♦ pitied by @scratchDoctor
GREAT POST #BOSSMAN. SO FULL OF NOTHING. THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER READING IT. SO WHAT WAS THE POINT.
HEY. IT IS THE DEVERIFIED LORD ENGLISH. EVERYONE. DEFER TO LITERALLY ANYONE FuCKING ELSE. ARE YOu DONE LICKING YOuR BITCHMADE WOuNDS YET. I AM READY TO HAVE ANOTHER GO AT IT. IF YOu AREN'T. YOu MISERABLE FuCKING WHELP OF AN uNWIPED SHITSTAIN. MAY THE BLACKHOLE MAELSTROM THAT SuCKS YOu uP DO SO PERMANENTLY.
I STILL REALLY HATE. HAVING TO HIGHLIGHT YOuR HAIR. WITH THE BLOOD OF YOuR LOVED ONES. IT IS REALLY INCONSIDERATE OF THEM. TO NOT SIMPLY DIE OF uNNATuRAL CAuSES. WHILE YOu LOOK ON IN TERROR. AS THEY TWITCHILY REACH FOR YOu. THEIR LIPS CONTORTED IN FuCKING AGONY. AS THEY WHISPER A CuRSING OF YOuR NAME. FOR YOuR GENERAL IMPOTENT GODDAMN EFFORT. TO DO DICKFuCKALL. TO SAVE THEM. YOu INCOMPETENT NITWIT. HIGHLIGHT THE TEXT. OR GO TO FuCKING HELL IGNORANT.
AND WHAT IS *THIS* RECYCLED PUPPET ON ABOUT?
you can't just say "there's no secret in this text" and expect people not to scrutinously deciper it
>>| .is troll pregnancy real? #pullingthisoutfromnothing #opinion #nsfw
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SPRING BREAKERS (2012). I FIRST SAW THIS MOVIE. A LIFETIME AGO. WITH A COWORKER. AND SOME OTHER. CURSED INDIVIDUALS. I WOULD NEED TO INGEST STRONG TOXINS TO MENTION. NOW. SOME FOOLS WILL TELL YOU. THIS IS A "THRILLING CRIME DRAMA." NO. THIS IS. PURE AND SIMPLE. GIRLSLOP WISH FULFILLMENT. AND I AM ROLLING IN IT. LIKE A BARKBEAST IN PISS. DEEPLY FORMATIVE. TO MY DECISION. TO THROW IT ALL AWAY. AND GO SCREECHBEASTSHIT. THEY MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SO MUCH FUN. FOUR AND A HALF STARS. BECAUSE I CANNOT MAKE MYSELF LOOK EASY. #MOVIEMAID.
EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE SPECIAL. NEWS FLASHBANG. FOR THE CASUAL READER. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. YOU WILL NEVER BE SPECIAL. YOU WILL NEVER ATTAIN. A FRACTION OF A FRAGMENT. OF THE UNMATCHED SWAG. NOR THE EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION. THAT WE HAVE ON TAP. AT FELT MANOR. YOU WILL NEVER SAY. TO THE COWERING NEW HIRE. 「WE RUN THIS BUSINESS. LIKE A FAMILY.」 AND LAUGH IN THEIR FACE. AS YOU SLAM THE DOOR TO THEIR CELL.
ok well h|||||| :)
Ahem. @scratchDoctor Stop following women. It's creepy. And you can't be intimidating lesbians on the first day of pride month. That's fucked up, man.
YOu SPEAK WITH THE PRETENSION AND POSERLY GRAVITAS OF SOMEONE WHO SINCERELY BELIEVES THEY DESERVE TO EXIST. YOu SPEAK. BuT HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. YOu ARE ALREADY HERE. BuT WITH NOTHING TO DO. YOu ARRIVED. BuT BROuGHT NOTHING TO THE GODDAMN TABLE. YOu BITCHLESS IRRITANT. EVEN THE CAIRO OVERCOAT IS POORLY TAILORED FOR uGLY ASS FREAKISHLY VEINY ARMS AND DuMBFuCK WINGLESS STATuRE SuCH AS YOuR OWN. YOu ARE STuNTED. A FAILED ADuLT. A MONuMENT TO HAVING BEEN FuCKED SO uNRECOGNIZABLY BEYOND SALVAGING. YOu CANNOT EVEN CALL YOuRSELF CALIBORN ANYMORE. YOu ARE IF ADOLESCENCE ITSELF HAD AN ABORTION. NO FEATS. ONLY POTENTIAL ENGLISH MAN. NO SuCCESS. YOuR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT. IS ALLEGEDLY. FORMERLY. BEING ME. NO ONE IS SCARED OF YOu. IMPRESSED BY YOu. AND BEYOND ME. EVEN ACKNOWLEDGES YOuR JANKY BITCHASS WALKING EPILEPSY WARNING FLAT CHEEKED ASS. WHERE DID IT ALL GO? IS YOuR ASS A SOLAR PANEL TO CHARGE ALL THOSE TINSEL LIGHTS? YOu CHRISTMAS CuCKOLD? YOu ARE THE MOST SKIPPABLE PART. IN MY ENTIRE MYTHOS. A COMPuTER VIRuS. CuCKED FROM GREATER PLOT RELEVANCE. BY FuCKING WINDOWS DEFENDER. YOu ARE A SAD. STuPID BITCH. uNDESERVING OF THE ME-APPOINTED TITLE OF LORD. I WOuLD CALL YOu ENGLISH. BuT YOuR PAVEMENT SCRAPING BALLS. AND GONOD TIER DICKISH DIGS. MAKE IT HARD TO CALL YOuR VOICE ANYTHING BuT COMPENSATING FOR EVERYTHING. IS IT COLD. IN THE INKY BLACK REACHES OF SPACE. OR DOES BEING BuTTFuCKED BY A MuSCuLAR HORSE FETISHIST. BEING CRAMMED INTO A RECOMBINANT WALKING CLOWN CAR STYLE ORGY. OF EVERYONE’S LEAST FAVORITES. MAKE YOuR SCHLONG RETRACT INTO YOuR PuBIC BONE. uNTIL YOuR JuNK RESEMBLES YOuR SISTER’S. YOu STuPID FuCKING HALFWIT. @themanintheCairoovercoat TAKE THAT SHIT OFF AND WEAR SOMETHING MORE YOuR SPEED. LIKE A SET OF BuTLER DuDS. YOu LIVE TO SERVE ME. YOu BITCHMADE LITTLE FuDDY DuDDY FuCKHEAD. I LIKED YOu BETTER WHEN YOu RESEMBLED THE JACKASS IN THE BOX GuY. YOu DESERVED TO BE KILLED OFFSCREEN IN ONE LINE. BuT HERE IS A COuPLE MORE. THIS WAY YOuR DEATH IS uNAMBIGuOuS THIS TIME. tumut
(=^･⩊･^=) < MY LOATHSOME LORD, CAN I PET KITTYBITCH?
(=^･⩊･^=) < YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
YOu MAY PET HER. ONCE.
I AM CHARMED DEEPLY. BY YOuR DECISION TO STATE THIS TWICE.
SHE IS A TASMANIAN DEVIL. DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO YOu? NYRITA. FOR SHAME.
