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Thankfully she went easy on me.
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[|87 :: 1 w;ll adm;t ;t ;s a flatter;n and ;nt;mate prospect to have a pat;ent des;re more than just my med;cal serv;ces. However 1 th;nk a clear set of boundar;es for my serv;ces would spare these pat;ents the embarrassment of my pol;te decl;ne of romant;c advances for my quadrants are f;lled.
Therre's a few that ain't elegant. This ones one of th' ones wherre it feels almost spiteful. Ain't a fan. #gorre #death #violence
fuckin glΩriΩus, next time t𝛂ke 𝛂 phΩtΩ Ωf thΩse lil h𝛂nds Ωf yΩurs 𝛂ll blΩΩdied up fΩr me, need tΩ see them get dirty und t𝛂inted
:> Yes they c^n be. And before you come for me I enjoy the s^me sort of thing, but h^ving m^nners ^bout it is import^nt. <:
[|87 :: 1 should probably create a terms of serv;ce requ;r;n my pat;ents to stop fl;rt;n w;th me wh;le 1 am elbow deep ;nto the;r chest cav;ty, or do;n any operat;on for that matter because that was a very odd ;nteract;on. #suggest;ve #gore #doctorproblems
꒰it feels like a punchline to the worlds most mediocre joke does that make sense꒱
Ain't too surre what to call this one. Hack-headin'? Butcherrin'? It's th' next one of #deathrrankin' anyway. Honestly? Kind of a shiet verrsion of beheadin'. Ain't nothin' fancy to it, orr elegant. It's cuttin' flesh with a serrrrated knife. It hurrts. Ya trry and wrriggle frree of it and that's worrse. It's a slow, painful cut thrrough yerr neck. Orr multiple. Ya don't bleed out as fast as ya want. Ya just sorrta feel it hit ya overr and overr and overr. Ya just feel somethin' tearrin' into yerr flesh and ya can't escape it. If ya want it hammerred home that at th' end of th' day yerr just a piece of meat, this one's it. Overrall: 3/10. #death #violence #gorre
Biiiiiiig stretch.
another ni6ht starts up. hope y'all are alri6ht.
You're Laughing. There Are Little Zombies In Your Palmhusk, And You're Laughing.
Anonymous querist: "Blood, sweat or tears?" 1. Blood. 2. Tears. 3. Sweat. #Suggestive
Anonymous querist: "Would you ever be interested in learning the secret teachings of mimehood?" Absolutely. Contact me. I am always in pursuit of secret knowledge. https://roanlalondeama.straw.page/
꒰no more " in my humble opinion " , from now on it’s " from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions " .꒱
꒰THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS . look i love a good unethical cull every now and then do NOT get me wrong but theres a specific art in these kinds of things too yknow !!!! you gotta do it RIGHT to call it a beheading #gore #death #violence꒱
꒰one time the empress had people execute some people rebelling and i tuned in purely out of curiousity right and one of the guys they beheaded had these huge fuckoff horns that knocked the basket over AND they couldn't get it right the first time so im pretty sure the guy doing it was on his first day on the job but it was pretty fckn funny tbh #gore #death #violence꒱
A prrofessional one is a solid 8/8.5 rreally. Harrrrows gotta point therre. #death #gorre #violence
Hmn. Compellin' arrgument. I bumped it down cuz therre's a lot of times wherre ya don't get that nice, clean cut.
Literrally my thought prrocess wheneverr they starrt sawin' away orr usin' multiple cuts. Rreally defeated th' point folks. #death #gorre #violence
꒰^^^^ hard agree w harrow btw professional beheadings are much nicer to watch most of the time . i cant get into most amateur ones because of how sloppy they do it like .. #gore #death #violence꒱
꒰beheadings are totally hit or miss imo like sometimes it builds up suspense if its an execution or smth but usually you know what youre gettin ykwim ? i agree tho it can be a good show #gore #violence #death꒱
Anotherr #deathrranking Beheading. It's quick, I'll give it that. It's showy too, so it can be fun. Suppose it depends. Most executions arre a beheading. Don't like th' waitin' ferr it then. It's not as painful if it's done rright. Ya might feel a moment of pain then therre's nothin'. It's awful elegant too. Overrall, prrolly an 8 outta 10. #death #gorre #violence.
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dayum, idk how this guy can make everything sound so friggin kinky, but its almost impressive #dashwatching #vague #nsfw ?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e96f4a053c8.png Gr8 shot.
sick fuckin fit that shit goes hard
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<<"...pretty...">>
Well hello there.
