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wearin em bite marks like a badge of honor i see that ur cute lil way of askin 4 more? #suggestive #dashwatching

#mybunny <3

me llamas celoso, but i doubt u look at her w those same puppy eyes lol 😌

yeahhhh i think imma hold off on that post, like, indefinitely #vagueposting

wish id see more men in lingerie on the daily, i think thatd fix me #nsfw

baby, get on ur knees n say pretty please ;3

junior appreciation post!!!! #juniorfanclub

list of 5e spells for some 🔞🔞 misuse of majyyk!! #nsfw - hold person - entangle - mage hand (my fav) - invisibility - enlarge - chill touch - shocking grasp - thorn whip - charm person - any summon spell (if u aint a coward) - animate objects - arms of hadar

wont b showin my face tonight, but i get the feelin yall wont mind it too much ;3

thank fuck shes not from my tl #vagueposting

im feelin rly self conscious abt my thirst trap posts all of a sudden #vagueposting

hope the new pfp isnt *too* scandalous lmao

cant see shit again :(

yea lmao i made it w alchemy :3

ready 4 whatever 2night may bring 🙏

eyyy nothing huge, just waterin my pumpkins :) wbu?

gm cuties ;)

hopin some1 overthrows that guy so i can become the king in hot pink

feelin pretty rosé chic 2day

postin this selfie 4 no reason whatsoever <3

surrdounded by hot ppl rn & lovin it lmao :) surroundned* surrounded***

shits got me feelin all weird all of a sudden and i dont rly know why its all pretty dumb, ngl #vagueposting

gurl rly sounded like an angel up there... i had no idea she could sing so well #vagueposting

it felt rly good 2 b watched like that ngl... #suggestive

i should defo hav eaten smth before goin 2 bed last night lol #hangoverssucks

big slice of red velvet cake, bunch of berries, a guava & a double latte ✨️💅

eyyyyy good mornin evry1 😌✨️ havin myself an extra hearthy brekfrst cuz my body still kinda hates me 4 drinkin my ass off 2 nites ago 🍰

right, i wanna know too.

id nvr hav taken that chick 4 a lightweight lol gotta say, its kinda endearin 😌

eelmao #dashwatching

women lov my cherry lipgloss smooches n honestly who can blame em 😌

u gotta try a lot of silly bs durin sex if ur ever gonna develop a signature move #nsfw

mayb id b hotter i were actually evil, idk

soooo tiredddddd

here hopin imma get a part 2 of this wet dream i had (albert wesker was there but she was a woman 🤤)

lmao i knew thatd work >:) #vagueposting

💅 #nowlistening
hello! i've been toad some great and terrible things about this website, so i thought i'd come see for myself, ribbit. either way, it's very exciting to meet new people! so please don't be shy about saying hi :]

didja miss me? ;3

bby i know i got beautiful eyes but the strap is down there yk

if u want some context, this is why shes actin so coy ;3 @gadaboutTrickster

my jarona

is bein a ghost goth enough

im feeling so lonely tonight... think imma take the ol boy out 4 a spin ;3

dude i met so many amporas in my time wanderin the bubbles, but that 1s by far the wackiest lmao #dashwatching

why should i get ready 4 the day when i could just hump my pillow 4 another hr or so

would u let me haunt ur place 4 a night?

im in such an emo mood 2day lol i blame that other ghost 4 it

u can wrap me in ribbons, put a pretty bow on top, n call me a nice thing but underneath it all im still the same mess ive always been

teasin a guy til he loses his cool n shoves his cock down ur throat is a totally valid way 2 flirt, nvr let any1 tell u otherwise #nsfw

can u pls quit scraping ur teeth on the strap?? that aint a chew toy smh #nsfw

im so friggin happy i found her

its not like i can find an actual therapist in the bubbles lol

mayb paintin my nails would make me feel like myself again cant decide on a color tho...

