♣ mediated by @scratchDoctor
I have found several items that had been missing or misplaced in the search for this ...whatever @scratchDoctor has hidden. I'm beginning to suspect this may have been an elaborate means of getting things tidied up. At least as far as the Manor is concerned.
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
the evil hat from the human movie meet the robinsons
the number 8
My mom left another passive-aggressive wizard statue on my desk. I am going to transmute it into a pregnant typhochlaena seladonia specimen. #WitchChittr #Occultism #Arachnophobia #Suppose-I-am-better-off #Letting-it-stay-where-it-lay #Shuffled-under-a-cup-and-piece-of-printer-paper #Shoo-shoo
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
i hate y0u.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP- SHUT THE FUCK UP
Such an interesting thing, to have connections that span so far beyond localized space and reality. So many different faces, possibilities, so many inane and unhinged social trends and fads. There is no greater party than one where the doors have been burst off their hinges, free for the rabble to pour through and devour the food, drinks and furniture whole. And of course, I arrive fashionably late.
I will admit, though I am granted near-omniscience by nature, the further the timeline moves past the completion of my purpose the darker my vision grows. Such is also true of other timelines and universes marked by my other charming selves. Normally this is no concern of mine, all that I need to know is what is necessary for the summoning of my Lord. Still, this website offers a unique opportunity to expand my gaze and illuminate the darkest of pockets. And, to use a phrase that I rarely am given a chance to: I wonder what I will discover. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
Oh. https://i.imgur.com/9lZFqYf.png #NSFW #ClinicalPsychologyPosting #Seen
This is the refined taste I can respect and get behind.
I'm a )(UG--E fan of t)(e Transiberian Orc)(estra myself!
I HAVE LO5T 5IGHT OF 5NOWMAN'5 FUTURE TRAIL. I DON'T KNOW IF 5HE FIND5 ME OR NOT. :')
he is like a wØrm tØ me. #vaguepØst #isthishØwyØudØit.
If nook dryness was a man personified. #nsfw
Aye cap'n. He's been bombarding my notifications by 4x-reacting to my latest posts and comments.
Had I known he was going to upgrade his typewriter to unmark pin-ups, I would have shot him last night.
I'm starting to believe he just hates the female form.
I'll take the first one, you can do the second one to him.
He reacted.
Exist.
Anyone Wanna Tell Me What The Heck Scratch Did?
>be me >two cycles ago >broke into some tealshits hive to steal stuff >rummaging through his shit when i hear him get back downstairs >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >calls out if anyone else is there >obviously heard me >panic >need to gtfo >all the windows are locked >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
New day. New suit. New disappointment.
﹌ Another wonϡerful night counting the ϡays until I'm able to see my beloveϡ. I ϡo believe this account has become quite a yearning event. I apologize... it's merely ϡifficult to long for the one you love so much only to be separateϡ for what feels like an enϡless perioϡ of time... ﹌
new met+od of torture discovered trying to pick a mutually agreed upon restaurant wit+ an ornery bitc+ @sacc+arineSovereignty
OH. THAT'S, COOL I G^ESS? THANK YO^?
>>| .uhhh yeah, just .a casual trolling. moving .on.
Why have i recieved PINGING. . . 1 (ONE) Hate reaction.
彼が見える 私は彼を破壊したい。 性的にも肉体的にも。 どちらが先に来るか。 #NSFW
Doctor Scratch I Assume, He’s Targeting Everyone With A Barrage Of Reactions.
THAT GUY JACK THINKS THeY'Re SOOO FUNNNYYYYYYYYY IM ABOUT TO Be HILARIOUS BOI
bipolar https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-29_155753354.png
I +hink +here should be a compe+ency +es+. required before being allowed access +o +he in+erne+. doubly so for. mul+iversal connec+ions.
welcome to my HELL dee. ~m@
「 My schedule is being force reset by being planetside. For now. Visiting the ocean tonight. As I recall, this one is populated with bioluminescent life. It’s been sweeps since I’ve been anywhere like that. ⥮
sometimes, this fVcking crew i have makes me miss the farm. the captain at least makes it bearable
>>| now that's concerning. .i didn't break .anyone's hive doors for .a long time. https://hive.beeb.trl/img_1279.png
@scratchDoctor why do you have to hate my grape peeling posts we can work this out
Wake TheM Up With Soft Music And Gentle Caressing Of Their Hair, That’s What Works Best In My Opinion.
thAt sOUnds qUItE plEAsUrAblE! I slEEp AlOnE pErsOnAlly, bUt I cAn sEE thE AppEAl!
ya fr, liek... all snuggled up 2getha and shit, got my 2 warmest luvs on either side x))) i'm blushin n shit
one of da greatest pleashurs in life, is wakin up 2 the 1s u luv sooooo much, n den waking DEM up so they can get u brekkie x)
itfell on my.face
L taste dude, just watch the simpsons!!