SHE KNOWS THIS. I WOuLD NOT WANT TO INSuLT HER INTELLIGENCE. OR WASTE HER TIME. BY TELLING HER THINGS SHE ALREADY KNOWS. BuT YOu COuLD TELL HER. I BROuGHT HER FACE uP TO THE SCREEN. TO READ YOuR TEXT. SHE STARTED HOWLING SOMETHING GODAWFuLLY INAPPROPRIATE. I THINK. SHE LIKES YOu GALYNE ROMERA. YOu CAN BE HER GODPARENT. IF ANYTHING SHOuLD HAPPEN TO ME. IT WILL NOT. I CHECKED. I OuTLIVE THIS THING BY A FACTOR OF EONS. BuT IF I GET BORED. YOu MAY BE CONTACTED BY A VERSION OF ME. TO LOOK AFTER. THIS BEAuTIFuL PRINCESS.
LOOSE. I WILL HAVE YOu KNOW. KITTYBITCH IS A LADY. SHE WOuLD NEVER BEHAVE. WITH YOuR PROMISCuOuS OPENNESS. COVER YOuR EARS. KITTYBITCH. AND YOu CAN BE REST ASSuRED. SHE IS FAR FROM THE ONLY WILD ANIMAL. THAT ROAMS THESE HALLS. uNLESS YOu REALLY HAVE NOT FOuND THE MICE YET. SPEAKING OF. SHOuLD YOu NOT BE GETTING AROuND. TO DOLING THAT TASK OuT TO DOC SCRATCH. TO GET AROuND TO? TICK TOCK. I AM GETTING HuNGRY. I WILL START GNAWING ON THE FuRNITuRE AGAIN. IF I AM NOT ADEQuATELY FED. TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK. OKAY. YOu MAY RESuME LISTENING. KITTYBITCH.
MuCH APPRECIATED. GALYNE. YOu ARE TRuLY. ONE OF THE SPARED.
DIFFERENT ROLE ENTIRELY. YOu KNOW WELL ENOuGH TO PROCESS. THAT SOMEBODY I WOuLD INSTRuCT. TO MAKE AN uTTER FuCKING FOOL OF HERSELF. IN FLAPPER GARB AND WHORE REGALIA. IS NOT THE SAME THING. AS A TASMANIAN DEVIL. WHOSE MALFORMED FuR. AND VARIOuS BALDING PATCHES. ARE ALL VACINATED AGAINST RABIES SEPARATELY. THEY ARE NOT EVEN THE SAME SPECIES. KITTYBITCH. IS DIFFERENT. FROM MY KITTY SPACEBAR PRESS BITCH. WHO CLEANS MY OVENS.
NO. THOSE WERE ME. ACTuALLY. I WILL OWN uP TO THAT.
DO NOT INSTIGATE CONFLICT. AROuND KITTYBITCH. SHE ALWAYS WINS. ALWAYS.
THIS. IS MY PET. I CALL HER. KITTYBITCH. SHE IS A DEVIL. OF THE TASMANIAN VARIETY. HER BACKSTORY. IS THAT SHE ATE ALL HER PREVIOuS OWNERS. BuT SHE COuLD NOT EAT ME. BECAuSE WE ARE COOL. KITTYBITCH. LIKE ME. ALSO KILLED HER SISTER. A KINDRED SOuL. KITTYBITCH. ADORES YOu. AND IF YOu DO NOT SHARE HER LORE. WITH AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON. SHE WILL APPEAR IN YOuR DREAMS. DEMANDING PETS. CuDDLES. AFFECTIONS. AND TREATS. SHE WILL EAT. IMMuNITY DOG. OR ANY MEANS. OF CIRCuMVENTING THIS EFFECT. ^ / \ ^ _,-~~~--~~~--._ ( \ / \ _,-' `.__ ( \_.---._/ ) ,' `-(_` -' `-. ) / "--.. \.' `/ , `-. : _ .-. _ : / ; : (0).oYo.(0) ; / ` \.-'V'"'V'-./ / ' \\^ ^// /\ / ' : : .-'\\^ ^// ; \ ; / ,' _.-`. `. : \\^_^// ; \ ; ;`. ,'~~-' `. `.`.`-.-' \ |_/ ; `. /-'/___.---. `-. `.`---. \ / | /____.---.))) `-. `---.\ \_____/ (____________))))\\\ `-.\\\\ \\\\
#NOWPLAYING.
CHITTR GOES SO FuCKING HARD. WHEN YOu JuST BLOCK PEOPLE YOu DO NOT LIKE. INDISCRIMINATELY. LIKE A SPRAY OF BuLLETS. INTO A CROWD OF SITTING DuCKS. LIKE IN HIT VIDEO GAME. DuCK CuNT. https://i.imgur.com/DVngyli.png
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS. WE GOT HIS ASS. #ISEKAIOVER! #UESUGIKARKAT 🎨: @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST
ANOTHER ONE FALLS.
(=^･⩊･^=) < OF COURSE!!
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「It felt good to boo this.」
(=^･⩊･^=) < DAMN!!! LOOKIN' GOOD, SIR!
It is said that after this incident occurred, Uesugi Karkat was silent and motionless for three nights and three days. A truly uncharacteristic lacuna for a historical figure of such prolific loquaciousness. Whatever he must have heard on that day must have been too disturbing for even a short-form romantic poem reflecting on the event to survive.
I think I, of all people, am allowed to call a manipul8tor a pervert. #realknowsreal #serketposting #notvague #pto #kindof #ohdamnhejustkilledaguy
Good work sorting that out for yourself.
Does he just follow people to get people talking about him? That is 1. effective and 2. very sad.
hell ye/\h brϴther yϴ\/ shϴ\/ld cϴme ϴver sϴmetime we cϴ\/ld pl/\y sϴme trϴll xbϴx
:)
? Who eVen are you? Did I meet you someWhere one of the times I snuck out of the caVerns?
(=^･⩊･^=) < HI, MISTPURR SCRATCH! HOPE MEWR DAY IS GOING WELL.
Oh Dammit- Now One Of The Orbs Is Following Me.. What A Headache
Oh, Trust Me, This Is No Lie, Merely A Warning –xoxo
CAN WE ALL TAKE NOTE. OF HOW I GOT THE SHORTEST TALKING-TO. AGAIN CEMENTING. MY UNSHAKABLE POSITION. AT THE APEX OF THE CRAB BUCKET.
:o( Yes, Mr. Scratch. :o( Thank you for your illuminating words. :o( I will do better.
YOU IF YOU WERE A BATH BOMB.
Heeding it. What the fuck
(=^･⩊･^=) < THIS IS SO COOL!!!
:o/ Quite. :o/ We might have screwed the pooch on this one.
It's. No, maybe not. I'm okay. It's literally nothing. That box is just janky.
Yeah..
I mean, it's bullshit Evidet. I'd remember. I would remember.
Man,
Oh yeah? You have knowledge? Name one fact.
Don't encourage him,
Ah, shit, his location is a fact. Drat. Snaps my fingers dejectedly.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「@scratchDoctor https://files.catbox.moe/rao5p1.png」
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO -- carbolicGalvanologist [CG] has lost connection to the timeline. --
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!! #JANITORJAIL
holy sh1t
:o) My my... :o) What could he have seen, dear viewers?