here wonderin if i could actually b summoned w an ouija board

oh yea, @voidArchitect said i should post my kink thing but i completely 4got lmao well here it is

im in fact a morally gray twink

more like morally gay

whenevr he starts howlin i know its time 2 put that mouth o his 2 better use ;3 @goliathsTerror

late night yappin #nsfw #thirsttrapthursday (does my hair look like absolute ass yes/no pls b honest) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ef8a96f9d59.png

your moms my best friend! #jaronaposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c947305b29de.png

wearin my pretty pink collar and nothin else #nsfw #petplay

2 days since i got on t n the only changr i noticed so far was the sudden horniness which could also b blamed on the booze but i digress #substance

wym the fake wizard beard & hat aint doin nothin 4 u sexually?? #nsfw

c< #girlbulge #Nsfw #eNgageMeNtbait >c

jarona #jaronaposting

nonbinary ppl #engagementbait

*sighs wistfully* rly wish i could choke on their strap rn #nsfw

#lyricposting #nsfw cmon slide it out slap it on my tongue shoot ur shot lemme suck the gun ;3 https://open.spotify.com/track/5sjGalA4gsiow7k48v3pph?si=76Fka9KaQYKuAH_w6NRPcg&utm_source=copy-link

man, pole classes r definitely payin off my ass has never looked this good #suggestive but not rly?

4 those who were wonderin what the voidbrator/voidstrap looked like ;3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e4366bcdeaf.png

this 1 time i said good gurl 2 a guy i was fuckin instead of good boy n he moaned louder 🤔 #nsfw

sometimes all a nonbinary rly needs is a woman 2 b kinda evil 2 him #nsfw i wish

men whimperin n moanin around my fingers #nsfw #yearning

#nowplaying #nsfw flip me around n come get some ;3 https://open.spotify.com/track/5sjGalA4gsiow7k48v3pph?si=48d3f8d919774dbe

rly gotta start blurrin out my feet evry time i post a pic i wouldnt want 2 give him the satisfaction

anon asked: bulge or penis? a: idk, its lowkey impossible 2 pick a favorite there... apples n oranges, yk? they serv a similar purpose, yea, but each one offers a completely different ride (not 2 mention the mouthfeel...) so the answer is both ;3 #nsfw

*conjures a thousand cheese wheels from the aether*

if i had a #wizard familiar, itd look exactly liek this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4fee87faf388.png

been havin wet dreams abt the vampire lestat p much on the regular now and u defo u wont hear me complain abt it this time he was drainin me while we did it at the balcony o a super shmancy hotel or w/e, it waz so friggin hot <3 #nsfw
:33 < i picked up arrowmaking a few years ago :33 < back then, i suppawse i just wanted to cling to the mewmories of him in any way i could, even if it hurt, and even if i was the one who put an end to what we had :33 < but nowadays, i shoot those arrows myself, with a bow i carved from scratch :33 < and i dont think ive efur felt more fr33 #vent ?
:33 < the last cairn is finally done, and now i have a whole path cutting through my territory!! :33 < hopawfully i wont have to worry about people getting lost in the forest anymore :33 < they can just use the stones markers to guide themselves out :33 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/87c1333345c2.jpg

its been forever since i last went on an actual date n im not even gonna try play it cool, im sooo friggin psyched abt this :3

my honest 2 god review of interview w the vampire season 3 aka the vampire lestat: -needed more gay sex

been a while since the last time i posted #boynook... #nsfw
:33 < *ac admitedly doesnt have a lot to say on the next two #earth-tships , other than theyre pawsitively cute!* x33 < (and that roro has b33n showing up a lot in this chart h33h33) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7711910b9334.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8347c96fb8eb.png

///.....,lllllkmmmmmmmmmmmmnmkllllu78uuuuuuuuuyvcfffffffffffccccccccccce44444wwwwwweza\\\\\\\\ sry, tha cat decided 2 take a stroll across my keyboard seemed like an important message tho

its defo one of those nights #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c09cdf44dd9.jpg

been listenin 2 the rankin bass hobbit soundtrack nonstop thank u again @gadaboutTrickster & @aventurineCopycat 4 introducin me 2 this absolute gem!!!!

