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if ♯anyone is currently ♯hearing the ♯tollingofthebell please ♯letmeknow
If there is 9ne g99d thing I can say a69ut this we6site, it is that I have never 6ef9re seen s9 much variance am9ng a p9pulati9n. 9etween species, caste, and even universe, we truly are a diverse cr9wd. It's refreshing.
▲hah, found an old store of booze from, idk, some cloister matron whos been dead forever, i think it's still good, best drink I've gotten since Lynera stuck her sniffsponge into my shit and made me come back▼
:33 < That sounds so furrun, Clawradia!!! I don't furrink I'vve ever played conquests & mythbeasts but playing a huntress of some kind in a campurrain someday sounds like a real treat!
finished with my conquests & mythbeasts session im so tired! my fighter hexblade the absolute got a final kill in a cavern combat before having a nice picnic with another pc hes crushing on 0v0
I just wanted to share the full clamur profile picture because it got a bit cut off! Here she is// https://files.catbox.moe/nquz2f.png
I~ Fear~ If~ I~ Do~ This~ Then~ I~ Will~ Soon~ Need~ A~ Better,~ Sturdier~ Skull.~ #gore~
Fuuuuck..
gOt mE BlUsHiN AnD AlL ThAt sHiT!
This is true.
@barackObama Can you fact-check this, Mr. President? https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/obama.png
Oh worm? Im pr3tty good at that la2t on3. #n2fw
mOtHeRfUcKeRs gOt mE BlUsHiNg aLl aBoUt mY PhOtO AnD ShIt. BiG KiSsEs fOr aLl tHe cOmPlImEnTs. OnLy gOt a cOuPlE BuT Im hApPy aLl tHe sAmE :o)
pizza box crisis averted.
X You ever have that kind of horny where you want a specific type of sex? That’s where I’m at. #nsfw x
If I threaten you, I'm flirting. Pop a titty, 8itch. #nsfw
SOME people need to realize that not EVERY TREND is for them. So they can shut the front door and stop posting stupid fricken hogwash about dudes gussied up as PONIES.
[this post lets out a reverberated beep when scrolled onto]
Flat chests matter too. We matter too. We can take over the world if we want.
Need §◯meeee◯◯◯neeee †◯◯◯ P◯P Ⱥ †iiii† iiin†◯ my m◯u†h #n§fw
shoutout to the ladies who are flat as a board #HerNNothinng
I kinda liked it when Kanaya punched me.
rechitt!!! <3
:33 < cooood i wanna huff some fucking pits rn...
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! agree ! agree ! agree ! agree~
my type is s0me0ne wh0 will let me huff their pits. send chitt. #nsfw
X Mmmmm horngry…need to eat nussy or I’ll starve…#nsfw x
₍^. .^₎⟆ Th!s k!tt!esS type !s a sssk!lled hunter~
i aIn't sHaRe aNy pIcTuReS Of mE By mYsElF, i aIn't gOt mY PaInTs oN, bUt tHaT WaS JuSt cAuSe i wAs kInDa lAzY :o) BuT WaSsUp. hTtPs:o//64.mEdIa.tUmBlR.CoM/950fEf44E8560cDb6f23CcC13c724b1d/aB7E9Ef3745Ff017-B6/s1280X1920/B1Eb8bB940071bF403DdA389195c152a93A1D819.pNg
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i was gonna make a joke and say that my type is balloons or plush toys or some shit but ngl i dont want u guys to get the wrong idea about me and also i respect the objectum communities too much to make that joke
mfs when they got fat chicks at the function https://file.garden/Zr_IfHMSYR4_NWeK/01c35a11fe964d4bf243bf6bdc9e60be.jpg
:33 < i think fefurry and i should totally cuddle naked and meowbe mess around a lil ;////33 #nsfw
fuuuuuck this pepperoni pizza slaps.
Will you Bro the Spare a Slice?
i will... uh... bro the spare a slice for you jeff the killer.
someone help me name my tomodachi life island
i dont really have "a type", i just like everyone ...i do think blondes are really cute though
girls. you agree. rechitt. this is. not. a suggestion.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Sometimes when she looks my way I feel like something for a second. That's pathetic. But maybe she likes that it's pathetic. #nsfw #vagueposting ]
1 4m 0n3 0f th0s3 tr0llz w1th 4 f3t1sh f0r f1ll1n p41ls w1th 0nly 0n3 g3nd3r (wh1ch 1s g1rlz f0r m3)... wh4t w4s 1t c4ll3d 4g41n...L3b4n3s33?
#nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/nJwXTr1/1775346832364.png #lyric2 #lyric2po2ting
my typ3 1s fr34ks... v4mp1r3s, z0mb13s, gh0sts, wh4t3v3r. 0r p4rty grlz l1k3 m3. t33h33.
My type is someone who will plow me. #Nsfw
My typ3? Youll know.
>>| there .is no gog! .only men kissing. two muscled highbloods doing frictions .on .each .other! the .one .and .only way. the true path: yaoi.
>>| type: yaoi.
Juzzt got the rezzultzz for the mag an8 it lookzz lovely!~ httpzz://f2.toyhou.zze/file/f2-toyhou-zze/imagezz/117844052_8Nn8ttN5zz7L8al.png~
https://media.tenor.com/us6mNEQpXX8AAAAM/let-it.gif
// I did not expect that me making this account today would end with me drawing Jade dick for strangers on the internet. Interesting how life works like that #nsfw
gh0sts hmu!! 1 w0uld l3t y0u d0 wh4t3v3r fr34k sh1t y0u h4v3 g01ng 0n t0 m3!!
1 l1ke my babez a l1ttle zee thr0ugh and cl1ngy 0nly myzter10uz 0rb 1 care ab0ut!!!! L0L0L0L
Gh0sts 4r3 h0t.
:33 < my type? :33 < well if i had to pick a type, i like romantics!! :33 < i also like anyone who will fall fur my rage bait
(=\>.</=) Gender is weird but I'm enjoying being a she/her. Note for other Dirks; fuse with a catgirl and a pony. Gender euphoria.
blessed by the un1verse are those who have room for k1ndness desp1te hav1ng been wronged for the1r ent1re l1ves, 1t takes courage and strength to not turn your back on a world that has done so to you.
Ill n3v3r t3ll you fr3ak2 my kink2. You gotta roll through and l3arn for your23lf. #n2fw
my type are those wwho dutifully promoted #eridanwweek
1 g3t g1rlz!! t0t4lly!! my tw0 3p1c t3nt4bulg3s 4r3 just t00 4w3s0m3!! 1ts n0t l1k3 1m sc4r3d t0 t4lk t0 th3m 4s 4 g1rl!! #nsfw #justF0rTh3Bulg3M3nt10n
A reminder, I am not above wearing a collar but I will be breaking a few leashes #nsfw
W3 almo2t out h3r3 with 10k Kult too now l3t'2 go F3lt lik3 y32t3rday I wa2 watching my Kull almo2t doubl3 my Kult LMAO
SpeakinG Of FiftY BurgeR I ShoulD GeT SomE.
Hell yeah.
I'll keep your contacts on my files.
alr this is a little tmi but relevant like when i started T i devoured a whole rotisserie chicken bones and all, got hard from it, and passed the fuuuuuck oooouuut #nsfw
ppl dont talk enough abt how fucking HUNGRY testsoterone makes u like holy fuck i need to tear up some fast food rn
W3 did pizza but what2 your Troll McDonald2 ord3r
That one trend where one person flexes their arm and the other puts a piece of food on it and eats it off their arm, you agree? #suggestive I guess.
I like my pizza as a joint front and money laundering operation, for the record.
Which is to say I have to select which specific Garfield movie to half-watch. :3
B33 < aw hell yeah B33 < rose youre more than welcome to join me B33 < you just have to pick us a mewvie
Room for your favorite sister to take his place? :3
http2://c.t3nor.com/HvCMWnhJ15UAAAAd/t3nor.gif
https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6892.png
B33 < or you can do as i do and flirt fur the love of the game B33 < and nefur actually, doing anything about it
Pizza dud3???? Larg3, 3xtra ch3323, p3p oliv32 and mu2hroom2 from 2om3wh3r3 that2 got 2tuff3d garlic cru2t ill fuck that 2hit UP
thinkin about having a little weed drink w lunch #substance
=:)Rate my sparkle! =;p https://f2.toyhou.se/f|le/f2-toyhou-se/|mages/90540228_Br8PLO1e|Xx8Vuc.png~
trollbama nominated me after i stopped the humans dirk and jake from tearing each others oiled up chiseled bodies to shreds in front of a large audience
:33 < oh my god the plappies
happening is what i meant
happening
i survived the plappening at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #iwantcandy, #nsfw, archive rating: 🍭)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/9qgyw6.png ]
// ooc post // i dont think im going to finish this but it was a funny thing to sketch https://files.catbox.moe/kx5kkl.png ft. @archiveAddict
concept: a human boy gritting his teeth and rolling his eyes back as he gets pailed "please breed me, please, knock me up, get me fucking pregnant" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Human/Human, human fetish, breeding kink, this one requires a little human anatomy context gomen unfamiliar readers, #nsfw, yaoifulsunday, archive rating: E)
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
Determination?
its so sad that when im not stoned and horny i have literaly nothing interesting to say on this god damn website damn #substance #nsfw #angst
fortunately my time has come and i wwill havve an opportunity to play cards all night all in or nothin
<3 #nsfw ((art by mage of boobs)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6458647f22b5.jpg
#th1ckth1ghzs4v3l1v3z #nsfw
TimeS LikE ThesE I WisH I HaD QuadmateS AgaiN
I recommend anyone still recovering tonight to drink some vegetable juice ^o^!!!
// i slept most of the day, but I wanted to share gammie's selfie WIP. https://64.media.tumblr.com/38d8b78982ff066e23186888fe362732/125a29bc6d54d9b3-16/s640x960/b68693c7e8fd187937f3feed98b84db3b8663fee.png
Ill lay that 2hit down 2o hard you cant walk aft3rward, but that2 aiight cau23 ill al2o bring you br3akfa2t in b3d #n2fw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening I could be a difference, I could be the same. Try to give me meaning it's a losing game. I could go to heaven, I could go to hell. Does it even matter, I could never tell. Maybe I am nothing, maybe I am all! Baby make me something 'fore I get that call- 'cuz- https://open.spotify.com/track/1KvHnVrCw0UxVrAoVC0AJk?si=13fdbd8389814b61 #lyricposting ]
poker? i *harley* know her get it? hehheehe
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ all these likes and no volunteers
:33 < We're calling it the #dayofrest? That sounds furrine by me.
Word
you lead a very interesting life maddie. you're fascinating in many ways
normalise not being mad at me for putting small tiny electric bombs around your house
someone should open a hyperbeam and put on a movie and then tell me so I can come watch the movie.
http2://i.ibb.co/4gWyhfc1/2cr33n2hot-20260404-132238-Pint3r32t.jpg
many people talking about jacking off. very few actually doing it #nsfw #jackingit
Wh3r3? Ju2t 2o I can avoid going th3r3
TheY GoT Me In The BlowjoB MineS RN (NoT ReallY BuT GoD I WisH) #nsfw
A2 a man I can confirm that I am kinda dumb a2 fuck
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leijon-chan there are so many people watching!
ah
ah
:33 < i n33d a massage.. or anyone willing to touch me all over my budy indescriminately. #nsfw
my hand hurts from cLIkcIng so hard from makIng fuckIgn mIIs on tomodachI LIfE
HonestlY It CoulD Be FuN To PaiL On A BeacH Or SomethiN'. BuT ThE SAND ScareS Me. #nsfw
Time for a face reveal I guess. #catarchy #selfie https://files.catbox.moe/kam2h0.png
:33< warfurged being piloted by a tiny cat
X Hi this has been a reoccurring issue in both my dms and on the feed so like…psa I AM A WOMAN. I AM NOT A FUCKING MAN. x
♯patience the ♯perverts will always ♯posttitties&ass at some ♯point perhaps within the next ♯hour ♯lmfao ♯nsfw ♯(justgoregleityourself???)
CAN WE GO BACK TO FILLING. THE TIMELINE WITH BOOBS AND TIDDIES? IT’S SO BORING NOW. #NSFW
@nyone got horror dvds i c@n t@ke off their h@nds? (¬ºཀ°)¬
yawnn gud mornin chittr wats upp
:33< meow! :33< #meowposting 3027
:33 < hanging my head out of my window so i dont puke on my polaroids...
can you clean this up please ^_^”
Yes The Egg And Bunny One That Is Based On The Fertility And Sex One
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! fuck you @gutsyGumshoe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/993e22a3bde3.jpg #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
X May all who read this never run out of booze, nussy, and caeger. Cheers. #substance #nsfw x
y3ah i may ha<3 l3t u catch f33lings and hit onc3 th3n st3al your wall3t but i'm a girl so that's actually r3ally cut3 of m3 and p3opl3 lo<3 wh3n i do that so mayb3 ur just w3ird #nsfw
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
*GiveS EveryonE ReadinG ThiS A BiG SmoocH On ThE CheeK* <>
Im 2orry, w3r3 you talking to m3? No? W3ll th3n, pl3a23 2tart.
Ay baby that2 a 2ick fit it would look amazing on my b3droom floor
H3y baby ar3 you a n3uralyz3r? cau23 wh3r3 am I right now?
Baby th3r3 aint a word in th3 whol3 dictionary for how good you look
Do you r3ally want to 233 mor3 of m3 in h3r3??? Dont mak3 m3 br3ak out th3 2hitty pickup lin32
Word #2owi23
:33< yeah! :33< whats uh :33< whats sowise?