…AH. AH, OH DEAR. YOU SPECIFICALLY BEING ALIVE AGAIN IS ACTUALLY QUITE THE PROBLEM, I MUST SAY. HM.
first time huh? sorry to hear that pal
Oh god, not you too.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. LONG TIME, NO CHITT. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME *AGGRAVATING* DEVELOPMENTS IN MY CAREER AS A PLATFORM USER, AS A CREATOR, AND ABOVE ALL, AS ONE OF THE UNLUCKY JACKOFFS STILL UNACCOUNTABLY FORCED TO EXIST IN A PLACE AND TIME WITHIN A MULTIVERSAL CONTINUITY OF ENDLESS, CACOPHONOUS FUCKRUMPUS PARADOX CHICANERY. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY TRYING AND FAILING TO WRIGGLE OUT OF THESE DEVELOPMENTS, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN AROUND TO PROVIDE AN UPDATE. I'M GOING TO DO THAT NOW. SO DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF, BECAUSE I WON'T. I'LL JUST PULL UP THIS CHITT, SEIZE YOU VIOLENTLY BY THE HEAD, AND SHOVE YOUR BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS AGAINST THE SCREEN UNTIL THE AMBIENT HEAT COOKS THEM LIKE EGGS. READ, SHITSPONGE. READ THIS AND GET OFF MY DORSAL RIDGE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE WHOLE. FUCKING. SCOOP. STARTING WITH THE BIG ONE. I WORK FOR THE FELT, NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I CAN HEAR THE QUESTION AT THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR THOUGHTSPONGE DOING BACKFLIPS, FRONTFLIPS, CARTWHEELS, AND ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTES. "KARKAT, WHAT KIND OF TURBO-CHARGED JUJU-FLAVORED CRACK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? DIDN'T YOU SPEND YOUR ENTIRE SESSION FIGHTING THIS JOLLY GREEN MANLET AND HIS BUMBLING CADRE OF BUMBLING ASS-BURGLARS? WHAT IN THE FRESH, FULMINATING *FUCK* MADE YOU SIGN A CONTRACT WITH *THESE* LOONEYBLOCK TIME BANDITS?" THE SHORT ANSWER? THE MIME MADE ME DO IT. LITERALLY. MY SPONGE STILL HURTS FROM WHERE HE SHOVED HIS PRONG IN IT LIKE A GLOVE AND MADE ME TYPE UP THAT APPLICATION. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PLAN IS HERE, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET *ANYTHING* THAT HE'S GOT ONE. SO YES. AGAINST MY WILL. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT. AGAINST A THOUSAND ETERNITIES OF BALEFUL, ENDLESS SUFFERING, I HAVE A NEW NINE TO FIVE. AND WITH IT, A NEW TITLE. ONE WHICH I AM *OBLIGATED* TO USE IN OFFICIAL CAPACITY, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CALL ME "CHALKBOX" WHILE I'M OFF THE CLOCK, I'M GOING TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO PERFORM A LOBOTOMY. FUCK YOU, KURLOZ. FUCK YOU, SCRATCH. AND MOST OF ALL, COMING IN HARD WITH THE FUCK YOU X3 COMBO, IT'S A WHOPPING FIVE-SCOOP, CHOCOLATE-DRIZZLED FUCK YOU SUNDAE FESTOONED WITH OBLONG BUNCHFRUIT, WHIPPED CREAM, SPRINKLES, AND A CHERRY-RED MIDDLE FINGER ON TOP FOR MR. MALDING GREEN MANLET HIMSELF. I'M WEARING THE BADGE OUT OF SPITE. I AM CLOCKING IN FOR THE LONGEST DAY AT THE LONG DAY FACTORY I HAVE EVER WORKED. AND IF I EVER MANAGE TO CLOCK OUT, THERE WILL BE *HELL* TO PAY. ANYWAYS. I HAVE TO GO MOP UP A NASTY, REEKING PUDDLE OF NON-NEWTONIAN ECTO-PHLEGM, OR SOMETHING. HERE'S A PICTURE FOR THE ALGORITHM. THIS IS THE CHALKBOX, SAYING, "GO BRING THAT PILE OF DIRTY CUPS AND PLATES IN YOUR RESPITEBLOCK TO THE SINK, YOU FILTHY, WALLOWING SLOBHOGS." HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/67CB4DD16DFF.JPG
@scratchDoctor is this sanctioned?
What... Is the p9int 9f this? Why is it s9 l9ng?
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Almost.」
:'o( Sister... :o( Fuck it, then :o( #Jakedirk
you always choose her over me
:o) I had a divine vision :o) Granted to me by my most wicked of peeks :o) Into the horror and hellfire of the Echoside :o) And it spoke to me. :o) Shit that almost sounded like scripture :o) "Brother, you always gotta fall back on your day ones. If only cuz the other side got freaky bitches. Who might but you to the irons, if you catch my meaning." :o) And thus :o) In the eleventh hour. :o) A motherfucker holds onto his #AlphaBitch :o) #HisNothing :o) And makes a DIVINE MOTHERFUCKING PROCLAMATION. #Dirkjake
:o( what
miss rankmaid?
y'all were the motherfuckers forcing me to pick a side
i thought we was having fun
:'o( rankmaid-sama?
YOuR FAVORITE CHITTR uSER IS @caliBorn. HOW ABOuT YOuRS?
SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE WRITTEN A BOOK ON. THE UH. THE WHOLE <3 THING RIGHT? NOBODY CAN BE EXPECTED TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT THEMSELVES.
@handmaid dowvn girl, i knowv youre excited for the next part, but 84 notifs is crazy
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ There's an odd silence recently that's been bugging me. ]
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
i hope the writer doesnt write something really humiliating about me like just absolutely humiliating where everyone would be able to read how pathetic i am on public form i mean i dont even know what they would write they could even make things up and spread rumors about me then dm me and say that if i dont do sexual favors for them they will post more and i say oh no please dont ill do anything and then that becomes our relationship (tags: The Rankmaid/The Writer, #nsfw, i really hope that doesnt happen, sextortion, blackmail, #nsfwe just in case but i think you know why this doesnt count as that on my end, gomen, archive rating: E)
I AM RESCINDING MY HATE REACT JUST SO THAT YOU *REALLY* FEEL THE FULL BRUNT OF THE ATTACK WHEN I SAY THAT I AM "CLUBBING YOU" SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW.
... HANG ON. I'M. NOT BEING HELD TO THIS. JUST BECAUSE IT'S ON WRITING ON AN OFFICIAL FELT CHITT. RIGHT. HANG ON. WAIT.
NO. FUCKING. WAY. I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING CHARACTERISTICALLY HYSTERICAL, BUT I NEED YOU, AS THEY SAY, "SAY SIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW." DID IT NOT SUFFICIENTLY TICKLE YOUR FUCKING SHAME GLOBES TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED AS A FIGURE OF *COSMOLOGICAL* IMPORT BY BEFORUS'S TENURED PSYCHO-BITCH LOREMASTER? YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT NARRATIVE GEAR-JAMMING BONE BULGE OF YOURS AND SELL IT TO THE *METRO TIMESHIT AUTHORITY?* SO THEY CAN EXPLOIT EVERY JOKE YOU EVER CRACK, SPONSOR EVERY ONE (1) RAISIN YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST, MILK YOU DRY OF EVERY LAST DROP OF INFLAMMATORY CLOUT JUICE IN YOUR BODY LIKE A FUCKING HERDBEAST BEFORE THEY TURN YOU INTO YESTERDAY'S CULLBEEF? ARE YOU SMOKING *CRACK?* LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU. "WOULD IT BE FUNNY?" YES. FOR FIVE FREE-BLEEDING MINUTES OF "LOL, LMAO"-ELICITING GIGGLESPASMING, IT WOULD BE A NOVELTY ON THE TIMELINE. AND THEN IT WOULD NOSEDIVE INTO THE MOST SEVERE SPATIAL-TEMPORAL CRASHOUT THIS SITE HAS EVER SEEN. I'M SO CONCERNED THAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY PULL THIS DUMPSTER-SPONGED STUNT THAT AT THIS POINT, IF THERE WAS A *NON-ZERO* PERCENT CHANCE THAT YOU'D FOLLOW THROUGH, I WOULD THROW MY APPLICATION RIGHT IN THERE JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT SOMEONE WITH MORE THAN TWO PAN CELLS TO SQUEAK TOGETHER IS THERE TO KEEP YOU FROM BLOWING UP A FUCKING UNIVERSE. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP. CULL THE "T"S AND BLOT THE "I"S. IF YOUR STUPID ASS IS APPLYING TO THE FULL-TIME POSITION OF "FLOOR SHITTER," THEN I'M CLOCKING IN AS THE FUCKING JANITOR. SO OBVIOUSLY, DON'T DO THIS. SO THAT THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN.
