Rose Lalonde
@tentacleTherapist
Seer of Light, co-Curator of the Archive of Old Worlds, Mother, Wife She/Her
i have twelve waffles left do i eat them all right now or have self restraint for the first time ever
I'm cheering for your self restraint!
Don't give up, Dave! You can restrain yourself! I believe in you!
Oh, it's #FuckYourFriendsFriday as well? *Ahem*. Good thing I wore the glossy black lipstick that leaves marks on everything. #NSFW
I begin with the face, of course. Not the lips; I leave your mouth free, so as not to stifle your desperate whines, but I plant kisses all along your cheeks and jawline, peppering a trail down your neck as well. You remove your shirt, and I suck at your collarbone, leaving a slight welt as well as the lipstick stain. I gradually move lower down your chest, being sure to leave thick marks on both the nipples and around the belly-button. As I slide your pants down your hips, your cock bursts free and slaps me across the face. I don't mind. I grip the shaft in a firm hand, stroking it softly as I bring it to my lips and begin to suck, diving ever deeper down the length of your shaft. How big is it? I like to think I've got a pretty good track record, but I'm aware that Harleys in particular sometimes pack truly ridiculous amounts of heat.
((okay thats more than i was expecting wowwwww!! im cooking dinner rn but when im done ill reply to that :B
((No pressure! I just felt that Rose would write a lengthy response, because she's a wordy bitch and loves to tease.))
ohhhhhhmygod rose i dont think ive ever been more flustered by a chit??? i.. uhm.. wow!! you got my tail wagging hehe and.. well. something else bobbing #nsfw id be your good boy for a treatment like that!! i think its probably.. around the 8 inch range? with my space powers i could probably adjust it but i dont really try to go too crazy with it. i dont wanna hurt someone!!
I appreciate that. Eight inches is well within my capabilities. So I bob my head as I suck more and more of your cock, holding back my gag reflex as you hit the back of my throat, and eventually bottoming out, my lips buried in your crotch, leaving a thick black stain around the very base of your cock. I begin to pull away, even as you whine for more, but I'm not leaving you entirely. Just taking a moment to ensure I paint your balls a glossy black too. Once I've given each a good suck and tongue-polishing, I return my attention to your needy member. Before, I was just trying to leave a mark; now, I begin to deepthroat you in earnest, cheeks hollowing obscenely as I suck the full length of your cock. Do you leave me to my business? Do you grab me by the hair and take control of the pace? Or are you the sort of ruffian that would pull me off of you, bend me over, and rip my skirts to claim your prize?
been a hot minute hi guys
Hi.
I heard it was Kiss The Homies Night. Good thing I wore the glossy black lipstick that leaves marks on everything.
That is to say; if I'm following you, feel free to steal a kiss.
I did say "if I'm following you", darling. Sorry, but I'm a tad selective. Please don't take it personally.
I did say it's an invitation. As far as #selfcest goes, you in particular fascinate me.
Horny chat tonight. #nsfw
Hornier than usual?
aw dang it did i miss the awoos??
Meow?
Michael Cera vs Jesse Eisenberg funny awkward guy battle #movies
My money's on Jesse. I've never seen Michael perform a role that wasn't awkward; I don't imagine either has much combat training, but I feel like Michael actually has a negative amount of capability.
I had a crush on like, at least four of my friends growing up.
I thought you only had three friends growing up?
I won't be so gauche as to ask which ones. I suspect I already know, anyway.
imagine romeo and juliet and everything is the same but romeo says “epic fail” and it never explains why or how
Act 5, Scene 1 [Enter Romeo] ROMEO If I may trust the flattering truth of sleep, My dreams presage some joyful news at hand. My bosom's lord sits tightly in his throne, And all this day an unaccustomed spirit Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts. I dreamt my lady came and found me dead (Strange dream that gives a dead man leave to think!) And breathed such life with kisses in my lips That I revived and was an emperor. Ah me, how sweet is love itself possessed When but love's shadows are so rich in joy! [Enter Romeo's man Balthasar, in riding boots] News from Verona - How now, Balthasar? Dost thou not bring me letters from the Friar? How doth my lady? Is my father well? How doth my Juliet? That I ask again, For nothing can be ill if she be well. BALTHASAR Then she is well and nothing can be ill. Her body sleeps in Capels' monument, And her immortal part with angels lives. I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault And presently took post to tell it you. O, pardon me for bringing these ill news, Since you did leave it for my office, sir. ROMEO Epic fail.
I figured out how to rechitt replies just for this, thank you, rose. This is amazing.
I'm glad you appreciate my work. I wrote it all out by hand, of course, instead of using the pedestrian Copy+Paste tools. Makes it more authentic, to my mind.