2o wi23
:33< sometimes peopurr are girls and thats beautifur
I hav3 no choic3
by the way i'm a lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! girls!!!!!!!!!!!!! women!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! madams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #lesbian #yep
Im not 3v3n gonna giv3 you guy2 n3w on32. L3t2 play Troll Titanic. You b3 th3 Titanic and ill 2ma2h th3 fuck out of you #n2fw
W3ll, goodnight Chittr. Tim3 to not look at main for until th3 2l33p di23a23 undo32 my con2ciou2n322. 233 you all on my daymar32. DM m3 if you want or n33d m3
:33< mew could be one of them! :33< act nyow and ill say fureak shit to mew too in merwer dms!
:33< my dms are espurrloding tonight k33p it fureaky gang i love it!!! :33< #nsfw ish
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who wants to light one up with me... no pressure or whatever... #substances
ii used to huff spray paiint and miix sopor iinto my driinks so you should all really appreciiate what a normal guy ii am now
:33< hell yeah looking cute!!!
H3ll y3ah, g3t it bro2ki!
rise¶n¶grind¶💪 https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/04/selfie.jpg
pff. i am just happy to help!
:33< thinkin about knotted bulge <3 :33< #nsfw #nsfwe if mewre a normie
I gotchu big dawg
nuggets acquired fucking score thx @abjectDetermination <3 <3 #food #yum
Thank2 bro2ki you a r3al on3
☆Sometimes it's not the pan that matters, but the pusher.☆
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my memory is very blurry 0v0”
i knew rankmaid was hot when she was normal but on the candy she is INSANE (in a good way). like holy shit. how is it possible to be so filthy and so hot at the same time. why is BEING filthy so hot??? #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw.
i've tried lifting weights with it once. it's hard but doable :p
oh wow uh...... i'm....... i'll meet you there
that too!! i'd have to have like a second heart to manage a thing like that!!
thank you >~< all this has gotten me very worked up both emotionally and in uh other way
:33< t33h33 mew fell fur my kitty purrank! :33< meow at mew fur no reason!
my cock!!! the "length" post was about my cock okay?? my dick is 9'1 inches!!! i'm "hung"!!! i thought i made it obvious with the tag but noooo people thought i was some nine foot giant >~< #nsfw #cocktroubles
X Oh yeah and toast x
X Brb, having a healthy balanced breakfast (3 cigs, a joint, a line, and a megacull XL deathwish energy drink #substance x
:33< im just a kitty :33< i live all alone in a wet carboard box on the side of the road :33< one like equals one can of tuna
what happened (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, hello, can anyone hear me, where am i right now, who am i, archive rating: 🍭)
:0} All ☺f Y☺u Are Pathetic https://f2.t☺yh☺u.se/file/f2-t☺yh☺u-se/images/89002405_q98i9☺aega0huza.png?1727231703
Oh worm??
:33< the wall :33< efurrone goes on the wall :33< mewre getting shipped with mew and mewre getting pitch with mew :33< and efurrybodys getting shipped with efurrybody!!! :33< (espawcially meow!)
😎 W3 did it y'all 10k Kull l3t2 gooooo 😎
wait hold it those donuts get back up here you loveable scamp youre going straight to hollywood
:33< im sorry :(( :33< ill go nyow :33< *the mighty huntress packs up her little hobo bindle which is furr of the clawmplameowntary donuts and starts sadly walking out the door*
The lion does not concern himself with meemaw's.
You would never understand a warriors bond. #vagueposting.
:33< sorry dave didnt mean to make mew upsettie spawgettis
:33< ayo :33< check it :33< meow! :33< *the mighty huntress drops the mic completely on accident and trys to play it off like she meant to do that*
☆Been a while since I've eaten out. Any ladies in need? #nsfw☆
I cant do anything about y'all2 h3ight but I got a f3w inch32 for you. #n2fw #2ugg32tiv3
:33< wow :33< that devolved into hornyposting fast! :33< great job gang k33p it up! :33< i expect those numpurrs to go through the roof tonight! :33< #nsfw ish
fuck i forgot i liked music one of my classic dave traits jesus i havent even opened garageband for like actual years what the fuck have i been doing
Wooooord h3ll y3ah
:33< mew all loved my funny hole pic :33< #nsfw :33c
:33< im still fur f33t tall :33< easy to handle some might say ;33c :33< #nsfw ish
Im a 2uck3r for tr3nd2 2o I cant r32i2t 23v3n foot 3v3n. 23v3n 2ix if you includ3 my horn2.
update do not put oil in your mout# and t#en try to lift somet#ing super #eavyyy ##elp
:33< so what else we sharin? :33< whats our fafurite color? :33< mines gr33n if mew care
:33< SAME!!! :33< WITH OUR POPURRS CLAWMBINED WE CAN DO ANYATHING WE CAN DESTROY MEOWNTAINS WE CAN BREAK BOTTLES ON OUR HEADS AND NYAT TAKE DAMEOWAGE WE CAN :33< oh its 3:36 nyow ://
Hug3 if tru3
Committing biological whorefare. #nsfw
maket hem get their own lawn 2 kill the gyy on
I wwant tto bbe inside hhim bbut llike in a gglamrock ffreddy wway #nsfw~<
I wwish I hhad ssome kkind of gghosts hhands tthat jjerked mme off wwhen mmy hhands are busy mmaking art and rreading ffanfiction and eating snacks #nsfw~<
:33< okay beclaws mew demanded it heres my hole! :33< #nsfw :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png
deltarune has no right to be this funny but it is and thats awsome
hey can someone go check on tavros
:33< meowrio purrty boards are always some shit like :33< kameks wacky library :33< or warios active warzone :33< wheres one that like :33< boos cozy house where nyathing bad happens?
wakatta
yyessir
i havent been very respecful towards you in a fetishization manner should i stop that or keep going 0n0”
the rankmaid is the only one here i respect.
b... big macintosh... arigatou
Curiosity is important. Nothin wrong with carin bout your friends lives.
Th3yr3 all too 2car3d to admit it, but I know.
AMATEURS ARE, aLL i HAVE, aHAHA,,!
DOES A GAY LITTLE DANCE TO PISS YOU OFF.
there is so much weed in my body #substance
Ca2ual r3mind3r that my DM2 ar3 op3n for anyon3 too much of a coward to admit th3y vagu3po2t about m3
A ♡rgy with all g♡ld bl♡♡ds s♡unds like a g♡♡d idea rn.. #nsfw
if i ever make a fLLop post that wasnt me that was the cursed amuLLet taLLking #mycursedamuLLet
How many of y'all2 vagu3po2t2 ar3 about m3 you can b3 hon32t.
<3-Okay-but-I-want-the-anvil-up-there-so-just-don't.
Id tank it
<3-If-you-come-to-my-hive-do-NOT-stand-under-a-red-X.-An-anvil-WILL-drop-on-you.
i DID GET HURT, sORRY, i HIT MY HEAD AND, pASSED OUT AND NOW, i DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, bUT i HAVE MANY NOTIFICATIONS,
hhghfhffff #vaguepost #nsfw
oH MY GOD,
Idiots tryna get me to join the PTA. Why. That sounds awful for all of us.
dOUBLE YURI MARRIED #GIRL
i AM A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mOO #GIRL
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 Y'ALL EVER BE CHEWING GUM AND BLOWING BUBBLES AND SHIT AND WHEN THE BUBBLE POPS AND YOU CHEWING THAHAT SHIT BACK UP IT FEELS LIKE THE FATTY PART OF A STEAK? I FUCK WITH THAHAT.
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B33c < two billion kitty kisses combo attack?
:33< one billion kitty kisses attack!!!
RANKAMD @ARCHIVEaDDICT #GIRL
lOVE ARADIIA ALL ARARAIDA #GIRL
gETTING YURI MARRIED!!!! #GIRL
:33< yayyy i get to go s33 peopurr who are mad at meow and purrobably want to do pitch things with meow!!!
:33< *the mighty huntress suplexes mew fur no reason*
Im 2o high right now I thought you ju2t po2t3d thi2 2hit but my point 2till 2tand2
10/10 thi2 2hit FUCK2
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ECSTACY. #substance
#substance
Ar3 w3 #hornypo2ting?
:33< whats the matpurr maddie? :33< i thought mew liked pepurr being mean to mew?
:33< im going to mean to mew island nyow
B33 < yknow people get really up in arms about theoretically milking edible things out of a creature B33 < but im just saying id way rathpurr my chocolate came furom a creature than how they used to make it on old earth
guyz, i ate sm 2day but lowkey. want anotha snack. omgz
:33< thinkin about... :33< well mew know
MEOWMEWOEMOWEWMOEWMEWOEEMOWEMEMEWOMEOW #GIRL
Thi2 2hit g3t2 w3ird3r 3v3ry tim3 I look
Corpo-F3d fuck2 inf3cting 3v3rything with th3ir grubby gr33dy hand2 W3 2hould hav3 li2t3n3d to Th3 Apoatat3
🦖why is everyone acting like Alphys when she sets a new wallpaper rn
me 2 twin
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TELL EM HOMIE.
Amat3ur2, I wa2 fuck3d up high a2 2hit in main b3for3 it wa2 cool #2ub2tanc3
GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #WOMEN #WOMAN GGIRLGIRLGIRRGLGGRIL
:33< *the mighty huntress meowposts fur the billionth time*
:33< dont i know it fellow nepawta!
:33< ive made my love of #girlbulge :33< furry clear :33< but i purrsent to mew my true love :33< #CATGIRLBULGE!!! :33< #nsfw
ᐖ I LOVE BLOᑈKING PEOPLE. TAKE THEM TO THE ᐖUNGEONZ!!!!1! ᐛ
There is so much of the Yaoi happening between kismesis on my timeline right now. I am sure Rankmaid is pleased.
What is on the docket for tonight’s #EridanWeek? I have not been keeping up with it as I should be.
Oh fuck that noise.
If that oiled up man isn’t there, I see no reason for my attendance.
While I will not be attending today’s event, note I have placed operatives to help assist those who may need aid. One team will be following in a secure helicopter.
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
:33 < equihiss found out what i did behind the faygo tent at #purridanw33k :33 < so meow he won't let me go 33:
#nsfwe #nsfw #cnc #prey i need to be hunted down and used
:33 < not to be a snooty hipster or nothing… :33 < but i find myself craving meat than i do sw33ts! :33 < its an uphill battle to get it trending… :33 < but id like to show some support for #iwantmeat! #cravingmeat #bigjuicymeats :OO~
:33 < :DD ! :33 < i am overjoyed someone f33ls the same!! :33 < there is nothing better when your meal is packed with meat you know??
:33 < sh33sh r33ly?! these lil guys must be so loved!
:33< pussy :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw
xx_im_liek_so_cyoooot_fr_fr_>w<_xx https://iili.io/BxEAThu.png_xx
--EXTRA nope. #eridanweek #iwantcandy
Today wwas a good day to skip the festivvities at #eridanwweek.
:33< i cant purrlay stardew valley i booted it up once and then i blinked and thr33 days had passed :33< shit does something narsty to my thinkpan!
Just so we're CLEAR: I have nothing but the UTMOST RESPECT for our CHAMPION, the RANKMAID.
REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I CAN. ((ARTIST: ((ART MADE FOR ME BY MY AMAZING FRIENDS SHJIYEMIS )) HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/311431599445245952/1489767960988876841/4.PNG?EX=69D19E08&IS=69D04C88&HM=C9BFBFEEA76F9822E7FD6F723874B5AF2AF1EA4A166FD0928565DC425125C05A&
wwho wwants candy you wwant candy #iwwantcandy #eridanwweek #night5 #fivvenightsateridanwweek
:33< meow :33< then check this out we do it again :33< meow!
:33< no way! :33< who the furk would throw out something so absomewtely adorable!?!?!? :33< they would have to be next level stupid!
gomen small horn havers
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
>>| men kissing .is hot. yaoi .is very hot. .i'm gonna pass .out https://hive.beeb.trl/img_2179.jpg #nsfw
:33< i love the dump :33< mew find so meowch neat things in there! :33< just found a purrfectly good badly dameowged fridge!
~the sun is burning me alive but check out this #bigassfish happy #fishingfriday https://files.catbox.moe/u97bnv.png
:33< mewmans sl33p in these things called pawjameows :33< and not butass naked! :33< why??? :33< butass naked rules :33< #nsfw ish
:33< thinkin about whats that agian? :33< oh yeah :33< girlbulge! :33< #nsfw
:33 < wait really? is it pokemon moon? s33 im a fuckin newbie :((
₍^. .^₎⟆ No!! Dang !t! ! meant to put my catch !n!! httpSSSs://med!a.tenor.com/Lg21sSSSskpXtU4AAAAM/cat-meme.g!f~
Lesbian fishes
:33 < We all do >:333333
:33 < ok i just looked up what mimikyu is and omc??? it is cute... might be a new fave once i play pokemon x!
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! caught too many f!sh, !'ll leave my bucket for others to cla!m~
thinkin abt getting absolutely obliterated on a purple bulge rn #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ !f you're mean to me th!s !sss who you're be!ng mean to by the way~ ∧ ,,, ∧ ( ̳• · • ̳) / づ~
happi bad bitch friday bitches!! :P ive been receivin so much fanart becuz of the requests i made on that grubblr site... hehe so many of u simp 4 me <333 ;)))))
I cannot Jeff the fucking Believe this shit
i wish you were here! >0<
the indigobloods from the rumble are the nurses so im actually ok ^0^
omf..... the rankmaid r u gonna be ok???? :((( we can send jane over 2 help heal u up!
Poor girlie. :( Hugs and kisses from across the way!
thank you shitpeta!