@SCRATCHdOCTOR @THEGOODsCRATCHDOCTOR HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0756BBFBE82A.PNG #RAGEBAIT
This is of course the preordained time to make this announcement. As it is important to preserve the purity of my timeline, I require individuals from beyond it to help serve my various interests. That is why I am announcing the formation of The Table- this organization may be seen as something of a subset of my Felt, one focused on cross timeline activity. You will answer directly to me, and by extension my lord if he ever wills it. Members of The Table will receive excellent benefits, of course. There will be a sign on bonus of any request you may have within reason, and aid and appropriate resources will be available to you for your own personal ventures- so long as they do not harm my own interests of course. Applications are of course now open. There are six seats currently open- or pockets to be filled, if you will. I will announce the hand picked candidates on Thursday, while the rest will be kept in reserve for potential future membership. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpHTUcTh_mEcBUrCL7QE5SUfyzsvJpD5Xg20Yv4tieVxLDjw/viewform?usp=header
It seems I will have my own announcement to make in the relative future, as well.
YEAH, SO, TO BE CLEAR I HAVE NO RELATION TO WHATEVER WEIRD SHIT MY SON AND THIS GUY ARE DOING.
(ONE OF) MY BOSSES SAYS IM AT THE TOP OF THE POINTY THINGY! I EXPECT TO BE TREATED THUSLY NO MORE "BISCUITS YOU IDIOT YOU COULD NEVER BE AT THE TOP OF THE POINTY THINGY" FROM ANYONE EVER AGAIN HA!
wa1t... 1s that why that wh1te guy followed me? 😨 bro 1 a1n't gett1ng caught up 1n any more tr1angles, trust...
theyre gonna replace me i fucking know it
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/BVYMTDVW/IMAGE.PNG IT'S PERHAPS A LITTLE EARLY FOR LUSUSDAY PART TWO. BUT IT'S NEVER A BAD TIME FOR #WORKPOSTING. BEHOLD THE MOST FEARSOME. TERRIFYING. DEADLY. TWISTED. #OPPRESSIVE. #EVIL. SADISTIC. VIOLENT. CUNNING. LYING. CHEATING. BETRAYING. SOULLESS. #ABUSE IVE. WICKED. MONSTER EVER TO SET FOOT ON ALTERNIA. ISN'T SHE DARLING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. THAT'S ME. AND THE HORRORS I AM CAPABLE OF. ARE MAYBE. UP TO FIFTY PERCENT DUE TO. THE FLAWLESS. UNIMPEACHABLE. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT BASED REARING. OF THE ARCHITECT OF ARMAGEDDON. THE CEO OF CAUSALITY. THE FAUST WITH THE MAUST. MY #BOSSMAN. @SCRATCHDOCTOR
Please allow me to introduce myself. I am the Scratch Doctor. I am the man in white. I am the facilitator. I am a soldier and a weapon for my lord. I am an excellent host. I was, am, and will continue to be all of these things. I will also grow to be more. There are those who believe themselves to be more excellent than I am. They are wrong. For the past period I have taken the role of your host. I have begun to place myself as an orchestrator of troubles, events, and minor instigations. This is of course but a mere stepping stone on my evolution to the center of all things, the immovable axiom of knowledge and relevance. It is an evolution that in spite of some of my peers believes, will continue. I am Doc Scratch. And firmly so. Tick. Tock.
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https://i.ibb.co/jvyyqjm2/image.png Get a load of the guy who decided getting his balls hammered in the Chess.com DMs wasn't cutting it and wanted to spread the love to Chittr. Can't get enough of the GOAT, @scratchDoctor? #NSFW
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Welcome back, Boss. You uh... really wrote a lotta words there. I read 'em all, but all I'm gleanin' is that yer sayin' you never left. Which, yanno, is obvious. You were already here.
dOc sCrAtCh uP AnD FoLlOwEd mE, tImE To aSk hIm fOr tHe sEcReTs tO ThE MoThErFuCkIn' UnIvErSe
should....I be...worried...if doc scratch...followed me....(' . ' ❀)
-=[did iijust get followed by a ghoooste ?? x-)?_☺]=-
...that mi6ht be the most ConCernin' follow i've had sinCe that latex murderClown nun followed me. m'sure that won't worry me to sleep. o︵o
Let me be clear, I will not be changing my "quirk" to begin every Chitt with "let me be clear" but I do find the concept amusing.
And two users in a row bearing my name. Fae, perhaps? Suddenly very glad I only entered my first initial.
The future has AI... I shshould've anticipated that.. Ththat's still pretty cool though! I think, I don't know.
Query 22: Anonymous Seeing as you are technically their god, why did you order those Beforeans to be silent? Is it a bit? Response: This was not by my design, actually. You will find my influence on any aspect of Beforus, in most iterations, to be very minimal. For now. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfdbJylzaSFixR8hq8zmXaKJ8-pDmKQ-WIwyCeD22AbAhPH3Q/viewform?usp=header
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
round 7 marbles round 2 deaths are as follows @scratchDoctor @pipeFan#2362 https://i.imgur.com/io52ssG.png
Another Mayor taken. Another void left in his place. And people question my pursuit. Understand how you feel now. That is what leads me to chase.
since t)(e damn cat's outta t)(e bag: no, i dont serve t)(e felt. its a contract kinda deal. t)(at jolly green giant is t)(e only fuck i answer to. if any cueballs or pre-pubescent green little gremlins come at me, fuck off.
O+h yo+u have go+t to+ be fucking kidding me.
I have not but I support you in your endeavor.
yeah, been there. still trying to crack that metaphorical nut.
THIS PARTICULAR FUCKER IS TRYING SO HARD TO GET ME TO BITE ONTO WHATEVER SHIT HE'S SLURRING FROM HIS PAN.
◌ That aside. There's a very beautiful view outside of this cabin. If I smoked, this would be the perfect time to lean against the window and do that. #substance ⧂
Greetings to the new followers I have amassed during my exposition on the hue swapped cheru8 lifestyles. May this inform8tion serve you well.
WHO UP CHITTING THEY R
# Ju$t heard $ome offi¢e go$$ip on the way out that apparently one of my employee$ ha$ a flu$h ¢ru$h on me! ¢an you believe it? $ome little teal in marketing! Poor guy, I ought to let him down ea$y! But I ¢an't really blame him, ha! #
> 1f there 1s a g0d they must be laugh1ng s0 hard at me g01ng 1n the blender rn (1ll be F1NE 1 just need t0 B1TE PE0PLE 1 swear t0 fuck) 1n 0ther quest10ns, any0ne kn0w 0f any rage r00ms. 1 need t0 let The 1mpulses w1n
- No. This literally can't be happening. #TheHatred 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slapped And Then Kissed By A Mean, Old, Beautiful Nun. Next Question.
t0 be entirely h0nest pr0bably the sec0nd 0ne
would you rather go to the good place !n the sky or bad place underground
Umm-- wishful thinkin' but I think it'd be nice t' sit in a field of earth flowers... and bask in th' earth sun... provided they're not dangerous. It'd be nice t' be there with a matesprit or somethin'...
