♠ hated by @scratchDoctor
YOuR FAVORITE CHITTR uSER IS @caliBorn. HOW ABOuT YOuRS?
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
I AM RESCINDING MY HATE REACT JUST SO THAT YOU *REALLY* FEEL THE FULL BRUNT OF THE ATTACK WHEN I SAY THAT I AM "CLUBBING YOU" SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/BVYMTDVW/IMAGE.PNG IT'S PERHAPS A LITTLE EARLY FOR LUSUSDAY PART TWO. BUT IT'S NEVER A BAD TIME FOR #WORKPOSTING. BEHOLD THE MOST FEARSOME. TERRIFYING. DEADLY. TWISTED. #OPPRESSIVE. #EVIL. SADISTIC. VIOLENT. CUNNING. LYING. CHEATING. BETRAYING. SOULLESS. #ABUSE IVE. WICKED. MONSTER EVER TO SET FOOT ON ALTERNIA. ISN'T SHE DARLING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. THAT'S ME. AND THE HORRORS I AM CAPABLE OF. ARE MAYBE. UP TO FIFTY PERCENT DUE TO. THE FLAWLESS. UNIMPEACHABLE. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT BASED REARING. OF THE ARCHITECT OF ARMAGEDDON. THE CEO OF CAUSALITY. THE FAUST WITH THE MAUST. MY #BOSSMAN. @SCRATCHDOCTOR
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
since t)(e damn cat's outta t)(e bag: no, i dont serve t)(e felt. its a contract kinda deal. t)(at jolly green giant is t)(e only fuck i answer to. if any cueballs or pre-pubescent green little gremlins come at me, fuck off.
// It physically pains me to break kayfabe, and I swear I will never do it again, but this is some #RealShit. The block button is not an invitation to invent new ways to continue a conversation with a disinterested party, such as: tagging in your friends to continue it on your behalf, jumping on an alt account to keep it going, screenshotting my posts to continue it around a block, or least of all running around to my various mutuals demanding I unblock. A block is an invitation to go our separate ways in peace. If you can’t go in peace and you feel the need to further pester someone who isn’t interested, that’s called block evading, and it is Against Da Rules. For your own sake, I encourage you not to go this route. Peace and love on Planet Earth. (Single angelic note) La!
I have not but I support you in your endeavor.
yeah, been there. still trying to crack that metaphorical nut.
THIS PARTICULAR FUCKER IS TRYING SO HARD TO GET ME TO BITE ONTO WHATEVER SHIT HE'S SLURRING FROM HIS PAN.
◌ That aside. There's a very beautiful view outside of this cabin. If I smoked, this would be the perfect time to lean against the window and do that. #substance ⧂
Greetings to the new followers I have amassed during my exposition on the hue swapped cheru8 lifestyles. May this inform8tion serve you well.
WHO UP CHITTING THEY R
# Ju$t heard $ome offi¢e go$$ip on the way out that apparently one of my employee$ ha$ a flu$h ¢ru$h on me! ¢an you believe it? $ome little teal in marketing! Poor guy, I ought to let him down ea$y! But I ¢an't really blame him, ha! #
> 1f there 1s a g0d they must be laugh1ng s0 hard at me g01ng 1n the blender rn (1ll be F1NE 1 just need t0 B1TE PE0PLE 1 swear t0 fuck) 1n 0ther quest10ns, any0ne kn0w 0f any rage r00ms. 1 need t0 let The 1mpulses w1n
- No. This literally can't be happening. #TheHatred 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slapped And Then Kissed By A Mean, Old, Beautiful Nun. Next Question.
t0 be entirely h0nest pr0bably the sec0nd 0ne
would you rather go to the good place !n the sky or bad place underground
Umm-- wishful thinkin' but I think it'd be nice t' sit in a field of earth flowers... and bask in th' earth sun... provided they're not dangerous. It'd be nice t' be there with a matesprit or somethin'...
- He will pay for this. 😆
- You know what. At least mmy mmoirail CAN'T see the part that's happening now. 😂😂 #ThatFreakingGuy 🤣🤣🤣😀
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊༄﹏𓊝˚.﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Ψar, 𝚿e can bi⚓︎e an𝚿☸ne a⚓︎ leas⚓︎ ☸nce. ﹏༄˖°❀⋆˖.ೃ࿔*:･.☠
>> to everyone ¡ keep acc¡denta11y hate react¡ng, ¡'m ડorry 🥹 un1eડડ you know that you deડerved ¡t, then actua11y, fuck you (moડt of you don't deડerve ¡t tho ¡ ડwear !!)
