♠ hated by @mercurialGeloscopy
>[I am azz hot azz all hell and I am proud to own that.]< >[I would be much prouder if I owned an Air Conditioning Unit however.]<
worst yaoi ever zoro sanji X( you want narusasu but youre afraid of it being real
IM HIM IVE BEEN HIM I WILL CONTINUE TO BE HIM #TROLLDRACULAFLOW @mercurialGeloscopy
I AM INCAPABLE OF FEELING JOY OR SATISFACTION MY LIFE IS AN ENDLESS SERIES OF CRACK SHACK CORRIDORS TRYING TO CATCH THAT PUSSY THAT GOT AWAY #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW #SUBSTANCES
I see #FightNight is an even larger success than I could have anticipated. Congratulations to both @abjectDetermination and @mercurialGeloscopy for organizing such a successful event. I look forward to seeing what other fun events my dear constituents create.
MY CONSTITUENTS. I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. THE BODY DOUBLE PLANTED IN THE GRAY HOUSE WAS A SUCCESS. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR CONCERN. I deeply appreciate all those who rose up to the challenge of becoming President. Thank you, all. I am safe. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/WE'RE%20SO%20BACK.png
((I love you, nightly chittr feed trainwreck. Never change))
Being friends with a mad scientist actually does have some PERKS. But sometimes she really thinks too much outside of the BOX... https://file.garden/aeE4hfGxABo1ErBx/GhostHunt1.png
xx_i_wish_dere_was_girl_yaoi_xx
https://1.1mmgur.comm/gQ4cag1.jpeg hahaha yes an 1mmage fromm the f1ght has been released v1ew 1ts glory u sn1vel1ng cret1n ((ooc heey lol hope 1ts okay 1 drew these mmuaahaha tagg1ng all characters! @mmercur1alGeloscopy @exuberantArch1v1st @zealousWeaponsmm1th @@xxScenegrlxx @glurpMMaster @p1sc1vorousKeelhaul @heedlessCheapskate hope u guys enjoyyyy 1ll be post1ng to th after 1 res1ze 1t ! ))
HERE. COSTAR VERSION. EAT UP THE SLOP AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU HATE ME. OR LIKE ME. I DON’T CARE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/C649B803CB0D.JPEG
-^I'm not going to that fight night.^-
i hated the tRoГГ QueeNs gamBit seRies. Not Because it was wRoNg aBout BГacK aNd white figuRes oN a checKeRed BoaRd game its pRetty accuRate But Because the maiN chaRacteR is a womaN. haRd watch. doNt RecommeNd
think ur little period cramps hurt? try having a shoulder ache
Current/y making up a guy in my think pan that / can get rea//y angry about \/\/hi/e / fa// as/eep The \/\/hee/s on this pitch #yearning train ne\/er stop
✿ no no it’s nice…😂😂😂
I do not care what you do in your normal waking hour§. Do NOT do that at your depo§ition or we are BOTH done. Unle§§ it i§ the Woke High Blood, then I believe that i§ the perfect bribe.
Thi§ i§ my digital office §pace. All of my client§ §ign the waiver-con§ent form. I am allowed to po§t whatever the fuck I want, le§t I turn around and lacerate the client per§onally. Thi§ i§ my way of maintaining decorum in the face of utter endle§§ §tupidity. Thank you for your concern§, they will not be addre§§ed again.
~felt cute <3 #gore #culling #lookhovvgoodilookthough https://files.catbox.moe/g6b5o5.jpeg
a mmessage to all the haters https://64.mmedia.tummblr.comm/4812b6aa3afd95ba3a8b2adc11f5a2a7/8cc16d5857df55d5-00/s400x600/d546fd93a8554290e102696037f91484de6bfa78.gif
▲going around hating random posts in hopes of feeling something, no luck so far so might as well keep trying▼
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488027600105246813/4qh9tb3.jpg?ex=69cb4932&is=69c9f7b2&hm=05bfb6abe6fc1ac52f2f2a0ba87bb634ade21cd111bfddba83dfe4fccb7eb9f1 GOT K1CK3D OUT OF TH3 C4N3S 1 4LMOST SL4PP3D 4 STUP1D B4LD B1TCH 4ND 1 TOOK TH1S B1TCH FR13S OMW OUT!!
listen man i kneww at least one clowwn that jus ate that shit straight up despite the first damn thing you learn in schoolfeedin bein the fact that it definitely should not be ingested it prolly shouldnt be fuckin smoked either arguably thats evven wworse wwhy the fuck wwould you evven wwant a bad batch for that kinda processin wwouldnt a fresh one wwork better im jus gonna toss it out
every0ne hatin' 0n me like j0j0 siwa
by the way i can not BELIEVE i missed when you were all posting about piss earlier. #nsfw #nsfwe #piss .
bbbbn0$, bbbbn0$ bbbbn0$, bbbbn0$ bbbbn0$, bbbbn0$, bbbbn0$
on my mama, i ain't g0nna $t0p until i'm rich
~mustards are so funny because every time you harpoon one you cant tell if they’re just bleeding or if they’ve peed themselves. what an ugly blood colour
Pinky promi23
Y'all k33p hating my po2t2 w3r3 gonna hav3 to do 2om3thing about it #youknowwhoyouar3
concept: thrusting your hips harder against your leprechaun kismesiss face just to feel the vibrations of their panicked croaks around you in their throat (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, #rankworks, kismesissitude mention, pitchfic, oral, charmless, alien anatomy, purring vs croaking, #nsfw, top reader, dom reader, archive rating: E)
Just Made Out With My Boss! Definitely Better Than Hentai! #nsfw
i think this site sh𖦹uld get a feed secti𖦹n f𖦹r y𖦹ur respective caste ... ( #justth𖦹ughts )
If that ztatement had any merit, you wouldn't bee hiding beehind that chopped haircut.