im gettin a lil tired of dealin w all this strider bs ngl #vent

(( Heatwave really delayed this (tablet 2 warm 2 draw on, no AC) but here's the chibi sketch requests from a couple weeks back!!! free for the muns to use wherever ofc, if you'd like a closeup of just your character or without the drop shadow, just shoot me a DM and i can get that to u shortly!! thanks again everybuddy :3 )) @gestaltCreophage @packageHandler @funnyStray @bummelBoogie @solemnRequiem @neonAllnight https://file.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/chibs.png

donnin the green yellow n blue just in time 4 the game VAI BRASIL!!!!! 🇧🇷

been goin thru it 2day #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28eb6f23a431.jpg

sometiems all a boy rly needs is 2 get petted n b told hes a good kitty #sfw

trynna summon the tiger w a spell #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a058fcd84bad.jpg

just felt like shamelessly repostin this 1 ;3 ;* #nsfw https://chittr.ing/profile/tipsyGlamour/3ba4b748-b770-44f8-9bfe-93820a4fdfbe

goshd its only been a few hours but i already miss their pretty kitty face between my thighs #nsfw

been watchin the same sitcom while workin on a project for like 3 hrs straight n now my backs killin me mayb i should take a lil break... n definitely a shower

its a lil unfair cuz they literally glow in the dark n all but i swear ive nevr seen any1 shine quite as bright ✨💖 @aventurineCopycat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1680b4cd13eb.png

made a huge mess o my sheets again this new toy sure aint fuckin around #nsfw

🍑 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a4771d22b755.png

i rly cant b bothered 2 hornypost on a monday mornin but godspeed 2 u all

i lied, toxic yuri would only maek me worse :)

toxic yaoi on the othrr hand.....

i think i need 2 experience a sapphic situationship so bloody n doomed itd make jennifers body look healthy mayb thatd heal me idk

rly need that girl sittin on my face, its a mattr o life n death atp #nsfw

too bad i aint a dilf... #suggestive #dashwatching

switches n service tops r rly underrepresented in this website lowkey sad 2 see #nsfw ig

a mimir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b27ed012341.jpg

[A slightly blurred selfie. Roxy held his phone high above his head as he stuck his tongue out at the camera, the image catching him mid-motion on the dance floor. His lab coat had long since been discarded from his shoulders and tied carelessly around his waist, and a black buttonup hanged wide open, sleeves slipping down his arms to leave his bare chest on full display. His skin glistened beautifully beneath the neon lights, from sweat and the occasional splash of spilled tequila, and even through the blur, the grin spread across his face was impossible to miss] #nsfw #substance

fuick it 1 moer mragarita n then im hittin the dancefloor w my tits out ;3 that gurl can waiyt alil bit more if she rly watns me loll #substance #nsfw

8 shotsd of tequila later n im still sso fine lmaooo idk whagt janey was so worride abt anywauy stella from hr just asked me if id liek 2 go back 2 her apartmen n despitr bein very temptedd, idk if i shoudl yk..... #substance #suggestive #hmmm

happy fathers day 2 the handful of men i called daddy while they pulled on my hair n made me gag hope ur all doin well #nsfw

#substance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b90eded6388d.jpg

now lets see if all that barkin comes w any bite lol #vagueposting

las nights wet dream: the brother from icarly kept hittin on me while i tried 2 bake a cake cake ended up lookin liek shit n i woke up jus when we were abt 2 bang ovr the counter #nsfw

this #firearmfriday goes 2 one of my alltime faves: the tokarev svt-40 it belonged 2 my mamá before it belonged 2 me... she kept it stored with the stuff she valued most in life, so i cant help but think it held a special place in her heart too a revolutionary weapon 4 the revolutionary woman who still inspires me every single day https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c5755a490211.png

there r few joys greater than stretchin out in a warm patch of mornin sunlight n doin absolutely nothin ✨✨ #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c25998e0c0c.png

had a drem i was makin out w myself sloppy style while evrbody in the room watched w a puzzled look on their faces im takin that as a sign i should start actin normaler around the other mes in this websiet #suggestive ?