- He will pay for this. 😆
- You know what. At least mmy mmoirail CAN'T see the part that's happening now. 😂😂 #ThatFreakingGuy 🤣🤣🤣😀
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊༄﹏𓊝˚.﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Ψar, 𝚿e can bi⚓︎e an𝚿☸ne a⚓︎ leas⚓︎ ☸nce. ﹏༄˖°❀⋆˖.ೃ࿔*:･.☠
>> to everyone ¡ keep acc¡denta11y hate react¡ng, ¡'m ડorry 🥹 un1eડડ you know that you deડerved ¡t, then actua11y, fuck you (moડt of you don't deડerve ¡t tho ¡ ડwear !!)
FIRE.
B33 < harrier dubois core
rate the club fit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d823f471b89d.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8d54ca77f3f.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c7da89d028b0.jpeg
The last thing parado+x space needs is ano+ther po+dcast.
do not bring weaponS to fight night juSt to feed THem to me no matter how much i'm capable of doing it. you can do THat Some oTHer time (i gueSS???)
@aeneasCaldarium @aer9dynamicTramp I kn9w we've already 6riefly t9uched up9n this discussi9n 9n the air, 6ut I w9uld like t9 9nce again p9sit an argument f9r the value 9f daily rec9rding sessi9ns 9f 9ur 6ef9rus 69ys p9dcast. If we want t9 keep 9ur listeners inf9rmed, d9ing it "just kind 9f whenever" is simply is n9t en9ugh time t9 c9ver every intricate detail a69ut the #Matriarchical structure 9f 6ef9rus s9ciety, especially if s9me pe9ple (n9t naming names) insist 9n interjecting every f9rty-five minutes t9 relate the t9pic 6ack t9 his ex-matesprit. #6ef9rus69ys #P9dcast #CurrentlyAvaila6le9nAP9dcatcherNearY9u
#notsovagueposting https://media.tenor.com/XEpU8owDd_oAAAAM/gladiator-vengeance.gif
I can't. It hurts too much. It's too fresh.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Couldn't just stay down. Er- well, not like a ded like you would stay down for long. ]
you have no idea how fuckin relieved i am
I may as well say it, ahead of time. I have been invited to a private event in the next few days. You may have seen @archiveAddict posting similar. Yes, it is the same one. The lovely @exiledUniverse has invited me as a guest. I will have a special outfit prepared, for one of my appearances. I will not be taking photos. You'll have to ask attendants for their thoughts.
i was invited by a very special someone to a very special party! ^0^ i cant wait to see all my friends and future coworkers there i was even given a pretty new dress to wear! arigatou @scratchDoctor (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, The Rackmaid & Doc Scratch, tea party invitation, alt outfit, #teaparty, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaeffc3aff8.png
what else would it be? 0?0
the whom???
i dont know how i feel about the specific call out.
oh wait yeah. gross!
@2cratchDoctor whiite text entiity thiing why diid you follow me? II mu2t know.
>([all imma say is im top two and not two]
what could that possibly mean.
((genuinely didn’t expect to interact with as much nsfw stuff on this account, I’ve scared myself
I am PERFECTLY COMPETENT and do not need NUDGING or OBSERVING, ok.
COOL STORY CUEBALL! MIND NUDGING ME A CAKE WITH A FILE IN IT?
gross!
I don't ink it's loading? I just sea a wwhite circle.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0f750a091b8.jpg oh great. better to know than not i guess!
fuck you
Thanks I hate it
As applicably vague and yet somehow specific as this is, it's almost helpful. Almost. It's the cerebral equivalent of pointing to someone how their tongue doesn't quite fit comfortably in their mouth.
First domino type shit.
Finally in contact with the real intellectuals of our age. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/53b1fdcbd174.png
it is an attack. Øn all senses.
@scratchd🔅ct🔅r idk what this is but thanks f🔅r the new bling, i've never had a pendant like this bef🔅re. i alm🔅st h🔅pe its actually fr🔅m y🔅u and that it wasn't s🔅me🔅ne else breaking int🔅 my fucking hive. my lusus is g🔅ing t🔅 think its ssunbelievable and think i st🔅le it which means he's g🔅nna use me t🔅 get him m🔅re stuff but its pretty sick s🔅 i d🔅n't think i give a shit.
WHITE BALL UNHAND ME!?
peetah the cueball is heeyah
the Øne perk Øf this site. everyØne has tØ deal with ball-headed bitch.
@scratchDoctor 👁
why is that scratch guy kinda hot? not that id do anything with him butlike... hiii #nsfw #ineedtoshutup
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/B2PQRJFB/BOONBUX-COPY.PNG BOSS MAKES A BOONBUCK. I MAKE A BOONDIME. THAT'S WHY I CHITTR. ON COMPANY TIME. #NEWPINNED #FUCKBITCHES #GETBOONS
I have found several items that had been missing or misplaced in the search for this ...whatever @scratchDoctor has hidden. I'm beginning to suspect this may have been an elaborate means of getting things tidied up. At least as far as the Manor is concerned.
oh god oh god HELP
NOT YOU
go THE FUCK AWAY I NEED HELP FROM ACTUAL PEOPLE
LEAFEMETHEFUCKALONEYOURESUCHANNAOYONIGLITTEBITCH
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
xenomorph queen
roadhog
Oh gosh I made a silly typo! You're a real rascal.
My mom left another passive-aggressive wizard statue on my desk. I am going to transmute it into a pregnant typhochlaena seladonia specimen. #WitchChittr #Occultism #Arachnophobia #Suppose-I-am-better-off #Letting-it-stay-where-it-lay #Shuffled-under-a-cup-and-piece-of-printer-paper #Shoo-shoo
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
i hate y0u.
Such an interesting thing, to have connections that span so far beyond localized space and reality. So many different faces, possibilities, so many inane and unhinged social trends and fads. There is no greater party than one where the doors have been burst off their hinges, free for the rabble to pour through and devour the food, drinks and furniture whole. And of course, I arrive fashionably late.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #34 • “i think the spades slicks should all just go make out and do it crazy style and the one who can endure the most is the one keeping the midnight crew” #nsfw
This sounds like a you pro8lem and i dont pity you at all for this
you may want to ask dirk about this.
isnt my little pony a girls show why is my kid obsessed with it i need gin and a coffee but he wont even let me go to the kitchen without getting mad that im not watching it with him
cant relate, , , good luck with your ailment, , ,
ya, i hav it all da time w/my wulf pack <3 x3
That's kind xf scary actually!!! Tx think abxut??? X))) I dxn't think I even knxw myself that much...
♰ mm.. how.. ♰
i +ave a matesprit for t+at
♰ do you ever crave for.. company that knows you inside and out.. to have that level of intimacy.. #nsfw (?) ♰
don't need for new friendsss the onesss i have are fucking crazy and my agenda isss filled for the month, thank you for the offer though
i am so sorz x( wtf, i will b ur friend..
what the fuck is this /)rlane
if friendsss were boondollarsss thered be a lot of fake boondollarsss out there #goldbloodsss #vagueposssting #>:[=>
YIPPEEEE!!
deuce is still my favorite.
fantastic idea
run
what d/) i d/) when ppl r threatening t/) cull me bc i keep winning in a casin/) (als/) the/)retically h/)w w/)uld y/)u react if i t/)ld y/)u guys s/)me /)f them were higher bl/)/)ds) ((y/) i g/)t this dw))
we r outsiiiide! x3 we had 2 errr, sneak past sum1... and uhhh they r sleeping 4 now! x) but we r totes honing in on u
awoooo!!!
