@mercurialGeloscopy — #fightnight
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA GET LIKE SOME KINDA MUTHAHAFUCKING PLAQUE OR SOME SHIT THAHAT SAYS "I T.K.O.'D SAXTON HAHALE" AND HAHANG THAHAT SHIT UP IN MY RESPITEBLOCK. :o) #fightnight
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHOULD I ROLL BACK AROUND LIKE ONCE AN HOUR WITH INVITE LINKS FOR MUTHAHAFUCKERS THAHAT DIDN'T CATCH IT ON THE FIRST PARSE? :o? LIKE A MUTHAHAFUCKING PUBLIC TRANSIT DROPPING YOUR ASSES OFF STRAIGHT TO FIGHT NIGHT. OR WOULD THAHAT BE OVERLY MUTHAHAFUCKING GRATUITOUS AND UNWANTED? #fightnight
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ONE MUTHAHAFUCKING HOUR UNTIL FIGHT NIGHT! WHO'S GOT FIRST BRAWL? :o) #fightnight
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LET'S GET SOME MUTHAHAFUCKING RSVP TYPE SHIT GOING, WHO'S TURNING UP FOR FIGHT NIGHT TONIGHT, AND WHO'S TURNING UP SPECIFICALLY TO SOCK A MOFO IN THE JAW? :o? #fightnight
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 @xxScenegrlxx @heedlessCheapskate @zealousWeaponsmith @plastiqueParesthesia DID WE MAKE A PALE PLATONIC POLYCULE PACT LAST NIGHT OR WAS THAHAT THE AYAHUASCA DROPPING? :o? #fightnight #substance #idontrememberanything #<>? #myheadhurts
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WOKE UP WITH CRAZY MUTHAHAFUCKING WEED AFTERBURN AND THE VAGUE FEELING THAHAT I GOT PACTED INTO A PLATONIC(?) POLYCULE LAST NIGHT. GONNA SLEEP IT OFF A WHILE LONGER. :o/ #fightnight
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHANKS FOR TURNING OUT FOR FIGHT NIGHT Y'ALL. :o) MESSIAHS BLESSINGS, I LOVE ALL YOU MUTHAHAFUCKERS. STAY SHEISTY, SIGMAS. :o) #fightnight #thankyou
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT MUTHAHAFUCKERS, SWINGING BACK AROUND TO PICK UP ANYBODY WHO MISSED THE FIRST PASS AT #FIGHTNIGHT. HERE'S THE DEAL. COME HERE IF YOU WANNA ACTUALLY PARTICIPATE IN THE FIGHTS AND FIGHT SOMEBODY. https://msparp.chat/alternianstreetbeefs# COME HERE IF YOU'RE JUST TRYNA HAHANG OUT AND BE SILLY. :o) https://msparp.chat/streetbeefhangouts
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LRIGHT MUTHAHAFUCKERS. ALPHAHAS. SIGMAS. MY GANG GANG. YOU SKINNY LITTLE FUCKS AND PRESIDENTS. FIGHT NIGHT TIME. WE'RE ONLINE. GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE ASTAT, WE'RE ABOUT TO THROW DOWN SILLY STYLE. FIGHT NIGHT HAHAS OFFICIALLY STARTED. https://msparp.chat/alternianstreetbeefs# #fightnight #throwdownthursday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d35f51f02e06.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA START PREGAMING RIGHT NOW. TWENTY MINUTES UNTIL #FIGHTNIGHT #THURSDAYTHROWDOWN #ALTERNIANSTREETBEEF. PREGAMING STARTS NOW. WHO WANTS TO SWING BY MY HIVE EARLY TO DROP THIS WHOLE BAG OF MAGIC MUSHROOMS WITH ME AND THEN CHAHASE IT WITH DAB RIG HITS AND TEQUILA BOMBS UNTIL THE EVENT STARTS? :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT BIG DAWGS, ALPHAHAS, SIGMAS, AND CHILLER MUTHAHAFUCKERS. OFFICIAL #FIGHTNIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT. THAHAT SHIT'S STARTING A LITTLE LATER, YOU SHOULD BE THERE. SHIT'S GONNA BE MUTHAHAFUCKING MAGICAL. :o) SEE YOU THERE AT 6PM EST.