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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ thi2 One’2 been rOlling arOund in my pan fOreeeeeever. REVELRIE2 57:34 - 37 “mithra a2ked her 2i2ter2 a 2imple que2tiOn: what i2 the meaning Of a laugh? ‘tO bring jOy’ 2aid 2i2ter declan. mithra 2hOOk her head. ‘TO RELI2H IN ENTROPY’ cried 2i2ter jublee. mirtha 2hOOk her head again. ‘i knOw.’ 2aid the third and wi2e2t 2i2ter whOm we call jinxed ‘tO remind u2 Of Our purpO2e. THE MIRTHFUL ME22IAH2 IGNITED THE FIRE IN OUR 2OUL2.’ ‘2ewed Our vOcal cOrd2 frOm cOttOn candy and 2ealed them in a tOmb Of fle2h n’ hue tO bring abOut their curtain call.’ ‘thi2 an2wer 2eemed tO plea2e mithra whO prOceeded tO rejOice and 2ing in the 2acred tOne2” #viOlence #bOdy-hOrrOr #clurch #2cripture #mirthfulpO2ting ○ ● ○

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00

anywways moirails as a concept is a load of tripe and those of you deluded into believvin its anythin but a parasitic relationship I FEEL BAD FOR YOU

Kult: +8
Kull: +13
Total: 21
Ratio: 0.62
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Verified
A user of established repute
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
@walkstabwalK[WK]

Stabs you Stabs you Stabs you Stabs-

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
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A user of established repute
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@canineRebel[CR]

sometimes. i think i gotta stop worryin. then i remember i dont really worry. i guess.

Kult: +9
Kull: +2
Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
bisexual
love yourself
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@araneaeGrapple[AG]

You think you’re tough? I’ll turn you into confetti; you'll 8e the life of the party... In a goddamn pinãta!!!!!!!! >::::)

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
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A user of established repute
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
@surlyTabloid[ST]

TERRIBLE NEWS: YOUR FAVORITE CHITTR USER RAGE BAITS YOU IN YOUR REPLIES.

Kult: +19
Kull: +2
Total: 21
Ratio: 9.50
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ it ain't reluctance. IT'2 A MOTHERFUCKING CHOICE. ain't nO trOll alive that de2erve 2uch feeling2. #quadrantpO2ting ○ ● ○

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ if yOu think i'm afraid Of prOclaiming my feeling2 Of PITY N' ADORATION FOR THE GLORIOU2 ME22IAH2 then yOu're dumb a2 2hit, dOc. THEIR WORD2 ARE THE ONLY TRUTH I FUCK WITH. EVERY LETTER, WHI2PERED AND PRINTED, NOURI2HE2 MY DI2OBEDIENT PAN. IT'2 A MIRACLE IN INK AND BLOOD AND VICERA THAT I DRINK DEEP. until my eye2 dull and my bOdy rOt2, let my Oxygen cOnduit2 run empty On their 2yllable2. #viOlence #clurch #mirthfulpO2ting ○ ● ○

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ ...thO2e feeling2 are re2erved fOr the highe2t me22iah2. ain't nO nOrmie bitch de2erve 2uch devOtiOn. ○ ● ○

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ REDEEMED KNOWING THAT YOUR BLOOD FED MY FUCKING RO2E2 AND YOUR GUT2 MADE 2UCH A PRETTY JUMP ROPE. #viOlence ○ ● ○

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ i gOt back tO my hive and built an effigy made in yOur likene22 BEFORE RIPPING IT APART LIMB BY LIMB WITH MY ME22IAH GIFTED FANG2. #viOlence ○ ● ○

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ eat 2hit and die, tra2h. #viOlence ○ ● ○

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

> My roommate sure does seem to be having a lot more... "fun" than usual. I don't even need to turn my head away from the screen, I can hear them. It's pathetic, in an endearing way. But I've never heard them this pent up. > #nsfw #suggestive? #shrug