B33 < harrier dubois core
rate the club fit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d823f471b89d.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8d54ca77f3f.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c7da89d028b0.jpeg
The last thing parado+x space needs is ano+ther po+dcast.
do not bring weaponS to fight night juSt to feed THem to me no matter how much i'm capable of doing it. you can do THat Some oTHer time (i gueSS???)
@aeneasCaldarium @aer9dynamicTramp I kn9w we've already 6riefly t9uched up9n this discussi9n 9n the air, 6ut I w9uld like t9 9nce again p9sit an argument f9r the value 9f daily rec9rding sessi9ns 9f 9ur 6ef9rus 69ys p9dcast. If we want t9 keep 9ur listeners inf9rmed, d9ing it "just kind 9f whenever" is simply is n9t en9ugh time t9 c9ver every intricate detail a69ut the #Matriarchical structure 9f 6ef9rus s9ciety, especially if s9me pe9ple (n9t naming names) insist 9n interjecting every f9rty-five minutes t9 relate the t9pic 6ack t9 his ex-matesprit. #6ef9rus69ys #P9dcast #CurrentlyAvaila6le9nAP9dcatcherNearY9u
#notsovagueposting https://media.tenor.com/XEpU8owDd_oAAAAM/gladiator-vengeance.gif
CHOTTO MATTE. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR ICON. YOU GO TO WORK LIKE THAT? YOU FUCKING SLUT?
i was invited by a very special someone to a very special party! ^0^ i cant wait to see all my friends and future coworkers there i was even given a pretty new dress to wear! arigatou @scratchDoctor (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, The Rackmaid & Doc Scratch, tea party invitation, alt outfit, #teaparty, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaeffc3aff8.png
what else would it be? 0?0
@2cratchDoctor whiite text entiity thiing why diid you follow me? II mu2t know.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0f750a091b8.jpg oh great. better to know than not i guess!
First domino type shit.
Finally in contact with the real intellectuals of our age. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/53b1fdcbd174.png
it is an attack. Øn all senses.
@scratchd🔅ct🔅r idk what this is but thanks f🔅r the new bling, i've never had a pendant like this bef🔅re. i alm🔅st h🔅pe its actually fr🔅m y🔅u and that it wasn't s🔅me🔅ne else breaking int🔅 my fucking hive. my lusus is g🔅ing t🔅 think its ssunbelievable and think i st🔅le it which means he's g🔅nna use me t🔅 get him m🔅re stuff but its pretty sick s🔅 i d🔅n't think i give a shit.
WHITE BALL UNHAND ME!?
peetah the cueball is heeyah
the Øne perk Øf this site. everyØne has tØ deal with ball-headed bitch.
@scratchDoctor 👁
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/B2PQRJFB/BOONBUX-COPY.PNG BOSS MAKES A BOONBUCK. I MAKE A BOONDIME. THAT'S WHY I CHITTR. ON COMPANY TIME. #NEWPINNED #FUCKBITCHES #GETBOONS
I have found several items that had been missing or misplaced in the search for this ...whatever @scratchDoctor has hidden. I'm beginning to suspect this may have been an elaborate means of getting things tidied up. At least as far as the Manor is concerned.
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
the treble clef
@scratchDoctor wants me to cum so bad it makes him look stupid. #nsfw
i need a three week vacation to fuckall.
i'm not answering that.
since when is the kid fucking pregnant.
also that movie sucked ass. fucking sappy shit. i thought i was gonna see more death and explosions but no. fuck them and their fucking spawns.
busy taking it out on the couch.
gonna drink and watch a movie i guess.
@exiledUniverse fuck off.
today was fun painting and shit. might go out in a while to have a drink.
#cannibalism isn't so bad. one's gotta eat.
i'm done drawing today for free. if you want me to draw you you should pay me or deuce.
https://i.imgur.com/0f1ik3n.png @fondlyRegarding #slickart
https://i.imgur.com/N4nMI3O.png @peregrineMendicant#0414 what the fuck is that in the background. i don't know. explosion. #slickart
https://i.imgur.com/re4oSaG.png @blackestQuasar #slickart
that's what freedom does.
https://i.imgur.com/nzFmu5h.png @itChy #slickart
https://i.imgur.com/63b00T0.png @humorouslyPessimistic #slickart
https://i.imgur.com/tsKAYfB.png @tendrilTheurgist #slickart
https://i.imgur.com/XA0H7Fc.png @imperialistHalcyonite #slickart
https://i.imgur.com/LqCVCPv.png @quintessentialSnark #slickart
https://i.imgur.com/zw05v5E.png @naughtyTechnician #slickart
deuce and i are gonna be extra famous.
what the shit that's a lot of likes. i'll draw whoever i want and if you don't end up being one of them fuck you.