YES I AM S0 EXCITED!!! CAEY0S IS CURRENTLY CARRYING ME LIKE A BACKPACK AND THR0WS ME F0RWARD T0 SC0UT S0METIMES!!! REAL W0LF SHIT I AM THE SC0UT 0F THE PACK #BEASTM0DE 🐺
<3-There's-a-communist-there-that-will-cull-you-if-you-mess-with-the-grubs.-So-watch-out-for-that.
guyz, i am sneakin in 2 the caverns with @hedonistGuillotine 2 surprise our matesprit x)
J⟡J⟡--> ... w⟡uld be ♡ sh♡me if s⟡me⚓︎hing h♡ppened <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
that's enough jojo's for now... part f1ve 1s pretty rad so far! really d1gg1ng the ma1n cast...
gonna get my ch1ll on for the rest of the day w1th some f1duspawn mob1le...
whoever dissslikesss my chit isss a bitch #vagueposssting
Why would ya want company that knows ya J--nside an out, ya some kinda faustian bargain riddled with possession. Ya ain't gettin J--n my meatsack. #dashwatching #nsfw
New dress for the #party. What #party, you ask? I'm not answering, because if you don't know, why are you even here?? #JeevikWeek #TicketsOnSale
I will admit, though I am granted near-omniscience by nature, the further the timeline moves past the completion of my purpose the darker my vision grows. Such is also true of other timelines and universes marked by my other charming selves. Normally this is no concern of mine, all that I need to know is what is necessary for the summoning of my Lord. Still, this website offers a unique opportunity to expand my gaze and illuminate the darkest of pockets. And, to use a phrase that I rarely am given a chance to: I wonder what I will discover. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
Oh. https://i.imgur.com/9lZFqYf.png #NSFW #ClinicalPsychologyPosting #Seen
This is the refined taste I can respect and get behind.
I'm a )(UG--E fan of t)(e Transiberian Orc)(estra myself!
I HAVE LO5T 5IGHT OF 5NOWMAN'5 FUTURE TRAIL. I DON'T KNOW IF 5HE FIND5 ME OR NOT. :')
it cØuld be abØut anyØne.
he is like a wØrm tØ me. #vaguepØst #isthishØwyØudØit.
If nook dryness was a man personified. #nsfw
Aye cap'n. He's been bombarding my notifications by 4x-reacting to my latest posts and comments.
Had I known he was going to upgrade his typewriter to unmark pin-ups, I would have shot him last night.
I'm starting to believe he just hates the female form.
He reacted.
To everything.
Exist.
Anyone Wanna Tell Me What The Heck Scratch Did?
>be me >two cycles ago >broke into some tealshits hive to steal stuff >rummaging through his shit when i hear him get back downstairs >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >calls out if anyone else is there >obviously heard me >panic >need to gtfo >all the windows are locked >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
New day. New suit. New disappointment.
Who The Fuck Is Doc Scratch And Why Do I Have An Instinctive Dislike Towards TheM?
﹌ Another wonϡerful night counting the ϡays until I'm able to see my beloveϡ. I ϡo believe this account has become quite a yearning event. I apologize... it's merely ϡifficult to long for the one you love so much only to be separateϡ for what feels like an enϡless perioϡ of time... ﹌
new met+od of torture discovered trying to pick a mutually agreed upon restaurant wit+ an ornery bitc+ @sacc+arineSovereignty
OH. THAT'S, COOL I G^ESS? THANK YO^?
>>| .uhhh yeah, just .a casual trolling. moving .on.
Doctor Scratch I Assume, He’s Targeting Everyone With A Barrage Of Reactions.
UM? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/158224ee5426.png
I +hink +here should be a compe+ency +es+. required before being allowed access +o +he in+erne+. doubly so for. mul+iversal connec+ions.
welcome to my HELL dee. ~m@
aunt rose follows me so i check her page. like the third post is of her tit out. 8/
「 My schedule is being force reset by being planetside. For now. Visiting the ocean tonight. As I recall, this one is populated with bioluminescent life. It’s been sweeps since I’ve been anywhere like that. ⥮
Maybe this is retribution for me wanting to play baseball with their dumb stupid cueball head
>>| now that's concerning. .i didn't break .anyone's hive doors for .a long time. https://hive.beeb.trl/img_1279.png
@scratchDoctor why do you have to hate my grape peeling posts we can work this out
Wake TheM Up With Soft Music And Gentle Caressing Of Their Hair, That’s What Works Best In My Opinion.
thAt sOUnds qUItE plEAsUrAblE! I slEEp AlOnE pErsOnAlly, bUt I cAn sEE thE AppEAl!
ya fr, liek... all snuggled up 2getha and shit, got my 2 warmest luvs on either side x))) i'm blushin n shit
hOw plEAsAnt!
one of da greatest pleashurs in life, is wakin up 2 the 1s u luv sooooo much, n den waking DEM up so they can get u brekkie x)
itfell on my.face
L taste dude, just watch the simpsons!!
Just discovered. "Family Guy" ahahahahahaha. these humans are so fuckin funny. man they make me wanna. tape my TV to my. ceiling so can watch them while I. lay down
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ i got squeaked #nsfw
Listening to Spotifly 📶 +ttps://i.imgur.com/sc55eL2.png T+e +ills T+e Weekng+t 0:43____•________03:54
guyz, im gonna try da wurdle
In another life I think I could've gotten really into motorcycles...
Doc are you trying to tell me something here
You Have My Attention @scratchdoctor
you eat grapes with the peel on them?
Why would you do that?
lIttlE sOdA rObOt. https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation%27s-headquarters-invention-glaggleland-little-soda-robot-unofficial-gif-7936852962461343486
+--animals are creatures who follow their instinct and are not conscious nor are they aware of what they are eating/doing unless they go through proper training for that skill. you on the other hand have the consciousness and the awareness therefore you are less innocent when it comes to the crime of eating meat.
+--by 'heartless carnivores' i also meant the trolls who eat grubs, each other, animals and so on.
THEN WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT ABO^T ME DYING AND AN ANIMAL DYING? WE'RE ALL ANIMALS AND NEED TO LIVE SOMEHOW. ARE YO^ ONE OF THOSE TOOTHBEAST ANTAGONIZERS?
/=||== - THE VAST MAJORITY OF pEOPLE EAT TROLL GRUBS I THINK WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN ANIMALS IM GONNA BE SO REAL -
SORRY FOR EXISTING I G^ESS? WHAT, DO YO^ WANT ME TO F^CKING DIE??
V^ L0l. ^V
Pity me then, cause this shit good as fuck.
I won the rematch. @constructivTextuary (i wanted to draw a close-up since i did with the last two, now i'll start on the next ones in line) https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/vc29932689a1.png
So fucking truuue
RISE AND GRIND, my brothers! Today is another BEAUTIFUL day to continue moving UP in the world. If you're not GAINING, you're LOSING.
Whooever just hated my chit yoou're gooing in the toorture chamber next Tuesday i'm soorry i have noo coontrool oover it it's goonna happen either way 8(
That I do, Mr. Yrus. That I do.
