TG
@timeservingGodhead
- big guy in charge # 21 years old # SBAHJ guy - i make high class art and spit sick nasty bars ⚠️ may contain #nsfw/e, #abuse, and #incest ⚠️ ⚠️ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, SUCKA ⚠️
i am pretty sure jake thinks i am gay? :/
when the fuck were you not gay?
(flirting) yo im at aldi do you need anything
Is it 'making you look gay' when youre blatantly ogling a mans breasts on the timeline? A man near identical to myself at that. You know its legal dont you?
im aware but im also not gay and i was obviously just joking around it almost sounds like you want me to be gay because you have a big fat homo crush on me and dont wanna just come out and admit it to save yourself the embarrassment its ok jake i support you
Milk, coffee, and duct tape.
But of course. We all know im notorious for my affinity for dave strider. Be still my beating heart!
id ask what the tape is for but i dont think i wanna know
im going to pour olive oil into your mouth while youre sleeping
I have a leaky faucet. Stop making assumptions.
right of course im so sorry for assuming that you were secretly an axe murderer it just seems so like you
How barbaric. What an utterly grisly way to murder someone. When, hypothetically, it would be far cleaner to slowly squeeze the life out of a person by wringing their neck, puncturing the flesh with your nails and watching the light drain from their eyes. Hence, using rope ensures a level of intimacy that duct tape could never provide. #Cw-death #cw-murder #cw-gore
your dedication to your hypothetical murder craft is pretty dope but i can only hope that i dont ever piss you off enough to end up on your strangle list better yet i hope that you dont ever feel any kind of strong emotion towards me just in case youve got other motivations for ripping someones life away via slow choke-death lets feel totally neutral about each other til the end of time
>:εε is th3 flirting still happ3ning? ;?? ~
(flirting) no
(Flirting) Can i come over and smoke all your weed and talk about how were just specks of stardust drifting across the vacant yawning chasm that is the galaxy always moments away from being sucked into the black holes of obsolescence? I have large breasts.
im sorry youre gonna *looks down* youre gonna have to repeat that i got a little *looks down* um a little distracted by uh *looks do
what do you want me to look at yours too?
I am NOT wound up, dont listen to that tin can!
sorry i cant hear you over the sound of me listening to the tin can
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yeah is that so?
In a very #silly mood today.
when i close my eyes and imagine what you look like all i see is this exact animal
lucky charms but only the marshmellos and not the cereal
if they havent made that its own product already theyre losing out on hella cash
Sh0uld i shave my bush #nsfw
dont even joke about that i just got really scared
Tits feelin' kinda full. Storm's comin'.
you gonna go stand on your porch with your hands on your hips watching the clouds roll in now?
What kinda hillbilly, redneck stereotyping bullshit is this? What, you see the hat and you imagine some old cowboy, chewing stalk and leanin' up against the banister, thinkin' how the crops are gonna love this? That's fuckin' amateur shit and I ain't no amateur. S'why I got a rocker so I can do all that shit sittin' down.
good fuckin answer bro i expected no less only thing left is the optional side quest of hopping in the truck and driving down to the waffle house to see if shes closed up or not if mimi is still pouring syrup then you might as well sit down and shoot the shit while you wait for it to clear up yknow? those hashbrowns arent gonna eat themselves and you know it
:33< making giant wok fall furom the sky attack!!!
??? dont do that its gonna be such a mess and i know damn well you arent gonna clean it up
:33< i nefur said the wok was full of anyathing its just a big wok
thats marginally better but youre still gonna flatten an entire neighborhood and not put a single buck towards the repairs my arms are crossed and im shaking my head
:33< mewre picturing that big? :33< i was only picturing like car sized! :33< but lets go with mewre idea its betpurr! :33< yeah i love destroying entipurr neigborhoods with giant woks!
what can i say i like to dream big massive neighborhood sized woks are just something that speak to me honestly fuck that neighborhood i bet they had hella potholes anyway lets turn that shit into a pancake