cant be takin any new pics while my hairs blue, itd completely mess up my brandin n shit so pls enjoy this shameless repost instead ;3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fe5774d0cd19.png

i thot i could get thru a whole day w/o hornypostin but i rly cant stop thinkin abt that guys bulge #nsfw #vagueposting ?

#nowplaying #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/0dlP9SnqQa5k1A9mReybFb?si=b390aa4d46334ec7

like troll sabrina carpenter would say i cant relate 2 desperation #vagueposting

just a friendly reminder that todays still #tiethemuptuesday so grab some rope n wrap ur buddy up like the precious gift they are while theres still time ;3 #nsfw

lowkey me tryin 2 explain the specific flavor of genderfuckery i got goin 2 strangers also a #wizard post https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2dde8b7bf1b6.jpg

official roxy lalonde #tierlist ✨ rank: calmasis n all wizards by extension ❤️ rank: ppl i make out w 😚 rank: my friends n ppl id kiss platonically 🙂 rank: gen pop 💩 rank: u kno who u are

im not sure if ill get in trouble w bird law 4 this one all i know is i managed 2 snag a beautiful gryphon 4 #tiethemuptuesday @aventurineCopycat half cat, half bird, full on cutie ;3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92286b3e69c4.png

just abt done with my #tiethemuptuesday preparations all thats left is the dramatic reveal stay tuned ;3 #suggestive

q: "I want you carnally. I desire you. I want to see you shake and tremble for me again. I have many more toys to use on you." a: fuck man first the dream w heather n now this, idk if im gonna survive this mornin chat.... #nsfw

i also got one of those ask things if ur interested ;3 https://forms.gle/31wFtmePp343FPae8

just had such a long ass wet dream abt heather chandler n im startin 2 think a mean girl would definitely fix me rn #nsfw
I wanna pin that boy Roro against a wall and fuck him silly #nsfw #chittranonymous

not now sweety mommys cybercursing a dude #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c114e668ed70.png

beach episode #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e35ff758ca13.jpg

wizards #nsfw

im 5'10 n i was defo surprised 2 learn most o my alts r tiny

if itd make u guys feel any better, my dirk n jake variants are also extremely loud the difference is theyr usually busy plowin each other instead of arguin prolly the healthier option fr #nsfw

finally done w the last of my lab reprorts, which means im officially free for the next 2 weeks godspeed every1 still trapped in the scientfic trenches, n godspeed dereck in specific, cuz if i come back n find out he caused anothr containment incident im gonna lose it

kay so, i went back n tagged every singe 1 o my picture posts w #rorogallery if u wanna check em out #nsfw warnin ((ooc: I'll be posting everything I draw under this tag from now on <3 ))

#nowplaying i fr think 1 night w rosalia would fix me https://open.spotify.com/track/53tfEupEzQRtVFOeZvk7xq?si=5mZ1x3w3R0y2OJGwL8e7Pg

i could rly go 4 a drink or 2 rn #lalondehour #substance

i jus kno im gonna need a 4h nap after hes done w us #vagueposting #suggestive

#wizard twink obliterated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d252442450d.jpg

#TieThemUpTuesday report part 3: finally, i happened upon the most majestic stallion @tenaciousTestified unlike the others, this 1 didnt put up much of a struggle... i think he was already familiar w a lasso so naturally, i took my time wrapping him up as carefully as the most precious of gifts, n honestly? i think pink rly suited him thank u all for followin along 2day <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29c8db999d71.png