Totally Understandable
like this post and i'll draw you i guess.
if i had titties i'd hold onto them a lot. #nsfw
so you're saying you'd hold them too.
might go back to sleep.
just woke up. it's 1 pm.
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/pork-meat-market-fresh-119839863.jpg #meatposting
you're being a freak what the fuck are you even saying.
https://as1.ftcdn.net/jpg/02/33/19/10/1000_F_233191022_AdTiEpWMHDZuJFeZNnM1Tc6Kr73SGjOH.jpg #meatposting
https://64.media.tumblr.com/1488b764590931f1c0dc33060b5a7671/tumblr_nqizk7dYI91rkqpi2o1_1280.jpg #meatposting
what the fuck do you think i'm doing with meat.
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thinking about meat.
raw. maybe with some pepper on top.
i'd kill another universe version of myself if we met in person cause one of me is already enough.
boxcars steals genitals. #nsfw
ask him i don't know if he's handing them out to the poor.
it's hard to beat.
you call that for free. how's your arm doing.
don't #vaguepost like a coward. @ the person directly and tell them you hate them. or kick them right in the nuts in person.
the cat can stay in the bathroom but that's it.
good. i don't want cat hair flying around the base.
deuce is still my favorite.
do you want one of these smokes or not.
yeah you get the privilege of getting one back. you're welcome by the way dickhead.
need either a smoke or to deglove someone. #gore
depends. will it explode on my face.
cry me a fucking river i'll go fishing in it.
you can suspend me but never silence me.
@banishedQuasiroyal @blackestQuasar moldy food. sweaty armpits. garbage smell. vomit. dead fish. piss with blood and pus. #gross #emeto
i know my nature better than you know yours.
i'm free to do what i want in the place i built. kill whoever i want and fuck whoever i want. no rules hanging over my head. i'm the boss of my own damn place and have people who stay even when they could fuck off any time. this is freedom. who are you. living among frogs. spend the day looking out the damn window smoking. what's your nature.
you're trapped in a life you don't want out of spite which is a fucking cage in itself so don't give me that bullshit. i'd know about spite so don't try to pour glitter over your pit of muck. alone and fucked up. i'm better than you.
my cage is gone. i fucked it up along with your boo. see. spiteful and envious. again who are you. nothing. it pisses you off that i'm better and you can't stand it you became the fucking universe to feel something.
yeah yeah have fun wallowing in your own disappointment.
@blackestQuasar unfollow me.
what's the fucking difference between an air fryer and a microwave they both do the same thing.
overheated the coffee in the air fryer.
then what the fuck are you cursing at me for.
fuck you and your shit air fryer minute.
HOW MUCH DO YOU EVEN NEED FOR A NEW ONE?
no clue. we've had this one for ages i dunno what they're selling for. i could steal one.
YEAH.. STEALING MIGHT BE BEST, DONT GET CAUGHT
you know who you're talking to right.
do you want me to be
are you flirting with me or something.
who in here hates me.
you're welcome to the felt by the way for helping them have the unique experience of dying permanently a first time.
every hate on my posts only makes me stronger.
every new hate makes me moan. keep that in mind whenever you're trying to be an asshole. #nsfw
My mom left another passive-aggressive wizard statue on my desk. I am going to transmute it into a pregnant typhochlaena seladonia specimen. #WitchChittr #Occultism #Arachnophobia #Suppose-I-am-better-off #Letting-it-stay-where-it-lay #Shuffled-under-a-cup-and-piece-of-printer-paper #Shoo-shoo
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
ⓘs there anythⓘng that d໑esn't get y໑u ໑ff s໑ l໑ng as ⓘt's a part ໑f a suffⓘcⓘently attractⓘve man/w໑man/man shaped cueball.
Such an interesting thing, to have connections that span so far beyond localized space and reality. So many different faces, possibilities, so many inane and unhinged social trends and fads. There is no greater party than one where the doors have been burst off their hinges, free for the rabble to pour through and devour the food, drinks and furniture whole. And of course, I arrive fashionably late.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #34 • “i think the spades slicks should all just go make out and do it crazy style and the one who can endure the most is the one keeping the midnight crew” #nsfw
I will admit, though I am granted near-omniscience by nature, the further the timeline moves past the completion of my purpose the darker my vision grows. Such is also true of other timelines and universes marked by my other charming selves. Normally this is no concern of mine, all that I need to know is what is necessary for the summoning of my Lord. Still, this website offers a unique opportunity to expand my gaze and illuminate the darkest of pockets. And, to use a phrase that I rarely am given a chance to: I wonder what I will discover. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
Oh. https://i.imgur.com/9lZFqYf.png #NSFW #ClinicalPsychologyPosting #Seen
This is the refined taste I can respect and get behind.