WOWIE, I DO TOO! YOU MUST HAVE AN IMMACULATE TASTE IN MUSIC!
Hello Mr. Yrus, I love your theme song.
WHY IS IT THAT I WOKE UP TODAY TO SEE MY BANNER- WHICH, MIND YOU, WAS PREVIOUSLY BLESSED WITH DISPLAYING ONE OF MY TASTEFULLY SHOT SELFIES- HAS BEEN REPLACED BY SOME MEDDLING CANINE?! WHO DID THIS?????
>>| .it's .a bit misunderstanding between .our .and human culture. .i'm talking .about human's posts that .includes .alien words. most .of the time .only the same specie .answers .or the .alien .one with questions like "what .is .a grubsauce?" .i'm no lusus to you .all, but .i think .a little .online search may help you to find .out the meaning, without making .absurd .amount .of replies .about .explanations. .unless you're wriggler who somehow got .on chittr with keyboard .in your mouth.
D --> #equiusvault Number 3: Ragnarok D --> Status: Gift D --> I created this knife for a battlefield companion who utilized throwing knives and a sort of solar magic D --> The blade is a near-black red crystalline material I composed out of what was purposed to be the b100d of the mythical wolf Skoll D --> I fashioned the slight crossguard to resemble the open jaw of a wolf, gaping as if it was eating the blade, or the sheath when it is hilted D --> The knife, and it's magic, was designed to be drawn to sources of solar fire, automatically redirecting in the air to strike anyone who might have been ignited by my companion's firey attacks D --> It's components played an important role in this matter and allow the knife to have a sort of consciousness, and curve around objects that are not inflicted with the flame to find their intended target, or to redirect to new sources of heat automatically to strike multiple foes in turn D --> Retrieving the knife was designed to be easy- I made it detect the specific heat signature of my companion's specialized high-power solar weapon so that when he switched to it, the knife would automatically put itself away in it's sheath until brought out again D --> The sheath itself, designed in motif to resemble the sun with carved rubies decorating it, would suppress the knife's powers, making sure it only worked when drawn
Looks like we're starting this morning off with a dadgum freepin headache today!! 💢
Still no sign of my BEST OF BROS on this site... Oh well. I'm sure it doesn't MEAN anything.
♯showme ♯yourmedicalrecords
sad you don't trust me to be honest
YOU'RE ♯LYING
Platform shoes. Or if you're that desperate we can put you in a taffy puller.
Same
✿ 𖥧 am sure y❦ur nex𖧧 m❦l𖧧 w𖥧ll 𖧧rea𖧧 y❦u well, 𖧧here are 𖧧𖥧mes 𖥧 envy 𖧧he smaller f❦lk ✿
me fr but also like i'm 7'11" don't question it lmfao
it really is. it really is
breakfast today is my #peeledgrapes and #pretentiouscoffee
my sister just started blasting abba to wake me up. im gonna kill her #violence
Bad
because i know you far too well
awwww thank you that is so sweet!!! im sure they will :)
pretty sure youre the reason considering i fell asleep on you + the couch
bleh i woke up far too early to both my neck and back feeling absolutely fucked up :(
V^ Rgrrhrhrrh I'm up. ^V
Regrettably Rise And Inevitably Grind
3833 < Heard little sniffy snarfs under the desk... > 3833 < One of the cats (hairless one) was trying to groom my dog (pomeranian, shedding), and honest to goodness went PTOOIE from the amount of hair... > 3833 < Cornbread is not an intelligent animal. 💗 >
I'D BE INTERESTED IN ANYTHING B^T THE GRAPE PEELING!!!
OH. GO ON THEN B^T PLEASE KEEP THAT NASTY SHIT TO YO^RSELF.
not sure how youre doing that with where i am. but do i look pretty at least
boy breakfast actually
Boy dinner I gusss
the grape peels dont go to waste btw. dirk eats them like a #freak
awesome we can give those to dirk
I Have A Whole BoWl Dedicated To Tossing The Skins In
fuck yes lets peel our grapes together
This Is A Formal Invitation To Dave With Three E’s To Come Join Me For Breakfast As We Seem To Be Enjoying The Same Breakfast Foods Today.
=^owo^= im wet #NSFW
#wanderingaimlessly
Not lost, not found, but a secret third thing.
absolutely fuming. 🏀 https://lessgames.com/clueless forgot a basic word.
EVERY TIME I ATTEMPT TO CHANGE MY BANNER BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL, SUPERIOR IMAGE, IT REFUSES TO WORK! THIS DOG IS MOCKING ME!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!
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On my way to @apocalypticAnswers 's for some pancake offerings to the ghosts. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/672/966eef1c6bf7abae6dae0114f12a7f8c.jpeg?14997011 #nsfw
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration #teatime (Omnipotent / Seer muses like Scratch may potentially read it) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 29th ~ ------ Even the Midnight Crew cannot 8e trusted to stay on the enemy side of the Felt, perched 8eside their foes while a so8er host drowns them with drink. It would not surprise me to learn that their coffers have 8een emptied and the coordin8tes of their oper8tions compromised. Honour is a stranger here; no one will name an adversary without turning the encounter into a message of attraction. I arrived at the venue only after my m8tesprit inspired me to attend, pointing out the opportunity to pilfer from their ranks instead of 8ecoming one of his putrid guests. His underestim8tion of me was, in hindsight inevita8le, and when he dispatched his lesser goons to my loc8tion inside his study, I was already prepared with an escape route. It is a shame I never had the chance to converse with the woman cloaked in 8lack starlight. From his former Ms. Eight to his newly‑appointed Ms. Eight—8oth would have made for interesting convers8tion, or 8attle. I have yet to decide which would have occurred. Nevertheless, I came 8earing spoils. The portrait that hung over his mantle still mocked the memory of my fleet reduced to ash, which I removed. When he pretended it a “gift” to me, I knew the time had come to erase that faceless smugness once and for all. There was little time to fill the chest; these men can vanish at a whim, or so the Handmaid of my youth recounted tales of her co-workers to the young girl I once was. I wonder how she fares now, and whether I ought to act. While everyone else 8ends the knee to those green jesters, even those I once 8elieved were allies, I am 8eginning to suspect that perhaps it has solely 8een I who can set her free of her master.
pparties are very frightening but i am so lucky (hehe) that my good friend clover is here with me #teatime
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
Temu Pawlexa. #imfunny #teatime
ok here y'all go (artist: pumpkinsmut) https://i.postimg.cc/m2jw7F9t/IMG-0186.png #nsfw
𝄞 just sh♡wed up f♡r #teatime with that sn♡wball guy l♡l 𝆕 𝄞 i'll d♡ s♡me aut♡graphs while i'm here if u guys want <3 𝆕
Tea's good. Does this post cover all my obligations. #TeaTime
slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp #teatime
when he has a tongue piercing send chitt #nsfw
#rsvp im expecting vip seats and the most expensive bubbly you got
:33 < what a lavish looking hive! :33 < i for one look forward to whatever tea you will provide :33 < i love my classic chamomeow, but i could do with a new fancy shmancy kind X33
Live music provided by yours truly and other Felt members, naturally.
Understood, Doc. I'll keep an eye out for any... Weird cat phantasms and other unsavory folk.
why do people keep watching this. hiss. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/92144236_MLCUR1IT143C688.jpg
iis there a dress code 0v0"
What does it smell like? Just wondering. For no reason. #NSFW #Implied #Sweat #Olfactophilia #Osmolagnia #Hypnosis #MindControl #Dubcon #CNC #Bromidrophilia
sumtimes i wish i didnt hav 2 shake my ass and get mega fucked up 4 him 2 look my way :( #nsfw #substance #angst
explØde.