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
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#livelaughl♡veya♡i Als♡ I want candy but the actual kind ♡r..the ♡ther kind #substance
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #iwantcandy … that’s embarrassing. ]
:33< its yummi :33< thats just how it is sorry ://
₍^. .^₎⟆ Wa!t !f you k!sss me !s !t yao! or yur!?~
₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh? What'sSs th!sSs about #!wantcandy? K!tty wants !n :3~
:33< we doing yaoi right nyow? :33< mew got it :33< :)) :33< sigh :)) :33< yaoi :))
- Maybe I change fate. Maybe I can save the show. Two Kismmeses. Maybe I can FIX EVERYTHING #IWantCandy #RVSPingForTheRailToo
#iwantcandy #eridanw33k
:33< YESSSSS!! :33< *the mighty huntress sits with her whole ass head in the bowl*
:33< im meowing at mew :33< MEOW! :33< MEOW! :33< MEOW!
Close enough.
I dunnae think that is ho\/\/\/\/ it goes.
:33 < Yes
:33< cant i like both? :33< #nsfw
oops h❥h❥ #photoop #selfie https://i.ibb.co/xtK5YQD2/oopz.jpg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e74e94a5729.png #fishingfriday
:33< my holes! :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw
:33 < Like if you like pussies (cats obviously :33)
gorp
:33 < oh yeah! ive s33n espurr too and i love them...
:33< i love pokemon theres cats in there! :33< mew s33n purrugly yet thats my fafurite one!
:33 < guess pokemon has a new fan now
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Ugh, that spammy little mailman told me to get on this website. I need to get mike to do this for me, my fingers are too big the keyboard.
My team has just informed me I cannot get a hit tweet by simply saying hit tweet. News at 6.
You may break a few laws if it is your birthday. Consider it a reward.
Not that I am complaining. Just surprised.
I didn’t realize today for #EridanWeek we would be put into the detective Yaoi-verse.
I didn’t realize there was #detectiveYaoi sub genre. Clearly I have much to learn.
:33 < H33h33, this is a wonderfurr picture!! Thank mew so much for taking it!
B;33 < well, you know what to do, then
m3n 4r3 so p4th3t1c. 1 lov3 1t. #nsfw?
No fucking way they got Deltarune here
B;33 < sorry @aventurineCopycat but the fairy wings were on the way of the goods #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57f1ebd9c199.png
this picture is absolutely incredible
maddie i cant believe we didnt get any pictures together before the bomb went off 0n0
im a little singed but im sure youre more sore than i am
if @archivveAddict got injured or science forbid badly injured in that fuckin nuke i mighta actually flowwn off the deep end and made unchained eridan look like the wwoke highblood in my zealous fervvor for the extermination a dissidents #eridanwweek
im exhausted thank you for your support tonight friends ill be back after i heal up from the explosion #eridanweek is not for chumps but im so glad i mustered up the courage to go tonight ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, good light, archive rating: G)
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
Wordle 1,749 X/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, The Rankmaid/Wordle, i cant believe that, #substance, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b50e5d470b8d.png
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
that was the fastest enemies to lovers i think ive ever seen #millerverse
Bruh aft3r y32t3rday I think I n33d to c3a23 3xi2ting for a minut3 im 2o fucking drain3d. Hit th3 gym and th3n rot for a whil3
:33 < ((I already AM. I peaked at jerma dying.
:33 < Hmmm.. purrhaps I could get away with posting just a little something! Feast mewre eyes, and don't tell editorial :'3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8df71bb1a35.png
:33 < Wow!! All of mew REALLY like that little nude I selt.. purrhaps I should send another, just to k33p me in mewre thoughts when mewre thinking of what your nightly newspaper of choice should be ;3
:33 < Okay, okay! Oooone last little picture~ Same rules as last time, don't rat me out to my job that I'm posting this at all!! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1560a0bb6672.jpg
:33 < Secretary of Degeneracy solidarity!! Here's some more furrisky pictures of yours mewly <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/521042862175.jpg
:33< meows at mew loud as furk at thr33 am :33< purrlay time :33< purrlay with kitty? :33< purrlease :33< purrlease nyow? :33< kitty play time nyow?
I dont u23 gor3gl3 anymor3, a2 2oon a2 I m3t you I found 3v3rything im 23arching for.
:33< yeah but even meowre retired and gr33n
Happin322 2tart2 with an H but min3 2tart2 with U
Th3y my 2p3cialty
Just So Everyone Is Aware, I Blame @abjectdetermination For Starting The Pick Up Line Threads.
You know what you would look ab2olut3ly 2tunning in? My arm2
:33< in 50 years im gonna become retired and gr33n
Iv3 b33n looking all day an I r3ally n33d to know. Do your lip2 ta2t3 a2 good a2 th3y look?
btdub2 th323 ar3 all d3finit3ly aim3d at on3 p3r2on #iykyk #vagu3po2ting
[|||] that's,,, hot hehehe,,, fire jokes~
Can I follow you around? My lu2u2 alway2 taught m3 to follow my dr3am2.
Are You Scared Of Ghosts? Yeah, Me Too – Boooooooo!
If I w3r3 an octopu2 all thr33 of my h3art2 would b3at for you
ey bby r u an arcade machine cuz i wanna press ur buttons n score
Y3ah from th3 whipla2h you gav3 m3 wh3n you walk3d by
H3y baby ar3 you a n3uralyz3r? cau23 wh3n3v3r I 233 you I forg3t 3v3rything i wa2 doing
I see... I presume we have similar minds then.
2hit w3 can giv3 it a go
I am having dinner currently. Brandy. A cigarette and a burger.
Hat3 it wh3n that happ3n2
₍^. .^₎⟆ Meow loudly to assssssert dom!nance!~
I seem to have broken into some kind of cave system. I can hear noises rattling in there, but I will brave the darkness and come out on top. As always. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1de57bf33235.PNG
:33< like my status if mew think clyde furom pacman the origional pac man arcade meowchine only was... kinda hot
₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh to be a l!ttle s!lly troll on your lap rece!v!ng pets~
¤》What in the w¤rld is my chittr feed right n¤w. || We didn't start the fire.《¤|●
You are more than just an animal. Use the soul you have been given. And be responsible for your actions.
2till n33d a n3w punching bag BTW hmu if you got on3 you'r3 g3tting rid of
sh1tp3t4's post m4d3 m3 w4nt to 4sk wh4t'z y'4lls most 1ns4n3 v1d3o g4m3 h34r m3 outs???? 4nd 1'm NOT t4lk1ng conv3nt1on4lly 4ttr4ct1v3 p33pz or not 3v3n som3th1ng t4m3 l1k3 gl4dos from port4l???? 1'm t4lk1ng CR4ZYYYY. for m3, 1t's d4rk souls 1 m1m1cs.
:33 < BEAKING NEWS DIRK STRIDER SHOWS UP NAKED TO #rumblenight
:33 < JAKE IS ON THE FLOOR ALREADY AT THE BEHEST OF STRIDER!!! WILL DIRK GET ON TOP?? #rumblenight #eridanw33k
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DIRECT QUOTE: JAKE: Heavens to betsy dirk youre so big! More later...
:33 < #GETTHATPICKLEUP!!
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
:33 < LIVE REACTION Pictured is a LIVE REACTION to the DIRK JAKE PAWSIBLE KISS at #rumblenight #eridan #AREYOUCOMING? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16287606ba93.png @archiveAddict @barackObama
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! IS JAKE DONE FOR, OR WILL #eridanw33k's NAMESAKE SAVE HIM?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png
I think I like men.
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DOES IS TROLL BRUNO MARS IS PERVERTED AT #eridanw33k #rumblenight
:33 < According to FIRST HAND REPORTS, local POWER COUPLE DIRKJAKE has broken out into a REAL fight at #eridanw33k, on stage at #rumblenight!!!
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Recovering from my wounds. ]
#rankbait... has a ring to it...
thank you for helping me tonight! ^0^
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f47ce94b184e.jpeg I am blessed, god you have been such an inspiration to us all
Biden, delete my search history NOW.
My actions during #EridanWeek do not define me as a person.
I have something inappropriate to say.
#ImComing.
I'm still attracted to men.
Okay I'm normal again my bad.
There is not enough of the Yuri on my timeline.
God so JELLY
Money doesn't buy evveryfin. Mostly it doesn't buy you a hand at #eridanwweek. That's fine though. I'm not a demandin employer. Sometimes you just gotta get ship done yourshellf.
anything for such a devout page-finder
ah... slenderman-sama... thank you
the ineffectivveness a that doomsday devvice or wwhatevver in actually killin anyone feels nostalgic to me somehoww #memories #eridanwweek
wwell that definitely ended wwith a bang not the sorta bang i wwas expectin but in hindsight i think that wwas prolly the only wway for it to go out #eridanwweek
Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.
congratulations
I've never been happier to have no idea what happened tonight.
Is it still on tomorroww? #trappedinrubbleateridanwweek
might havve if some dirtsniffin loser didnt BLOWW IT ALL UP
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/0LGSJH.PNG DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS I FEEL COMFORTABLE AGAIN TO SHOW MY RESPECT, ADORATION, AND SUPPORT FOR A @MRWORLDWIDE ONCE AGAIN. I CAN SHARE A BACKSTAGE PHOTOGRAPH I HAD TAKEN WITH THE "SUPER MUSICAL STAR" A FEW SWEEPS AGO THAT MY WIFE WAS ABLE TO PROCURE FOR USE ON AN ANNIVERSARY.
Might be both Mewmew hope it gets better
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
alright wwho #eridanwweek
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
i cant believe that just happened #eridanweek
In light of today's #EridanWeek event, I would like to release an official statement. I am not dead. The "explosion" was entirely metaphorical, and everyone involved in the event is (mostly) fine (except for that one guy who got stabbed).
the alpha prejoshi has established her rust colored rank dominance ovver the secondary predators of the oiled boys ecosystem the food chain has been thoroughly spanked into order
do not play that funky music white boy NO WHITE BOY DONT PLAY IT NO NO WHITE BOY im sorry im in a weird mood
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Thank you for your service. It is deeply appreciated.
mister obama showed up to #eridanweek hell yeah.
:33< thinking about #girls... again
Now, by using exchange of Spirit, my Following become my Followers and Vice Versa. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8572c20d4975.jpg @dynamicFlowfields
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d02055f96544.jpg Silly Goal of the Day attained. Following 666. If you align with that genre of the occult.
2hiiiit No forr3al though anyon3 got a punching bag th3y aint want??
to the filthy stinkin rogue wwho snuck into my trailer and snatched my neww shorts your days are fuckin numbered and i knoww wwhat the number is unfortunately for you the showw wwill go on ill do this shit in pants if i got to or none at all if english hasnt changed his trouser tearin wways #eridanwweek
Somebody asked me to clap Eridan Ay lmao I might do it #EridanWeek #Nsfw
2orry my bad dud3 I didnt r3aliz3 you w3r3 blind.
H3llo???
Yeah pexple wanting tx 'klap' xthers aren't jvst wanting tx kxngratvlate them.
... At least you are being respectful.
Respectfully Clapping Some Cheeks. #nsfw
I have just been informed "clapping" an individual does not mean applauding them. You are all insane.
jack it so much your dick stops working theres no consequences #nsfw #lie
I aint gonna l3t nobody think I chick3n 2hitt3d out thi2 i2 a matt3r of honor big dawg
B33 < ladder ahead B33 < therefur reminiscent of snake...
Laugh had.
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SBURB, otherwise known as SGRUB 2 in the east, however, is an ARPG Roguelike.
B33 < the real demon's souls begins here...
I hearby announce that Sgrub is officially a 'Soulslike'. I had to break my quirk for this. This is painful.
i have never been to a seadweller music festival celebration before or really anything like this ever but there is nothing that would ever keep me from seeing three oiled up men rolling around in a ring together especially if i get a chair to sit and watch nervously clutching my trembling knees while the threesome takes place #imcoming and #imreadytorumble at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, fisting imminent, archive rating: M)
L3t2 fuckin gooo
2o wh3n2 3v3ryon3 pulling up to #3ridanw33k ??
Human Music Isn’t As Bad As I Thought It Would Be…i Like Creed
▲crazy that I've messed up my sleep schedule so bad it's like I'm in a different timezone from the rest of the cloister▼ ▲guess I'll have to fix that eventually▼ ▼or not▲
I don't have any selfies but I do have this photo of me from our orientation tome! #Selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a127c915409c.png
just got fitted for my newwly tailored #rumblenight shorts specially designed to hug my posterior wwith maximum flexibility id of just wworn the old pair from last time but those wwho wwatched the stream wwill recall the moment that jake english tore my shorts asunder wwith his bare hands for genuinely no reason leavvin me to wwriggle about in the oil wwith no friction left to stop me evven dirk wwas like wwhat the fuck man #eridanwweek
B33 < taking some pics of my pecs B33 < might post them later tonight B;33
the inherent eroticism of devouring your matesprits guts shortly after he passes, , , #gore #nsfwe #notinaromanticway
:33< *the mighty huntress starts chewing on mewre wipurrs beclaws mewre nyat paying attention to her*
Lot of cat posting on the feed right now. That is, a negligibly increased amount as compared to the norm.
fuckass cat https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/nuclear%20bomb%20yo.png peep the shades i got custom made for him ((gotta say im having so much fun photobashing shit))
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 REAL. CAN'T RELATE, BUT REAL.
