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OOC// Everyone keeps complaining about seeing that shit on their dash and I feel bad :( but anyhow thanks for the reassurance mate <3 if anything I’ll just try to keep it to a minimum HAHA ))
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You Guys Like My Boyfriend Posts, Right? It Will Happen Again. #fond #fond #fond
. . . ? Your name is DIRK STRIDER. . . You haven't been in contact with another speaking individual in many, many years. Can't remember the last time you were, thanks to the constant storms causing you to have horrendous connection. . . .And All you have for comfort is the sound of crashing waves, heavy rain smacking into every window, the bone rattling thunder, occasional seagulls and the deep creaking of the metal supports to your apartment struggling against the murky waters. .You are alone, DETACHED from everything and everyone around you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/610ec8a8a115.png
YOU'RE ALL SO [Small]
You're an animal already.
You can't hide from the parts of yourself you don't like, coward. You and I are one in the same and you're just as bad as me. It's time you accept who you are.
Your input on the matter ultimately means nothing because you don't even understand what I'm talking about. Not because what I'm saying is bullshit, but because you're too pea-brained to actually comprehend any of the words coming out of my mouth.
hello, morons. the ultimate Developer of biological alterNiAn weaponry is bestowing you with his presence. unfortunately for you all, i came not to socialize, but merely to observe for the sake of my own amusement and potentially stuDy the braiN.
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only wwomen that are secretly gay men an also ran through are attracted to big pecs decent wwomen are attracted to the nubile aristocratic small chested build
but but but damn no youre right is the self awareness going to stop you though
Mmmm....
Aw, what's wrong Dirk~?
I am about to get married to a variation of your father. I think we are well past those formalities.
an anonymous user is asking me "hovw can a shy 5 foot slimthick rustie make herself more attractivwe to highbloods" uhh, by givwing me her handle or getting into my dms, duh. ill hawve lots more to tell you in there ;) #suggestiwve
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It's nothing. I was simply acknowledging.
Luckily, I don't bow to your judgements.
Well obviously. But you forget that God thinks I'm endearing.
It seems you have started this argument off by being excessively full of yourself, rather than using evidence from any religious texts. God would not care enough about you to make you a sin, Dirk. Besides, I am plenty kind. Many people may vouch to this.
im so rich and awesome :)
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IMAGINE THIS. THERE ARE TWO FEMALES. AND THEY ARE EATING A SLAB OF MEAT. OHHH H. OHH YES! STOP ME IF THIS IS TOO FAR. ACTUALLY. DONT. THIS IS ALREADY ABSOLUTELY *DISGUSTING*. PURELY DRIPPED IN *RANCH*. I MEAN *RAUNCH*. FUCK. NEVERMIND. I'M HUNGRY. GOODBYE. #NSFW #FOOD #HUNGRY #IWANTMEAT #MEATTIME
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