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curry and rice / yay
i think every hour we should cast a vote to kick someone off the site. the first two contestants should be scratch and adam. hearts or diamonds for adam spades or clubs for scratch
#Chittrconfessional Pancakes are overrated. Waffles is where it's at.
i dx that every weekend even withxut a breakup
i do / i really do
taking the subway to tyzias's hive / it's nice to have so many wonderful friends
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i got cut early / i'm considering seeing if one of my friends is free / because honestly i don't feel like returning to my hive / just one of those nights
thank you nesben will not eat one :(
goregle dot com do humans taste good goregle dot com answer me
no nesben inform the tony hawk being that nesben is on nesbens away with several large rocks #violence #nsfw #murder #nesben
nesben will allow you to try
female genetic predecessors of other nesbens
you will learn that nesben is the source of all truths
nesben thinks milfs should be a protected species
nesben will be back when nesben is done with various nesbian tasks
nesben has dispensed wisdom and will now return to the primordial mud from where nesben originated
it was a breathalyzer. nesben is going to do violence instead
somenesben gave nesben a vape #substances
@nesbennesben
@psychogenicparoxysm did nesben do it right
a chair is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat or slightly angled seat and a back-rest. it may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics. chairs vary in design. an armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat. chairs can be made from wood, metal, or other strong materials, like stone or acrylic. in some cases, multiple materials are used to construct a chair; for example, the legs and frame may be made from metal and the seat and back may be made from plastic. chairs may have hard surfaces of wood, metal, plastic, or other materials, or some or all of these hard surfaces may be covered with upholstery or padding. the design may be made of porous materials, or be drilled with holes for decoration; a low back or gaps can provide ventilation. the back may extend above the height of the occupant's head, which can optionally contain a headrest. chairs can also be made from more creative materials, such as recycled materials like cutlery and wooden play bricks, pencils, plumbing tubes, rope, corrugated cardboard, and pvc pipe. in rare cases, chairs are made out of unusual materials, especially as a form of art or experimentation. nesben, a nesbian interior designer, created a volcanic hanging chair that is handmade out of volcanic rock. peter brenner, a dutch-born german designer, has created a chair made from lollipop sugar – 60 pounds (27 kg) of confectioners' sugar.
nesben intenda on getting mad pussy in hell
nesben is celibate until nesben dies #nsfw
two thirds mercury and one third milk from a goat or of its ilk goes down harsh, it isnt good makes you feel youre made of wood white nesben it make you sick just too foul, just too thick
nesben is getting crossfaded on gasoline and styrofoam #substances
gasoline ain't shit. nesben is going for motor oil and gravel next. nesben is incapable of dying and life constantly makes nesben regret nesbens inability #substances
no nesben is short as fuck. this makes nesben more powerful
nesben loves you too. nesben has now conquered all of nesbens insecurities.
chittr would you still love nesben if nesben was 5'2"
nesben doesn't even need an artificial metal homunculus to be ultimate nesben. nesben has ascended. nesben can now do a backflip and a frontflip at the same time
nesben might be the only troll with a functional thinkpan anymore. this is not good. nesben planet is so fucked
is anynesben gonna ever question the guy named doctor eggman or is nesben having flashbacks to other universes again
nesben is shadowboxing the enemies of every nesbian. don't worry everynesben, nesben is on it.
nesbens character is the nesben who hits people with increasingly large rocks
nesben already does.
nesben may be the second most attractive troll on alternia but nesben must warn any prospective nesbenkissers: nesben is celibate and always will be, and nesben is a quadrant anarchist. nesben is too much for any measly four quadrants to handle. instead nesben is a free spirit and does whatever nesben wants #quadrants #nsfw #nesben
nesben has felt lust for the first time ever in nesbens life. nesben has to eat a raw ground tuber to eliminate this and become nesben again. #nsfw #nesben #potato
chittr does troll hideo kojima like nesbens
nesben has awoken. does anynesben know how many spiders nesben ate in nesbens sleep or does nesben have to guess
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everyone loves nesben and nesben will be a lot more transparent about the war crimes
never. nesben is your mom now
make nesben your runningmate
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nesben is replacing trollgpt ask nesben anything and nesben will respond without drinking any water
no....please.... nesben can change....