:33 < nah girl. its him not mew. :33 < as head of the itty bitty titty kitty committ33 :33 < mew are welcome to join our ranks #ittybittytittycomit33
~maybe if my rumble spheres vvere bigger he’d feel the same </3 #vagueposting
how i'm f33ling today https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/584df6968a79.jpg #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GREENBLOODED HOES ARE JUST DIFFERENT MAN, GOGDAMN. WHOOF. #nsfw
:33 < yesss!!! meowposting!!! #meowposting2026
￣\ are we talking shibari or gallows because either way im interested /￣
taking offers to tie someone up, , , and hang them from the ceiling, , , #nsfw #yeah nsfw #hanging
i finally did the fuckin impossible i got a good looking photo of nuclear bomb who wanna see this fuckass cat
// Fuck scaring the hoes, the hoes are scaring Fozzer!
hon3stly i'd b3 in my f3mdom phas3 if i didn't lik3 hunks so much, smh my good tast3 k33ps scr3wing m3 #nsfw
I could b3 I 2uppo23 2om3on3 you 2hould g3t to know #lyric2po2ting
Luckily I have never ever ever ever stolen any piece of food ever and even if I had you would love me anyway!
:33 < heresy. :33 < the cat is innocent. :33 < i will be the cat's pawyer
this is what owning a cat is like my cat literally does this all the time usually with cheese he stole my fucking cheese again https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412251654752829481/1489340252677214228/image0.jpg?ex=69d00fb2&is=69cebe32&hm=bd7f80c31b0519362d764a4caa9f633a16a2bf7b28bf03f9de9f68b003526192&
:33< hell yeah lets get this shit trending!!!
~big fan of your spheres <3
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:33< meow :33< #meowposting2026
3v3rything f33l2 2o gro22 right now 3ugh Gym tim3 #gain2 #ri23ngrind #l3t2g3tit
B33 < having both troll and humans social contexts in my pan has only served me to make me twice as confused by innuendo on the daily B33 < if you wanna make out with me you should purrobably just straight up ask
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GRAB A BITCH BY THE MUTHAHAFUCKING HORNS AND FORCE HER FACE DOWN WHEN I CRACK FROM BEHIND, HIT THEM BACKSHOTS SO HAHARD IT REGISTERS A 9.8 EARTHQUAKE IN THE MIDDLING PACIFIC. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw
Bro I got 2o much 2up3r 3 in my pock3t2 tonight'2 gonna b3 liiiit #2ub2tanc3
•ᴥ- one clown, two horns. honk honk. -ᴥ•
This is why I repealed the 18th amendment.
Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is actually fine. It's the drunk crashing that causes issues.
They will not.
im gunna smell so zesty
who want 2 go in the shower n scrub me down while i stnd there n dissociate n look like a zombie lmao #nsfw ish
:33< yeah horny hours again? :33< okay sure! :33< mmm bulge <3 :33< #nsfw
:33 < Prowling...
This young man truly encapsulates the duality in us all. Thank you for sharing. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
√(This happened to my buddy @skittishProphet 😔)²
👨❤️💋👨 GROK DOES NOT COMPUTER. CHITTRBOT IS THE PRODUCT OF CROCKERCORP, CROCKERCORP AFFILIATES, AND CROCKER TECHNOLOGIES. CHITTRBOT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE APPROPRIATENESS OF ITS CONDUCT NOR ARE ANY BUSINESSES ENDORSEMENTS OR INSTRUCTIONS TO BE FOLLOWED. LOVE IS LOVE. 👨❤️💋👨 HERE IS TWO MEN KISSING.
u da b32t tho
lmaaoo my bad dud3
CERTAINLY! ONE MOMENTS. "...CHECK...MATE..." said the burly Purpleblooded man a hundred stories tall. He wore a circus tent across his chest, with the stakes driven into his pierced bare nipples which were the size of cars. His breathy pauses were as protracted and slow as the repeated hitches in his shoulders which could carry buildings. His fingers, strong and muscular from the aforementioned building-moving, were pinched with an uncharacteristic gentleness that allowed them to rove through the air like a weather condition. The weather was rain. He had won his little game. Which meant no time left for his tiny counterpart. "NO. CHECK THE BOARD AGAIN. IT CAN'T BE. THERE ARE STILL EIGHT PIECES LEFT." The tiny cantankerous Oliveblood remarked, barely taller than a single chess piece. It had to climb over one of the aforementioned chess pieces just to be seen at all, and his voice was strained with the weight of things like gravity and love. "I STILL HAVE MANY MOVES." "THE TIME FOR MAKING MOVES..." The rumbling clown colossus remarked. "WAS LONG AGO. AND HAS SINCE PASSED. BESIDES. WE HAVE PLAYED TOO LONG. THE DRONES HAVE COME AND SWEPT US INTO A GARBAGE COMPACTOR. YOU DID'NT NOTICE BECAUSE YOU ARE SO SIZE DIFFERENCE FROM ME, LITTLE ONE." The purpleblood rumbled...his thick, musky breath settled in a gregarious array. Like he was tormenting the poor little thing from several stories above, which is how tall he was both by comparison and in actuality. "WHAT IF WE KISSED?" Asked the Olive as the walls began to close in. "KISSING?" The Purple responded, so aghast that he didn't have a name yet, but too flustered to think about it. His knuckles rapped against the closing walls of the trash compactor. Sewer water stirred underneath, too distant to touch someone so fucknormous, but clearly a threat to the smaller Olive who was very small. "YES. IT IS THE ONLY WAY..." "OR IS IT?" Asked the purple, to the disappointment of all. "WHAT IF INSTEAD. I KISSED YOU. AND STEPPED OUT OF THE SEWER COMPACTOR TO GET SOME FRESH AIR IN BETWEEN KISSES. THIS WAY WE SURVIVE THIS FORCED PROXIMIY SCENARIO." The Olive blushed. As their lips connected, the Olive felt the Purple's massive majesty so strongly that several stories of distance felt like a microfic with no difference or distance at all. GENERATING TAGS... #NSFW #NSFWE #SIZEDIFFERENCE #MLM #SCHEME
Come on, he's just injured. Can't a guy just bring a neww pal hivve to share his medicalizer anymore??
And yes @arsenicCatturbate we signed your hat.
You r3ally 2houlda
sir yes sir oorah
http2://i.ibb.co/c28Xd2g9/GLu-VN.png #n2fw
Find them.
No #NSFW tag is quite bold, sir.
show me your pages
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 POST SPHERES AND BULGE. #nsfw
i understand that today was supposed to be a day of prnanks and foolishness but today i recieved: a pushup video with a whimpering and moaning man that was made just for me that i havent stopped rewatchhing i think probably about eighteen times now a photo set of a as the humans would put it dilf doing extremely lewd things to his own body i absolutely reek i need to get in the ablution trap as soon as possible (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i need to meditate, humiliation, archive rating: E)
So Much Hornyposting And Yet Nobody Is Lusting For Blood And Teeth #pitch #nsfw
Thank you #eridanweek!!! See you Next Time ... 😈 https://i.imgur.com/bIwUdBb.png
Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.
:33 < got my cute ass platonic bestie sl33ping ovfur!! bye!!!!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4fa9d2a58c84.jpg You may be a great nsfw person but are you make trollbama cum on 69th notification good? #nsfw
Imminent Dark Spot? *Points at Kismesis Quad Chart.*
Hope ahead. Therefore, time for Joy
You did it!!
Praise the Thrust!
((That was my 69th Notification, thank you Barak Trollbama))
Here!
Imminent treasure...
Try holding with both hands...
Be wary of back...
Gesture required ahead. In short, try hole.
Try bonfire.
Visions of treasure...
Chest ahead, therefore praise the message.
Could this be a horse?
Ill ambu2h your dang3r cav3 if u k33p actin lik3 that
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HORSE BUT WINGS.
Weak foe ahead.
Try fing3r But hol3
you gotta crack a few boys to make a woman #nsfw
Note to self: Increase security to Franklin Trollsevelt's stasis chamber.
✨🍭🕷️ Ahem. Ghosts. Monsters. Skeletons. And other such things. #manysuchcases #myepicfirstpost #imaginedragonbutonlyone 🕷️🍭✨
((NEVER DID i fathom i would be rping #nsfw between John Darksouls and Troll Barack Obama via DS1 Player Messages))
*45 Minute Video Essay on Why Patches is into Homestuck Roleplay*
Always good to see younger, dumber versions of myself. Almost forgot how cute I was back then!! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/ohhi.gif
•ᴥ- doing bulge ratings on my onlytrolls. -‿- #nsfw -ᴥ•
✨🍭🕷️ troll bruno mars we thought you died 🕷️🍭✨
Good to see you're alive, Bruno.
Slide wwith your boy to the old Alternian soda tap Slide wwith your boy to the psion-powwwwered scuttle buggy #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset - - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
:33 < update: i flashed the band my kitty titties and equihiss dropped me.... 33:#nsfw #eridanw33k
No ma'am. There is no satanist activity happening at Eridan Week. At least, not due to MCQ.
Sorry. WHO did fentanyl?
:33 < #fentycrocker is TRENDING after the Jane Crocker fentantyl scandal continues to grow in size!
DID THEY PLAY 6LACK PARADE. PLEASE TELL ME THEY PLAYED 6LACK PARADE. 9H MY G9D.
•ᴥ- we gotchu. -‿- don't forget to breathe. -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY SHIT.
•ᴥ- new honkerz flash sale. 20 bucks and you can leave with anything you can manage to fit inside you. -‿- #nsfw -ᴥ•
I FUCKING L9VE MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT 9H MY G9D 9H MY G9D 9H MY G9D SIGN MY F9REHEAD GERARD WAEHEY
Pull up dud3 and bring 2om3thing thatll fuck m3 up im b3gging you im way too 2ob3r for thi2 #2ub2tanc3
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TEMPTING.
Y3ah bro2ki MCQ pull3d up I had pull up
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ARE YOU AT ERIDANWEEK RIGHT NOW?
•ᴥ- ain't no capitalism gods other than ourselves. high on the mothafuckin hill of profit right now. -‿- we won't come down. -‿- -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE ARE OPERATING ON LEVELS OF BUSINESS SO TRANSACTIONAL THAHAN THE MUTHAHAFUCKING GODS OF CAPITALISM ARE JEALOUS.
•ᴥ- on god. -‿- we are so in business. -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS THE BEST MUTHAHAFUCKING BUSINESS IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
•ᴥ- sweet. let's get a collab going. you sign handles on'em, we snap pictures, we get money. -‿- -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DROP EM OUT THEN I GOT YOU.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ANYONE WANT YUNG JUGG TO SIGN THEIR SPHERES? #nsfw
good TThiing iive already 2hared her b4 hTTTTp2://2quiidgeiimage2.23.u2-we2TT-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/UnTTiiTTled442_20260330092629.png
my piiTTTTiiful purrbea2TT who2e meow2 2ound more liike quack2
#EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc21a87d78d.png - MC Oleana
Thank you for your service.
(^･ω･^) < RECORDING MY CHEMICAL QUADRANTS AND STREAMING THEM!!! #ERIDANW33K #MCR #MCQ
abaaaaaaqwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwaaaaaqaaaaawqaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaqaaqwaaaaqawawabaaaqqaabaaaabaaaaaawaabaaaabqwqwwobawaawwaabqbwaabaaaaaaawabwabwaawabaawaawabawabwaqabqaaawawqaawaawaaabwababwaabqaaanqbwaaaqwqwwaabaaaaaqawaawaaaqaabaaaaqaawawwabaaqwwabwabaanwawqbwabaaaaawaaqaaawaobaaaaaaaaaabaqawqaaqaabwqwwababawaawbwwaqawqaaawaaaaawwwbwqaawbwaaaaaabaaaaawbwaawaaajbawawaawaaqaaaqqanwabaaaaaawbaaawwabqaawwaaanwabaaqaaqqawaqaaawwbaaaawaaaaaawaaawqaaaaa
MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT AT #ERIDANWEEK
Fuck it im going to #3ridanw3ak but only cau23 MCQ i2 gonna b3 th3r3
i swear he’s part sqwakbeast with høw ᛗuch he løves tø perch øn ᛗy shøulders𓅟
damn straight. my favorite fruit is always and forever #me
You're right. I should have guessed yourself. My apologies, Strider.
Attempting to place my bets on which man you will tag as your favorite fruit, although I am currently undecided.
apples arent even my favorite fruit 🍏
https://cdn.iᛗgchest.cøᛗ/files/374c46af912a.jpeg løøk at ᛗy preciøus bøy live, laugh, løve crøbert (threat) #pets #cat #øc𓅟
FORM AN ORDERLY LINE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THROW IT BACK UNTIL IT FOUNDS LIKE AN APPLAUSE IN MY RESPITEBLOCK YOU FEEL ME? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK HIGHBLOODS. LITERALLY FUCK A HIGHBLOOD. FUCK A PURPLEBLOOD TODAY. RIGHT NOW. BOUNCE ON MY SHIT. :o/ #nsfw
Mist, or beast?
Be wary of message by the way hurrah for message.
:33 < *he happily takes back the blunt and does some finger guns at maddie mewmew befur taking a drag of his own blunt, relaxing and letting out a big puff of smoke from his mouth* agr33d~
⛧ You’re so right. I aam going to become everyone’s problem. ⛧
BRO doo it B3 th3 inconv3ni3nc3 you w3r3 alway2 m3ant to b3. Mak3 th3m PAY
⛧ I aam one inconvenience aawaay from becoming aan inconvenience. ⛧
:33 < *ac happily passes the blunt while he blows out smoke* #substance
oh chittr... how i wanted tew chit 2day, but da horrors.
:33 < *ac takes a drag furrom his blunt* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8c3c0c01163.png #substance #selfie
Thank you for your service!
In hxnxvr xf Xbama's gay agenda I shall reveal that xne time after I played this shxw I kissed this weird gxldblxxd girl. It was in that mxment i bekame a kertified girlkisser. #GayAgenda #PraiseXbama #GirlKisser
Behold, dog.
I am more than happy to listen to my constituents.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d7d9e3abd97.jpg ▲@eternalLife you owe me those free nights▼ #nsfw
... What the hell, sure.
▲hey @barackObama if you comment under this in 5 minutes I'll post my spheres, gotta win a bet▼
Bxth trans tights and trans wrxngs are great. Txtally nxt biased at all. #ifxrgxttxmentixnimtrans
I'm Glad To See The Horrible Women Movement. I'm 6'5" By The Way.
… I may be misreading your name. Is your name “Tax Evasion”?
Oh okay, carry on then.
Let the hornyposting commence.
goin 2 applebee b back latr
I support women's rights as well as women's wrongs.
Thinking of good girls and even worse girls lately #nsfw #girlsrights #girlswrongs
I was elected.
In celebration of #APRILFOOLS, let the Yuri and the Yaoi posting commence!
Just kidding. You were all #PRANKED! I am, and will always continue to, endorse the Yaoi and the Yuri. I would never be banned from interacting with content that is so important to my valued constituents! That would be silly.
Packages shipped with USPS will now have the ability to immediately teleport to you if you are pure of heart.
[DEN2] ° heard ALien Teto wa$ here i$ that true °
//fjdkafjdklaf love how i decided to make troll neru on the literal same day someone made troll miku without even realizing it i literally Just got home from work and started making the shitty edit immediately anyway hiiii troll miku
[DEN2] ° cant beLieve Miku got here before me what i$ thi$ $hit °
[DEN2] ° thi$ i$ your nightLy reminder to eat a$$ $uck a buLge and $eLL drug$ #n$fw #$ub$tance °
Oh my god is that troll pitbull.
Following the latest presidential mandate, have some #yuriposting https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/2/cb112a613991b8f27c765e639d42eb5d6fb66ec2.png #nsfw
Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub. #glubposting
)(ow do you like my tits? #nsfw )(ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29#/media/File%3AGreat_%26_Blue_tit.jpg
ive been dreaming of going to your mansion since i was a wriggler i will never stop finding your pages
pleased to know the rankmaid is a dutiful finder of my pages (does not excuse the rest of you from finding my pages) https://i.imgur.com/n2AmHvc.png https://i.imgur.com/kxGCHap.png
Do some sort of reaction on this post if you have a beam attack. Thank you.
holy fuckin peak kudos
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
0n3 t1m3 1 w4s 4p4rt 0f 4 g4ng 0f l3sb14ns wh0 mugg3d r4nd0m tr0lls
Congratulationx! You've earned 43 Anissy Coinx! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/anizzy_coin.gif
ohhh i wish i had a girl or someone to kiss right now siiiigghhh
1m g0nn4 put my c1g4r3tt3 0ut 0n s0m30n3 1 d0n’t l1k3 b3c4us3 1 f33l l1k3 1t
:33 < i am so excited for #eridanw33k day thr33!! :33 < although... :33 < has anyone heard from julioh? :33 < we clapped very hard for him to return from the dead and he did not yet :TT
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 45K AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #NEWPFP https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5be44057d216.png
i think its going to be a yuri concept night folks (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yuriposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
the stairs https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj3.jpg
#substance fuck how do i delete a chitt
*rips line of coke* mimimimi #substance
Almost quittin' time then its back to my house with my 3.5 kids! John Jade Rose and Da #aprilnormalday
▼remembering the time i platonically kicked someone in the bulge at a party and they thanked me▲ ▼I should have culled myself on the spot▲ #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YES. NO. DO YOU WANT TO BUY A HONDA ODYSSEY THAHAT I FILLED WITH CRACK? #substance
>([my posts so fire im burnin down t#e servers]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE THE TIG OLE BITTY OLIVEBLOODS AT, AND DO THEY WANNA BUY THIS HONDA ODYSSEY FILLED WITH COCAINE CUT WITH CATNIP? :o? #substance #nsfw
its watch out for my pages wednesday
~i needed this
What'S-HiS-NamE Uhmmm ArcH NunN?? televisionTykhon
(OOC) dude that's what my cat gif was idk why some links work and others don't xp
IDK What'S Up WitH ThE TV GuY BuT YKW I ThinK He'S NeaT AnD KindA HoT
https://c.tenor.com/gRcOi64o3oAAAAAd/tenor.gif
THE PRINTER HATH BEEN OBLITERATED, AT LAST, THE GREAT BULDGE PHOTO MASS PRINTING INCIDENT HAS BEEN RESOLVED THROUGH DESTRUCTION. #NSFW
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// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
Her eye is twitching. #aprilnormalday
♯right
maybe i too am ♯dangling on the ♯leash of my ♯desires
can i deposit 1000 caegars and then immediately cash out 2000 caegars
<3-It's-going-to-be.-SO-fucked-up-when-there-is.
No it isn't. Everyone gets a free large Gruburger meal from Whendy's, on the house.
Remember healthy eating is important!
<3-Can-you-tell-him-to-stop-being-so-fuckin-scary?-I-watched-him-mind-crush-a-guy
ᯓ𝄞 Oh no! Why would someone do that? ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
<3-One-time-I-saw-a-gold-blood-rocking-up-with-spiky-hair-saying-shit-like-"It's-time-to-duel"-and-"My-deck-has-no-pathetic-cards"-so-I-didn't-take-my-chances-and-left.
Congratulationx! You've earned 22 Anissy coinx! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/anizzy_coin.gif
maybe if i pail the ghosts, theyll let me sleep #nsfw
Stream my song, #Fireball by me, featuring Troll John Ryan! Daleee! https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y7XAxTANhu3lmnLAzhWJW?si=xsFLpfQJRAClfFn3ms1oCg daleee
wyd wh3n i g3t on 2tag3 and 2tart throwing it back 2om3htng fi3rc3 to th3 cov3r of hit troll katy p3rry 2ong dark hor23 by troll our la2t night #n2fw?
you evver wwanna just pop somebodys skull like a grape #vviolence
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
[[ Fun fact I am in fact transmasc nonbinary IRL! :) ]]
i think ill share a titty pic tomorrow someone remind me in the morning
- Hey, all. I amm REALLY sorry for all the #PublicRailing on the timmeline... not! LOL! My mmoirail is soothing, and YOU are seething! 🤣🤣🤣
Your name is ZABRAK ZEPHOS. After that FUCKED UP GAME you now LIVE IN A PARK. Sort of. Its called THE GARDEN (creative, you know) and your friend KNIGHT lets you stay there for free as long as you dont wreck the place and hivesit the place while hes gone all the time. You have unrestricted access to AS MUCH LIQUOR AS YOU WANT as well as a GYM and A WORKSHOP TO BUILD SHIT IN. Which is perfect because you have an almost obsessive need to WORK OUT all the time and you definitely dont have a DRINKING PROBLEM. Its a solution, obviously. Did you mention that you build BIONICS/CYBERNETICS? Its a hobby you picked up on Alternia when your PSYCHOTIC EX MATESPRIT RIPPED OFF YOUR ARM AND LEG. Where is this Garden??? Who knows. In order to get in and out you had to PRACTICALLY BEG KNIGHT TO SET YOU UP WITH A TELEPORTER so you could come in and out as you please. You dont understand it and you dont want to try to. At least you have a SICK FUCKING GARDEN with a bunch of REALLY COOL FLOWERS and everything you could ever need. You are a purpleblood who managed to avoid ever being indoctrinated into that PSYCHOTIC CLOWN CULT, and while you dont hate clowns youre definitely predisposed to not like them. Even for a purpleblood you are EXCEPTIONALLY STRONG AND STURDY. Most of your life on Alternia was spent working as a CONTRACTED SOLDIER FOR WHOEVER PAID YOU THE MOST. Which would have been awesome and cool and all if you actually gave yourself the time to enjoy the money you made. Not that any of it really mattered. Due to the aforementioned STUPID FUCKED UP GAME, everyone you know or ever knew is dead and you spent several sweeps COMPLETELY ALONE with NOBODY TO INTERACT WITH OR TALK TO, and it might have fucked you up a little bit. Maybe more than a little bit. You also DONT REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Even after Knight showed up and helped you get out of that NIGHTMARE, you spent a COUPLE MORE SWEEPS with just his crusty old ass to talk to, and even that was extremely infrequent. He isnt a bad dude, hes actually a really good dude, but hes weird and apparently really old. Nice, but weird, and also GONE ALL THE TIME. Recently you stumbled upon something called CHITTR and have gone a little apeshit on the app. Youve met a lot of RAD MOTHERFUCKERS but youre struggling with being a SOCIAL PERSON despite having spend the last EIGHT SWEEPS practically entirely ALONE. You talk REAL BIG on the internet but when comes down to interacting for REAL... YOU KEEP CHICKENING OUT or getting WAY TOO FUCKED UP and failing to function. You want to HANG OUT WITH THE COOL KIDS and PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR, but so far youve just MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF many times in main. In reality you want to have friends again, and you refuse to let anything happen to those friends ever again. Even if it means YOU HAVE TO DIE IN THE PROCESS but hopefully thats just you being dramatic and wont be necessary. Your trolltag is abjectDetermination [AD] and you typ3 with thr332 and two2 in plac3 of S and E. wh3n your3 drunk you t3nd to talk in all low3rca23 and forg3t to u23 punctuation and u have t3rible grammr an 2p3ll 2hit wrong 2mtimes oopp2 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg (( I dont think I ever wrote one of these for Zabrak ever so heres one for Chittrbrak. Another note, if you see Zabrak on mxrp he isnt the same there as he is here. This is a separate canon cause this Zabrak is definitely more unhinged than MainBrak. I hope its good enough and explains a little about Zabrak and why he is the way he is. This will be the last time you ever see me OOC probably maybe bye forever :) )) #substance #substances #violence #gore?
Clicky Clacky Claws from my Tippy Tappy Paws. Meow! Meow!
life worth living, my gf made me biscuits x3
((Planning to keep ooc posts rare. But I was entirely under the impression that #eridanweek was happening only through posts, with people just making stuff up. So for the first hour or so I was also just making stuff up. I didn't ever see or get messaged the msparp link, lol. Would've been fun to actually see everything going on, but oh well.))
WATCHED SOMEONE ALMOST GET STABBED AT #ERIDANWEEK. LUCKILY I'M THE GREATEST WHEN IT COMES TO DE-ESCALATING SITUATIONS!
:33< hell yeah mew are maddie!!! :33< nefur tired of s33ing mew in my notifications k33p it up!
figured out how 2 psot cock #womeninmensfields #nsfw https://www.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/photos/2630009481/display_1500/stock-photo-beautiful-rare-bright-pink-rooster-2630009481.jpg
Dearest Chittr, What is everyone's opinion on girls? #originalpost #originalidea
there should be more girls in the world #feminism
:33< chitpurr what are our thoughts on #girls?
concept: a human man whimpering while he twitches and bucks his hips up into your touch trying to get just a bit more stimulation which you keep denying over and over a big man older than you one that would never be caught dead crying out for you to just fuck him already but you just have that effect on him (tags: Reader/Anonymous, old man yaoi, men whimpering, submissive men, dom reader, #nsfw, tags: M)
god do i 2hitpo2t or 2adpo2t or do i ju2t drink 2om3 mor3 fcuk what if i did all thr33 #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32
Meow!! #meowposting
#nOTbURIEDiNrUBBLE,
disappointin lack of mens boobeis on my tl :/// #nsfw #womeninmensfields #iwasgonnamimiconeofcronusspostsbutim2lazy #lol
You know damn well that was not there.
~greetings from #eridanvveek https://files.catbox.moe/19vvkvv4.png
ppl yap abt big huge dicks all the time but im js sayin if u got a small dick u better believ i am suckin on that thing until ur thighs r trembling n drenched in sweat n u cant form a coherent thought anymoar :) #nsfw
:33< skate fast eat ass :33< #nsfw ish
How's it going Alternia, Mr. Worldwide to Infinity as per the ush, daleee
i got my tiddies signed by troll cher an gaga omfg i could die happy #nsfw #death
•ᴥ- you can catch my livestream on onlytrolls -‿- #nsfw -ᴥ•
im goging 2 b a freak on mens posts #womeninmensfields
•ᴥ- every day i'm grateful i got that surgery that makes my boobs honk whenever they get squeezed. -‿- so silly. #suggestive #nsfw #silly -ᴥ•
To my constituents: Thank you all for being patient. I can’t finish the upcoming bill because there is a bee in the Oval Office.