I'm a )(UG--E fan of t)(e Transiberian Orc)(estra myself!
I HAVE LO5T 5IGHT OF 5NOWMAN'5 FUTURE TRAIL. I DON'T KNOW IF 5HE FIND5 ME OR NOT. :')
he is like a wØrm tØ me. #vaguepØst #isthishØwyØudØit.
If nook dryness was a man personified. #nsfw
Aye cap'n. He's been bombarding my notifications by 4x-reacting to my latest posts and comments.
Had I known he was going to upgrade his typewriter to unmark pin-ups, I would have shot him last night.
I'm starting to believe he just hates the female form.
I guess that answers my question. Thank you? I'm happy to be worth observing.
HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!!
He reacted.
To everything.
Exist.
Anyone Wanna Tell Me What The Heck Scratch Did?
>be me >two cycles ago >broke into some tealshits hive to steal stuff >rummaging through his shit when i hear him get back downstairs >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >calls out if anyone else is there >obviously heard me >panic >need to gtfo >all the windows are locked >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
New day. New suit. New disappointment.
Who The Fuck Is Doc Scratch And Why Do I Have An Instinctive Dislike Towards TheM?
﹌ Another wonϡerful night counting the ϡays until I'm able to see my beloveϡ. I ϡo believe this account has become quite a yearning event. I apologize... it's merely ϡifficult to long for the one you love so much only to be separateϡ for what feels like an enϡless perioϡ of time... ﹌
new met+od of torture discovered trying to pick a mutually agreed upon restaurant wit+ an ornery bitc+ @sacc+arineSovereignty
OH. THAT'S, COOL I G^ESS? THANK YO^?
>>| .uhhh yeah, just .a casual trolling. moving .on.
>>| what's your protocol for my night .off? @scratchdoctor ? .i'm not prepared for .another thinkpans shaker.
Doctor Scratch I Assume, He’s Targeting Everyone With A Barrage Of Reactions.
UM? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/158224ee5426.png
welcome to my HELL dee. ~m@
aunt rose follows me so i check her page. like the third post is of her tit out. 8/
grind grind grind! x) we wurkin hard 2night!
rise and grind br0s (⌐□_□) Rise and grind (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□)
「 My schedule is being force reset by being planetside. For now. Visiting the ocean tonight. As I recall, this one is populated with bioluminescent life. It’s been sweeps since I’ve been anywhere like that. ⥮
Maybe this is retribution for me wanting to play baseball with their dumb stupid cueball head
>>| now that's concerning. .i didn't break .anyone's hive doors for .a long time. https://hive.beeb.trl/img_1279.png
@scratchDoctor why do you have to hate my grape peeling posts we can work this out
Wake TheM Up With Soft Music And Gentle Caressing Of Their Hair, That’s What Works Best In My Opinion.
thAt sOUnds qUItE plEAsUrAblE! I slEEp AlOnE pErsOnAlly, bUt I cAn sEE thE AppEAl!
ya fr, liek... all snuggled up 2getha and shit, got my 2 warmest luvs on either side x))) i'm blushin n shit
hOw plEAsAnt!
one of da greatest pleashurs in life, is wakin up 2 the 1s u luv sooooo much, n den waking DEM up so they can get u brekkie x)
itfell on my.face
L taste dude, just watch the simpsons!!
Just discovered. "Family Guy" ahahahahahaha. these humans are so fuckin funny. man they make me wanna. tape my TV to my. ceiling so can watch them while I. lay down
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ i got squeaked #nsfw
Listening to Spotifly 📶 +ttps://i.imgur.com/sc55eL2.png T+e +ills T+e Weekng+t 0:43____•________03:54
guyz, im gonna try da wurdle
In another life I think I could've gotten really into motorcycles...
Doc are you trying to tell me something here
You Have My Attention @scratchdoctor
now thats more like it. hell yea
nah i dont eat beans
I Forgot An Entire Word In There, Silly Me. I Meant To Say “no Grapeskins In My Teeth Today”
Please tell me you don't peel your beans too.
you gotta peel them before putting them in your mouth dawg
im like the princess and the pea with grapes. i can feel that shit despite it all
I Am, There Will Be Grapeskins Stuck In My Teeth Today.
Dave, it's only 150 micrometers thick. You /barely/ feel it when you eat it.
Why would you do that?
anyway who else up peeling they grapes
This website is destroying my sleep schedule.
I’m Sure It Will Dearie.
Huh. This earth has trolls on it. Weird. Don't think I've seen that yet.
