Harrow Akedia
@solemnRequiem
♱hey/♱hem Mortician, Scholar and Faithful of the Grave Wha† would you ask of dea†h...?
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Do not train with Meenah or Meenah variant unless you have a medical team on-call. Thank you, @alarmingApothecary, for your assistance. I was truly unaware what I was walking into. I will also be out of the office for the rest of the day. Thank you. Photo taken by @corallineCataclysm, moments after training ended.
♱ough luck. I †hough† I would have a body †o bury...
Thankfully she went easy on me.
[|87 :: 1 should probably create a terms of serv;ce requ;r;n my pat;ents to stop fl;rt;n w;th me wh;le 1 am elbow deep ;nto the;r chest cav;ty, or do;n any operat;on for that matter because that was a very odd ;nteract;on. #suggest;ve #gore #doctorproblems
One can scarcely be expec†ed †o main†ain proper e†ique††e while †heir very hear† is being handled so in†ima†ely. I know I would no†... #sugges†ive #gore
:> Yes they c^n be. And before you come for me I enjoy the s^me sort of thing, but h^ving m^nners ^bout it is import^nt. <:
I absolu†ely agree †ha† decorum is preferable in any circums†ance. My poin† was merely †ha† main†aining i† becomes ra†her difficul† when one’s mind is clouded by anes†hesia and one’s ches† has been opened wi†h deligh†ful in†ensi†y...#gore #subs†ance
Ain't too surre what to call this one. Hack-headin'? Butcherrin'? It's th' next one of #deathrrankin' anyway. Honestly? Kind of a shiet verrsion of beheadin'. Ain't nothin' fancy to it, orr elegant. It's cuttin' flesh with a serrrrated knife. It hurrts. Ya trry and wrriggle frree of it and that's worrse. It's a slow, painful cut thrrough yerr neck. Orr multiple. Ya don't bleed out as fast as ya want. Ya just sorrta feel it hit ya overr and overr and overr. Ya just feel somethin' tearrin' into yerr flesh and ya can't escape it. If ya want it hammerred home that at th' end of th' day yerr just a piece of meat, this one's it. Overrall: 3/10. #death #violence #gorre
I find myself in wholehear†ed agreemen† wi†h your ra†ing. Dea†h, if †rea†ed as an ar†form, ough† †o possess elegance. A †hough†ful hand, a deep sense of composi†ion, for even wra†h deserves choreography. One may dismember in blind fury, carve †hrough flesh in pursui† of vengeance, or spill blood in †he name of some higher calling... bu† indiscrimina†e hack and slash has all †he ar†is†ic meri† of a †an†rum. ♱rue craf†smanship demands devo†ion †o †he ac†... #gore #violence
Biiiiiiig stretch.
DOes aany one of you possess the aability to praay?
I have been †old on mul†iple accoun†s †ha† praying is wha† I do bes†. How may I help you...?
another ni6ht starts up. hope y'all are alri6ht.
I am qui†e well. ♱he fog ou†side my hive looks as beau†iful and invi†ing as ever †onigh†. I am considering a small s†roll †hrough i† myself, provided †he zombies are feeling cour†eous †his evening. And how fares your nigh†...?
Anotherr #deathrranking Beheading. It's quick, I'll give it that. It's showy too, so it can be fun. Suppose it depends. Most executions arre a beheading. Don't like th' waitin' ferr it then. It's not as painful if it's done rright. Ya might feel a moment of pain then therre's nothin'. It's awful elegant too. Overrall, prrolly an 8 outta 10. #death #gorre #violence.
I would personally give i† a 8 for elegance alone. Ye† when one considers †he dreadful an†icipa†ion before edge mee†s skin, †he exquisi†e sound of a perfec†ly clean cu†, and †he handsome flourish of blood af†erward, decapi†a†ion reveals i†self as a †imeless classic... #dea†h #gore #violence
Hmn. Compellin' arrgument. I bumped it down cuz therre's a lot of times wherre ya don't get that nice, clean cut.
Words do have meaning and I simply refuse †o call †he mindless ac† of bludgeoning a †roll un†il †heir neck gives ou† "decapi†a†ion". Sloppy bu†chering is a much more fi††ing †erm for †ha†, and I supposed i† does have i†s value in †he overall ranking of me†hods... #violence
the little zombies in your phone are working tirelessly to power it. AND YOU DONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT
And here I †hough† palmhusks were powered by †he spiri†s of †he damned... #liveandlearn
Ɏ if a-a-a girl wa-a-ants to jostle you does tha-a-at mea-a-an she likes you or is it a-a-a ha-a-ateful a-a-act #genuinequestion Ɏ
Some †rolls will only find i† in †hemselves †o demons†ra†e affec†ion †hrough small ges†ures of aggression. So perhaps you would like †o fur†her inves†iga†e her in†en†ions †owards you...
Yes, my respi†eblock resembles a haun†ed moor. No, I will no† elabora†e... h††ps://cdn.imgches†.com/files/2e1e35b218a5.png
Well hello there.
<<"...pretty...">>
:33 < whoa mew look so purretty!!! :33 < i would hang out with mew fur sure :33 < mewr invited to my next team purrty!!
♱ha† is very kind of you †o say, and I surely apprecia†e i†...!
♱hough I canno† promise my a††endance, for dea†h is always sudden and unforgiving, I will surely †ry...
You will be please †o know †ha† only a few minu†es before †ha† pic†ure was †aken, I had my hands s†ained wi†h †he mos† beau†iful swirl of jade and indigo blood... ♱hey were lovers, and †hey had chosen †o mee† †heir end †oge†her. Isn'† i† beau†iful...? #gore #dea†h
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e96f4a053c8.png Gr8 shot.
:33< *the mighty huntress does a cute little pose as a clefur ruse to steal a 20 from mewr wallet*
:33< *the mighty huntress steals mewre lifur instead*
If you mean my life, I am really sorry †o disappoin† you, bu† i† has already been s†olen by ano†her par†y...
:33< no the lifur is an organ :33< it filtpurrs poison :33< in my timeline we called it the toxinsponge
Fair enough... My apologies for misunders†anding your adorable li††le pun. I guess i† is only fair †ha† you ge† my †oxinsponge in repara†ion...