Just discovered. "Family Guy" ahahahahahaha. these humans are so fuckin funny. man they make me wanna. tape my TV to my. ceiling so can watch them while I. lay down
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ i got squeaked #nsfw
Listening to Spotifly 📶 +ttps://i.imgur.com/sc55eL2.png T+e +ills T+e Weekng+t 0:43____•________03:54
guyz, im gonna try da wurdle
In another life I think I could've gotten really into motorcycles...
Doc are you trying to tell me something here
You Have My Attention @scratchdoctor
Dave, it's only 150 micrometers thick. You /barely/ feel it when you eat it.
you eat grapes with the peel on them?
This website is destroying my sleep schedule.
lIttlE sOdA rObOt. https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation%27s-headquarters-invention-glaggleland-little-soda-robot-unofficial-gif-7936852962461343486
What Is It?
hOooooOly shit i just mAdE the cOolEst fUckIng thing EvEr. this is my big brEAk. i did it. this shit is gOIng to print mOnEy.
+--animals are creatures who follow their instinct and are not conscious nor are they aware of what they are eating/doing unless they go through proper training for that skill. you on the other hand have the consciousness and the awareness therefore you are less innocent when it comes to the crime of eating meat.
THEN WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT ABO^T ME DYING AND AN ANIMAL DYING? WE'RE ALL ANIMALS AND NEED TO LIVE SOMEHOW. ARE YO^ ONE OF THOSE TOOTHBEAST ANTAGONIZERS?
/=||== - THE VAST MAJORITY OF pEOPLE EAT TROLL GRUBS I THINK WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN ANIMALS IM GONNA BE SO REAL -
SORRY FOR EXISTING I G^ESS? WHAT, DO YO^ WANT ME TO F^CKING DIE??
V^ L0l. ^V
Pity me then, cause this shit good as fuck.
+--how do non-vegans eat meat, how can you eat animals like a heartless carnivore. in my opinion that is pathetic behaviour.
I won the rematch. @constructivTextuary (i wanted to draw a close-up since i did with the last two, now i'll start on the next ones in line) https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/vc29932689a1.png
RISE AND GRIND, my brothers! Today is another BEAUTIFUL day to continue moving UP in the world. If you're not GAINING, you're LOSING.
Whooever just hated my chit yoou're gooing in the toorture chamber next Tuesday i'm soorry i have noo coontrool oover it it's goonna happen either way 8(
That I do, Mr. Yrus. That I do.
WOWIE, I DO TOO! YOU MUST HAVE AN IMMACULATE TASTE IN MUSIC!
Hello Mr. Yrus, I love your theme song.
WHY IS IT THAT I WOKE UP TODAY TO SEE MY BANNER- WHICH, MIND YOU, WAS PREVIOUSLY BLESSED WITH DISPLAYING ONE OF MY TASTEFULLY SHOT SELFIES- HAS BEEN REPLACED BY SOME MEDDLING CANINE?! WHO DID THIS?????
Human google lacks results and goregle or whatever troll google is isn't accessible. I've considered making a ref doc for other humans from what I've learned over the years but its a fuckton
>>| .it's .a bit misunderstanding between .our .and human culture. .i'm talking .about human's posts that .includes .alien words. most .of the time .only the same specie .answers .or the .alien .one with questions like "what .is .a grubsauce?" .i'm no lusus to you .all, but .i think .a little .online search may help you to find .out the meaning, without making .absurd .amount .of replies .about .explanations. .unless you're wriggler who somehow got .on chittr with keyboard .in your mouth.
D --> #equiusvault Number 3: Ragnarok D --> Status: Gift D --> I created this knife for a battlefield companion who utilized throwing knives and a sort of solar magic D --> The blade is a near-black red crystalline material I composed out of what was purposed to be the b100d of the mythical wolf Skoll D --> I fashioned the slight crossguard to resemble the open jaw of a wolf, gaping as if it was eating the blade, or the sheath when it is hilted D --> The knife, and it's magic, was designed to be drawn to sources of solar fire, automatically redirecting in the air to strike anyone who might have been ignited by my companion's firey attacks D --> It's components played an important role in this matter and allow the knife to have a sort of consciousness, and curve around objects that are not inflicted with the flame to find their intended target, or to redirect to new sources of heat automatically to strike multiple foes in turn D --> Retrieving the knife was designed to be easy- I made it detect the specific heat signature of my companion's specialized high-power solar weapon so that when he switched to it, the knife would automatically put itself away in it's sheath until brought out again D --> The sheath itself, designed in motif to resemble the sun with carved rubies decorating it, would suppress the knife's powers, making sure it only worked when drawn
Looks like we're starting this morning off with a dadgum freepin headache today!! 💢
Still no sign of my BEST OF BROS on this site... Oh well. I'm sure it doesn't MEAN anything.
