♦ pitied by @tentacleTheconsensualist

what no i can like and support things in the casual and wholesome way too!! it's you who chose to make it lewd
i gotta get off linkedin this website is so awful... :((((
I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL OUT TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS YEAR. I WILL HAVE PLENTY OF STORE-BOUGHT CONFECTIONARY ON HAND, ALONG WITH A FEW HOME MADE SWEETS. ARE 'REESE'S CUPS' STILL THE REIGNING FAVORITE? 21605 FIR DR, MAPLE VALLEY, WASHINGTON.

Can't even pity a post any more.

I should probably not post anything more pertaining to Jasprose or #selfcest for a few days, lest I come off as too thirsty. I swear I do have other interests.

If nothing else, at least I can make a show of it.

I have made out with my reflection before. Steamy, panting, drooling makeouts. I highly recommend it! #suggestive

No I just think you're endearing. You think I'm putting myself above you? Really? I'm literally a plushie and also a silly kitty cat. I'm as psychologically diminutive as a grown woman can get without literal age regression. I admit I do find endearment in our contrast though so you're not completely off mark!

I want her so bad it's genuinely embarrassing for the both of us.
...hmmm. im getting less comfortable with you saying this dog is me!