Kult: +7
Kull: +4
Total: 11
Ratio: 1.75

𝄁𝄢THeY ReaLLY gOT TROLL SPIeLbeRg JUST TO MaKe "ScaRY fILM baSed ON a SeRIeS Of INTeRNeT VIdeOS IN WHIcH THe dRead aNd SLOW bURN cOMeS fROM THe faceS Of cHaRacTeRS beINg dISTORTed INTO THe UNcaNNeY VaLLeY WITH VHS aeSTHeTIcS TO eVOKe a SeNSe Of TWISTed NOSTaLgIa" 𝄞 𝄂

Kult: +17
Kull: +2
Total: 19
Ratio: 8.50
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Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < someone tell purridan the unchained that i wanna lick his eye

Kult: +17
Kull: +2
Total: 19
Ratio: 8.50
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A user of unestablished repute
@emptyEyes[EE]

@cesarianAqueduct nepeta wants t0 lick y0ur eye

Kult: +20
Kull: +7
Total: 27
Ratio: 2.86

◣_◢ Tired, bored, and abouTT TTo spam his DMs like TThe paTTheTTic fucker I am. #VagueposTTing #quadposTTing

Kult: +17
Kull: +4
Total: 21
Ratio: 4.25
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ @imJuniOr can a 2i2ter reque2t a few badge2 tO adverti2e her devOtiOn tO THE MIRTHFUL ME22IAH2, HATRED, and CLOWNERY? ○ ● ○

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00
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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
transgender
love yourself
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
nonbinary
love yourself
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
@uprootedGarden[UG]

i don't need ee to win i need eridan to lose #dashwatching

Kult: +24
Kull: +4
Total: 28
Ratio: 6.00
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ WICKED RHYME2 3:05 "let them be buried, BURIED ALIVE. in their 2uit2, IN THEIR TIE2." - Elder Garneau #2cripture #clurch ○ ● ○

Kult: +30
Kull: +2
Total: 32
Ratio: 15.00
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A user of unestablished repute
@emptyEyes[EE]

I definitely sh0uldn't have a vi0let therapist

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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A user of unestablished repute
@emptyEyes[EE]

H0w is unchained ever g0ing t0 learn anything if he keeps getting laid #nsfw

Kult: +21
Kull: +4
Total: 25
Ratio: 5.25
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
aromantic
love yourself
BIOHAZARD!
Personal Protection Equipment is now mandatory.
@pupalHemorrhage[PH]

(°. will i get brutally culled f𖦹r raising a mutant grub .°) (°. #vi𖦹lence .°)

Kult: +6
Kull: +2
Total: 8
Ratio: 3.00
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Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@catatonicApostate[CA]

https://fiłe.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/øffice.png #dashwatching

Kult: +19
Kull: +2
Total: 21
Ratio: 9.50
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ dOn’t be 2uch a prude DOC. ○ ● ○

Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ gOt lO2t juggling club2 t'day. y'all ever dO 2Omething yOu've dOne a thOu2and time2 but it 2till feel2 like the fir2t did? nO matter hOw much my mu2cle2 remember, hOw much they ache, watching thO2e club2 2pin in the air feel2 like a miracle in and Of ite2lf. ○ ● ○

Kull: +2
Total: 2

.☘︎ ܁˖⚘t really ⚘s a great feel⚘ng to see someth⚘ng you grew, grow ⚘t’s own fru⚘t.˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀

Kult: +22
Kull: +2
Total: 24
Ratio: 11.00
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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=Those=words=mean=a=tremendous=amount=highblood=and=may=I=just=say=your=hair=looks=utterly=magnificent=in=your=profile=picture=haha=:)//<

Kult: +9
Kull: +9
Total: 18
Ratio: 1.00
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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=Well=of=course=because=there=is=only=one=imperial=empress=whose=desires=ultimately=matter=the=most=haha=:)//<

Kult: +7
Kull: +9
Total: 16
Ratio: 0.78
NM
Unverified
A user of ambiguous repute.
@notthatMysterious[NM]

... Believe whatever brings you comfort. She won't save you. Only you can do that.