♯showme ♯yourmedicalrecords
sad you don't trust me to be honest
the ♯taffypuller would probably ♯feelgoodtome
YOU'RE ♯LYING
Same
me fr but also like i'm 7'11" don't question it lmfao
if i was ♯taller youd ♯allbesorry
it really is. it really is
What Makes A Coffee Pretentious?
because i know you far too well
awwww thank you that is so sweet!!! im sure they will :)
pretty sure youre the reason considering i fell asleep on you + the couch
V^ Rgrrhrhrrh I'm up. ^V
I'll be there in a few.
absolutely! the more the merrier!
Could I come over for pancakes too? I can bring the ingredients.
they are asking for pancakes
What's on the menu for them today?
the ghosts woke me up because they require #offerings
Regrettably Rise And Inevitably Grind
I'D BE INTERESTED IN ANYTHING B^T THE GRAPE PEELING!!!
you dont want to hear about what makes me happy???
OH. GO ON THEN B^T PLEASE KEEP THAT NASTY SHIT TO YO^RSELF.
not sure how youre doing that with where i am. but do i look pretty at least
I'M WATCHING YO^ ON TROLLIAN. YO^'RE F^CKING DISG^STING.
Boy dinner I gusss
the grape peels dont go to waste btw. dirk eats them like a #freak
awesome we can give those to dirk
I Have A Whole BoWl Dedicated To Tossing The Skins In
fuck yes lets peel our grapes together
This Is A Formal Invitation To Dave With Three E’s To Come Join Me For Breakfast As We Seem To Be Enjoying The Same Breakfast Foods Today.
=^owo^= im wet #NSFW
#wanderingaimlessly
Not lost, not found, but a secret third thing.
absolutely fuming. 🏀 https://lessgames.com/clueless forgot a basic word.
EVERY TIME I ATTEMPT TO CHANGE MY BANNER BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL, SUPERIOR IMAGE, IT REFUSES TO WORK! THIS DOG IS MOCKING ME!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!
Tr●lls ●n this w■bsit■ kn●w n●thing ▲b●ut ▲rt!!!!!.. I m■▲n it's n●t lik■ I'm trying tk b■ highbr●w ●r ▲nything I just wish y●u tr●lls g▲v■ m●r■ ▲tt■nti●n t● this ▲m▲zing sph■r■ ●f ●ur LIF■!!!!!!!
https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/bandicam%202026-03-29%2015-42-48-986.mp4
On my way to @apocalypticAnswers 's for some pancake offerings to the ghosts. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/672/966eef1c6bf7abae6dae0114f12a7f8c.jpeg?14997011 #nsfw
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration #teatime (Omnipotent / Seer muses like Scratch may potentially read it) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 29th ~ ------ Even the Midnight Crew cannot 8e trusted to stay on the enemy side of the Felt, perched 8eside their foes while a so8er host drowns them with drink. It would not surprise me to learn that their coffers have 8een emptied and the coordin8tes of their oper8tions compromised. Honour is a stranger here; no one will name an adversary without turning the encounter into a message of attraction. I arrived at the venue only after my m8tesprit inspired me to attend, pointing out the opportunity to pilfer from their ranks instead of 8ecoming one of his putrid guests. His underestim8tion of me was, in hindsight inevita8le, and when he dispatched his lesser goons to my loc8tion inside his study, I was already prepared with an escape route. It is a shame I never had the chance to converse with the woman cloaked in 8lack starlight. From his former Ms. Eight to his newly‑appointed Ms. Eight—8oth would have made for interesting convers8tion, or 8attle. I have yet to decide which would have occurred. Nevertheless, I came 8earing spoils. The portrait that hung over his mantle still mocked the memory of my fleet reduced to ash, which I removed. When he pretended it a “gift” to me, I knew the time had come to erase that faceless smugness once and for all. There was little time to fill the chest; these men can vanish at a whim, or so the Handmaid of my youth recounted tales of her co-workers to the young girl I once was. I wonder how she fares now, and whether I ought to act. While everyone else 8ends the knee to those green jesters, even those I once 8elieved were allies, I am 8eginning to suspect that perhaps it has solely 8een I who can set her free of her master.