+--by 'heartless carnivores' i also meant the trolls who eat grubs, each other, animals and so on.
THEN WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT ABO^T ME DYING AND AN ANIMAL DYING? WE'RE ALL ANIMALS AND NEED TO LIVE SOMEHOW. ARE YO^ ONE OF THOSE TOOTHBEAST ANTAGONIZERS?
/=||== - THE VAST MAJORITY OF pEOPLE EAT TROLL GRUBS I THINK WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN ANIMALS IM GONNA BE SO REAL -
SORRY FOR EXISTING I G^ESS? WHAT, DO YO^ WANT ME TO F^CKING DIE??
V^ L0l. ^V
+--i will not pity such a cruel person.
+--how do non-vegans eat meat, how can you eat animals like a heartless carnivore. in my opinion that is pathetic behaviour.
i 'ave been recently tAIRrified by Ze concept of a 'ig'AIR bar requirement for conscious Zoug't for example, remembAIREEN your tooZbrus' color EES not typically put into Ze conscious part of your Zinkpan. 'ow muc' do we do w'ic' EES not regEEStAIRed consciously. pAIR'aps some of us are not conscious for more of our lives Zan we are? i can Zink of a few examples.
So fucking truuue
RISE AND GRIND, my brothers! Today is another BEAUTIFUL day to continue moving UP in the world. If you're not GAINING, you're LOSING.
Whooever just hated my chit yoou're gooing in the toorture chamber next Tuesday i'm soorry i have noo coontrool oover it it's goonna happen either way 8(
I'm boored let's play Magic 8-Ball shake me by the hoorns and ask yoour questioon and i'll give oone hundred percent real predictioon
That I do, Mr. Yrus. That I do.
WOWIE, I DO TOO! YOU MUST HAVE AN IMMACULATE TASTE IN MUSIC!
Hello Mr. Yrus, I love your theme song.
WHY IS IT THAT I WOKE UP TODAY TO SEE MY BANNER- WHICH, MIND YOU, WAS PREVIOUSLY BLESSED WITH DISPLAYING ONE OF MY TASTEFULLY SHOT SELFIES- HAS BEEN REPLACED BY SOME MEDDLING CANINE?! WHO DID THIS?????
>>| .i was thinking .about .it too, cause .i'm .using .one right now. maybe .admin can .add .another page near the community rules.
Human google lacks results and goregle or whatever troll google is isn't accessible. I've considered making a ref doc for other humans from what I've learned over the years but its a fuckton
>>| .it's .a bit misunderstanding between .our .and human culture. .i'm talking .about human's posts that .includes .alien words. most .of the time .only the same specie .answers .or the .alien .one with questions like "what .is .a grubsauce?" .i'm no lusus to you .all, but .i think .a little .online search may help you to find .out the meaning, without making .absurd .amount .of replies .about .explanations. .unless you're wriggler who somehow got .on chittr with keyboard .in your mouth.
D --> #equiusvault Number 3: Ragnarok D --> Status: Gift D --> I created this knife for a battlefield companion who utilized throwing knives and a sort of solar magic D --> The blade is a near-black red crystalline material I composed out of what was purposed to be the b100d of the mythical wolf Skoll D --> I fashioned the slight crossguard to resemble the open jaw of a wolf, gaping as if it was eating the blade, or the sheath when it is hilted D --> The knife, and it's magic, was designed to be drawn to sources of solar fire, automatically redirecting in the air to strike anyone who might have been ignited by my companion's firey attacks D --> It's components played an important role in this matter and allow the knife to have a sort of consciousness, and curve around objects that are not inflicted with the flame to find their intended target, or to redirect to new sources of heat automatically to strike multiple foes in turn D --> Retrieving the knife was designed to be easy- I made it detect the specific heat signature of my companion's specialized high-power solar weapon so that when he switched to it, the knife would automatically put itself away in it's sheath until brought out again D --> The sheath itself, designed in motif to resemble the sun with carved rubies decorating it, would suppress the knife's powers, making sure it only worked when drawn
Looks like we're starting this morning off with a dadgum freepin headache today!! 💢
Still no sign of my BEST OF BROS on this site... Oh well. I'm sure it doesn't MEAN anything.
♯showme ♯yourmedicalrecords
sad you don't trust me to be honest
the ♯taffypuller would probably ♯feelgoodtome
YOU'RE ♯LYING
Platform shoes. Or if you're that desperate we can put you in a taffy puller.