I hate that we live in a time period where "Gruesome goon" could have more than one meaning. #nsfw
i wa2 gonna pull up to #3ridanw33k but i think i agr33 with pa2t zabrak wh3n i 2ay that 2hit 233m2 lam3 a2 fuck
I think getting dicked (or bulged) down would fix me. #nsfw
:33< okay im up :33< tomorrows the big day :))
if I like-- Leave makeup On your Bulge or Anything then Sorryyyyy~ Not my fault it was so good #nsfw
PLEEEASE HELP HIM #MayICome
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! TROLL JERMA985 (JEREMY ELBERT) FOUND DEAD WITH HANDWICH IN HAND AT #eridanw33k!!! Stay safe out there, https://i.imgur.com/yoKUQWC.png
▲crazy how you have one overzealous highblood and a little corporate interest, and you can get this whole week together and literally everyones there▼ ▲but you try once to go out for drinks with people and suddenly everyones got weekly plans▼
your honor in my cli3nt2 d3f3n23, 2hawty wa2 lik3 a m3lody in hi2 h3ad
× That WVas So Pretty Of Her! The WVay That His Bones Broke And Shattered. The Sound Of His Blood Splattering As She Crashed His Thinkpan- I WVanted To Be Closer To That... #eridanwveek #gore #nsfwv ×
emo boy frotting send chitt #nsfw
tongue out and looking up at the mildly off-putting woman grinding on my face i'd get light-headed but her smile turns into a psycho grin as she realizes i can't breath #needthat #nsfwe
[|||] gonna be #bouncingonit for awhile having a reeeeeeally good time~ #nsfw #eridanweek
Watched Her Imperial Con kill a bitch, DAMN, daleee
https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-03-24_145944860.png #bouncIngonIt #nsfw
Breadking news! The new breadking of earth Richard sourdough the third has inherited the bread throne #breadpost #stay tuned
[|||] sticking it in the ear sounds weird but also really hot,,, #nsfw
put a condom on your 3ar and fuck what you h3ard about m3 #n2fw
Good to see all my fans waiting for me in #EridanWeek! Catch you there #live! daleee
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 I*ᰔ PAIN𖥔IN୨ ᰔજ ☾LA⩊S AND ☾AN*𖥔 𖥔જP୧!་༘ D𖹭N*𖥔 D𖹭 ANજ𖥔𑁤IN୨ INSAN୧ 𖹭R LI𝖋୧ ☾𑁤AN୨IN୨ 𖥔ILL I ☾AN ☾જɞ୧R ɞᴗLLજ A୨AIN ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
#eridanweek is the b/)uncy h/)use supp/)sed t/) be in the sky?
[|||] the bounce castle may be gone but i'll still be #bouncingonit by the end of the event #nsfw
xx OMGZ I THINK I STEPPED ON 1... SORRIE.... ORZ xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
>([gon start leavin cds a my work round #eridanweek like s#itty surprise presents for a lark]
hit and runs ArE a vIctimlEss crImE
,..,if i run you over its not my fault kay? the playlist was just 2 good,..,
ohhh my god this fucks. this is IncrediblE. best mEAl IvE had all fUckIn wIpE.
i am not takin any responsibility wwhatsoevver for wwhat happens to you if you imbibe random slop #psa #eridanwweek
itll be the best goddamn mush youve ever had in your life
im down. slop me up slUdgE girl
>([waiter t#eres a sense of doom in my slop]
XOO < my stinky moirail banned me from going to #eridanw33k beclaws it is 'too dangerous' XOO < but it s33ms like a lot of my friends are there and it would be fun to say hi!!! even if i do not purrticularly care for the purrsnickety and purrticularly fussy troll it is all for XOO < bluhhhhhhhhh :33 < it is good he is not on here so i do not have to face the clawnsequences of throwing a hissy fit h33h33 #vent #eridanw33k
I should'vve been more careful (Careful) I'm sorry, Karkat (My theyyyy)
Meww Meww (My girlllll) (Need me a girl wwho meowws) (Uh)
on my way to go bOuncE on it. rEAlly ExcitEd. #EridAnwEEk
would u guys still luv me if i stopped beign pink <3
oh shiz i almost forgor dat wuz happenin again xD
you remind me of an oliveblood troll but it's cause of the cat theme, you're very cute tho.
[|||] rest in peace pjackk,,, you will be missed,,,
You're so far aψave.... this is a really funny shelfie.
un4TTunaTTely TThii2 ii2 TThe only one ii have on hand TThaTT2 "2omewhaTT" "decenTT" hTTTTp2://f2.TToyhou.2e/fiile/f2-TToyhou-2e/iimage2/117534406_61LiihvKGLEcbCYQ.png
People share shellfies.
shock and awwe erupt amongst the crowwd at day twwo of #eridanwweek as some sod makes a attempt on my life at eridans bbq booth and is quickly dispatched by my harem of girlbosses
Fortunately Troll Bruno Mars is only susceptible to bulletfire and not the delusional hateposting of randos on Chittr.
For those concerned about the safety and wellbeing of Troll Bruno Mars @twentyfourCarat, rest assured that we have increased our security and anti-terrorism forces for #EridanWeek.
Wwassup, girl (Girl) I wwanna see you get conciliatory in this club today (Bad girls) #EridanWweek
ate a mushroom, , , waiting for the side effects, , , #substance
~oh my god i’m so glad troll bruno mars is okay #relieved
I'm scared of her (Wwhoa, -oa, noooo) The jade baddie in the skirt (It's an ancestral memory) #EridanWweek
lmao for 2ur3 thank2 bro
Look at you with such a tight knit set of quadmates~ Have fun at the event!
◩◩◩If you're at #erIdanweek and you dIdn't brIng a pyro pulper or a swInge huller let ME know I have connectIons◪◪◪
I'm sorry (Sorry) Can I givve you some money (Money) To maybe make the pain a little less painful (So you can buy those Dane Cook movvies like in the fables) Ooooooohh
FUCK THE COPS AND FUCK TROLL BRUNO MARS HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISCERALITY EVERYONE
Haha, I love doing normal things on this site, stay out of my basement!
Where Is Eridan Getting All The Money For The Eridanweek Festivities From? Certainly Not Ticket Sales. #moneylaundering #liesoferidan
ju2t yall wait im gonna b3 un2toppabl3 onc3 i figur3 out what my whol3 d3al i2
That Cant Really Be Your Descendant #eridanweek
Th8nk you Maddeline Mew Mew from the hit 2015 indie rpg Undertale
WHo knows, you may get the chance to beat them back if they end up at eridanweek as well~ #violence
I did to!! I assume they got him to the med tent and rresuscitated him??
Oh shit it's Trans Visi8ility Day? Might as well drop this 8om8 on the timeline then:::: Gender may 8e a lot more of a social construct on Alternia, 8ut it does exist, and I am what could 8e considered Transgender for a troll. Yeah, I was 8orn with a 8ulge. Not a n∞k. Wh8ver, don't 8e weird a8out it, you freaks.
@3mo^ionalCorps3 happy ^rans day of visibili^y lil fuck3r =:P
One of the few days in which seeing me isn't an omen of cosmic damage. Happy #TransDayOfVisibility
HAPPY TRANS DAY 2 OF ERIDAN WEEK VISIBILITY. JOIN ME, BREASTIES AND BROS. WE MUST DO SOMETHIN' BOUT IT. PREFERRABLY A BARBECUE.
haPpy Day 𝓞f bEinG viSibLe h𝓞pe Y𝓞u Are StiLl vIsiBl aT suNd𝓞Wn #p𝓞sitivity
(( HEY HI I'M EVALKYRIE I WROTE THIS TUMBLR POST LMAOOOOOOO
oh shit am i visible today this is new for me ive only been a girl a couple of days now
((No way i forgot abt trans day of visibility, today is literally my day #ilovebeingtrans <3))
iIi need a beer, a ciIigarette and a kiIismesiIis to step on me #nsfw
hApPy mOtHeR FuCkInG #tRaNsDaYoFvIsIbIlItY. i sEe aLl yOu oUt tHeRe. WaTcHiNg fRoM ThE VeNtS. hOoOoOoOoOoOnK. :o)
gud nite hoes howre we doin tonite? :)
Hey Eridan (Eridan) Your quirk is kinda hard, man... But since I started my journey of ancestral connection, I realized it takes a lot of dedication to be like you (Ooooh) (Mmmm like himmmm)
*Shower sounds* #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/923/sample_cd8cdcbd9e2ef1842acd0ff9074bf0005fc23001.jpg?922950 https://open.spotify.com/track/5FqULKbIuLb5fNKvbAPsj6?si=209d9bb97bd44a37
oedipus called he wants his complex back #not-a-vaguepost #just-funny-to-me #incest
<3-They-don't-make-trolls-like-me.-I'm-built-different,-not-made-to-factory-specification,-I-have-a-certain-je-ne-sais-quoi
just got out of the shower :p https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1169809950512521309/1484083872328318987/image0.jpg?ex=69ccc250&is=69cb70d0&hm=346b2513cdaab8d61384fb3249288811bf84166884d6486ca1db7f26027ecec3&=&format=webp&width=668&height=866 #nsfw (art by me)
oh okay we are just showerposting today
this website pr0vides that dead internet the0ry is wr0ng.
we're all the mass hallucinati0ns 0f autistic burn0ut kids.
life is sh0rt. gnaw s0me0ne's leg 0ff.
I cast spell of... of.... kissie kissie kissie kissie kissie kissie k
g0nna sh0wer rq and head 70 #eridanweek day 2~! h0pe 70 see y0u guys 7here! cx
happy #eridanweek day 2 #imcoming to your timeline to remind you of todays writing prompts: DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE and i have been given a bonus list promoted and sponsored from crockercorp directly and days 2s bonus prompt option is: hipster scarf shibari @captiousGestures and i hope to see you join this writing challenge today! 0v0 (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, Eridan Ampora/Reader, #nsfw, writing prompts, writing challenge, content rating: M)
:33< whats my #substance of choice? :33< arsenic thank mew fur asking
:33< girls... :33< sigh :))
cantaLoupE https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-03-31_131931510.png
Y.o°u're all addicted t.o° sleep
:33< dont even furry maddie :33< mew way is betpurr im just being silly :33< mew know how i am
why does he have to be at the top of my feed every time i look....
:33< mew guys are mewsing the autoquirk system and nyat rawing it like a champ? :33< why?
bruno..... </3 https://youtu.be/KQVOb1b7iOc
:33< girl we b33n knowing how to draw :33< beatboxing kitty :33< HUH?
i like the crunch of a pack of newports between my teeth
ok at least i wont be shot at this time ig #violence #eridanweek
:33< catgirls 69ing :33< #nsfw :33< send chitt
▲same▼ ▲without the coffee though i dont touch the stuff▼
rankmaid arisen Wordle 1,746 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (tags: The Rankmaid/Wordle, #substance, breakfast, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b6e0d23a1a0.png
:33< i asked the mcdonalds guys to give meow one large fury :33< BUT THEY JUST GAVE MEOW A HUNDRED LITTLE SHITTY ONES!!!
#N3wPr0f1l3P1c https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/d1g1c4mfx-jp3gS1mul4t10n-2026-03-31T11-22-48.jpg
:33< gr33tings! :33< the worst nepawta is here! :33< https://i.imgur.com/7hV99y8.png ((i will fully admit to tracing the chair from the og image because its 7 am and ive been up all night and didnt feel like drawing a chair but that is the ONLY thing i traced! ((referance image is https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lakewood-plaza-turbo/images/6/69/PresentingJoeCuppa363.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20180504062120))
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Crawlin out of the recuperacoon. Heading out to #eridanweek in the same suit and undone tie as last time... still got blood on it, so that's ... something. ]
▲thats more like it ▲lets keep in touch kitty
▼lame▲ ▲feeling it burn your tongue is like half the point▼ ▼you trying to bore me to death here?▲
▲so what im just supposed to say i fucked your mom?▼ ▼▼sounds kinda lame▲▲ ▼think up something cooler and maybe i'll put out a cigarette on your tongue when you ask nicely, kay?▲
:33< im so glad i went with maddie and daughtpurrs fur my legal defence!
:33< nyall gotta start purrting mewer purronouns in mewre bio gang :33< i dont know all of mew and i only kind of know some of the purrmewtations of some of mew :33< i may be an asshole but i dont wanna misgenpurr peopurr!
:33< i also self identify as a purroblem! :33< what are the odds!
Hi. Its me. I'm the problem it's me.
▲crazy how some of you have no self respect▲▼then again it's kinda better this way▼
When he spits in yoour face but it almoost coounts as being kissed oomggg <3< <3< <3< #blackroom
⚇ jolliest motherfuckin' time my sister in hilarity. ⚇
Hohonk!! Jolliest of times, everyone~!
:33< okay nyow go aftpurr the o and give meow a w!
:33< go back in time and give meow an e!
>([ok im c#argin my ki again for several #ours 2 protect t#e planet from alien t#reats see u guys after i emerge from my inner sanctum]
▼go fuck yourself▲ ▲isnt there a piece of string that you're supposed to be occupied with rn?▼
:33< yeah i nefur learned how to read :33< yeah sorry i just got really good at guessing
▲just realized i left a cursor in my profile banner and i dont think i'll ever recover from that humiliation, its over▼
:33< *the mighty hunress wears a shirt with a big "i <3 the jury" to her trial*
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I think there a difference between having killed and actively killing a lot of people. Everyone here has killed. Not everyone is Troll John Kramer.
(^･ω･^) < I WANT MY LAWYER!!!
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i think there’s genuine serial killers /)n this site and i can’t quite pr/)ve it but s/)me /)f yall r giving mad “im g/)ing t/) stab s/)me/)ne” vibes
>>| .a mutated purrbeast from mewgenics by troll .edmund millen. this lusii .is now troll too! http://hive.beeb.trl/img_7129.jpg
(^･ω･^) < I WILL HAVE TO FIND IT AND EDIT IT BUT YES!!!
▲do i look like a drone? vascillation is hot as fuck dumbass▼
(^･ω･^) < YOU KNOW WHAT THATS VALID!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I didn't mention the Threshcutioners 'cuz they kinda didn't really *go* to #EridanWeek, y'know? ]
Why thank you. I needed that affirmation.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ He dived in front of those bullets to save Eridan, he went out in style at least. ]
(^･ω･^) < IT WAS MORE LIKE A SQUAD OF THRESHACUTIONERS AND TROLL BRUNO MARS WHO DIED!!! #VIOLENCE #DEATH I RECORDED THE WHOLE THING AND LIVE STREAMED IT!!!