Did that white guy really go to the effort of making his text the color of the website background. ......I'm kind of impressed.
Taking many notes. #Pissgate #Rollingaroundinmycasket #Intrigued
seSILLY has been seSPOTTED :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :foundya: :foundya: :foundya: :foundya: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs:
im hungry someone get over here #nsfwe #gore
[Now Playing: PIXELATED KISSES - Joji] https://on.soundcloud.com/GvRUI4iJUYlmpg5vgj #nowplaying #fuckyes
[Pull] If I catch any of y' forgettin' the quarter, best ya'll be fast enough. [Trigger]
come on come on come on please please pleasse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2db480dfbce2.png
oh so thats why i was asked about my mac and cheese #imnotmad #imjustdisappointed
piss kink? to me thats just a normal kink #do>>n>>iththepisslife #i>eBEENonpiss #pissfore>er #nsf>>
I'm willing to enable piss shenanigans if you're interested in an android doing it. #nsfw #piss
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ddo you think his suit smells good (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, newcomer on the timeline, well dressed, archive rating: T)
XDXD Do you even really like games if you haven’t played Red Dead Redemption II XDXD
https://th33ndlessappetite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/cocktail-sauce-ingredients.jpg I'm making it.
X_G∴∴D EVE AND G∴∴D M∴RR∴W T∴ ALL MY FELL∴W CHITTRS! IVE BEEN T∴LD THIS W∴ULD E G∴∴D F∴R "BUSNIESS" AND "PR∴FITS" . S∴ I AM HERE! HELL∴! C∴ME T∴ MY CLINIC!_
yknow if i wanted a creature that liked to play fetch i mightve gotten a dog but nah im here throwing balls of foil so fucking small i can barely pick em up between my claws for a feline who purrs at me so hard i think hes about to take off like a fuzzy fucking rocket when he brings them back
I was listening to music while doing work— and I come across this song— It’s not what I usually listen to— but it sounds pretty neat— https://open—spotify—com/track/5fvmBQ3mefBqRJrAst4cSl?—si=gOa8S5x6RbuJOmgfQCdKqQ
As One Can IMagine A Troll Or My Stature Needs Quite Large Appliances And Manor AccoMModations. This Has Resulted In A ExtreMely Large Batch Of Chocolate Chip Cookies Being Made, So Large In Fact That I Nor TaMora Intend To Eat TheM All, Which Is Why I’M Here. cookies Anyone?
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. CORPORAL RAZOREYE CHARGES: DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (45 COUNTS), INTERFERING WITH WAR EFFORTS (10 COUNTS), MURDER OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (2 COUNTS), MUTINY (1 COUNT), GRAND LARCENY (1 COUNT), HIJACKING (2 COUNTS) PLEA: "INNOCENT. THERE CAN BE NO CRIMES UNDER UNJUST TYRANNY." VERDICT: SENTENCING DEFERRED TO PROSECUTOR. DEFENDANT SENTENCED TO DEATH BY HANGING. COMMENTS: "GRRRHN. GRRH... RRRKCH. RRRH-RHUUUR-RRK!"
Thinking of trying out video games while I'm still on the mend. I have heard good things but have never tried them myself. How long do they take to introduce "Marioh"? Ego sum ira Domini.
A Sur\/\/i\/\/or's Treatise on Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists Penned by the Orphaner Dualscar, Recently Re\/\/i\/\/ed, and peer re\/\/ie\/\/\/\/ed by The Grand Highblood. Listen \/\/\/\/ell, ye \/\/\/\/helps. Ye d'not just e\/\/er stumble 'pon Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists. Y're noticed by'them first. De\/\/otees o' th' Mirthful Messiahs an' fairly dangerous despite their open buffoonery. Per th'request o' th'Grand Highblood, I \/\/\/\/ould like t'make a disclaimer that not all o'th'follo\/\/\/\/ers b'imbibin' on narcotics. Though, I stress y'should smell fer it. Like a rabid barkbeast. 1. Identifiers b'listed as such: Purple Blood, or similarly High Blood. Face Paint Resemblin' Cracked Mirth Masks o' Old. Speech Patterns oscillatin' bet\/\/\/\/een \/\/acant, serene, an' zealous. Often th'stench o' Sopor or other Religious Mediums. If y'are greeted as Brother, 'Motherfucker', or \/\/\/\/orse, just laughin' then ye'\/\/e already gotten int' their strikin' distance. 2. Understandin' th'Religion. Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists belie\/\/e in the Sacred Mirth: \/\/iolence is Comedy. Yer death is a punchline in their sick joke. Di\/\/ine Subjugation texts demand ALL must kneel t'their Miracles \/\/\/\/it' the Empress as the exception per their treaty. The Mirthful Messiahs themsel\/\/es. Some think th'be Cherubs, some Horrorterrors. Some T\/\/\/\/in, Some Many. D'not challenge this if y'\/\/alue yer pan bein' in yer cranium. 3. Immediate Response Protocol \/\/\/\/hen Encounterin' th'clo\/\/\/\/ns, here's \/\/\/\/hatchye must d'. Do not engage in dialogue. They'll con\/\/ert y', confuse ye, or e'en pro\/\/oke y' t'get ye t'death. Assess their Blood Color an' Status. Cull Lo\/\/\/\/blood Cultists, run from the Highblood Leaders. Creatin' Distance is important fer they prefer impro\/\/ised blunt \/\/\/\/eapons. Th'b'unpredictable an' quick. D'not Prolong any combat! If y'can cull'm, do'it. D'not enjoy it. D'not toy \/\/\/\/it'em. Because they are doin' th'same. 4. List O' Not T'Dos! D'not Laugh \/\/\/\/ITH them. That is submission. D'not CONSUME SOPOR. It leads y't'them. D'not UNDERESTIMATE THEM. It'll in\/\/ite y't'yer cullin'. D'not attempt QUADRANTS \/\/\/\/IT'EM. Their effection is mutilation alongisde de\/\/otion. 5. Highblood Authority. Under th'empire, Subjugglators are instruments of terror. The Empress does not control them, only aims them. No pleas or po\/\/\/\/ers from anyone but yerself can help y'\/\/\/\/it' them. 6. My Personal Account as a \/\/\/\/arnin'. In m'time, I'\/\/e crossed blade'n'pistol'n'cannons \/\/\/\/it' pirates, rebels, creatures older than th'sea itself. I \/\/\/\/ould sooner face Marquise Spinneret Mindfang at her most deceitful than endure prolonged proximity to a single Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultist. Mindfang may lie, stab, and cheat, but y'may li\/\/e. Any o' them Clo\/\/\/\/n's'll Cull ye. 7. The Final Doctrine o' Sur\/\/i\/\/al. Remember: Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists ain't Allies, they ain't Ri\/\/als, they ain't e\/\/en proper Enemies. They are an infectious storm of force. D'not negotiate \/\/\/\/it' th'Infection. Car\/\/e it Out. Closin' \/\/\/\/ords from yer fa\/\/orite Orphaner. I \/\/\/\/as forged to cull lusii, maintain a bit o' order, an' ser\/\/e a throne that no longer exists. If any fragment of Alternia still lingers \/\/\/\/ithin' ye. Any instinct fer sur\/\/i\/\/al, hierarchy, or dominance, heed m'\/\/\/\/arnin'. \/\/\/\/hen th'laughter begins, y'\/\/e already \/\/\/\/aited t'long.