#TieThemUpTuesday report: managed 2 snag a particularly squirmy lil bunny @gadaboutTrickster girl would NOT stop wrigglin around so gettin the knots just right ended up takin me forever lmao completely worth it tho <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3407578561c.png

i miss my wife by which i mean my ex #imissmywife

#lyricposting #targetedpost i want my boyfriends 2 kiss, swap spit lock lips, if u lov me prove it double dip, grab his hips im sick of this, can my bfs just kiss??? https://open.spotify.com/track/7kEuCrDF7p9pOLzO1q2pu1?si=Rvn473txRzCTQwkxf-7J8g

#wizard time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/586b3a247f6c.jpg

its also #tiethemuptuesday what a beautiful day #suggestive

that ominous red janey just followed me n im certain this development will have no negative consequences whatsoever

undoin some messy knots n gettin my ropes ready for #tiethemuptuesday tomorrow #nsfw

todays #wizard post ;3 how do u like my new orb #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c7dc121a360.png

i get so friggin happy whenever i see alt selves carin 4 each other on main. like, there it is ur honor, empirical evidence that everybodys got it in em 2 love themselves a little ... even if they gotta outsource the process to another timeline first

new day new #wizard :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19bc0d1e504d.jpg

heard its horny hours #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64bac2073f52.jpg

nepetas my beloveds u kno what to do 💅💅

'a courrse. Thank ya kindly ferr th' advice.

Got given a new skull t' clean. Therre's fungus grrowin' on th' antlerrs. #animalrremains #death #bones

this gurl should rly stop fuckin me w her eyes and get 2 my dms already #vagueposting #nsfw

oh hell no #dashwatching #instantblock

i can always count on my alts 2 like my wizardposts even hours after i chittd em #selfcare

2days #wizard is a special one #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1564a03ea587.jpg

see i didnt feel the need 2 mention women in the post abt the strap cuz honestly id be the one gaggin on their bulge #nsfw

sometimes, all a man needs is a nerdy twink (gender nonspecific) gaggin on his strap #nsfw

i too feel the urge 2 only express myself thru emojis sometimes 🥱😴✍️🚫

#lyricposting i want my boyfriends 2 kiss, swap spit lock lips, if u lov me prove it double dip, grab his hips im sick of this, can my bfs just kiss??? https://open.spotify.com/track/7kEuCrDF7p9pOLzO1q2pu1?si=Rvn473txRzCTQwkxf-7J8g

a very special #wizard 4 #wizardwednesday #nsfw ig https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce04402c0b78.jpg

apparently a cheap piece o plastic is perfectly capable of destroyin expensive lab equipment if u try hard enough (its funny as shit tho) anyway there goes another 20k in taxpayer dollars https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/381cfc6aae1d.jpg

if ur a dirk or dirk adjacent being out there pls kno that ily <3

im awak what did i miss

i cant b nonchalant anymore i need him whimperin n moanin around my fingers right the eff now #nsfw #directposting

#nowplaying #longing pero quierendo volver, a la última vez que a los ojos te miré y contarte las cosas que no te conté y tirarte las fotos que no te tiré https://open.spotify.com/track/3sK8wGT43QFpWrvNQsrQya?si=O881Gv2rSDSRO9n68cqaQg