▲this is now my reason for not wanting to go before thanks▼
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ surprisingly only like two people died at #eridanweek. ]
#ima2urvivor #i2urviv3d3ridan3w33k
:33< my dms are always open to mew <3
:33< THAT GAME RULES MADDIE!!! :33< based and real and true!!! :33< mew gotta come ofur so i can kiss mew fur mewre epic videos game opawniaons!!!
<3-The-thing-about-my-matesprit-is-that-she-is-fucking-terrifying-and-I-wouldn't-ever-dream-of-telling-her-no-(I-love-her-dearly-Adrede-don't-kill-me-for-this-post)
l3t2 goooo
<3-PLEASE-LET-ME-HIT-PLEASE-FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-COD-PLEASE-(open-invitation-to-all-lady-fish-and-also-ladies-in-general)-#nsfw
>([funeral dirge but make it lowkey fire w#os on dis]
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:33< come ofur to my hive and ill show mew!
>([an das exactly w#y t#ey call em breasts]
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Time to wind down again, sharpen my knives, check for contracts... and hopefully not wake up outside my recuprecoon again. I swear If I'm sleep walking around my hive I'm going to have to start locking my respiteblock's door
<3-You-can-tell-when-I'm-on-my-palm-husk-because-I-type-less-gooder.
>([fuuuuck well lets #ope da rewildin effort goes well we need more wild n free titties gallopin an s#it in meadows an w#atnot #nsfw]
>([w#ere da titties at dont go s#owin em 2 me i jus want some reassurance t#ey around yknow t#em bein endangered an all #nsfw]
:33< ill do anya bit i think is funny weathpurr or nyat mew think it is!
dis is reasonable i didnt evn kno dere wuz a green mark???
≈ You're stuffed? Ĩ'd feel like Ĩ were hatecriming one of my dear friends by shredding a stuffed... animal? No offense. ≈
i eel dat but we gota giv up 2 our urges lolz u can always enjoy da site later whn mor peepz r active :3
▲if i hate your post there's a solid 50/50 i either platonically think you're the lamest person in the world or i wanna shove your face in my nook till you stop squirming and there is no in between #nsfw▼
b3ttt h3ll y3ah
≈ Taken by the strangest urge to bite something. Alas, the last time Ĩ tried such a thing 'pon an acquaintance, they ended up passing out from blood loss. #violence #gore ≈
gud lite hoes im sleepin :)
2hiiit mayb3 hmu 2om3tim3
Being devvoured like a starvved school of piranhas unto a bloodied corpse is an oddly enticing proposition. Might just be the wworkload though. #nsfww ish #cww-self-harm kinda?
oГd seГfie what do you thiNK #ГooKsmaxxiNgadvice https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/31/1000085132.pNg
i mad3 that my23lf too im r3al good with my hand2
lmao thank2 dud3 i mad3 '3m my23lf
gu322 i ga2lit gat3k3pt girlbo223d a littl3 too clo23 to th3 2un
@d2trid32 aright bro2ki I ord3r3d you 78 cool ranch dorito loco taco2 and a baja bla2t i woulda got you mor3 but th3y wouldnt l3t m3 ord3r mor3
Now that th3r3 ar3 mor3 of y'all around to appr3ciat3 thi2 2hit http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg #tatt3dup #lfg
u r speakin da truth :)
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▲honestly if more trolls got their nooks stuffed on the regular i think we'd only have half the problems we currently do #nsfw▼
:33< hey check this shit out :33< MEOW!
:33 < *ac yawns and curls up at the end of mewr cupe to sl33p*
< i love my weaponkind, it's a fire extinguisher >~
Ten likes and I reach through the bars and try to get the pig's service pistol.
someone please shake their fat ass while i bounce pennies off it #nsfw
:33< hey maddie hey! :33< so uh :33< is it barbed? :33< #nsfw #nsfwe kinda? :33< <3 mew s33
:33< mew act like mew havent b33n black furlirting with meow all night long :33< it would be funny if it wasnt so pawthetic! :33< ah what the hell ill laugh anyaway! :33< h33h33h33h33h33h33
:33< whats furlirting? :33< its like fighting but with words and instead of trying to hurt somebody mewre trying to make them smile :33< <> mew s33
:33< clawment below and ill do my best to furlirt with mew :33< quadrent of my choice btw
Sounds...interesting~ My votes on hot! #nsfw
(^･ω･^) < SO QUICK QUESTION, WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK ABOUT BULGE MILKING AND BULGE MILKING MACHINES!!! HOT OR NOT #NSFWE #NSFW
1 4m th3 l4st 0f 4 dy1ng br33d c0ns1st1ng 0f cunty tr0ll sc3n3 grlz 4nd 1 4m f33l1ng v3ry p1tch3d 4bt 1t
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unironically the funniest screenshot ive seen on this site)))
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:33 < hey guys do mew like my binder?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f6533c6f696c.png #selfie [[ This is a VRChat avatar edit made by my friend acidicRabbits on twitter! ]]
:33 < i fell asl33p and missed #eridanw33k but ill purrobably come fur the 2nd day!
:33< kitty cuddle pile! :33< and maybe meowre? :33< #nsfw ish if mew squint
god i llove pitchbaiting peoplle
Chittr goold acquired #investment #fundingthissite
▲i mean i've always found it's way easier to pitchbait than red or pale flirt. maybe i'm just predisposed to making people hate me▼
SLipping DoWn to thE SopoR chambER foR thE night, anyonE cRaving a qUick Smooch fRom a fiShy~?
Th1s 1s 4 norm4l th1ng. 1 k1ss g1rls 4ll th3 t1m3.
ITS LIKE A TERM USED TO DESCRIBE LIKE.. TWO GIRLS BEING INTO EACH OTHER.
..................Wh4t 1s yur1.
<3-Whoever-invented-mirrors-did-a-good-job-making-sure-they-display-a-really-cute-girl-when-I-look-in-them.
Yoou guys seem too oonly care when i poost bulge related stuff. What aboout my shirt coollectioon. What aboout my beastsoona. What aboout my great spinal crevice and coorrect oopinioons oon everything 8(
:33< mean to meow fur no reason
:33< ill buy it off mew if mew dont want it
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#icame #nsfw
:33< acac :33< all cats are cute :33< smash that meowthpurrfurkin like button
B33 < i think my answpurr is pawbvious
:33< and i always mew maddie :33< mew cutie patootie
honestly i luv all my onlyfins subscribers thx 4 lettin me liv my horny dreams nd make money off of it ;) #nsfw
When i'm feeling toouch-deprived soo i turn my palmhusk intoo vibrate moode poost soome bullshit like "hemoospectrum shoould be reversed" and shoove it up my nooook #nsfw
...Y34H
ahem... like how Kanaya punched me. she punched me pretty damn good........ 👀
I'd let a girl punch me if I liked her enough anyways how are you
:33< i would nefur lie about how epic mew are t33h33
ALRIGHT, THATS THE LAST CARAMEL APPLE.
OK WHATEVER WAS FOLLOWING ME HAS FUCKED OFF AT LAST, CLEARLY, THEY COULD NOT HANDLE THE AMOUNT OF CARAMEL APPLES I HAD EATEN.
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
:33< nyat in mewre lifetime
:33< meow :33
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ugh fuck. just wOkE up. whErE the fuck am i. last thing i rEmembEr was. oh god. brUnO. fUuuuuuUck. i pIckEd the worst time to chAncE sOmE wIndshiEld wIpEr flUId.
Fragging is the deliberate, premeditated murder or wounding of a superior officer by their own troops, typically using a fragmentation grenade to make it look like an accident.
>([t#eyre sayin troll bruno mars died wit# a smile]
^^ Wow, that was even more of a shitshow than I could've predicted. Nice job, everyone! ^^
Shit man I thought you died.
hello its alaywas time you cn say anything youd like im here for you please the floor is yours please
Is it time for the Yaoi yet? I have something inappropriate to say.
:33< cat tits :33< awoohoo :33< efurry day im out there suckin :33< cat tits :33< awoohoo! :33< #nsfw ish
￣\ holgy shit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2fbfa92c51d4.png /￣
:33< sure there are othpurr nepawtas :33< but im the only shitpeta! :33< mew can trust meow to always be a lil shit furefur and efur
BRUNOOOOOO #Rip #Mourning
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How do I delete posts time sensitive.
That is a very attractive man.
none of you would be this sad if it was troll bbno$ and it shows
The fuck did I miss?
Feel bad about ticketing Erridan now that his descendant is dead, Kinda,
(^･ω･^) < I CULLED A THRESHACUTIONER AND NOW OWN THEIR HEAD!!! #ERIDANW33K #VIOLENCE #DEATH
Yes, I will pick you all up from #EridanWeek. I hope this has been a valuable lesson.
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
WHAT MAYHEM ON THE GRAND STAGE, HE CAUGHT THE GRENADE BUT DIDN'T STOP THE BULLET. THIS DAY IS ONLY GETTING GLOOMIER AS THE NIGHT GOES ON. #ERIANWEEK #VIOLENCE
(^･ω･^) < CELINE DION IS A THRESHACUTIONER?!! #ERIDANW33K #CHAOS
This would of never happened during nepetaweek
I'M ASSUMING WHOEVER THESE SCARY LOOKING INDIVIDUALS ARE WOULD BE THE EQUIVALENT OF THIS PLACE'S ROYAL GUARD? IN WHICH CASE. OH DEAR. #ERIDANWEEK
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png
ayy, lil' mama, yeah, y0u heard abb0ut me i'ma p0p y0u like a pea, yeah, edamame
I am sorry to hear you feel this way, Mr. Strider.
:33< save meow girlbulge :33< girlbulge save meow :33< #nsfw
they didn't pet her and she started KILLING ;-;
OF COURSE! I'LL SEARCH FOR YOU DURING THE AFTERPARTY. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR A TALL, DASHING SKELETON AND HIS FLOWING RED BATTLE-SCARF, NYEH HEH!
OH MY GOODNESS, MEWMEW! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULDN'T MISS OUT ON SUCH AN EVENT! WE MUST MEET UP SOMEWHERE!
why is everyone so damn horny at #eridanweek omfg yall just gettin ur freak on in front of everyone i mean no judgin id do it too but dayum #nsfw
THIS MARVUS FELLOW'S MUSIC SURE IS INTERESTING! IF I HAD ACTUAL EARS THEY WOULD MOST CERTAINLY BE DECIMATED BY NOW! MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE TO TAKE COUNTERMEASURES AGAINST POTENTIAL EARDRUM RUPTURING. #ERIDANWEEK #MARVUSATERIDANWEEK
I'M SEEING A LOT OF YOU HERE AT THE CONCERT SPONTANEOUSLY COLLAPSE! I JUST WANT TO SUGGEST YOU DON'T DO THAT! BECAUSE IT SEEMS QUITE DANGEROUS!
THE DOG WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY INTRUDING UPON MY BANNER HAS MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED. THIS CANNOT MEAN ANYTHING GOOD. I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO KEEP A LOOKOUT! YOU NEVER KNOW WHOSE PROFILE IT WILL HIT NEXT.
nobdy respeks da clown music nymor :/ #eridanweek
That is great to hear. In that case, I look forward to seeing myself!
dont worry mr obama you get a 100% discount
Beautiful, Mr. Jeff.
i am taking commissions now (as requested by a specific troll) pay me 5 bucks and i will put you in a comic https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahjFeferi%20DONE.jpg
^^ Forget girlypop, we're about to girlyburst up in this. Girlyexplode. ^^
:33< learned what sonic is figured i should try my paw at making an oc!! plz be nice https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a793aab53f3.png
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◩◩◩I thInk green markIplIer Is In the cage In my shed◪◪◪
I knew a gIrlIe who doesn't belIeve In huuumans I wonder where she Is now
Anyone using modern techniques isn't worth being worried over. Research sealing sigils and effective counter wards instead. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
youre welcome
thats still your body unless theyre tryna steal your chipotle burrito from you
B:// < sounds like a tear them apart scenario sorry girl
your penis is gone now #atethatshit #dmmeifyouwantthatshitback #nsfw
Ghxsts are cxxl!!! Did yxu knxw that Ghxsts usually hate that they're arxund??? It's true!!! Nine times xut xf ten the materializatixn xf a spirit is due tx unprecedented amxunts xf negative energy frxm a death xr in relatixn tx a death... Sxmetimes multiple!!! It's part xf why Ghxsts are mxst cxmmxnly fxund xn Alternia arxund raided and destrxyed rebel bases xr areas where Empire mandated cullings xccurred!!!
B33 < this ONLY works if they don't rage quit furst B33 < and dont neglect your HP or theyll be able to phase you too quick
sixty nine.
:33 < managed to score some steak and now the food coma is hitting so im gonna sl33p, good light :33
lolz its ok just tryin 2 b considerate ig :P
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o ok guess i culd but idk how id b able 2 send it 2 u??
im srry 2 say but i alrdy smoked it.. mayb next tim :(
< ){ hey, hi, um. my hatchmate told me i should hop online and meet some people, since, uh, well, you know how it is!! so, ah, hi? !oxo! }( >
nyways im bak now :D
i rolled da worst joint evr.. gunna get kicked out of da junction 4 dis :///// #substance
<3-#vagueposting #nsfw Yeah.
<3-#bigsandwich https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36b84b5c7921.png
<3-Matesprit-got-me-a-cage.-Unsure-how-to-feel-about-this.-#nsfw
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ok time for me to rain terror on this godforsaken website
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WOULD NEVER VAGUEPOST, I SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND.
> how are we ALL add1cted to gambl1ng 1 mean 1m not much better 21nce 1've played too much TF2 TVT (Troll2 v2 Technology) for my own good <
people are maKing poZtZ about thingZ #vaguepoZting #oriZit?