This image is Photoshopped.
yes
everyone deserves to see nesbens magnum opus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5a224a9ecfa.png
nesben will consider this....
insurance
you are so wise. nesben loves you
nesben is going to a job interview. how many rocks are good to bring to an interview
you will never understand
throw nesben to the milfs and nesben will come back pregnant for trolls: pregnancy is when a nesben gestates another nesben within them its really fuvked ip thing human nesbens do #nsfw
nesben is being assailed by another drone nesben will return once nesben has eaten it
last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some givenchy gloves the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them slowly faded into darkness and nesben let the archangels take him
nesben lost the interview due to nesben showing up bulge out but its okay nesben ate all the candy they leave next to the reprieveblock sinks so net win for nesben #nsfw #nesben
nesben doesnt have legal tender
can nesben have a gun mr trollbama
nesben doesnt believe in legal tender
as mr trollbamas runningmate nesben also supports mr trollbama
do the hoes support nesben. how can nesben best support the hoes
dont let anynesben but yournesben dictate what you should eat. diets are a lie and the bmi index was made up by the alternian government so lowbloods would starve themselves into being thin and weak. eat anything that moves and become unkirkable like nesben
@slenderman what is your opinion on gay nesbens? do you believe in gay rights? what about gay wrongs
you are everything to nesben
please
find the pages of nesbens divorce paperwork
yeah nesbens great actually
everynesben always asks nesben who is nesben never how is nesben
a funny dweeb... nesben cant even hate his posts anymore
hateys me
chittr eggman blocked me. somenesben tell him he wants me so bad it makes him look stupid
nesben agrees tbh
nesben will annoy nesbens neighbours
#nowplaying penis music https://youtu.be/226urm2hqte
nesben was briefly a woman before nesben became ultimate nesben
if no one got nesben, nesben knows troll president barack trollbama does. and several other nesbians but nesben knows they know nesben knows
no nesben wants your wife
you should tell nesben if you ever divorce your wife
nesben fumbled a bad bitch. nesben is going to choose to have a drinking problem. nesben will drink pond water until nesben feels better #substances
nesben will try
it goes in nesbens head? nesben is outlawing legal tender
should nesben get into currency. nesbens been avoiding legal tender but other nesbens keep using it for goods and services
eat beetles
nesben has the only valid job prospect
nesben has one job prospects
nesben will never be verified because nesben has no fingerprints no government identification and no job prospects
four days
this is nesbens official ana post. ask nesben anything. nesben has drank enough mercury to know all of lifes secrets
privately message nesben
based as fuck
nesben is a freak ass mutantblood who cannot die and subsists off of dirt and crude oil derivatives. nesben is very useful
nesben doesnt handle legal tender
bro strider.
is nesben allowed to call a hit on somenesben
nesben had no clue ordering a hit was that easy
its good for nesbens
nesben hasnt eaten enough dirt today and got dizzy when nesben stood up. fuck nesbens chud life
nesben is satisfied with top 50. nesben doesnt need a lot to be happy
nesben posts directly from hole in the ground. this is why nesben is number fourty
chittr. nesben has something really serious to say. nesben really appreciates everynesben who appreciates nesben. before getting on chittr, nesben lived in a hole and only ate dirt and did not have friends because nesben is a freaky mutant. and now nesben has so many friends and allies. this means a lot to nesben. nesben will return to nesbenposting once nesben is less overnesbenes
hair grows back??????????????
I have shooters.
i wanna see how high i can make the number go / but i'm also half asleep in someone else's hive / this is hard
the speed at which i'm willing t0 aband0n all self respect up0n receiving even the slightest bit 0f p0sitive attenti0n fr0m s0me0ne needs t0 be studied. whatever y0u say, g0rge0us.
i'm genuinely so embarrassed i use this site so often / why am i like this
i'm 6th / i'm genuinely so embarrassed
:33< hell yes love a qu33n who can match my fureak lets do this thang! WOOOOO
:33< bout to do yuri arson troll becky hold my calls
=( Hello, my loyal Chittr followers. Are you ready to open your mind to become more learned on the subject of bugs? You're in luck, because it is time for another segment of your favorite forum user. Did you know that "lightning bugs" or Lampyridae are actually beetles? Not only that - but the species is carnivorous, often feeding on slugs and snails. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
i'm both of those things / yay
i'm sm0king that shit that made the ap0calypse arise.
i'm sm0king that shit that made the gall0ws calibrate.
i'm sm0king that shit that made the ascendant 0verwhelming.
.They needed a stealth soldier, ,so I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at TrolL BenihanA. .Burned my fucking fingerprints ofF. .They will not find mE.
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=^owo^= I think I am having a panic attack.
I do have a recognizable face. Very distinctive. Lots of memorable details.
I get the impression you people didn't understand the message here.
join my gang! were called the funny bones and we tell jokes down in cali <3
Don't take any offers from people talking about joining gangs. Friendly advice.
~° Good evening Chittr, let's hope you do a better job than Visagetome ~°
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I really don't want to find myself caught in the seductive pull of the neverending schlock scroll cycle. I have too much to do today.