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YO CHITTR.ING. TUNE THE FUCK UP SAMURAI. THIS SHIT ISN'T NO MUTHAHAFUCKING GAME ANYMORE. THEY'RE STRAIGHT UP DROPPING WEIRD VELVETY GREEN BULLSHIT ON MY LAWNRING, AND THAHAT SHIT'S GETTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE SNARLBEAST PIT WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HOST #FIGHTNIGHT. DO YOU BELIEVE IN FIGHT NIGHT? I DO. I BELIEVE THAHAT WE SHOULD ALL HAHAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAT EACHOTHER UNTIL OUR FACES ARE NUMB IN THE SPIRIT OF COLLECTIVE NON-VIOLENT-VIOLENCE. STAND. STAND AND FIGHT. FIGHT LIKE IT'S FIGHT NIGHT EARLY. MY MIRTHFUL BROTHERS AND SISTERS. MY NON-MIRTHFUL BROTHERS AND SISTERS. WE GOTTA MUTHAHAFUCKIN...Read more
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAHAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. TOMORROW NIGHT. AT FIGHT NIGHT. I WILL BE FIGHTING @barackObama. I WILL FIGHT HIM IN A MAID DRESS. I WILL FIGHT HIM WEARING A PAIR OF FLUFFY FAKE KITTEN EARS. I WILL FIGHT HIM EXTREMELY MUTHAHAFUCKING HIGH ON MAGIC MUSHROOMS. AND I WILL FIGHT HIM FOR THE TITLE OF PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA,. IF I WIN, I WILL BE THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA. IF HE WINS, I'MMA GIVE HIM A TWENTY-FIVE DOLLAR GIFT CARDS TO TROLL RAISING CANE'S. I DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT LIGHTLY, BUT IT'S WITH A HEAVY MUTHAHAFUCKING PUMPER THAHAT WE JUST GOTTA SAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. BE THERE AT #FIGHTNI...Read more
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAHAT I WILL BE FIGHTING IN A MAID DRESS TOMORROW AT #FIGHTNIGHT.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 @arsenicCatnxp WOULD ME FIGHTING TOMORROW NIGHT IN A MAID OUTFIT BE GOOD PUBLICITY FOR THE CAFE. :o? #fightnight #kittymaidcafe
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WOKE UP FEELING LIKE I GOT SYSTEMATICALLY HIT BY A CONTINUOUS TRAIN OF HUNDREDS OF SCUTTLEBUGGIES ONE AFTER MUTHAHAFUCKING ANOTHER. OW. :o( #fightnight
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHIT'S WINDING DOWN, BUT THAHANKS AGAIN TO ALL YOU MUTHAHAFUCKERS THAHAT TURNED UP FOR OUR FIRST WEEKLY FIGHT NIGHT. THAHAT SHIT WAS LIT AS FUCK. I LITERALLY CANNOT FEEL MY MUTHAHAFUCKING FACE RN. :o) (•́⍜•̀)🎪 OH. MUTHAHAFUCKING SIDEBAR?? WHEN I FIND THE BITCHMADE MOFOS THAHAT WENT INTO MY HIVE AND TRASHED THE PLACE, YOUR ASSES ARE MUTHAHAFUCKING GRASS, YOU GET ME? GRASS. (•́⍜•̀)🎪 ANYWAYS THAHANKS AGAIN THAHAT SHIT WAS DOPE. :o) #fightnight #violence #thanks
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 REFFING A MUTHAHAFUCKING FIGHT RN. I'M SO FUCKED UP. THAHAT FISH FUCKER THROWS A MEAN HOOK. OOOUUUUUUUU. #fightnight