@mercurialGeloscopy — #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeEt-dgySRvz2Jtzb17Ojk-R_OFdla-rsBTXmielXIiR4woQg/viewform?usp=dialog GONNA PLUG THIS SHIT ONE MORE TIME BEFORE I GO GET SOME SHIT DONE. CONFESS SHIT TO ME OR ASK ME SHIT, SERIOUSLY THIS SHIT IS NO HOLDS BARS FR. CAN BE ABOUT STUPID BULLSHIT, CAN BE #NSFW, IDGAF. xo)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT MUTHAHAHAHAFUCKERS. ASK BATCH #1 FROM THE YUNG JUGG QUESTION CORNER. anon #1: 0u0 MG: (•́⍜•̀)🎪 xo) anon #2: (V)(',,')(V) hi eseddy lmfao so tell me whatarr ℧r q℧ads like wh℧t we lookin at here im c℧rio℧s as f℧rkk oops i mean as f℧ck lol dont wanna give away who i am MG: (•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAHAHAT'S UP DAEL? YEAH I MEAN. I GOT TWO OF THE FINEST, BADDEST, BESTEST MUTHAHAFUCKING MOIRAILS ON ALTERNIA, AND IT AIN'T CLOSE. AND I GOT A SPECIAL LITTLE SOMEBODY IN MY FLUSHED CORNER. xo) anon #3: just wanted to let you know that your bulge is registered as clubkind. MG: (•́⍜•̀)🎪 F...Read more
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TROLLNLYFANS.COM/YUNGJUGG #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT YEAH I'M LOCKING DOWN BUCKET BREAKERS. THAHAT SHIT GOES HAHARD. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AIGHT. THINKING SOME MORE ABOUT THIS IDEA I'VE GOT FOR BREAKING INTO THE AMATEUR PORN INDUSTRY. THINKING ABOUT BRANDING AND ALL THAHAT SHIT. WHAHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT "BUCKET BREAKERS" FOR THE STUDIO NAME? :o? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AIGHT PRETTY SURE I'M JUST GONNA BREAK INTO THE AMATEUR SCENE. START MY OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY AND RUN IT OUTTA MY HIVE. YUNG JUGG PRODUCTIONS OR SOME SHIT. MAYBE START UP AN ONLYFANS. GOTTA PLAY THIS SHIT BY EAR. :o? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK IT I'MMA START DOING PORN. :o) #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CAN'T TELL IF THIS IS JUST A MORNING UNSHEATHE, OR IF THE BONER WEED LIKE FRFR LASTS LIKE TWENTY PLUS MUTHAHAFUCKING BLINKS. :o/ #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST ME. SITTING AROUND. IN MY SPONGEBOBBIES. TWIDDLING MY MUTHAHAFUCKING PRONGS. UNSHEATHED. CUZ OF THE BONER WEED. :o/ #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFING THE BONER WEED GOT ME MUTHAHAFUCKING GEEKED IN THE PAN AND IN THE GROIN. :o/ #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT SHOULD I DO WHEN I HIT 200 FOLLOWERS. :o? I'VE ALREADY POSTED MY SCHMEAT. :o/ #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES WHEN IT GETS REALLY MUTHAHAFUCKING EARLY, AND I'VE STAYED UP TOO DAMN DEEP INTO THE DAY, I START GETTING ALL UP IN MY FEELS AND SHIT. START FEELING THE GUILT AND REMORSE AND PAIN CLAWING AT MY MUTHAHAFUCKING NECK LIKE A BANSHEE DIGGING BARBED-WIRE INTO MY JUGGALO JUGULAR. BREAK OUT IN A MUTHAHAFUCKING COLDSWEAT REMEMBERING WHAHAT THEY DID TO ME. THEN I REMEMBER THAHAT I GOT A PHAHAT MUTHAHAFUCKING SHLONG SLUNG BETWEEN MY LEGS AND I FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT. :o) LIKE DUDE FUCKING I'M PACKING GODDAMN LMFAOOOOOOO. xoD #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOT SO MUCH MUTHAHAFUCKING LOVE IN MY PUSHER, THAHAT'S WHY MY RUMPLESPHERES ARE SO GODDAMN FAT AND MARBLED AND JUICY AND IT'S WHY THEY JIGGLE WHEN I JUMP. :o/ #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 42 INCH ASS ON MY FACE. THAHAT'S IT. THAHAT'S THE CHIT. SEND. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PRONE BONE PUSHUPS. TWO BIRDS WITH ONE THRUST TYPE SHIT. #nsfw #nsfwe