✿ 𖥧 am sure y❦ur nex𖧧 m❦l𖧧 w𖥧ll 𖧧rea𖧧 y❦u well, 𖧧here are 𖧧𖥧mes 𖥧 envy 𖧧he smaller f❦lk ✿
me fr but also like i'm 7'11" don't question it lmfao
if i was ♯taller youd ♯allbesorry
it really is. it really is
im trying to have a #peaceful morning. its not my fault you cant appreciate a peeled grape the way i can
how long it takes to make and how many steps there are
Sounds like absolute LUXURY.
Are you making it your mission of today to grind my gears as much as possible?
breakfast today is my #peeledgrapes and #pretentiouscoffee
my sister just started blasting abba to wake me up. im gonna kill her #violence
#noWplaying - Fly Me To The Moons - Troll Frank Sinatra
Dont backlog
Bad
because i know you far too well
D --> Why are you squinting at me
D --> Yes but I can help D --> A massage perhaps
pretty sure youre the reason considering i fell asleep on you + the couch
bleh i woke up far too early to both my neck and back feeling absolutely fucked up :(
>([w#at yall youngbloods know bout t#e classics. ima firin ma# lazerrrrrrr]
Regrettably Rise And Inevitably Grind
3833 < Heard little sniffy snarfs under the desk... > 3833 < One of the cats (hairless one) was trying to groom my dog (pomeranian, shedding), and honest to goodness went PTOOIE from the amount of hair... > 3833 < Cornbread is not an intelligent animal. 💗 >
I'D BE INTERESTED IN ANYTHING B^T THE GRAPE PEELING!!!
you dont want to hear about what makes me happy???
NO I MEAN I'M WATCHING YO^ SAY ST^PID SHIT IN THE P^BLIC MEMO. WHAT THE F^CK DO YO^ GET O^T OF PEELING GRAPES??
not sure how youre doing that with where i am. but do i look pretty at least
boy breakfast actually
I'M WATCHING YO^ ON TROLLIAN. YO^'RE F^CKING DISG^STING.
Boy dinner I gusss
the grape peels dont go to waste btw. dirk eats them like a #freak
awesome we can give those to dirk
I Have A Whole BoWl Dedicated To Tossing The Skins In
fuck yes lets peel our grapes together
This Is A Formal Invitation To Dave With Three E’s To Come Join Me For Breakfast As We Seem To Be Enjoying The Same Breakfast Foods Today.
=^owo^= im wet #NSFW
#wanderingaimlessly
Not lost, not found, but a secret third thing.
absolutely fuming. 🏀 https://lessgames.com/clueless forgot a basic word.
EVERY TIME I ATTEMPT TO CHANGE MY BANNER BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL, SUPERIOR IMAGE, IT REFUSES TO WORK! THIS DOG IS MOCKING ME!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!
Tr●lls ●n this w■bsit■ kn●w n●thing ▲b●ut ▲rt!!!!!.. I m■▲n it's n●t lik■ I'm trying tk b■ highbr●w ●r ▲nything I just wish y●u tr●lls g▲v■ m●r■ ▲tt■nti●n t● this ▲m▲zing sph■r■ ●f ●ur LIF■!!!!!!!
"chihuahuas are always shake-" yeah? theyre little and got thin skin. you think you could handle being that cold? huh *pushes you* huh. can you handle the cold tough guy.
On my way to @apocalypticAnswers 's for some pancake offerings to the ghosts. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/672/966eef1c6bf7abae6dae0114f12a7f8c.jpeg?14997011 #nsfw
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration #teatime (Omnipotent / Seer muses like Scratch may potentially read it) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 29th ~ ------ Even the Midnight Crew cannot 8e trusted to stay on the enemy side of the Felt, perched 8eside their foes while a so8er host drowns them with drink. It would not surprise me to learn that their coffers have 8een emptied and the coordin8tes of their oper8tions compromised. Honour is a stranger here; no one will name an adversary without turning the encounter into a message of attraction. I arrived at the venue only after my m8tesprit inspired me to attend, pointing out the opportunity to pilfer from their ranks instead of 8ecoming one of his putrid guests. His underestim8tion of me was, in hindsight inevita8le, and when he dispatched his lesser goons to my loc8tion inside his study, I was already prepared with an escape route. It is a shame I never had the chance to converse with the woman cloaked in 8lack starlight. From his former Ms. Eight to his newly‑appointed Ms. Eight—8oth would have made for interesting convers8tion, or 8attle. I have yet to decide which would have occurred. Nevertheless, I came 8earing spoils. The portrait that hung over his mantle still mocked the memory of my fleet reduced to ash, which I removed. When he pretended it a “gift” to me, I knew the time had come to erase that faceless smugness once and for all. There was little time to fill the chest; these men can vanish at a whim, or so the Handmaid of my youth recounted tales of her co-workers to the young girl I once was. I wonder how she fares now, and whether I ought to act. While everyone else 8ends the knee to those green jesters, even those I once 8elieved were allies, I am 8eginning to suspect that perhaps it has solely 8een I who can set her free of her master.
