ME SEEING RAINBOW DRINKERS IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION. FUCK PTSD, I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT, THIS SHIT LITERALLY AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. :o/ #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BURPS LOUD AS SHIT. WHO'S TRYNA GET FUCKED UP? EITHER ON BULGE OR TYPE-1 NARCOTICS, TAKE YOUR PICK. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE CRACK IN THE AIR FRYER. TODAY, THE STREETS. TOMORROW, THE WORLD. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ONLY THING THAHAT GOT ME THROUGH QUITTING NICOTINE WAS GOLDBLOOD GIRLBULGE AND CRACK COCAINE. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY LISTEN UP KIDDOS I'M A SHAHARK YOU'RE A MINNOW, BALLS ON YOUR CHIN CALL YOUR BITCH TROLL JAY LENO. SPIT BARBITURATES TO MAKE YOU SHAHAKE YOUR SPHERES AND SHIT, TO HAHAVE YOUR BODY MOVING HAHAVE YOUR HIPS JUST THROWING FITS. #lyrics #substance #nsfw #YungJugg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED TOP SHELF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR SO HAHARD I STARTED HAHALLUCINATING THE MIRTHFUL MUTHAHAFUCKING MESSIAHS THEMSELVES POURING THAHAT SWEET FAYGAN ELIXER DOWN MY GULLET SO PLENTIFUL THAHAT IT HIT MY STOMACH LIKE A GROG SHOT. WHEN I CAME TO I WAS FACE-DOWN IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN GRUB SAUCE WITH A BEAT-ASS VIOLETBLOODED BITCH FROM THE OUTER FLEETS. NO GILLS, ONLY ONE HORN. STILL FUCKED HER ANYWAYS. GLUBBY TOPPY HAHAD ME SPEAKING ANCIENT ALTERNIAN BACKWARDS FOR A FORTNIGHT, THEN LIT UP A FUGU TOKE WHILE THE CAEGARS PILED UP. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance #rechitt
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE THE TIG OLE BITTY OLIVEBLOODS AT, AND DO THEY WANNA BUY THIS HONDA ODYSSEY FILLED WITH COCAINE CUT WITH CATNIP? :o? #substance #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT YOU WANT? I GOT KETAMINE, METH, MDMA, ADDERALL, RUMBLE DRAGONFLY, HEROINE, COKE, CRACK, CODEINE, OXIES, PERCS, VIKES, PCP, LSD, DELAUDED, MASCULINE, MUSHROOMS, BATH SALTS, CORTISONE, TORADOL. I GOT MOLLY I GOT SISTER SANDRA I GOT BIG FRANK. I GOT BIRTH CONTROL, I GOT PLAN B, I GOT THAHAT MORPHINE FROM TROLL CHINA THEY TOOK OFF THE MARKET, SHIT TO MAKE YOUR BULGE HAHARD, SHIT TO MAKE YOUR BULGE SOFT, SHIT THAHAT'LL FIND YOUR BULGE. THIS SHIT HERE'S FROM TROLL KENYA, SUPPOSED TO BE A SCURVY CURE IN SILVERBACK GORILLAS BUT IN TROLLS IT JUST MAKES EM VIOLENTLY MASTURBATE. DID I SAY CRACK? CU...Read more
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 A LOT OF TALK FROM ON HERE ABOUT HOW YOU LOT ARE NORMAL. WELL I'M NOT. I'M NOT WELL ADJUSTED. I'M A MUTHAHAFUCKING ANIMAL. I'LL TAKE YOUR KISMESIS BY THE TIDDIES AND HAHAVE THEM SEEING PURPLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. WHEN I BOOF MDMA I SMOKE THAHAT SHIT DIRECTLY THROUGH MY MOTHAHAFUCKING NOSTRILS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO BE, IT WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING TO ME, AND IT WILL CONTINUE TO BE NOTHING TO ME MAN. I AM THE X FACTOR. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOING TO THE MUTHAHAFUCKING GAS STATION TO PICK UP AN OUNCE FROM MY GOLDFISH GUY, HE'S ALSO SELLING ME AN EIGHTH OF E. YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING? #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST SMOKED A WHOLE BAG OF GHOST PEPPER CRACK, THEY GOT ME IN A STATE OF RIGOR MORTIS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST MACRO'D AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF MELATONIN AND GROUND FIFTEEN MAGNESIUM CAPSULES BETWEEN MY MOLARS. GONNA STAY AWAKE UNTIL THE ARCHAHANGELS TAKE ME. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, SNIPE. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA BUY SOME OF THIS STICKY HUMBABA MIND HONEY ZAZA? SELLING AN EIGHTH FOR FIFTY BOONBUCKAROOS. HMU. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M AT ERIDANWEEK HIGH AS FUCK AND I'VE GOT A GUN IN MY BACKPACK. WHO WANTS TO BLOW MY BULGE BEHIND THE TEQUILA VENDOR? #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOTTA TALK ABOUT #ERIDANWEEK. NO PARTY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT YUNG JUGG. #IMCOMING AND I'M BRINGING A METRIC TON OF ECSTASY. AN ACTUAL METRIC TON. I WEIGHED IT. #substance