had a weird day at the lab today one of the man eating plant specimens broke outta containment (thx 4 not doin ur friggin job dereck) n instead of immediately goin on a murder spree like i thot it would, the thing made it all the way to the yard n just started rollin around in the grass like a cat findin a sunny spot im obviously relieved nobodys dead, but now ive got a giant carnivorous plant rooted outside n absolutely no idea how im supposed 2 convince it to get back in the terrarium #labstories
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒈ — @lunarL↑ine Lunarl !!!!!! (Yes, I’m going to keep doing this to the folk with no recorded surnames. Yes, I know it’s Getting Old.) OK. UNRELATED, but it’s kind of shocking that the guy is one letter off from my matesprit (Hi Dearie ♥ ♥ ♥), though this doesn’t have anything to do with Lunarl AS A PERSON. If that last L was an I, I would REALLY be scratching my head. Anyway. What’s ↑ farmers. We’ve got a HOOT (or a Howl!) of a specimen tonight, so let’s get → INTO IT! Let’s Take A Gander at Lunarl! (A CHEER HERE! A BLEAT THERE!) Lunarl is very clearly the STAUNCHLY HARDWORKING type. It’s a staggering first impression that hits you like a flock of woolbeasts barrelling in your direction. THAT IS TO SAY, I wouldn’t be surprised if that had happened at least once to the guy. He is a hatched farmhand and shepherd, being raised by a GREAT BIL↑INEFIEND. That pack mentality has rubbed off on Lunarl. BUT don't let that grumbly exterior fool you, because Lunarl is a sweetheart, especially with his OWN FLOCK. No matter how WEALTHY IN HEIGHT some woolbeasts are (Hilda) or how affectionately dumb the lot of them are, he would do anything for them. It’s a sweet thing to read about. Lunarl is a STAPLE OUTSIDER to the Social Paradigm. A lot of the time, you notice him grappling with social cues, with most confuzzling situations having to do with understanding romance. Does this person want to Get Together or Get Him In A Casket, STAT? Within the same vein, I notice a wariness from him. The disengagement with the CHITTRENDS tells me he has SOME semblance of a standard, or at least an exasperation to the muckery of town/cityfolk. But I know Lunarl wants to understand people in the end. Even if that means participating in Smash or Pas-s. Pain and death sojourn frequently to Lunarl. The knowledge of deaths alone is PERHAPS ALARMING for a nurturer, almost like he knows it like the back of his prong. That knowledge juts far outwards like a THORN IN THE DEXTERITY CARPAL, at least much more than his blood color. CASE IN POINT: There’s a growing collection of DEATH RATINGS, a morbid sort of topic, but vivid regardless. I’d say look into it yourself if you’re interested, because though he doesn’t out→ state it, you gain the impression Lunarl and death have PERSONALLY MET many many times. But I wouldn’t want to make accusations without a grounded prism of evidence. Maybe it’s just ME, but a particular dearth in STABLE IDENTITY emanates from Lunarl. Sure, he knows what is expected from his duties, he knows how to forge connections——being a firm ground to stand on, unchanging——but you find there’s not a lot to do with who he is. I doubt Lunarl could tell you that himself. I wonder if the name Lunarl even RESONATES with him? A part of me thinks you came here to understand who you are, but you must first acknowledge that your soul comprises the most vulnerable parts of the Self, and you can't keep turning your back from it. You fixate so obsessively on your duties and grasping the people around you that you don’t truly know yourself. Because you’re afraid of what you’ll see from self-reflection. You hang on the familiar TASTE OF GORE AND DEATH as a violent escapism from your memories, because not even your body can handle what you had to go through. It’s easier to paint the issue as lycanthropy, and in that aspect you have nearly everyone (⒈) fooled. Werewolves are beasts of the flesh; it does not align with who you are, dweller of the MIND. Rather, I believe underlying trauma is the TRUE BEAST inside you. The difference is, a beast can be roped and tamed, but you must be PATIENT WITH YOUR MIND. Above all else, I hope somenight you have the strength to search for yourself. It will hurt, but what is closure if not understanding the wounds? (YOU GOT THIS! I’m sure Binkii could help, too!) (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: KNIGHT OF BLOOD? A steadfast leader and shepherder of bond. Cares a lot about people; still has learning to do, stubborn to change as he might be. Captive to his own blood. Afraid of his own mind.) BE SURE TO GIVE LUNARL a big BIG BIG FOLLOW. I’ll see you in the NEXT ONE! #gandertag

i miss havin long hair tbh ppl just cant get a proper grip on it when its this short.. #suggestive

ig this can b considered a #wizard post #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37f263056d78.jpg