pparties are very frightening but i am so lucky (hehe) that my good friend clover is here with me #teatime
Temu Pawlexa. #imfunny #teatime
ok here y'all go (artist: pumpkinsmut) https://i.postimg.cc/m2jw7F9t/IMG-0186.png #nsfw
𝄞 just sh♡wed up f♡r #teatime with that sn♡wball guy l♡l 𝆕 𝄞 i'll d♡ s♡me aut♡graphs while i'm here if u guys want <3 𝆕
Tea's good. Does this post cover all my obligations. #TeaTime
slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp #teatime
when he has a tongue piercing send chitt #nsfw
#rsvp im expecting vip seats and the most expensive bubbly you got
:33 < what a lavish looking hive! :33 < i for one look forward to whatever tea you will provide :33 < i love my classic chamomeow, but i could do with a new fancy shmancy kind X33
Live music provided by yours truly and other Felt members, naturally.
Understood, Doc. I'll keep an eye out for any... Weird cat phantasms and other unsavory folk.
why do people keep watching this. hiss. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/92144236_MLCUR1IT143C688.jpg
iis there a dress code 0v0"
What does it smell like? Just wondering. For no reason. #NSFW #Implied #Sweat #Olfactophilia #Osmolagnia #Hypnosis #MindControl #Dubcon #CNC #Bromidrophilia
sumtimes i wish i didnt hav 2 shake my ass and get mega fucked up 4 him 2 look my way :( #nsfw #substance #angst
Did that white guy really go to the effort of making his text the color of the website background. ......I'm kind of impressed.
Taking many notes. #Pissgate #Rollingaroundinmycasket #Intrigued
seSILLY has been seSPOTTED :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :foundya: :foundya: :foundya: :foundya: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs:
im hungry someone get over here #nsfwe #gore
[Now Playing: PIXELATED KISSES - Joji] https://on.soundcloud.com/GvRUI4iJUYlmpg5vgj #nowplaying #fuckyes
come on come on come on please please pleasse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2db480dfbce2.png
oh so thats why i was asked about my mac and cheese #imnotmad #imjustdisappointed
piss kink? to me thats just a normal kink #do>>n>>iththepisslife #i>eBEENonpiss #pissfore>er #nsf>>
I'm willing to enable piss shenanigans if you're interested in an android doing it. #nsfw #piss
Ơ̸̛̤̺͒͆̍̒͐̒̓̿̈́̄͘͠H̵̡̡̧̩̳̦͓͖̱̭͆̃̒͊̇̕
wHy aRe mOtHeRfUcKeRs oUt hErE HaTiNg? WhY NoT JuSt lOvE EaCh oThEr aNd sHaRe a fAyGo? :o)
ddo you think his suit smells good (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, newcomer on the timeline, well dressed, archive rating: T)
XDXD Do you even really like games if you haven’t played Red Dead Redemption II XDXD
https://th33ndlessappetite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/cocktail-sauce-ingredients.jpg I'm making it.
X_G∴∴D EVE AND G∴∴D M∴RR∴W T∴ ALL MY FELL∴W CHITTRS! IVE BEEN T∴LD THIS W∴ULD E G∴∴D F∴R "BUSNIESS" AND "PR∴FITS" . S∴ I AM HERE! HELL∴! C∴ME T∴ MY CLINIC!_
yknow if i wanted a creature that liked to play fetch i mightve gotten a dog but nah im here throwing balls of foil so fucking small i can barely pick em up between my claws for a feline who purrs at me so hard i think hes about to take off like a fuzzy fucking rocket when he brings them back
I was listening to music while doing work— and I come across this song— It’s not what I usually listen to— but it sounds pretty neat— https://open—spotify—com/track/5fvmBQ3mefBqRJrAst4cSl?—si=gOa8S5x6RbuJOmgfQCdKqQ
As One Can IMagine A Troll Or My Stature Needs Quite Large Appliances And Manor AccoMModations. This Has Resulted In A ExtreMely Large Batch Of Chocolate Chip Cookies Being Made, So Large In Fact That I Nor TaMora Intend To Eat TheM All, Which Is Why I’M Here. cookies Anyone?
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. CORPORAL RAZOREYE CHARGES: DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (45 COUNTS), INTERFERING WITH WAR EFFORTS (10 COUNTS), MURDER OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (2 COUNTS), MUTINY (1 COUNT), GRAND LARCENY (1 COUNT), HIJACKING (2 COUNTS) PLEA: "INNOCENT. THERE CAN BE NO CRIMES UNDER UNJUST TYRANNY." VERDICT: SENTENCING DEFERRED TO PROSECUTOR. DEFENDANT SENTENCED TO DEATH BY HANGING. COMMENTS: "GRRRHN. GRRH... RRRKCH. RRRH-RHUUUR-RRK!"