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL BIG SED BACKSHOTS ONE-SHOTS THE WAY I GOT THESE HOES FAINTING WHEN I CRACK. GOT ME FEELING LIKE UNCLE JESSE ON FULL HOUSE. #nsfw #nsfws
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ON MY TIPPY TOES LOOKING FOR BIG TIDDY HOES. #nsfw #bars #yungjugg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHY ARE THREESOMES ONLY FOR SEX? WHY CAN'T I JOIN A COUPLE'S ARGUMENT? BIG SED HAHAS BIG OPINIONS. :o/ #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M TRYNA TURN SOMEONE'S ASS INTO BONGOS WHILE I'M HITTING THAHAT SHIT FROM BEHIND. BOP BOP BADONGO DONGO DONGO DOO DOO DOO BOP BOP BOP. YOU FEEL ME? :o) #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M JOINING THE WAR ON GOONING ON THE SIDE OF GOONING. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFING STRAIGHT THE FUCK UP HUMBABA CUT SO RICH WITH FUGU FENT THAHAT IT MAKES YOUR SHIT LOOK LIKE LESS OF A NIC STICK AND MORE LIKE SOME STRAIGHT UP BUBBLEBLOWER SHIT. GOT A VIOLETBLOOD SHAHAWTY AND I THROW THEM OUT ACROSS A SHIPWRECK AND HAHAVE THEM GIVING GLUBBY TOPPY UNTIL I'M SPEAKING STRAIGHT ANCIENT ALTERNIAN. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME DAWG. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SCENEGIRL NOOK. SEND CHITT. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED MY MUTHAHAFUCKING BULGE NUTTED LIKE I GOT SLURRY CRAMPS DAWG. :o/ #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WASSUP SEDREK NATION. IT'S ME. THE CEO AND INVENTOR OF SEX. I HAHAVE AN IMPORTANT MUTHAHAFUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT SEX 2 IS BEING DELAYED. THIS IS ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THAHAT I'M NOT DONE HAHAVING SEX 1 YET. THAHANKS FOR YOUR EPIC ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER N SHIT. :o) #nsfw??
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO WANT THEY MUTHAHAFUCKING NOOK ATE. :o? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOYS PAILING BOYS. THAHAT'S ALL. SEND CHITT. :o) #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY BULGE IS SO MUTHAHAFUCKING FAT THAHAT ITS SHAHADOW WEIGHS FIFTEEN POUNDS. :o) #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY DMS ARE SO MUTHAHAFUCKING DRY WHY IS NO ONE SENDING ME SPHERE PICS. :o/ #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WALKIN ABOUT WITH FAKE ID. CUDDLE WITH THE HOMIES WATCHING STAND BY ME. THIS BULGE AIN'T FREE BABY PAY MY FEE. LEMME LIVE MY LIFE BABY C'EST LA VIE. #lyrics #bars #lyricposting #nsfw #yungjugg #soundlcawedrap #soundclawed
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEDREK NATION. I THINK I REALIZED SOMETHING. I THINK I GOT A TYPE. I THINK SCENEGIRL NOOK JUST HITS DIFFERENT AND THAHAT SHIT'S GOT ME DEEP IN THE MUTHAHAFUCKING TRENCHES. :o( (•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M TWO FOR TWO ON THIS SHIT. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA BOUNCE ON IT SILLY STYLE. :o? (•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF YOU THROW IT BACK HAHARD ENOUGH I'LL HONK. :o) (•́⍜•̀)🎪 MAKE IT CLAP 100 TIMES AND YOU WIN A PRIZE. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEX GROANING WHEN I SNORT A LINE SO THAHAT THE HOES THINK I'M COOL. :o) #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HELLO SEDREK NATION. IT'S ME. THE INVENTOR OF #SEX. I'M HERE TO SPREAD AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE. TYPE SHIT THAHAT'S SO OVER THE GLOBES PERTINENT YOU GOTTA SHOUT IT DOWN FROM THE HIGHEST MUTHAHAFUCKING MOUNTAIN TOPS. (•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AM ANNOUNCING #SEX_2. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #GIVEYOURHOMIESBACKSHOTS #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK KISSING THE HOMIES. SUCK THE HOMIES OFF. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T MUTHAHAFUCKING UNDERSTAND. THEY'LL LET ME HIT IF I POST GOOD. :o/ (•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY LET YUNG JUGG CRACK CUZ I'M FUNNY ON CHITTR. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHE WASN'T KIDDING. PSIONIC BLOWIES ARE NO JOKE. YOU HAHAVEN'T GOTTEN TOP UNTIL YOU'VE GOT A BATTERY ON YOUR BULGE, HOLY MUTHAHAFUCKING SHIT. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 STILL GETTING MAD SLOPPY DOME RN BUT THIS SHIT'S IMPORTANT. SHOULD I DYE MY HAHAIR BLONDE. :o? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 POST FIGHT-NIGHT CELEBRATIONS. :o) (•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DEFINITELY HAHAVE A MUTHAHAFUCKING CONCUSSION. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fe04f829c5ee.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOLDBLOOD SPHERES IN MY FACE WOULD FIX ME. :o/ #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'LL BOOF 5-MEO-DMT AND FULLY DEREALIZE AND I'LL *STILL* HAHAVE YOUR MATESPRIT SAYING YUNG JUGG LAYS THE BEST BULGE THEY'VE EVER HAHAD. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HE/THEY NOOK. THAHAT'S ALL. SEND CHIT. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT MUTHAHAFUCKER. THAHAT'S IT. I'M CRACKING YOUR MOM. I'MMA BE YOUR NEW STEP-LUSUS. :o/ #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M JUST TRYNA GET HIGH AS A MUTHAHAFUCKER ON SOME DMT, SPOON UP ON THE COUCH WITH A FINE SHAHAWTY, AND LET OUT BULGES GET ALL TANGLED UP. IS THAHAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO MUTHAHAFUCKING ASK FOR. :o/ #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT'S A BIG MUTHAHAFUCKER LIKE ME GOTTA DO TO FIND A LOWBLOOD SHAHAWTY WITH A PHAHAT ASS THAHAT MAKES HENTAI NOISES WHEN THEY BOUNCE ON IT. :o? NEED THAHAT LIKE I NEED MY EGO DISSOLVED AND REALITY DEREALIZED ON 5-MEO-DMT. WHICH MEANS I NEED THAHAT SHIT REAL MUTHAHAFUCKING BAD. #nsfw #substance
(( Hey everyone! Long overdue OOC introduction post for Sedrek here. Content warnings first and foremost, this character will heavily post/discuss #substance, #nsfw, and #nsfwe themes. Sedrek is a fuckboy douchebag, and is explicitly sexual and vulgar with his language, up to and including #nsfw flirting with total strangers. If this bothers you, please feel free to either block me or message me OOC and ask me not to interact with your character in this way, and I will 100% respect your request! No feelings hurt whatsoever if you decide to block. Additional content warning for #substance. Sedrek is bo...Read more
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOOOO WHAHAT'S UP MUTHAHAFUCKERS, LIKE THIS CHIT IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON GETTING SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BOOFED IN THE PAN THAHAT YOUR AGGRAVATION SPONGE MELTS OUT OF YOUR MUTHAHAFUCKING EARS. OR IF YOU LIKE SPHERES. ALSO LIKE THIS CHIT IF YOU LIKE SPHERES. :o) #substance #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE ALL THE PALG (PHAHATASS LOWBLOOD GIRL) SHAHAWTIES AT? :o/ #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF YOU'VE ALREADY GOT IT ON, THE MIKU BINDER STAYS ON DURING PAILING. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IMPERIAL DRONES GOT MY HAHANDSOME MUTHAHAFUCKING FACE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE WANTED POSTERS BECAUSE I NEVER PULL OUT. 💪😤💦💦💦💯💯💯💯💯 #nsfw