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/.what.excellent.fucking.timing.\ \.im.gonna.learn.a.foreign.language.to.emphasize.my.annoyance./
/.half.the.posters.are.unoriginal.on.here.\ \.i.dont.do.anything.either.but.im.critical.of.them.and.that.means.im.better./ /.we.get.it.johnJane.youre.horny,what,else,do,you,have,to,say,\
(V)(',,')(V) as the first horseshoecrabg℧y of the site ill dap ℧ ℧p too brobro
꧁Reid Shadow Legends.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
Iⵜ COME⚕︎ WIⵜH ⵜHE ⵜERRIⵜORY. EA⚕︎Y ⵜO ACCE⚕︎⚕︎ EⵜHICALLY.
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁You're not.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Being nice.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁----o>o----꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I can think freely.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁It's a good post.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
MY PUMPER ACHE⚕︎ 4 ⵜHO⚕︎E WHO ARE NOⵜ A⚕︎ INⵜELLECⵜUALLY GIFⵜED A⚕︎ ⵜHE GREAⵜ MEDICULL PRACⵜICIONER⚕︎ ON ⵜHI⚕︎ PLANEⵜ. ⚕︎O MANY PROFE⚕︎⚕︎IONAL⚕︎ RI⚕︎KING LIFE AND LIMB ⵜO EN⚕︎URE ⵜHAⵜ ⵜROLLKIND I⚕︎ ⵜAKEN CARE OF. I AM ALWAY⚕︎ HONORED ⵜO BE A PILLAR OF ⵜHE MEDICULL FIELD...
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Yes. ꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4. Help me.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I love you.꧂
꧁I am controlled by their love. 1.2.3.4. It's beautiful.꧂
꧁My dreams are more vivid. 1.2.3.4. My dreams are more vivid. 1.2.3.4. My dreams are more vivid. 1.2.3.4. My dreams are more vivid. 1.2.3.4. I hate this game. I hate it. Why am I dreaming of it? I just want to stay awake with Master longer.꧂
꧁#nsfw꧂ ꧁#bulgerating꧂ ꧁#purpleblood꧂ ꧁#scent꧂ ꧁#taste꧂ ꧁#medchittr꧂ ꧁@custodialFabrication꧂ ꧁Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Cleans Floors' bulge.꧂ ꧁Uhm. Okay. So. I need to be careful with this one, because Cleans Floors is not actually a simple custodial technician. That is the current title. That is the cover. That is the mop bucket sitting in front of a locked door. I promise not to unlock that door, though. It's not up to me to police his life.꧂ ꧁I am trying to remain objective.꧂ ꧁That is harder when the subject is a purpleblood who has deliberately reduced himself into something meager.꧂ ꧁Anyway.꧂ ꧁Ｓｔａｔｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 7꧂ ꧁Purpleblood force, older-body endurance, and the kind of practical grip that comes from tools, valves, machines, mop handles. He is well experienced.꧂ ꧁Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 4꧂ ꧁Not especially yielding. Stubborn. Dense. Cooperative only when approached correctly.꧂ ꧁Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 6꧂ ꧁Above average, but not theatrical. ꧂ ꧁Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 7꧂ ꧁The main feature. Thickest through the base and middle, broad enough to make the read immediately practical.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ： 8꧂ ꧁Something is strange about it. A weak sense of Chucklevoodoos. And, it kind of makes me... Forget things.꧂ ꧁Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｃｅｎｔ：꧂ ꧁Floor wax, old disinfectant, fried cluckbeast, cheap barcade beer, hot cabinet dust, machine oil, purple musk, and that cold bleach smell.꧂ ꧁Ｔａｓｔｅ：꧂ ꧁Salt. Peppered grease. Purple mineral. Bitter cleaner. Old smoke from a shabby coat. It is filling in taste...꧂ ꧁Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ：꧂ ꧁Firm. Smooth at the head, heavier and more stubborn down the shaft, with a low underside ridge that feels structural. Not plush. Not pretty. Useful. Durable. ꧂ ꧁Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ：꧂ ꧁Clear at first, then faint purple-gray. Slick, but restrained. Viscosity increases with pressure rather than praise. Not messy unless pushed. Once pushed, difficult to stop.꧂ ꧁Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ：꧂ ꧁Heavy-medium. I would estimate 2.8 pounds fully worked up. The weight sits low. More bucket than banner.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ Ｅｘｐｌａｉｎｅｄ꧂ ꧁ ꧂ ꧁Cleans Floors has a containment bulge. The chucklevoodoos are reduced, but the residue is still there. Not active performance. Not a full purpleblood glamour. Not a ringmaster's lure. More like pressure left in a room after the music stopped. The organ carries that same pressure. It does not charm. It does not sparkle. It does not call attention to itself.꧂ ꧁It waits. It's almost predatory...꧂ ꧁Dense. Old. Almost ritual. The shaft is not excessively long, but the girth gives it authority, especially when paired with the way his body seems unwilling to waste motion. I do not recommend it for the playful, or the romantic. Strictly business.꧂