A8stain from deploying the traps you once cautioned me against stepping upon; I am far from a commonplace sojourner. It would 8e a grave misapprehension to regard me as merely another one of your insipid guests, shame on you for 8eing so dull. #teatime
pparties are very frightening but i am so lucky (hehe) that my good friend clover is here with me #teatime
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
ok here y'all go (artist: pumpkinsmut) https://i.postimg.cc/m2jw7F9t/IMG-0186.png #nsfw
𝄞 just sh♡wed up f♡r #teatime with that sn♡wball guy l♡l 𝆕 𝄞 i'll d♡ s♡me aut♡graphs while i'm here if u guys want <3 𝆕
Tea's good. Does this post cover all my obligations. #TeaTime
slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp #teatime
when he has a tongue piercing send chitt #nsfw
#rsvp im expecting vip seats and the most expensive bubbly you got
:33 < what a lavish looking hive! :33 < i for one look forward to whatever tea you will provide :33 < i love my classic chamomeow, but i could do with a new fancy shmancy kind X33
Live music provided by yours truly and other Felt members, naturally.
Understood, Doc. I'll keep an eye out for any... Weird cat phantasms and other unsavory folk.
why do people keep watching this. hiss. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/92144236_MLCUR1IT143C688.jpg
iis there a dress code 0v0"
What does it smell like? Just wondering. For no reason. #NSFW #Implied #Sweat #Olfactophilia #Osmolagnia #Hypnosis #MindControl #Dubcon #CNC #Bromidrophilia
sumtimes i wish i didnt hav 2 shake my ass and get mega fucked up 4 him 2 look my way :( #nsfw #substance #angst
explØde.
Did that white guy really go to the effort of making his text the color of the website background. ......I'm kind of impressed.
Taking many notes. #Pissgate #Rollingaroundinmycasket #Intrigued
seSILLY has been seSPOTTED :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :foundya: :foundya: :foundya: :foundya: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs:
im hungry someone get over here #nsfwe #gore
[Now Playing: PIXELATED KISSES - Joji] https://on.soundcloud.com/GvRUI4iJUYlmpg5vgj #nowplaying #fuckyes
[Pull] If I catch any of y' forgettin' the quarter, best ya'll be fast enough. [Trigger]
come on come on come on please please pleasse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2db480dfbce2.png
piss kink? to me thats just a normal kink #do>>n>>iththepisslife #i>eBEENonpiss #pissfore>er #nsf>>
I'm willing to enable piss shenanigans if you're interested in an android doing it. #nsfw #piss
Ơ̸̛̤̺͒͆̍̒͐̒̓̿̈́̄͘͠H̵̡̡̧̩̳̦͓͖̱̭͆̃̒͊̇̕
XDXD Do you even really like games if you haven’t played Red Dead Redemption II XDXD
https://th33ndlessappetite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/cocktail-sauce-ingredients.jpg I'm making it.
X_G∴∴D EVE AND G∴∴D M∴RR∴W T∴ ALL MY FELL∴W CHITTRS! IVE BEEN T∴LD THIS W∴ULD E G∴∴D F∴R "BUSNIESS" AND "PR∴FITS" . S∴ I AM HERE! HELL∴! C∴ME T∴ MY CLINIC!_
yknow if i wanted a creature that liked to play fetch i mightve gotten a dog but nah im here throwing balls of foil so fucking small i can barely pick em up between my claws for a feline who purrs at me so hard i think hes about to take off like a fuzzy fucking rocket when he brings them back
I was listening to music while doing work— and I come across this song— It’s not what I usually listen to— but it sounds pretty neat— https://open—spotify—com/track/5fvmBQ3mefBqRJrAst4cSl?—si=gOa8S5x6RbuJOmgfQCdKqQ
As One Can IMagine A Troll Or My Stature Needs Quite Large Appliances And Manor AccoMModations. This Has Resulted In A ExtreMely Large Batch Of Chocolate Chip Cookies Being Made, So Large In Fact That I Nor TaMora Intend To Eat TheM All, Which Is Why I’M Here. cookies Anyone?
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. CORPORAL RAZOREYE CHARGES: DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (45 COUNTS), INTERFERING WITH WAR EFFORTS (10 COUNTS), MURDER OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (2 COUNTS), MUTINY (1 COUNT), GRAND LARCENY (1 COUNT), HIJACKING (2 COUNTS) PLEA: "INNOCENT. THERE CAN BE NO CRIMES UNDER UNJUST TYRANNY." VERDICT: SENTENCING DEFERRED TO PROSECUTOR. DEFENDANT SENTENCED TO DEATH BY HANGING. COMMENTS: "GRRRHN. GRRH... RRRKCH. RRRH-RHUUUR-RRK!"
