Rose Lalonde-Maryam
@tentacleTherapist
Seer of Light, co-Curator of the Archive of Old Worlds, Mother, Wife She/Her
Happy 20th anniversary to one of the greatest pieces of modern literature. I speak, of course, of Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
its tiem to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys
I'm always saying this.
screw it!! smash or pass!! comment and i'll say which you get! #nsfw
Comment.
smash. until i've split earth c in two and formed a black hole
Goodness.
sorry rose i just really like you :P
Oh, it's nothing you need to apologize for, don't get me wrong.
just don't wanna come across like umm too much
Don't worry, Jade. I rather think I invited you to be A Lot.
i guess so :P love u girl <3
<3
#nsfw on that note? reply for a smash or pass i guess!
:)
hm. that's the second lalonde-maryam maryam-lalonde. hm. smash!
I suppose we were both curious!
fun fact i literally do not have a deadname my mom could see the future so she never bothered raising me as a boy ive been "roxy" from day 1
The name my mother picked was also prescient But less arcane in nature I believe I'm glad she chose a name androgynous Rather than "Elizabeth" (good god) I do wish she had Seen my transition The shock and awe was frustrating for me
yeah that sorta sucks that rosies foresight doesnt seem to be as allencompassing as my moms was but i think the tradeoff was that my mom only foresaw a very few specific things in their totality, whereas rose can see a lot of things...more vaguely
Genuinely every couple of months I try and See into Matilda's future for any signs of transgenderism, just in case I can catch it earlier and make things easier for my child. But things start to get really uncertain after a year or so in advance. Thus far, she appears to be cis as far ahead as I can See. Which is also fine, obviously.
i havent been p0sting all day yet i keep checking my n0tificati0ns like aw 0n0 why is n0 0ne interacting with me
I fall into the same trap constantly. "Interaction? Interaction pls? No post just interaction."
#earthzmurdergame day one! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bca9e8d089df.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d75a5ba254eb.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c232b58e25f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/824ef326c9c1.png
Such an ignoble death, but I suppose that's what happens when you're up against an elite Gamer Girl.
i only got one person interested in the killing game thing rn? cmon! interact with this chitt in any way to be added to chittr happy havoc
Might as well throw my hand in.
:33< its #shitpetasaturday what did mew all get meow?
I got you jingley ball toy stuffed with catnip.
Good morning, everyone—I wish you all a most relaxing and restful weekend.
Right back at you, Rosebot.
I've been rewatching Hannibal and it's been giving me ideas for Witch Nights. #whimsyposting
...How? Are you going to frame a neurodivergent twunk for murder?
In all seriousness, my inspiration comes from the prop designers, who manage to make elegant reconstructions of human body parts out of ordinary meat. I was thinking I might try to construct some "hearts" for ritual sacrifices and consumption.
dave replaced all my plates and glasses with dog bowls :/
Tremendously rude of him. Though I must admit you always look good down on all fours.
r-rose!!! is this really the time for that???
When is it not?
oh hey rose! :B
Hello June. Assuming it's my recent follow you're referring to. Glad to hear you're living your best life now - though I'm quite sorry to hear about most of what lead up to it, of course. And if you meant some other Rose, well, hello anyway, it's always nice to see any version of you.
i was in fact referencing you! it's great to see any version of you, too. how are things with kanaya in your timeline.
Things are great. We have adopted an adorable little purpleblood named Matilda, she's going to be starting school this Fall. I hope she'll make friends. Several of her "cousins" appear to be a bit too rowdy for her tastes. She's a bookworm through and through, just like her mothers.
i'm glad to hear that things are going well for you! it's good to know that outside of this black hole my friends seem so keen on staying inside, other versions of everyone are doing okay.
There are an infinite number of variations on the theme of all of us out there, as this website continually proves. I do like to hope the majority of them are happy.
i've been hoping to find some variation of happiness for my friends ever since dirk killed himself. especially for jade and rose.
I wish you the best, but I'm afraid happiness is something they have to find for themselves; you cannot find it for them.