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#tragicbackstory #trauma one time i vwalked in on coolscar acting out that scene from silence of the lambs vwith goodbye horses playing in the background. thats howv i got these scars.
imagine havwing some guy vwho calls himself the helpsman as an ancestor? he needs to help himself to some 8ITCHES. nah, but really, vwhy if you dont already think im the most pitiable user on this platform, imagine havwing coolscar as your ancestor. shit, im gonna shed a single manly tear vwhile strumming a c-minor on the vworlds tiniest guitar. #sendspheres #spheresoutforcronus #pitybait
anon asks me "if you wvere a vwoman do you think you wvould still be attracted to wvomen?" uhh duh? girl on girl is hot as hell. vwhat kinda moron do you take me for? #feminism
hit me up vwhen you wvanna make another bad decision svweetheart
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▲course we do, theres plenty about us handling slurry or whatever▼ ▲though ive kinda been liking human lesbian slurs more lately▼
∙☾__☽ hitting the slab need to think of̶ new slurrs f̶err jades and clownchaserrs maybe sub bottoms while i'm at it too will rreporrt back laterr (:
∙☾__☽ jade slurr update f̶orr those that need them bucket f̶̶ondlerr cave dwellerr slurrrry stirrerr cave crrawlerr caste strraddlerr bucket brrigade slurrrry slop/slopperr rrizrrik neverr keeps the ppl waiting
dont use me as a gotcha this is your pulsatin court fool squiggly of an onus to bear
tHeY DoN'T StInK, yOu iNtO ThAt tOo? WhY YoU KeEp rEjEcTiNg a mOtHeRfUcKeR? uUuUh bRoThA I JuSt fLiPpEd tHe lIkE ToRmEnT SwItCh yOu gIvInG YoU ThOsE LiGhTmArEs. LoT To fUcKiNg uNpAcK ThErE.
you forgot the part wwhere i rejected your stinky clowwn grease holes multiple times i think its important to clarify thats wwhat led to you chuddin out an givvin me perpetual lightmares wwhere cosmic horror baddies keep tryin to cut my bulge off wwith a giant pair a scissors
FUCK
꧁⎝ Such a fascinatin ting dat dea 'desperation' is. Sure a whore divin fa bulge can be entertainin but aft'a certain point Ah lose interest. #nsfw ⎠꧂