Thinking of trying out video games while I'm still on the mend. I have heard good things but have never tried them myself. How long do they take to introduce "Marioh"? Ego sum ira Domini.
A Sur\/\/i\/\/or's Treatise on Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists Penned by the Orphaner Dualscar, Recently Re\/\/i\/\/ed, and peer re\/\/ie\/\/\/\/ed by The Grand Highblood. Listen \/\/\/\/ell, ye \/\/\/\/helps. Ye d'not just e\/\/er stumble 'pon Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists. Y're noticed by'them first. De\/\/otees o' th' Mirthful Messiahs an' fairly dangerous despite their open buffoonery. Per th'request o' th'Grand Highblood, I \/\/\/\/ould like t'make a disclaimer that not all o'th'follo\/\/\/\/ers b'imbibin' on narcotics. Though, I stress y'should smell fer it. Like a rabid barkbeast. 1. Identifiers b'listed as such: Purple Blood, or similarly High Blood. Face Paint Resemblin' Cracked Mirth Masks o' Old. Speech Patterns oscillatin' bet\/\/\/\/een \/\/acant, serene, an' zealous. Often th'stench o' Sopor or other Religious Mediums. If y'are greeted as Brother, 'Motherfucker', or \/\/\/\/orse, just laughin' then ye'\/\/e already gotten int' their strikin' distance. 2. Understandin' th'Religion. Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists belie\/\/e in the Sacred Mirth: \/\/iolence is Comedy. Yer death is a punchline in their sick joke. Di\/\/ine Subjugation texts demand ALL must kneel t'their Miracles \/\/\/\/it' the Empress as the exception per their treaty. The Mirthful Messiahs themsel\/\/es. Some think th'be Cherubs, some Horrorterrors. Some T\/\/\/\/in, Some Many. D'not challenge this if y'\/\/alue yer pan bein' in yer cranium. 3. Immediate Response Protocol \/\/\/\/hen Encounterin' th'clo\/\/\/\/ns, here's \/\/\/\/hatchye must d'. Do not engage in dialogue. They'll con\/\/ert y', confuse ye, or e'en pro\/\/oke y' t'get ye t'death. Assess their Blood Color an' Status. Cull Lo\/\/\/\/blood Cultists, run from the Highblood Leaders. Creatin' Distance is important fer they prefer impro\/\/ised blunt \/\/\/\/eapons. Th'b'unpredictable an' quick. D'not Prolong any combat! If y'can cull'm, do'it. D'not enjoy it. D'not toy \/\/\/\/it'em. Because they are doin' th'same. 4. List O' Not T'Dos! D'not Laugh \/\/\/\/ITH them. That is submission. D'not CONSUME SOPOR. It leads y't'them. D'not UNDERESTIMATE THEM. It'll in\/\/ite y't'yer cullin'. D'not attempt QUADRANTS \/\/\/\/IT'EM. Their effection is mutilation alongisde de\/\/otion. 5. Highblood Authority. Under th'empire, Subjugglators are instruments of terror. The Empress does not control them, only aims them. No pleas or po\/\/\/\/ers from anyone but yerself can help y'\/\/\/\/it' them. 6. My Personal Account as a \/\/\/\/arnin'. In m'time, I'\/\/e crossed blade'n'pistol'n'cannons \/\/\/\/it' pirates, rebels, creatures older than th'sea itself. I \/\/\/\/ould sooner face Marquise Spinneret Mindfang at her most deceitful than endure prolonged proximity to a single Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultist. Mindfang may lie, stab, and cheat, but y'may li\/\/e. Any o' them Clo\/\/\/\/n's'll Cull ye. 7. The Final Doctrine o' Sur\/\/i\/\/al. Remember: Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists ain't Allies, they ain't Ri\/\/als, they ain't e\/\/en proper Enemies. They are an infectious storm of force. D'not negotiate \/\/\/\/it' th'Infection. Car\/\/e it Out. Closin' \/\/\/\/ords from yer fa\/\/orite Orphaner. I \/\/\/\/as forged to cull lusii, maintain a bit o' order, an' ser\/\/e a throne that no longer exists. If any fragment of Alternia still lingers \/\/\/\/ithin' ye. Any instinct fer sur\/\/i\/\/al, hierarchy, or dominance, heed m'\/\/\/\/arnin'. \/\/\/\/hen th'laughter begins, y'\/\/e already \/\/\/\/aited t'long.