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i couldnt agree more i wwant to owwn more of them especially the large and baggy ones that hang off my shoulder or reach my thighs do you happen to knoww wwhere i csn find these haunted ones you mention
EVEЯRY _IGHT, PЯROPHECIES OF APOCALYPSE, ЯREBIЯRTH, A_D A__IHILATIO_ AЯRE WHISPEЯRED I_TO MY AUЯRICULAЯR HEAЯR CLOTS. I AM TOLD OF A _EW LIFE, A _EW LA_D, A_D A TITLE HIGHEЯR THA_ THE O_ES ALЯREADY ASCЯRIBED TO ME. I DO_'T HAVE TIME FOЯR THAT SHIT!!! MY DEVOTIO_ TO THE MESSIAHS COMPELS ME TO SHOTGU_ THIS MOTHEЯRFUCKI_G _OS A_D PUЯRGE THE BLIGHT OF THE U_MIЯRTHFUL O_ THIS HU_K OF ЯROCK PLA_ET!!! IF YOU CA_'T HA_DLE MY HEAT, GET OUT OF THE MEAL BLOCK!!!
i am so excited i am going shopping today wwith a special someone i hope wwe find esoteric and laughably niche t shirts to match wwith #date #flushed
Concept: A garden of roses. You keep gazing upon them, watching them closely, sometimes even walking among them, caressing them as you pass by. They bring you great joy. You love them, even. The ones that sprout out of the blue, just as much as the ones that have been there the entire time. They're yours, and you are theirs all the same. Sometimes you take great pleasure in taking care of one in particular, tending to it with the utmost care and devotion, all while keeping the rest in your mind, never neglecting them. You're proud of having cultivated such a pretty garden. You get jealous sometimes, when someone comes and plucks one out- but c'est la vie. You'd rather watch them go somewhere that you know they will be cared for, maybe not with the same amount of love that you have for them, but close. Your rosarium is always there for you, when you look out the window at night. When your face is pressed up against the windowpane and the frame rattles from each dull impact. You live for your Rose garden, tending to it, pruning it and making sure it is always looking and feeling its best. (Tags: #Selfcest, reader/alts, palerom, redrom, #nsfw, #rankbait) (did I do this right?) @archiveAddict
you cant still SERIOUSLY think we “invented” fire. WE DIDN’T. we merely propagated the means to HARNESSING IT.
꒰rice krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat . turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot .꒱
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i d0 n0tt 1ike h0w many empire b00tt- fine. [thiz unitt] iz g1ad t0 zee empirica1 reminderz g0ing ztr0ng. i w0u1d 1ike t0 remind 0therz thatt [thiz unitt] iz n0tt ref1ective 0f my th0ughtz [END MESSAGE]
Do you ever wake up and just. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/937321ad740f.png #nsfw
th𝛂t wΩuld be my jΩb. they c𝛂n m𝛂ke yΩur gr𝛂ve but ill put yΩu in it
MY, my, I likke you
I need to stop heaaring things. YEs, even reaal sounds
V^ Y0u. I like y0u. Y0u're s0 fucking right. ^V
▲like i havent seen someone who’s quirk is just, perfect grammar, least not yet▼ ▲one of you ‘i swapped every letter to an alchemical symbol’ fuckers try that out instead seriously▼
V^ S0me 0f y0u have genuinely unreadable quirks and at that p0int, y0u maybe need t0 d0 a little editing... ^V
▲▲thats what ive been fucking saying!▼▼
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
sAcrAmEnt 3:12 “prAIsE bE, mAy ElIxIr rUn lIkE rIvErs, mAy fAcE pAInt nEvEr rUn, mAy yOUr mIrth bE EvEr prEsEnt my wIckEd kIn fOr thE cElEbrAtIOns jUst bEgUn” cOmfOrtIng In A dIffIcUlt tImE #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
I slept like a loggggg.
dig the ditches, fill with bitches, rinse fuckin repe𝛂t
pretty sΩundin sΩng fΩr 𝛂 pretty lΩΩkin thing
Scheiße, sΩ l𝛂ut... Lil fucks need tΩ le𝛂rn when tΩ shut their mΩuths...
no plushies were harmed in the makin of this pic #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d9a8050a532.png
#edsbeachparty https://media1.tenor.com/m/7l9p7uzs/david-hasselhoff-baywatch.gif
#edsbeachparty https://media1.tenor.com/m/nnq2wtd4/tan-tanning.gif
A night of frivolity, superb company and appreciation for a good rosé. Exquisite photography skills provided by @tipsyGalactica #nsfw #art #suggestive #boudoir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc2acb34d2f0.png
Prob★bly crucified?
Might just w★lk into the oce★n, who knows.
Tick tock
mr pres just therw A oblong mAet prodct |nto someoneees chAgr||n tnnunel @ #edsbeAchep|sode :.) felee|ng #pAtr|ot|t
Say " Cheese ". #beachepisode https://i.imgur.com/f9lbx3y.png
>> Can ¡t be a rea11y terr¡b1e ડh¡tty grave? Juડt th¡ડ once
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#BeachEpisode canceled, Cronus is here. You can and should jump him, by the way.
n0t in my backyard... but i c0uld instead c0me 0ver and dig h0les f0r y0u 0u0
i m0stly just d0 them f0r fun and fill them back in later
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