Thinking of trying out video games while I'm still on the mend. I have heard good things but have never tried them myself. How long do they take to introduce "Marioh"? Ego sum ira Domini.
A Sur\/\/i\/\/or's Treatise on Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists Penned by the Orphaner Dualscar, Recently Re\/\/i\/\/ed, and peer re\/\/ie\/\/\/\/ed by The Grand Highblood. Listen \/\/\/\/ell, ye \/\/\/\/helps. Ye d'not just e\/\/er stumble 'pon Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists. Y're noticed by'them first. De\/\/otees o' th' Mirthful Messiahs an' fairly dangerous despite their open buffoonery. Per th'request o' th'Grand Highblood, I \/\/\/\/ould like t'make a disclaimer that not all o'th'follo\/\/\/\/ers b'imbibin' on narcotics. Though, I stress y'should smell fer it. Like a rabid barkbeast. 1. Identifiers b'listed as such: Purple Blood, or similarly High Blood. Face Paint Resemblin' Cracked Mirth Masks o' Old. Speech Patterns oscillatin' bet\/\/\/\/een \/\/acant, serene, an' zealous. Often th'stench o' Sopor or other Religious Mediums. If y'are greeted as Brother, 'Motherfucker', or \/\/\/\/orse, just laughin' then ye'\/\/e already gotten int' their strikin' distance. 2. Understandin' th'Religion. Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists belie\/\/e in the Sacred Mirth: \/\/iolence is Comedy. Yer death is a punchline in their sick joke. Di\/\/ine Subjugation texts demand ALL must kneel t'their Miracles \/\/\/\/it' the Empress as the exception per their treaty. The Mirthful Messiahs themsel\/\/es. Some think th'be Cherubs, some Horrorterrors. Some T\/\/\/\/in, Some Many. D'not challenge this if y'\/\/alue yer pan bein' in yer cranium. 3. Immediate Response Protocol \/\/\/\/hen Encounterin' th'clo\/\/\/\/ns, here's \/\/\/\/hatchye must d'. Do not engage in dialogue. They'll con\/\/ert y', confuse ye, or e'en pro\/\/oke y' t'get ye t'death. Assess their Blood Color an' Status. Cull Lo\/\/\/\/blood Cultists, run from the Highblood Leaders. Creatin' Distance is important fer they prefer impro\/\/ised blunt \/\/\/\/eapons. Th'b'unpredictable an' quick. D'not Prolong any combat! If y'can cull'm, do'it. D'not enjoy it. D'not toy \/\/\/\/it'em. Because they are doin' th'same. 4. List O' Not T'Dos! D'not Laugh \/\/\/\/ITH them. That is submission. D'not CONSUME SOPOR. It leads y't'them. D'not UNDERESTIMATE THEM. It'll in\/\/ite y't'yer cullin'. D'not attempt QUADRANTS \/\/\/\/IT'EM. Their effection is mutilation alongisde de\/\/otion. 5. Highblood Authority. Under th'empire, Subjugglators are instruments of terror. The Empress does not control them, only aims them. No pleas or po\/\/\/\/ers from anyone but yerself can help y'\/\/\/\/it' them. 6. My Personal Account as a \/\/\/\/arnin'. In m'time, I'\/\/e crossed blade'n'pistol'n'cannons \/\/\/\/it' pirates, rebels, creatures older than th'sea itself. I \/\/\/\/ould sooner face Marquise Spinneret Mindfang at her most deceitful than endure prolonged proximity to a single Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultist. Mindfang may lie, stab, and cheat, but y'may li\/\/e. Any o' them Clo\/\/\/\/n's'll Cull ye. 7. The Final Doctrine o' Sur\/\/i\/\/al. Remember: Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists ain't Allies, they ain't Ri\/\/als, they ain't e\/\/en proper Enemies. They are an infectious storm of force. D'not negotiate \/\/\/\/it' th'Infection. Car\/\/e it Out. Closin' \/\/\/\/ords from yer fa\/\/orite Orphaner. I \/\/\/\/as forged to cull lusii, maintain a bit o' order, an' ser\/\/e a throne that no longer exists. If any fragment of Alternia still lingers \/\/\/\/ithin' ye. Any instinct fer sur\/\/i\/\/al, hierarchy, or dominance, heed m'\/\/\/\/arnin'. \/\/\/\/hen th'laughter begins, y'\/\/e already \/\/\/\/aited t'long.