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Just a reminder for all that tomorrow is #SlashingSaturday! To celebrate, don't forget to brandish whatever kind of weapon you proudfully own that can slash, stab, pierce, or any honorable method of inflicting harm onto others! Maybe get out some training target and give them a couple well-deserved slashes too. After all, you don't want to be losing your touch with the artistry of the blade, hm? Heheheh...
🜲 #KinglyTip 3. #Violence #Gore If you ⚜re wondering wh⚜t ex⚜ctly to ⚜rm your men with, look to wh⚜t your enemies ⚜re using. No ⚜rmor, it's recommended to use pole⚜rms like spe⚜rs. Gr⚜nts you gre⚜t dist⚜nce from the enemy ⚜nd ⚜ddition⚜lly ⚜re gre⚜t for those who mount hoofbe⚜sts. But you might be ⚜s🜲 wh⚜t if your enemy we⚜rs ⚜rmor? Either pl⚜ted or ch⚜inm⚜il which respectfully do gre⚜t ⚜g⚜inst spe⚜rs ⚜nd bl⚜des. Well, this might be ⚜ bit extreme of ⚜ description. Once I found ⚜ oliveblood knight of mine h⚜d to fight ch⚜inm⚜in ⚜nd pl⚜ted ⚜nd in ⚜ fit of desper⚜tion he gr⚜bbed the ne⚜rest rock ⚜nd beg⚜n to b⚜sh without remorse. Eventu⚜lly, we discovered his opponent's body ribs crushed inw⚜rds like the dent in ⚜ h⚜nd-me-down p⚜n. Since then we've ⚜scribed fl⚜ils ⚜nd gre⚜th⚜mmers to units who ⚜re to f⚜ce off ⚜rmored individu⚜ls. No ⚜mount of met⚜l c⚜n s⚜ve the inner body from being brut⚜lized by blunt force. But gre⚜th⚜mmers ⚜re weighty. Slow, quicker individu⚜ls c⚜n e⚜sily dodge it. Bl⚜des ⚜re gre⚜t for this re⚜son. But c⚜rrying ⚜ bl⚜de, ⚜ spe⚜r ⚜nd ⚜ h⚜mmer is too much for the ⚜ver⚜ge footsoldier. So this eventu⚜lly led to me comm⚜nding my bl⚜cksmith cre⚜te us ⚜n ⚜rmory of h⚜lberds. They're ⚜ll ⚜ spe⚜r, ⚜xe, ⚜nd h⚜mmer in combin⚜tion. Of course there ⚜re still niches th⚜t the other we⚜ponry c⚜n fill, but h⚜lberds ⚜re the one size fits ⚜ll of the world. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
As the founder of #SlashingSaturday, I welcome any and all honorable duels to the death with any and all slashing and stabbing blades! As long as you make it hurt. Mweahahaha...
As the founder of #SlashingSaturday, I hereby claim an alliance with the members of #FirearmFriday via the one and only bayonet. Enjoy your day while it lasts. Tomorrow, we slash and stab. Haahaahaa...
Chittr.ing has a lot of peculiar and wacky characters. I have seen flying hoofbeasts, the Power Rangers, Naruto Uzumaki, and I have even seen actual houseplants informing me I needed to water them. And also Casper. However, a self-proclaimed straight Dave Strider variant is in fact the most bizarre thing I have seen thus far.