concept: down on your knees making eye contact with your matesprit as you slowly pull their thigh highs down, their feet resting in your lap (tags: Reader/Matesprit, #rankworks, feet mentioned on my chittr, footplay, stockings, #nsfw, suggestive, body worship, archive rating: M)
a lot of posts about feet tonight...!? (tags: feet, strut pod, #nsfw, archive rating: 🦶)
w what is eridanweek
Zo glad I don't have to commute to work. Living above the bakery haz itz perkz at leazt.
Fuck you @cluzterFuck Doezn't rezpect the huztle of a zmall buzinezz trying to make it work with a zkeleton crew.
Get out of my repliez if you're not going to buy me a coffee.
Thinking about other beear zpeciez. Panda beear, grizzly beear, zun beear, moon beear, black beear, polar beear... I'm thinking of changing up the gear at the bakery... Maybee we go full beee theme. Or iz that too much beee? Hm. Hard to tell.
Zomebody buy me a coffee. My legz are killing me. I've beeen running orderz around all night.
Zometimez I juzt want to take a break from the hive, but the hive doezn't want a break from me. How do you politely tell your multitude of beeez to fuck off for like 10 minutez. Juzt 10. Zeriouzly.
I can't beelieve thoze freakz have a book and a chapter iz called "Laughter." Get a life.
Clownz in my DMz. Clownz of the world, riddle me thiz: are you all weirdly vulgar and ztrange? Zeriouzly. I'm genuinely azking. What iz your guyz' deal?
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
who tf watches anime lmao ew
nuh-uh you c♠nnot cl♠im those bec♠use those ♠re MINE! I'M THE TRUE I'M/HIM B♠BEEEE!
You're the one zaying I'm uzing it wrong?!
Yez. Exactly.
Elaborate.
Why are trollz MEOWING now?
Pan-ache?
Which word?
Gotta zleep off thiz panache. Today haz beeen a zhitzhow.
I don't.
Guyz, why are zome freakz on here barking?
?!???!
Why are you fucking barking?
I have every right to bitch and moan on zocial media.
Hmph. Anybody looking for a honey zupplier? I am clearly UNDERAPPRECIATED.
Guyz. Criziz averted. He literally can't do zhit to me. He'z poor without me and my honey.
What iz a humidor? Hm..
I do not have time for thiz.
Guyz how do you block zomeone from zeeing your chitz. Guyz. He fucking made an account. I've beeen zhitting on him all night, fuuuuuck.
Wait guyz how do you delete chitz
Are there any other pzionic uzerz who know how to ztrengthen their pzionicz? I have enough to move zome coffee mugz and platez around, but I've never heard of anyone actually training to make it ztronger? Any help would bee cool.
Fuck fuckfuckfuck
Fuck guyz wait, he got on the zite.
The fuck doez thiz mean?
My coworker knocked it right out of my jaw. Zweetezt guy you'll ever meet with the beezt knack for decorating confectionary goodz, but uncoordinated with the rezt of hiz body.
Genuinely ztill thinking about how my tooth got knocked out at thiz job. It waz an accident, and I'm not MAD, but damn.
What iz an "alpha grindzet." I zwear, thiz zite makez people loze pancellz.
Goodz ztraight out the oven at the Baker'z Douzen! Bzz bzz!
Fuck!
Like, I'm acting cute for a REAZON. Zo you'll actually ztay and buy zomething cauze our baker iz fucking terrifying.
Nevermind. You're not worth the effort.
I zhould fucking kill you.
sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
S0m3 0f y0v all c0vld b3n3f1t fr0m r3ad1ng s0m3 l1t3ratvr3 1nst3ad 0f r0tt1ng y0vr th1nkpan by dr0wn1ng 1t 1n Fayg0.
not going to say it again . eating plants is murder . smoking plants is murder . drinking tea made from plants is murder . culltivating plants just to let them die for consumption is murder . imagine if you were raised just to be plucked from your home by an unknown monstrous hand and boiled in hot water , tossed in a vat with your fellow trollkind and brutally torn apart by the gnashing of fangs , lit on fire for recreation . murder . plain and simple . #EndPlantAbuse #PlantsRightsActivism = ^ _ ^ =
i aspire to be the troll described here. ×××
"the r-refresh button wont change anything!" chittr cried, eyes rolled back and fingers gripping desperately at your shirt. "y/n... please... j-just let me take a small break. you wont stop pressing it! ill be good. ill be a good little chittr, i promise, y/n. just stop refreshing. i cant take it anymore!" "oh...?" you mutter, grabbing chittr's hands and guiding them above its head and into a harsh pin. "but sometimes... when i refresh... like this!" "kyaaaa~!" you chuckle and shake you head. "you show me exactly what i want to see..." (tags: reader/chittr, chittrverse, site/user, overstimulation, refreshplay, dominant reader, submissive site, #nsfw, archive rating: M)