@oleanderSupernova — #mayicome
It is no secret that I was initially against #EridanWeek and all it stood for. That being said, I'm pleased to see how women like myself have been able to capitalize on it for social and financial gains. Yes, #MayICome and #MacroMay have been a bit of a net loss for my company. But I did get to put a business rival in a saw trap designed as an ironic punishment for stealing the #ImComing hashtag from me, and flooding it with his own idiotic event in the first place. Can you really put a price on petty revenge? And needless to say... he got what was #Coming. #GettingNailed - MC Oleana
If someone was culled for every unsuccessful and/or financially disastrous advertisement campaign, no one would have any eXecutives left. It's just the way of business. That being said, our budget mangledger was obviously taken out back. #Finance #BudgetCuts #MacroMay #MayICome - MC Oleana
Hello, all. It is with a heavy blood pusher that we must announce - #MacroMay is being postponed indefinitely, for now. We must sadly pull back, and reassess our company's finances due to some steep legislacerator fees we have uneXpectedly accrued. We apologize deeply for this. We know there was a lot of eXcitement building around the event. We are as frustrated as you must be. #MayICome - MC Oleana
【 Alright. You all have been good little bottomfeeders, and I think you've indulged me enough. So I will #Release your pathetic seadweller and his singing fool for you. You may carry on with your tiring #EridanWeek. And I look forward to seeing you all in #MacroMay. #MayICome? #WEAreComing #MacroCullsmos #Sponsored #Advertisement 】
【 Tick tock, #EridanWeek. I'm feeling the anticipation. Are you? #MayICome 】
【 Hello, slackjawed #EridanWeek guests. Would you like to play a game? While you all have been partying and making fools of yourselves, my legislacerators have taken the liberty of grubnapping your precious seadweller - one Eridan Ampora. @caligulasAquarium This troll has inspired a #Movement, but not without making some very fishy business deals along the way. Unfortunately, the party can't go on without him. I'd like to catch and release him, and let you all continue with the festivities. OR I could sell his ganderbulbs on the troll black market, and profit off him the way he has profited off o...Read more
#MacroMay is still tentatively on, and we will be providing more details as the date draws closer. Look forward to it. #MayICome - MC Oleana
35 days and counting left. The clock tiX ever closer, and I can feel your anticipation building. Remember to chit #MayICome for #MacroMay. - MC Oleana
An update to #MacroMarch - Due to a scheduling conflict, we are now pushing back the event to May! Spread the word and save the date! Chit #MacroMay and #MayICome to be added to the list for further updates and event planning! #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana