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3833 < Fun fact! > 3833 < According to my smallest grub, human dad is perfect for biting and kicking and smacking. > 3833 < Extensive research to back this up is being done. >
i look good scared and abused by the way #nsfw #ensfw #abuse
3833 < Update to the biting dad saga: > 3833 < Al rolled the grub over and now they think this is more fun than maiming. >
concept: a human boy gritting his teeth and rolling his eyes back as he gets pailed "please breed me, please, knock me up, get me fucking pregnant" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Human/Human, human fetish, breeding kink, this one requires a little human anatomy context gomen unfamiliar readers, #nsfw, yaoifulsunday, archive rating: E)
D --> Ne%t time you find yourself with a cursed artifact be wise and send it to me to be contained instead
D --> F001ish people should not play with artifacts beyond their comprehension D --> I feel sorry for anyone who was unwittingly duped into participating D --> And absolutely no pity for those who instigated or went along knowingly with the events
OH MY GOD DD I USED THAT WEBSITE SM WHEN I WAS YOUNGER)
If that motherfucker Koji Kabuto puts me in more mecha-mortal peril I'm going to rocket punch his ass back to the iceage
other things the #d in my name could stand for that would be funnier and/or better than whats always assumed: doomed derse DJ database debug dubstep doll dirtbag douche dababy diplura dead dipshit depraved difficult dubious i could go on really
((This song takes me back to my h*talia days lol /neg some stupid cosplay video or smn with prussia lmaoo
I almost forgot it was #funnymailboxfriday . https://i.postimg.cc/6QqPBMJz/image.png
Ah. My boss and his wife. https://i.ibb.co/ymBS601M/image-2026-04-03-103728167.png
YES! Excellent song choice!
It’d be homophobic if you didn’t beat him up because he’s gay despite being a bastard imo
If you cut a head off of the Tony hydra, then two more grow back. Be safe at your next family reunion. #donttakeyoureyesoftrickytony
lot of people are stupid on purpose about my name like "if youre not dave then whats the d stand for" absolutely nothing it doesnt stand for shit its a letter
Lining up the interns and baptizing them to artificially inflate my Kult score. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Here is a photograph of my dog. She is a pure bred Chiweenie cockerspaniel. https://i.ibb.co/5hXzF5q3/image-2026-04-03-102051718.png
clarifying again what im about because people toss me a follow without looking at my account brotherfucking brotherfucking sisterfucking motherfucking mostly brotherfucking jerking off being gross brotherfucking weird porn #incest #brotherfucking #sisterfucking #nsfw
I definitely like men.
you're literally so me <33
// Something I am recognizing since playing this Dave is that he is a profoundly lonely individual. He skirts the law, does his chicanery behind the scenes, and plays the part of this doughbag controlling freak because he wants to command a presence. Be a wolf rather than a sheep. But when it comes to variants of his original friends, the Lalondes, the Egberts, the Harleys, it’s like this switch goes off, reverting him back to simpler times. Before he was this big ol kingpin of Hollywood. Anyway just a little r#reflection after about a week with the character :3
who want 2 go in the shower n scrub me down while i stnd there n dissociate n look like a zombie lmao #nsfw ish
:33< yeah horny hours again? :33< okay sure! :33< mmm bulge <3 :33< #nsfw
That's awesome. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
my stupid fucking twin brother just joined this fucking site fuck my stupid baka life
Sometimes blocking someone is the right answer.
what if instead of #vagueposting we #voguepost