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I declare a bulge war.꧂ ꧁5.6.7.8.꧂ ꧁Who can keep their bulge straight?꧂ ꧁#NSFW #Joke꧂
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I got new bulge requests!꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Yippee.꧂ ꧁#nsfw꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
꧁Thank you, Master.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
~damn it they knO~w ball~
~MIND G~OBLIN THESE GLO~BES?!?!?!?!?! G~OTTEM~
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\ genu1nely happy f0r y0u! J:) /
\ 1'm ashamed t0 say 1'm a pervert ab0ut th1s /
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Finally...Back at my pod. #mypod.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I...꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I am so happy...꧂
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꧁#NSFW #Bulge 1.2.3.4. #Part2꧂ ꧁Slimey.꧂ ꧁# %#+++==---------++* ꧂ ꧁======---::::::::::::::::= ꧂ ꧁==-----::::::::::::::::::::=+ ꧂ ꧁------:::::::::::::::::::::::::+ ꧂ ꧁----................::::::::::-++ ꧂ ꧁--:....................:::::::::=+* ꧂ ꧁::.....................::::::::===*# %%##########% ꧂ ꧁:::....................:--========*## %=========+++++**꧂ ꧁:::..:::::::::::..::::.:---=======+++ *++*=---=====+++++++꧂ ꧁::::::::::::::::-=-----:.:-=========*#= -#*+==..=====++++++***꧂ ꧁::::::::::::::-===-----:.:---=======**= %#*+...:+++++++++++***꧂ ꧁::--::::::::::-=====-----:.--=======**= %#*++++++*###*+**++***꧂ ꧁::--:::::::::=======-----:.--=========* %#*++++*#% #%**++***꧂ ꧁--====-::::::=======-----:.----=======*# #%###% #%*******꧂ ꧁++#%#####--:-=========---:.----=======*+:- #%*******꧂ ꧁# -+*+=======---::::----=======*+=* *=*#*****#%꧂ ꧁ %%#*+======-----..----=========++-= ##==+++*****#%꧂ ꧁ **#+====------.:----=======-==++++++==========+# ꧂ ꧁ *+=====-----:.:-----=-:::-================* ꧂ ꧁ =======-----:...:---...::--==::=========* ꧂ ꧁ #=========-----:............=======**## ꧂ ꧁ +==========-----:.......::-----= ꧂ ꧁ #*=============-::::::::::-*** ꧂ ꧁ ##++++++++====+=---::++=+ ꧂ ꧁ *****#+==+##+++-:++. ꧂ ꧁ %#=-=+## ++-:+ ꧂ ꧁ #+==+## ++-:+ ꧂ ꧁ *### ++-:::+ ꧂ ꧁ ++-:::++. ꧂ ꧁ ++-:::::+ ꧂ ꧁ ++:...::+ ꧂ ꧁ +=:....--= ꧂ ꧁ =:..::++. ꧂ ꧁ -----=-꧂
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁At peace.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I have a beautiful Master.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I am so lucky to be chosen.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Good eventide!!!!꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
✧જ⁀ Heck yeah!!! Everyone deserves a win in their lives!!! Swing hard, swing fast, be a swinger in general!!! Nothing can keep you down if you believe enough!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
꧁1. 2. 3. 4.꧂ ꧁I am clean!!!!꧂ ꧁1. 2. 3. 4.꧂ ꧁I am so clean! and Happy!꧂ ꧁1. 2. 3. 4.꧂ ꧁How did I live before this?꧂ ꧁1. 2. 3. 4.꧂
{ i thiiiink most ppl call hypno and cnc and stuff #nsfwe lol │▌
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I'm. Just. I'm just so happy.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I can't stop crying.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁It's so great.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
how r uuuuu :)
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I have 4 toes.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Hhhappy.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I never did finish that maid costume.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Maybe another time.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁If it's required.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁No. I am keeping a rhythm.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I was asked to.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁It's not really about having fun.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁It's about making others happy.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
꧁i even fixed my quirk.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Because I need to be good.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
꧁1.2.3.4. I'm so happy. 1.2.3.4. Finally. 1.2.3.4.꧂
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁It makes me happy.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁No.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I am good.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I have been told as such.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂
|--[ medicAl tip Of the dAy - dO nOt squeeze it. Best cAse scenAriO yOu'll get A minOr scAr. #medchittr ]-->
I h⊚pe he wasn't w⊚rking ⊚n anything imp⊚rtant, like dr⊚ne c⊚des ⊚r s⊚mething! That w⊚uld be REAL bad inf⊚sec if he was putting th⊚se int⊚ CHITJPT!!!!
