Doc Scratch
@scratchDoctor
You must merely ask and I will tell all.
By reading this, you have decided to participate in a little game. In your home, hive, vehicle, workplace, wherever you are reading this from. I have hidden something. It is imperative you find it. Thank you for #playing this fine day.
I think my daughter already tossed it or something because i dont see shit
Perhaps you haven't found it. It is rather difficult to notice. Perhaps she has discarded it. It would be advised you retrieve it from this disposal method.
yanno its reel )(ard fore anybubbly to undersand w)(at its like livin a life as long as mine. t)(ey aint get it.
my i wish we had a group chat function within the messages section, i’d love to gather up a tea group :)
⇐ Ah That Would Be So Nice! Perhaps We Can Even Bring Snacks And Little Desserts!
oh how divine sounding- i know of a perfect place to host it and everything too!
⇐ Even If We Cannot Have A Group Chat Right Now, Perhaps It Is Something That Can Be Made A Reality One Day 😊
i think we could make it a reality without group chats as is, perhaps with a tea-time specific hashtag?
⇐ A Teatime Hashtag! That Is So Smart! What Should Our Tag Be, I Wonder?
TeaTime is unfortunately a Felt Marketing Group copyrighted term. To use it, you must attend TeaTime at the Felt Manor and Speak Positively. Otherwise, I will have to kindly request you either refrain from it, or pay for damages.
i can sense your vileness through this device. begone, demon.
I am no demon, merely a fellow Chittr user and Social Media Marketing Manager. Abide by the demands, or further action will be taken.
loved spendin all a last night in my hive playin games and countin gold an nothin else
Ah. It seems one of my men has found himself in a positively precarious position. Little does he know, a slim chance of escape is what will greet him. Unless, of course, he were to ask his loving, doting boss for assistance. What say you, @itChy .
PLEASE TELL ME FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS FUCKING HOLY I CAN GET OUTTA HERE??????? I've ran this fucking place like -- wait... check second image, that looks like an exit??? I JUST FOUND IT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c460586480db.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/489afb231009.png
oh god oh god HELP
Perhaps these gentlemen can spare their time. @caliBorn @undyingUmbrage @lordEnglish
I am only attempting to provide you the resources that may best suit your situation. @mrBenedict Perhaps Eggs could weigh in.
DON'T YOu GO. TRYING TO DRAG ME. INTO THIS RANCID DOGSHIT. WITH AN uNSOLICITED "@". I AM MuCH STRONGER THAN YOu. AND I WILL PuSH YOu HEADLONG AND HEADFIRST. FOR THE AuDACITY TO TRY. ITCHIBOLD IS STRONG. HE WILL BE ABLE TO NO DIFF WHATEVER CHALLENGE CONFRONTS HIM. BECAuSE I HAVE FuLL. AND uNWAVERING FAITH. IN HIS CONSIDERABLE ABILITIES. IF NOT. HE IS WEAK. AND SHOuLD DIE ANYWAY. IT'S SuRVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. NOT SuRVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST'S MOST PITIED. READ A GODDAMN BOOK. BALDY'S BASIC ASS. WHITE PERSON. I WOuLD EAT YOu IF YOu DIDN'T. TASTE LIKE MARBLE COLuMN.
Shame on you, sweet Nerevar.
GOMENNASAI. SOME OF US HAVE JOBS. AND COULD NOT GO TO THE GAY (?) HUMAN (?) ORGY (?). TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. AND I WILL DECIDE. IF GOING BACK IN TIME. TO CATCH THE SHITSHOW. IS WORTH IT. #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
I have every excruciating detail. You, surprisingly, would not have enjoyed it. Primarily due to the aftermath, as well as the apparent 'truths' forced from your mouth.
SO. YOU HAVE THE DETAILS. BUT YOU'RE NOT SHARING THEM. DO YOU WANT ME TO BEG. I CAN BEG. PLEASE. MIGHTY OMNIPOTENT BOSSMAN. WHO MADE ME DO MY FUCK ASS JOB. WHILE HE GOT TO WATCH THE WHOLE SEX PARTY. SAY MORE DETAILS. DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN. I NEVER THOUGHT. I WOULD ASK FOR EXPOSITION. FROM THE LIKES OF YOU. BUT I HAVE BEEN DEBASED. AND AFFLICTED. BY "FOMO." REDUCED TO THIS PLEADING WRETCH. YOU SEE BEFORE YOU. I FIRE. MY MOST POWERFUL SPELL. お願いします。 #THATMEANSPLEASE. NOW. I DEMAND. YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING.
Worry not over me. It was primarily some forcible makeouts, the death of a celebrity, and the fall from grace for virtually everyone there. I had to unfortunately fire an agent who was administered.
Tantalizing as that is, I am afraid I have signed a nondisclosure agreement that requires I do not freely share such information publicly to protect the parties involved. Given in no existing timeframe, you were there, however, I can elaborate on what your role would have been. Soon after Host A became willingly infected by Juju A, the crowd watched in silent panic. Some offered themselves, most sat quietly as Host A infected Host B. You would have wandered to the nearby bar nearly immediately and watched the chaos erupt. You would have been the ninth infected, replacing a specific guest who was there in your stead. You offered yourself casually, played across the bar, making innuendo enough to cause your infector to briefly pause. Although, you would become simply delectable as a 'Juju Infected' I am afraid you would not have achieved much. You would have been rather distracted by the next two individuals you encountered who weren't turned. I will not elaborate further. For I may go past my public #nsfw boundaries I set in place for my strict professionalism. But the image is certainly there. Despite my wishes that it weren't.
OBJECTION. YOUR BIO SAYS. "YOU MUST SIMPLY ASK AND I WILL TELL ALL." I ASKED. MANY TIMES. VERY POLITELY. RELATIVELY SPEAKING. BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL ALL. AND I'M JUST A STUPID MAID. BUT I'M PRETTY SURE. SAYING THE DETAILS. DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN. DOES NOT BREAK YOUR MAGIC AGREEMENT. ABOUT KISSING AND TELLING. IN PUBLIC. MAYBE I SHOULD GO. BACK TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME. AND INVESTIGATE FOR MYSELF. THE VARIOUS BRANCHING POSSIBILITIES. SINCE YOU HAVE SUDDENLY DECIDED. TO HOARD YOUR PRECIOUS DETAILS. FOR THE FIRST TIME. IN YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE.
My dear Handmaid, you are mistaking my omissions for denial. This is a common error for those who prefer their answers to be immediate, rather than come to their own inevitable conclusions. I have told you everything I am permitted to tell. Which is to say specifically, everything that can be said without collapsing certain delicate scaffolding that keeps indiscretions from spilling into the wrong corners of existence. You see, what occurred was not merely private, it was selective. Events that only fully exist for those present, and even then, only from angles they are allowed to remember. A room that was not a room, and laughter that means different things depending on the listener. Colors that should have not been paired and yet did. A certain degree of closeness, as well. This all invites speculation, but punishes certainty. You are asking me to tell all, but that is not a list of arrangements nor actions I could simply spout aloud. There are configurations of perspectives, and you, regrettably, were not slotted in to this particular configuration. As for your proposal to return to the scene, then, by all means. I encourage your initiative. Just be aware. You will not find what happened. Only what could have happened.