[BEGIN MESSAGE] hanging with #thegir1z [a c10ze up ph0t0 0f three beez. they're z0mewhatt f1uffy and tinted b1ue. they're zatt 0n a fuzchia wire with pazca1'z face 0utt 0f f0cuz behind them.] [END MESSAGE]

feelin strangely compelled 2 go somewhere loud n dimly lit tonight n make a series of decisions my future self will fortunately describe as “pretty understandable" (get fucked up n railed in the middle of a crowded venue) #nsfw

((art by tipsyGalactica!!!)) tried the whole hoodie stealing thing, i heard it was something to be done. this is cozy i see why you wear it all the time dude!

my #sillytoxictrait? flirtin my way outta conflicts n awkward situations

idk if ur ignorant or u simply dont gaf, either way thats just friggin nasty #vagueposting

just got to 20k kult hell yeah i should come up w something 2 celebrate maybe a few more voidbrator posts... #nsfw

the roxy council will decide ur fate

takin this opportunity 2 post 2days #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f2b1cac7562.jpg

never saw this many mes online at 1 time lmao #roxyhours

#yearning https://open.spotify.com/track/6tDDoYIxWvMLTdKpjFkc1B?si=N1C0xPFZRg-zNd323UsG2Q%0A

yea no im jus gonna pretend i didnt see that hope shell b ok tho #dashwatching #vague

Thankfully she went easy on me.
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[|87 :: 1 w;ll adm;t ;t ;s a flatter;n and ;nt;mate prospect to have a pat;ent des;re more than just my med;cal serv;ces. However 1 th;nk a clear set of boundar;es for my serv;ces would spare these pat;ents the embarrassment of my pol;te decl;ne of romant;c advances for my quadrants are f;lled.

Therre's a few that ain't elegant. This ones one of th' ones wherre it feels almost spiteful. Ain't a fan. #gorre #death #violence

Th' paint looks rreal nice.

[|87 :: 1 should probably create a terms of serv;ce requ;r;n my pat;ents to stop fl;rt;n w;th me wh;le 1 am elbow deep ;nto the;r chest cav;ty, or do;n any operat;on for that matter because that was a very odd ;nteract;on. #suggest;ve #gore #doctorproblems
꒰it feels like a punchline to the worlds most mediocre joke does that make sense꒱

Yeah, that's it exactly, mate. Ya got it.

Ain't too surre what to call this one. Hack-headin'? Butcherrin'? It's th' next one of #deathrrankin' anyway. Honestly? Kind of a shiet verrsion of beheadin'. Ain't nothin' fancy to it, orr elegant. It's cuttin' flesh with a serrrrated knife. It hurrts. Ya trry and wrriggle frree of it and that's worrse. It's a slow, painful cut thrrough yerr neck. Orr multiple. Ya don't bleed out as fast as ya want. Ya just sorrta feel it hit ya overr and overr and overr. Ya just feel somethin' tearrin' into yerr flesh and ya can't escape it. If ya want it hammerred home that at th' end of th' day yerr just a piece of meat, this one's it. Overrall: 3/10. #death #violence #gorre

Biiiiiiig stretch.

You're Laughing. There Are Little Zombies In Your Palmhusk, And You're Laughing.

Anonymous querist: "Blood, sweat or tears?" 1. Blood. 2. Tears. 3. Sweat. #Suggestive

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I Am Always Saying This.
꒰no more " in my humble opinion " , from now on it’s " from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions " .꒱
꒰THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS . look i love a good unethical cull every now and then do NOT get me wrong but theres a specific art in these kinds of things too yknow !!!! you gotta do it RIGHT to call it a beheading #gore #death #violence꒱
꒰one time the empress had people execute some people rebelling and i tuned in purely out of curiousity right and one of the guys they beheaded had these huge fuckoff horns that knocked the basket over AND they couldn't get it right the first time so im pretty sure the guy doing it was on his first day on the job but it was pretty fckn funny tbh #gore #death #violence꒱

A prrofessional one is a solid 8/8.5 rreally. Harrrrows gotta point therre. #death #gorre #violence

Hmn. Compellin' arrgument. I bumped it down cuz therre's a lot of times wherre ya don't get that nice, clean cut.

