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babygirl is gender neutral btw but if y∞u d∞n't like it the alternative term is me∞wme∞w. I am a benev∞lent prince.
We must bring back Salsa Doritos.
Speaking of genders it’s always funny to me when people’s go-to gender for me is ‘dude’. They’re not necessarily WRONG. I like boymoding. But sometimes I girlmode. By default I nothingmode. #mynothing
Maybe...maybe I do wanna reenact broke back mountain with someone.
It takes a special someone to be a good ashtray. #Suggestive #Violence
sometimes i get hit with a wave spam from a fish that lives on my notifs just wooooosh there he is
Not a dig! Id say im pretty fond of every jake. Maybe to an egotistical degree.
Is it that every jake on here is either really sad or really horny? Or am i missing some of the more stable ones? #Nsfw Im seeing a severe lack of solid middle ground here granted i dont really see all too many jakes to begin with.
Whoops! Can you really blame me with the way you and davey act?
How barbaric. What an utterly grisly way to murder someone. When, hypothetically, it would be far cleaner to slowly squeeze the life out of a person by wringing their neck, puncturing the flesh with your nails and watching the light drain from their eyes. Hence, using rope ensures a level of intimacy that duct tape could never provide. #Cw-death #cw-murder #cw-gore
(Flirting) Did you know that 'suicide' has you and I together? It must be a sign. #Suicide #Death #CW-Self-harm
I have a leaky faucet. Stop making assumptions.
Milk, coffee, and duct tape.
[(FLIRTING) DO YOU WANT TO #OME JUMP A GUY WITH ME?]
[OKAY RAI$E YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT TO KILL THAT FU#KING GUY]
.) ... Interesting feed tQpics tQnight! ))
(Still Flirting) I know you’re retired but do you want to build me weapons and doodads? You can have all the clearance you want.
(Flirting) Can i come over and smoke all your weed and talk about how were just specks of stardust drifting across the vacant yawning chasm that is the galaxy always moments away from being sucked into the black holes of obsolescence? I have large breasts.
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god has let me live anothr day an im about 2 make it evry1s problem
Will you like this chit for no reason at all? -- Posted from my Texas Instruments TI-84 Graphing Calculator --
What can I say, even goddesses can have a weakness for romance.
(Flirting) Let's dismantle the metaphysical barrier that holds this fragile world in a permanent cusp of irrelevancy...together.
In a very #silly mood today.
lucky charms but only the marshmellos and not the cereal
This all reminds me i do owe a certain lady a phonecall at some point in the near future. Oops.
\ i >< i / Junior note! Mystery badge drop. Get a surprise tonight...?
Sbeve.
i am a slenderman with a slenderplan
:33 < *ac gracefurly pounces onto the timeline catching efurryone by surprise!* :33 < *theres a meowsive wave of apawlause fur her purrfect entrance* :33 < *the stylish and furry attractive ac takes a well deserved bow* :33 < gr33tings
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good news, i didnt bleed 2 death in my sleep!! #wekeepwinning
What kinda hillbilly, redneck stereotyping bullshit is this? What, you see the hat and you imagine some old cowboy, chewing stalk and leanin' up against the banister, thinkin' how the crops are gonna love this? That's fuckin' amateur shit and I ain't no amateur. S'why I got a rocker so I can do all that shit sittin' down.
:33< mewre picturing that big? :33< i was only picturing like car sized! :33< but lets go with mewre idea its betpurr! :33< yeah i love destroying entipurr neigborhoods with giant woks!
:33< i nefur said the wok was full of anyathing its just a big wok
:33< making giant wok fall furom the sky attack!!!
sometimes i wonder if he thought i was badass during that fight. i wonder if he looked at me the same way as i looked at him. did he want me the same? did he hate me? #incest
i gotta be honest gang, who the hell posts lyrics just willingly. like. i get we are from the early 2000s but can we stop it.
:33< buttpurrlugs :33< thats it #nsfw send chitt
Damn Lalonde's snuck into my farm again.
out of recs of some of my friends, i have decided 2 join hello dirk
i dont think i gotta introduce myself but i will i am roxy u can use he or she and i help dirk or ig am his manager lol i also help homeless cats help them learn 2 love and trust again and then find em homes
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ watch a man screaming compliation to even the playing field #idaskwhattheyrescreaminabout #butyoureintheotherroomlol
Usually id day dont knock it till you try it but that brother of yours sure is an odd one.