If anyone can, it's @regularExpression! Reggie, any advice meow?
/.im.still.so.fresh.y.you.can.suck.my.nuts.\
print("not everyone") print("there is like some pretty cool people out there")
DELIVERY DRIVERS ARE USELESS!!! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET THE STRAW FOR MY DRINK!!??? TROLLBAMA!!! FIX THIS NOW!!!!
I cann☘︎t BELIEVE the gal S☘︎ME pe☘︎ple have >:{{{{{{ And like, WHY IS IT ALWAYS BLUE BL☘︎☘︎DS?????!!?!?!!
print("hopefully you will get more cool stuff sent to you!") print("i am not a hot commodity here for whatever reason so i just sometimes get aired...") print("but much like that syphilis guy i wont stop trying")
print("well it is pretty fun whenever someone respond to them with something cool") print("every so often someone has even asked an actually interesting question!") print("at least in my case")
{ yes Doctor Iznang...... │▌
Soovvnds fvvn wheen aaree yoovv freeee bvvckoo
{ no its on purpose <3 │▌
{ hehehe yeahhhh <333 | twirls my hair at u btw =P │▌
{ mhm mhm mhm!!!! | sooo true <3 │▌
II fvvckiing haatee paan aachees soomeeoonee cvvll mee
{ oh my god sooooo many | ive had someone drop me with touch b4!!! =D │▌
{ oh oh oh i always like when someone does it with music!!! | or or like an inducsion | 𝒑 (is that how u spell it?) | hidden suuuper quiet in some ambient track | that gets clearer as the track goes on and the subjec drops hhehe | oh and i realy like when someone snaps me down | its just so like | suprising and sudden and it feels so good and fuzzy when im down >w< ‖ { but i mean u cant go wrong with a spiral in a headset lol │▌
꧁yes. i generally believe highbloods.꧂
(*^‿^*) Yes, Doctor Iznang! ♫
i'm thinking about doing 2omething φor halloween, what iφ i go aw a Mighty Cowboy or 2ome 2hit.
i do wonder why every Darling Teal i meet always says im a failiure to the caste. I suppose they Quite Dislike the fact i went against their snobby suits and ties and Legislacerator work, to instead work in a line more suited to a fox such as myself.
Yeep yvvp taakiing nootees. Wriitiing thiis doown. Stvvdyiing iit.
Caan't aargvvee wiith thaat oonee ( ◜‿◝ )
꧁Yes...i will. Thankyouhighblood.꧂
>-8==— it looks like i have a busy light shift ahead of myself... >-8==— rounds aren't an issue but it looks like i'll need to wrestle a ccullee into the suit again... #medcchittr @threatentensely
꧁Hhhahahhfthankyou...꧂
mAnIpUlAtIoN!(tInG)BrAiNwAsHiNg! Oh tHeRe aRe mAnY(TiNg)mAnY(TiNg)mAnY(TiNg)wAyS To uSe a(tInG)FrIeNd!
꧁Ok ill ask them꧂
꧁Not good at violence but i will try for you highblood...꧂
----- |I I can hear walking out side I don't wanna go to sleep now| _____
I do? Um-- well, gosh, thank y'!
Um... I dinnae judge by height...! I think anyone can be attractive regardless!