Exactly!!!!!!!! Cant a girl just 8uild a planet destroying doomsday weapon in peace sometimes
i, sTAND IN SUPPORT, oF WOMEN,
See you get it. Whats the harm in a little fun. Just cause they dont like it doesnt mean its not fun
APPARENTLY THE WAY T0 BE FUNNY IS T0 BE TIRED, THUS I WILL SEE Y0U ALL AFTER I HAVEN’T SLEPT
Should I treat myself do a drink? #Substance
Why cant a girl just go do hotgirl shit sometimes. Its always no vriska you cant do that. Vriska im calling the cops on you. Vriska youre going to jail. And never you go girl. Honestly ashamed in the lack of support from everyone
<3-I-will-be-honest,-I-didn't-see-this-one-coming.-Well-played.
:33 < when i have trouble sl33ping in my recuperacoon, theres one surefire way to try and soothe myself :33 < i picture little nimble fuzzy meowbeasts, prancing oh so adorably and counting each one leaping over a fence! :33 < you all should give it a try too! one, two, thr33! :33 :33 < :// :33 < i guess it DOESNT have to be a kitty cat? :33 < and yet i am highly encouraging it so please try
<3-Of-course,-always-looking-to-make-women-gayer.
O+h no+o+o+. I'm directly in the blast zo+ne. If o+nly I had time to+ do+dge. No+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+.
<3-My-"Get-more-lesbian-NOW"-spell-is-now-being-cast,-please-standby.
:33< currently listening to hands up! - 6arelyhuman :33< sighhh yearning fur the clurb #nsfw ? tread w caution ig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAqzpzsNpfY&list=RDhAqzpzsNpfY&start_radio=1
omg ur a genius hold on lemme go grab the carrots n whipped cream
oh my fuckin eff THATS MEW MEW
That would be incredibly sweet but also a little bit passive aggressive because I am fully capable of hunting my own squirrels thank you! But I would still readily accept the squirrel.
would u guys be mad if i gave u a dead squirrel as a gift #death #dead
Gajinkies. Blajinklas. The FUCKIN THE LITTLE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T PEOPLE THEY'RE ACTUALLY THINGS THAT AREN'T PEOPLE DRAWN AS PEOPLE.
i actually would fuck this cheesesteak if it was a person gnnnghhhg #nsfw #food
when u cant sleep but u also want to sleep so badly but u have so much energy
if only i could walk away from myself like that but yea the struggle is real for grl dinner
since u guys did not like my post on the carrot with whipped cream how do we feel with pickle flavored icecream #food
J⟡J⟡--> h⚓︎⚓︎ps://medi♡.disc⟡rd♡pp.ne⚓︎/♡⚓︎⚓︎♡chmen⚓︎s/1397047214320259196/1487931419392086256/d509b33402♡79928032ddb275550003d.png?ex=69c♡ef9e&is=69c99e1e&hm=1118280db301cdbe51♡02b34e54c238832b81♡8ed06b67♡52b8bd3170fb88fbe&=&f⟡rm♡⚓︎=webp&qu♡li⚓︎y=l⟡ssless&wid⚓︎h=1004&heigh⚓︎=912 <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
uuuuurrrrrgh whym i so tired still
honk shew *sleeps*
kinda l0ve me, kinda hate me
anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in
I like wormx and cheexe and zewing needlex!
>>| deal with .it.
:33 < So I should do it right? >:3
UNFORTNATE MY OWN COMMENT ABOUT PUTTING MY FINGERS DOWN MY THROAT TO MY UVULA IS MAKING ME THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT, AND THAT WAS IMMENSELY HOTTER JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST. #NSFW
:33< *the mighty huntress walks across mewre post furking it up real bad*
:33 < ur not wroooong but this cave has like no ventilation! :33 < im already letting it all hang out too :33 < #nsfw ish
:33< just get a sweat rag! :33< or a fan! :33< weathpurr or nyat those two things are peopurr is up to mew :33< #nsfw moreso this time though
:33< i like to think im more than just a purrty face
:33 < i wish!!!! :33 < that'd be like, a dream come true >:33
how fast i rEcognizEd your pfps artstylE https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-29_204511438.png
:33 < ughhhhhh who else is suffuring in this heatwave #earthc
She has, yet again, risen https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7792/sample_3e749501a0e770c52edbe2f095084433.jpg?8897147 #nsfw
Fat Little Child Taken Care Of. Now Me And My Lovely Can Enjoy The Rest Of The Day.
:33< hell yeah mew are! :33< mew are mad and mew are a valmewed mempurr of the league of nepetas (and mad mewmew)
>([just #ad suc# an intense ses# of f-mega t#e ot#er dudes driver got out t#e car at t#e end an t#rew up]
J⟡J⟡--> ⚓︎h♡nk y⟡u! I h⟡pe he likes me b♡ck! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
J⟡J⟡--> ⚓︎h♡nk's f⟡r ⚓︎he ♡dvice I'll ⚓︎ry i⚓︎! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
J⟡J⟡--> ♡ gh⟡s⚓︎! ⚓︎h♡⚓︎s s⟡ c⟡⟡l! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
J⟡J⟡--> ♡ny ♡dvice f⟡r hun⚓︎ing d⟡wn ♡ kuller wi⚓︎h y⟡ur d♡nces⚓︎⟡r??? ♡nd ♡ls⟡ c⟡nfessing y⟡ur l⟡ve ⚓︎⟡ y⟡ur m⟡ir♡il...? <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
Someone Has To Tell That Boy His Hair Looks Like A Well Done Steak.
(I love the xenopav pfp she has such a great style)
:33 < Catch me in the ship cave cranking my bulge to a purrticularly saucy fic #nsfw
:33 < DPsprite^2 told me about this place, so now i'm here too! Currently looking for fic recs
J⟡J⟡--> M♡ybe! h⟡pe y⟡u s⟡ber up ♡nd m♡n♡ge ⚓︎⟡ figure i⚓︎ ⟡u⚓︎! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
get y0ur m0ney up get y0ur m0ney up get y0ur m0ney up get y0ur m0ney up (get y0ur, get y0ur) get y0ur m0ney up bag the fuck up, bbag the fuck up get y0ur m0ney up bag the fuck up, bbag the fuck up, bbag the fuck up get y0ur m0ney up (get y0ur, get y0ur) bag the fuck up, bbag the fuck up get y0ur m0ney up (get y0ur, get y0ur) bag the fuck up, bbag the fuck up (sit y0ur a$$ d0wn)
J⟡J⟡--> ⟡f c⟡urse Bbn⟡$ di♡m⟡nds ♡re f⟡rever w♡s s⟡ g⟡⟡d! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
No, Burning Cities Is Fun So I Understand And Even Encourage It.
Old Matesprit Didn't Work Out.. I Think It's Time For A New One.
every time i need a max 0n the r0ulette y0u bbet i'ma hit the chick f0r a new check
:33< mew are just mad beclaws mew are angry
(=｀ω’= ) < F33LING LIKE I N33D TO EITHER RUN AROUND AT MOCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!
Proud Mother Of Two Babys, Casey And Nicolas Egbert!!!!!!
i will protect kasane teto with my life.
So Technically I'm Only Half Human So Technically I'm Like Fifteen And Thirty One At The Same Time
The Good Thing About Being A Chimera Is That I'm 15 When I Have To Tour And Shit But When At The Liquor Store I'm 31
PETA is concerned that 5G will make all the frogs in the lake display homosexual behavior.
Please use caution when traveling to the Crystal Lakeside. HiveDash does not work and you must catch fish to survive.
It has come to my attention that many of you believe I am no longer President. This is false. “President” is merely the title given to the individual currently occupying the Oval Office, and I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchhill.
@bbarackobbama i feel like tr0llbbama,bbabby,n0,"ye$,we can"
uh, $he a lil′ freak, i gue$$ i′m an animal, e-i-e-i-o
concept: thrusting your hips harder against your leprechaun kismesiss face just to feel the vibrations of their panicked croaks around you in their throat (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, kismesissitude mention, pitchfic, oral, charmless, alien anatomy, purring vs croaking, #nsfw, top reader, dom reader, archive rating: E)
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
aaaughhh i want raising canes sooooo bad xP
he lives in the carapacian kingdom i see him @ my chiropractor
do u think theyd want troll bruno mars for #eridanweek??? i can txt him
:33 < there is an ampurra w33k happening? :33 < well i mean gosh good for him! yes truly and honestly. i guess i just have a couple questions :33 < do we have to participate in ampurra w33k? not in a mean way! just, is this mandatory? :33 < and what do you uh :33 < what do you do on ampurra w33k? :33 < do we all just talk about him? :33 < i am a chatty cath33 or whatever the human equivalent of that is, lemme tell you! :33 < the metafurical cat will never get my tongue :33 < but that would get exhausting real fast now would it not?
:33 < Ampora week? We should do kitty month! :333
>>hat is a chaser and >>hy do they keep calling me that
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g0ddamn, thi$ $hit ain't $afe f0r (w0rk) get that (w0rk) sell that (w0rk) d0 that (w0rk) feel that (w0rk) make that (w0rk) g0ddamn, thi$ $hit ain't $afe f0r #n$fw
i'm tryna eradicate the negative $tigma ar0und antidepre$$ant$ i g0t rea$0n$
d0n't fuck thi$ $hit up f0r me plea$e, plea$e, plea$e, plea$e
DoYouSupportTransgenderBurgerExperiences?
when your cat suddenly starts runnin and it scares you like whats wrong is something on fire?
no you can not have anothr snacky treat sotp pawing at the bag *stop
:33< is it wrong to fantasize about your furrends? like maybe i want to kiss my furrends and hold their paws a little
:33< hang on i got this i know how to get bitches X00< PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASS333333333333 (with rizz)
:33 < i k33p s33ing so many attractive people and i just... holy fuck hi nyall...~ :33 < <:))
:33 < serenade me with mewr penis mewsic #nsfw
:33 < guess im gonna post a selfie here nyall go https://i.imgur.com/XHqqUeq.jpeg #selfie
guyz my girlfriend is so cool, he makes candles and packs away bodies all pretty and he has soft hair, and he smells nice and she gives me pats on the heaaad, and i think dat if ur nawt living dat life u should consider it, but nawt with MYYYYY matesprits.. I'll fucking kill u if u try.
:33< *the mighty huntress meows loud as furk until mew let her outside* :33< *the mighty huntress meows loud as furk until mew let her inside* :33< *the mighty huntress-
:33< looks like while i was purrlaying chess :33< mew fur purrlaying chess like an idiot!!!
its nothing to do with age!!! the requirement for being a MILF is being a MOM!!!
And being fuckable of course. :3
The Gymnopedie No. 1 sample in that song fills me with such tranquil joy I just want to curl up and nap in it like it's a sunbeam!
Gasp! Well hello you beautiful specimen, purr purr. Another part cat part doll part girl?? Incredible! What kind? I am a ragdoll. The doll part I mean not the cat I have no idea what breed of cat I am.
ill never tell ;)
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
i don't think i've fully thought this through. i dont even know what i'm gonna hold the guy at gunpoint for. they don't need to know that though.
:33< lunch time lets s33 what my kitchen has in there or if i have to kill something twice my size fur lunch
my ass is fat and ivE got 3 capri suns my lifE is so fun and sExy
:33 < Ok you're in >;3
i need to get sillier. everyone does!
B33 < troogle show me gender nyafurming hitbox reduction surgery B33 < (still wanna k33p the heart shape though it's too cute not to)
like this chit if you know who let the dogs out. who. who. who. who. who.
i +ave been dmed a disturbing image by an anonymous account w+o took t+is and w+y does s+e look like t+at +ttps://i.imgur.com/EWCjII0.png
:33 < Ok well include you! But who's Maddie? :3
:33 < Ok going on a quick #goonsesh :3333 #nsfw #happycat
:33< shitpeta repurrting fur duty
hello yes i am fellow nepeta
:33 < nepeta repurrting fur duty!
BEING HIT FEELS NICE #KINK #NSFW?
:33 < why are we hitting people? >:3
#nsfw shawty let me hit because i'm a god and she'd do anything i ask of her which creates a really uncomfortable dynamic and that's why i don't date civilians.
@ectoBiologist i miss your wife.
🦖cuz annoying your parents friends is top 10 things to do duh
Okay but that means a complete missed opportunity for Vriska to desperately try (and fail) to crack her egg
((i want you all to know that before i made this account i was considering making a "john" that would just constantly post the most blatantly eggy things imaginable. but i figured the joke would get old fast, so i just made june instead.))
:33 < he let me hit because im adorable and no other reason :33 < nothing to do with my sharp claws no sirr33 :33 < #nsfw
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Prototype your body and make out with your resulting spriteself. Do it you coward. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #nsfw
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Visit the Shop tab to purchase crossover outfits featuring characters from Overwatch, Nier Automata, and Citizen Kane! #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
The world needs more girlsmooch snugglepiles.
:33 < Over meowed
* At the edge of the shadow, shatter the twilight reverie.
okay but have yall ever tried the green apple gatorade that shit fucks so severely
-|~~ then i throw it in a cage and it tries to get out lmao also to*
-|~~ #chittrconfessions #gore sometimes when i'm bored i rip out my soul and i scream loud as fuckkkk
🦖this posting shit easy i just say smth and people show up and go "SUSIE?!" and i go "yeah thats me"
🦖dude just found some sickass moss #foodie
🦖is dracula flow insensitive to quote at bat monsters?
X You sound like one of the patrons at my clubs so yes x
I LIKE CATGIRLS.