I Wish I Could Devour Her Heart Again #gore #literally
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horny as fuck and feeling #incest uous #nsfw
anyway its crazy that fucking a guy with the contact name "hot rich old pervert" in my phone is what lead to me fully realizing im a woman #nsfw
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[+] if i had a Coin for every aquatiC man i Crushed on, i'd have two Coins. whiCh isn't a Lot, but i'm startin' to notiCe a pattern
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oh, man. i did this too kinda. i had to stop because i started feeling really funny about it though. also hi dave! this is a weird way to find you on here.
ii2 there any photographiic eviidence that thii2 event took place . a2kiing for re2earch purpo2e2
NO WONDER IT STINKS OF FISH.
THANK. YOU. I THINK?
[WE NEED MORE FAT FU#K$ ON THI$ $ITE I $WEAR]
slaps my belly and eats a hotdog.
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self centered assholes decidin that twwink is the topic a the day instead a a crisis i uniquely wwent through just noww this isnt about you this is about me
xx_TGIF_xx
Taking notes in a rainbow notepad for this one. Im feeling exceptionally woke and enlightened this fine evening.
n∞t a twink 😇✨ s∞mething w∞rse 💙
[#HITTR U$ER$ WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PO$T: RIT#HY KELDAM]
==> why is everybody Talking abouT Twinks whaT.
tvwink this tvwink that howv about people like me tvwunks. apparently.. i. vwas called one once
should i post more photos of myself? would the chittrlings like? eeerrrrr?? :B
Tune in tonight to Around the World as we explore the natural world around us! Tonight: We test our limits and fist fight a shark on the ocean floor! Around the World! 9CST!
Her bed has a higher population than Thurmond, West Virginia.
❤ totally, stands for bondage streamers discipline and more obviously #nsfw ❤
i aint exactly a boy... but i aint exactly a girl im just dave ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No it was actually about another strider in a reply that wasnt even directed at myself (if we ignore the technicality of me being a jake) but i feel a little sorry for you now. :( Keep your head up bro! You arent *that* much of a loser.
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D --> Jealousy is a terrible 100k D --> One I would never wear
I'm a busy guy, but I always have time for other striders. And Trollbama of course.
And youve been... *adjusts spectacles and checks notes* staring at my ass? Should i assume thats what youve been doing to give me such solid feedback on the matter?
they should make a dance and call it the slender shuffle
Your name is Madeth Astrae and you are 15 sweeps old. You live with your red panda lusus in a corporate provided hivestem. Officially you are a scarealegal working for a large law firm; however thanks to your ancestor's rampant gambling addiction you've inherited an extreme generational debt. If anything you're more of an indentured servant, contracted to perform for the firm until said debt is repaid. You love your job! Vreidi and Vessek is a fantastic firm and they have been exceedingly kind to you! They offer a variety of perks, competitive pay rates, and a fantastic work-life balance! (You often work 16 hour nights, sometimes sleep at your desk, and your direct superior seems to think your name is Mimi?) Unfortunately gambling addiction seems to be hereditary: your primary hobby is a rhythm gacha game. You've also been known to play at work, once resulting in your being cuffed to your desk. At heart you're a nice guy, but god you are so tired. After six sweeps of this job you think you are losing your mind. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c31c6d25e5bb.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b101c652982c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb93f858ed76.png
This is a lot gayer sounding than i think you intended but sure! Maybe ive got a little luck on my side. Youve gotta give it to me though endurance is a big part of it when ive been fooling around in the jungle my whole life.
Some say the frequency with which I polish my polearm is excessive~. But frankly, I pity their dull and neglected blades~. #Gladiating #BladeCareIsSelfCare #NSFW
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I said this isnt about my personal experiences but you know i think id survive this if it *were* so ill humor your question anyway. Endurance davey boy! Ive been at this my whole life.
Yes.
your greed sickens me
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oh fuck yes ive never pondered anything harder in my life
no please i only stole a loaf of bread for the funnies it wasnt for the usual poor person reason like feeding my family i was feeding laughter king dork duchess dorkette i plead i implore you to reconsider
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can i see it i wanna ponder that shit too
its a pondering kind of day. who else #pondering
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homie felt the need to self diss as inclusively as possible respect
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no its a plastic 1 his name is steve an his husband sam is waitin 4 him in the basement
finaly gonna finish cleanin that fuckin garage mayb ill even find the skeleton