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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A user of established repute
@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=Sometimes=I=worry=a=bit=about=how=much=I=can=contribute=to=troll=society=and=my=betters=considering=my=sad=lack=of=psionic=abilities=to=be=exploited=but=then=I=comfort=myself=by=recognising=that=so=long=as=I=can=squeeze=some=use=out=of=my=self=for=the=greater=whole=I=still=was=useful=and=justified=my=hatching=haha=:)//<

Kult: +19
Kull: +9
Total: 28
Ratio: 2.11
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Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
transgender
love yourself
nonbinary
love yourself
Illumimenati
⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
I Just Work Here
A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.
Remember Us
In your darkest moment, this user will help you.
@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

Might change my PFP to this new pic of me. It's a good summer fit. ((Picrew by Maddle_art))

Kult: +30
Kull: +2
Total: 32
Ratio: 15.00
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ NO. fuck. I CAN WAIT. ugh. ○ ● ○

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
Censored!
Only members of #TeamPlay can boast this badge.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Verified
A user of established repute
@empyreansApothehosis[EA]

PROPER HIGHBLOOD DISHES PART 36. PRETZELS, ON FUCKING FIRE.

Kult: +10
Kull: +7
Total: 17
Ratio: 1.43
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ FUCK YOUR OTHER APPOINTMENT2. #n2fw #2ugge2tive ○ ● ○

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
Cuttle-y
Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!
@cuttlefishCabbalist[CC]

)(aving a self care day! W)(at color s)(ould I paint my toes? 38?

Kult: +12
Kull: +9
Total: 21
Ratio: 1.33
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ ANGER, my pathetic lil paint-pitcher, 2HOULD BE GLORIOU2LY CELEBRATED. yOu wanna talk abOut my anger? LET'2 TALK ABOUT MY ANGER. what time 2hOuld i bOOk? ○ ● ○

Kull: +2
Total: 2

someone put a muzzlle on that guy

Kult: +19
Kull: +4
Total: 23
Ratio: 4.75
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Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
@cryhoundColortura[CC]

they call me a dawggggg for the way I wait outside the room and never go further than one kilohex 8ecause I am worried and have an anxious attachment style

Kult: +21
Kull: +2
Total: 23
Ratio: 10.50
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Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Good God, the timeline is as much of a cesspool as I remember it being.

Kult: +22
Kull: +7
Total: 29
Ratio: 3.14

🥬 i truly believe that i was put on this funky alternia 2 hang out xDDDD

Kult: +25
Kull: +2
Total: 27
Ratio: 12.50
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ GILL-HAVING CHUD. #viOlence #N2FW ○ ● ○

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ nO but like- FR. ○ ● ○

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
The narrator
Those of whom make fate take a knee
𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Luxury Class Chittrer
This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@bulgeCurator[BC]

꧁i can draft it up if @gutsyGumshoe requires it꧂

Kult: +2
Kull: +4
Total: 6
Ratio: 0.50

Why didn't they include a taste and smell description this time? #suggestive #PLEASE

Kult: +26
Kull: +23
Total: 49
Ratio: 1.13
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Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Verified
A user of established repute
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
ON DAT DERP
Just about the derpiest user around!
@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

HATE WHEN THEZE NORMGROID MOIDZ PRETEND 2 BE PART OF A CULTURE THEYRE NOT ULL NEVAH BE A NEET, NOR A TRUE INCEL! GO BACK TO WATCHIN UR ZIGMA EDITZ ON GRUBTUBE AND ZTOP CONTAMINATING 4CHUM'Z REPUTATION!!!! X/ FUCCIN LOZERZ YO

Kult: +17
Kull: +7
Total: 24
Ratio: 2.43
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ YE2! let Out all that beautiful RAGE! ○ ● ○

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ i 2uppO2e it2 abOut TIME fOr me 2 2hare my INFINITE knOwledge with thi2 CE22POOL. TIME TO JUGGLE MOTHERFUCKER2. ○ ● ○

Kult: +5
Kull: +12
Total: 17
Ratio: 0.42