Literrally my thought prrocess wheneverr they starrt sawin' away orr usin' multiple cuts. Rreally defeated th' point folks. #death #gorre #violence
꒰^^^^ hard agree w harrow btw professional beheadings are much nicer to watch most of the time . i cant get into most amateur ones because of how sloppy they do it like .. #gore #death #violence꒱
꒰beheadings are totally hit or miss imo like sometimes it builds up suspense if its an execution or smth but usually you know what youre gettin ykwim ? i agree tho it can be a good show #gore #violence #death꒱

Anotherr #deathrranking Beheading. It's quick, I'll give it that. It's showy too, so it can be fun. Suppose it depends. Most executions arre a beheading. Don't like th' waitin' ferr it then. It's not as painful if it's done rright. Ya might feel a moment of pain then therre's nothin'. It's awful elegant too. Overrall, prrolly an 8 outta 10. #death #gorre #violence.
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dayum, idk how this guy can make everything sound so friggin kinky, but its almost impressive #dashwatching #vague #nsfw ?
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Concept: A garden of roses. You keep gazing upon them, watching them closely, sometimes even walking among them, caressing them as you pass by. They bring you great joy. You love them, even. The ones that sprout out of the blue, just as much as the ones that have been there the entire time. They're yours, and you are theirs all the same. Sometimes you take great pleasure in taking care of one in particular, tending to it with the utmost care and devotion, all while keeping the rest in your mind, never neglecting them. You're proud of having cultivated such a pretty garden. You get jealous sometimes, when someone comes and plucks one out- but c'est la vie. You'd rather watch them go somewhere that you know they will be cared for, maybe not with the same amount of love that you have for them, but close. Your rosarium is always there for you, when you look out the window at night. When your face is pressed up against the windowpane and the frame rattles from each dull impact. You live for your Rose garden, tending to it, pruning it and making sure it is always looking and feeling its best. (Tags: #Selfcest, reader/alts, palerom, redrom, #nsfw, #rankbait) (did I do this right?) @archiveAddict

you cant still SERIOUSLY think we “invented” fire. WE DIDN’T. we merely propagated the means to HARNESSING IT.
꒰rice krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat . turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot .꒱

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Do you ever wake up and just. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/937321ad740f.png #nsfw

MY, my, I likke you

I need to stop heaaring things. YEs, even reaal sounds

V^ Y0u. I like y0u. Y0u're s0 fucking right. ^V

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▲▲thats what ive been fucking saying!▼▼

(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future

sAcrAmEnt 3:12 “prAIsE bE, mAy ElIxIr rUn lIkE rIvErs, mAy fAcE pAInt nEvEr rUn, mAy yOUr mIrth bE EvEr prEsEnt my wIckEd kIn fOr thE cElEbrAtIOns jUst bEgUn” cOmfOrtIng In A dIffIcUlt tImE #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

no plushies were harmed in the makin of this pic #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d9a8050a532.png
#edsbeachparty https://media1.tenor.com/m/7l9p7uzs/david-hasselhoff-baywatch.gif
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A night of frivolity, superb company and appreciation for a good rosé. Exquisite photography skills provided by @tipsyGalactica #nsfw #art #suggestive #boudoir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc2acb34d2f0.png

Prob★bly crucified?

Might just w★lk into the oce★n, who knows.

Tick tock

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Say " Cheese ". #beachepisode https://i.imgur.com/f9lbx3y.png

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#BeachEpisode canceled, Cronus is here. You can and should jump him, by the way.

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i m0stly just d0 them f0r fun and fill them back in later

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