꧁im tall. i guess.꧂
꧁yes this makes sense꧂
HELLO. HERE IS THE HASHTAG PROOF THAT ONE TROLL ASKED FOR. DONT EVER FUCKING DOUBT ME AGAIN. THE HASHTAG FULL BODY JIGGLE IS REAL. https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/JIGGLE%20JIGGLE.gif #nsfw
>-8==— uh is hospital ccourt a real thing? >-8==— my superior is talking about reporting me to humane resourcces for an outburst... #medcchittr
You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! The rain has stopped and it’s only a bit chilly outside. The sun is shining and the sky is just beautiful! There’s just the lightest mist in the air. I’ve got the perfect song for today and to start the morning off right. Here’s Ella Fitzgerald with “Misty” coming right up! Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
i tried t0 draw annyways. have ann attempted self p0rtrait despite my blinndnness.
Of (c)ou(R)§e the §ite that majo(R)ly la(R)p§ at having §ex would go (c)(R)azy about wanting #§elf(c)e§t. (C)an’t get mo(R)e ma§tu(R)bato(R)y than that. #n§fw™
al+erna+ive versions of myself. clones or o+herwise. simply canno+ be allowed +o live. much less any+hing else.
DATING Y⊚URSELF?? S⊚unds PATHETIC!! S⊚unds like y⊚u can't pull!! HAHAH⊚⊚H⊚⊚!! That's pretty much like having an AI matesprit!!!
⧃ A new portrait for my office, to signal good things ahead for OZA-TAP. “Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.” - Troll Suzy Kassem
|--[ tO Any purples whO mAy interAct with me - i Am An ex-clOwn. i hAve nO interest in suBscriBing tO the dOctrine AgAin, nOr will i pOsitively engAge with thAt side Of Our cAste's culture. yOu hAve Been wArned. ]-->
#mygarden.
print("fuck yeah doctor i knew you got me") print("make sure you send any you see my way!")
-o------ Quadrant non-compliance https://file.garden/ajYHtyoeCzLAiwmp/bookchittr.gif -o------ In our most recent excursion to supposed rebel dominated planets, my Shipmate found this piece of literature. It's an exceptionally ancient copy, the pages are practically crumbling to the touch, but there were newer, updated versions of this book in the colony (This one too is not the original). It's titled "The Mutinuos’s guide to the quadrant non-compliancy spectrum", she and her partner, Mediator Starpoet, were one of the first publicly outed Lifemates, and i'm positive that the only reason this book still exists is due to an oversight by The Empire. I am thankful though, it is part of history, and evidence that despite the control The Empire has had on our lives, our will for freedom shan't be extinguished anytime soon, no matter how much thay try to break our spirits. https://file.garden/ajYHtyoeCzLAiwmp/book%20table.png -o------ I've quickly glanced over a couple of the chapters and i must say, their knowledge of self, empathy and their resiliency were the first step of many that we have taken towards breaking this stigma imposed by The Empire and towards true unbinding. And it seemed that their knowledge has been spread all through-out said planet we visited, their society is something new entirely. -o------ I'll be posting some of its pages in a while. -o------ Obligatory signature to prevent me from being hunted down like a barkbeast: ♆ GLORY TO THE EMPIRE. ♆ VESSEL ID:EAL-90
print("tall women ") print("am i right fellas!")
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$$$ Goregle assistant for my business social media facetome chittr $$$
print("i am not bald but regardless thank you i am glad you enjoyed it")
print("what if you just hypnotised someone who deserved it into doing all the menial parts of it") print("therefore you get to do the fun parts")
IFf You ever Ffeelll usellless lllook atT allllll tThe jadebllloods who llletT lllike 20 brightT glllowing red mutTantTs go witTh a patT on tThe back #You-had-one-job
🥬 nothin like le sweet sensual love of a good sandwich from a gas station food buggy xDD #EPICEATS
3at a wh0ll33333 80wl 0f zk3tti
/.this.is.my.fanart.of.killdeath.radio.\ \.drawn.in.good.fun.and.from.memory./ https://file.garden/amVzBbG9ywqLSVJs/killdeathfanart.png
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Incompetency Is A Liability! Do ¥our ₩ork As ¢leanly And ₽recisely As I Ask And ₩e ₩ill Have No Issues! This Is $omething I Have A$K£D FOR From MAN¥ Of My ₩orkers.
(๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ KYAAAAA, DR. IZNANG IS THE BESSTTTT! ♫ (*￣▽￣)b Expect the great Cyphel Peroxy in your DMs, Dr. Iznang!!! ♫
(*≧ω≦*) She sure is, Dr. Iznang!!! ♫ (*≧ω≦*) Kyaaaa I'm jealous!!! ♫
/.it.appears.my.shrink.just.made.their.account.\ \.immediately.began.following.me./ /.its.been.nice.knowing.you.guys.\